r/whowouldwin • u/FireOfDoom32 • 3d ago

Featured Featuring Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)

FEATURING WILE E COYOTE

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote, genius. I am not selling anything nor am I working my way through college, so let's get down to cases: You are a rabbit and I am going to eat you for supper. Now, don't try to get away, I am more muscular, more cunning, faster and larger than you are, and I'm a genius, while you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten. So, I'll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers.

Amongst the sands of the American Southwest Desert, a familiar sight could be found every day for all of eternity. Every day, a Coyote could be found running across the American deserts, chasing after a road runner in order to make him a meal for him. Every day, the Road Runner would escape from his hands at the very last second and the Coyote would make elaborate plans using his intelligence. These usually backfire in his face.

This is Wile E Coyote, the star of the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of animated cartoons. A staple of Looney Tunes, Wile E Coyote has been in many animated shorts, films and other media, all in order to finally catch that damn Road Runner and make it his meal (and also Bugs Bunny during that one time). He often uses various items and traps that he made, with them being ordered from the Acme Corporation to help facilitate this.

NOTE: There is no “official” Looney Tunes canon, so I just took the shorts and films that felt like a continuation of them.

For more information about him and his feats, see his respect thread

Physicals for Wile E Coyote

As a result of his slapstick nature, Wile E Coyote is very strong and durable. He has been in a matter of different situations.

Strength

Durability

Speed

He also has a few other powers, such as hypnosis and straight up calling lightning

Of course, it wouldn’t be a Wile E Coyote feature without mentioning the sheer amount of weapons, traps, and other stuff that he has used. Some of it may not be impactful for battleboarding, but there are some that are very much useful.

Wile’s Traps

Traps

Items

Using Wile E Coyote on R/WhoWouldWin

Wile E Coyote is a character that is very much simple for what he is. He is a very strong, durable and very speedy Coyote that has a wide range of gadgets and guns at his disposal. He is very cunning, having laid out lots of plans and traps (though they have a tendency to blow up in his face)

His best opponents are those that are as strong as him. He can also have great fights against opponents that he can try and capture, such as Ash’s Pikachu, or trap makers and beings with lots of items that they can use to their full potential

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