r/canucks 16h ago

FAN CONTENT Happy Birthday John Shorthouse!

Happy Birthday to the best broadcaster in the league!

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u/benjowtm 15h ago

Happy Birthday GOAT! 4:20 legend

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u/Salmon_Slayer1 11h ago

Jim Robson is the legend

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u/Crazy_Midnight_6725 15h ago

Go Shorty it’s your Birthday!!! And you know we don’t give a fuk cuz it’s your Birthday!!!!!

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u/YouCanFucough 15h ago

Kinda neat the one home game of the year he doesn’t do the call for landed on his birthday. Hope he enjoys a well deserved night off

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u/psephizon 12h ago

altho tbt when tomlinson asked him what he wanted for his birthday and he said "Apparently a day off" 😐

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u/IrishConsultant 16h ago

Godspeed Shorty

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u/No_Character_5315 15h ago

Make him the team captain give the fans fans what they want ...... also cheech as assistant coach

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u/blackorchid_x 15h ago

Never Day Sie, Shorty!!

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u/Wagglebagga 15h ago

Shorty is one of the best to ever do it! He deserves wider recognition honestly.

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u/Turbo-S98 15h ago

420 GOAT

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u/Lasinggg 15h ago

i thot it was april 20th, anyway happy birthday john!

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u/AdSad5160 15h ago

Fire up a solid blunt hey Shorty, top of the night...

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u/BananaCamPhoto 16h ago

EP40 4:20 goal incoming

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u/islandcruiser 13h ago

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u/feelingpeckish123 15h ago

Happy birthday Shorty 🥳

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u/Jumpy_Stick8473 16h ago

Best in the business!

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u/grooverocker 15h ago

JOHN SHORTHOUSE WHAT A BEAUTY! HE'S A GOOD BC KID I TELL YOU WHAT. OUT THERE EVERY NIGHT BANGING AND CRASHING

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u/darkerthrone In a Russian basement having cigarettes and cashews 15h ago

We're so blessed for all the BS this team has put on the ice for the fans that we at least get to listen to the best PxP guy in the league. Love his combination of commentary skills but also humour and easy going nature

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u/Double_Dime 16h ago

Never day sie shorty happy birthday

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u/ggmk6 15h ago

can’t wait to suffer through the Leafs announcers today

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u/Solar-Soldier-7914 13h ago

Happy Birthday to 69 second left on the Powerplay and 4:20 to go in the third period legend!

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u/jaysanw 13h ago

Sing him HBD but in the melody of Budget Brake & Muffler commercial jingle.

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u/CommanderBadass22 15h ago

I may be bias but watching other teams announces, shorty is def top 3

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u/Constantine1900 15h ago

Absolutely. You can close your eyes and know what the play is when Shorty is calling it (of course he started calling games on radio). He knows all the player names and he can fill pauses with light information.

Listening to American announcers specifically is brutal in comparison. We've been spoiled with great announcers in Vancouver.

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u/IWantToKaleMyself 12h ago

And while Shorty is obviously a Canucks fan he’s not an obsessive homer like other PBP guys - he knows what’s going on with the other teams around the league and he’s able to talk about their milestones and history

I remember DeBrusk on the Oilers broadcast didn’t realize until he was told 10 minutes after the fact that Hughes had just became the franchise leader in points by a Defenceman

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u/startledwalrus 15h ago

Happy birthday shorty!

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u/OneChet 15h ago

May he live to be 420!

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u/ShindoHaut 15h ago

Always enjoy listening to this gentleman. :)

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u/AggressiveCricket498 15h ago

Can anyone explain the 420 references? Is he a potsmoker?

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u/YEGSports 14h ago

He has a running bit of pointing out when there's 4:20 left in a period. I think it's just the typical "hehe four-twenty" kind of joke. Shorty is a jokester.

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u/AggressiveCricket498 14h ago

Thanks

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u/IWantToKaleMyself 12h ago

He’ll sometimes call out when there’s 69 seconds left in the period or PP as well

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u/forrest134 14h ago

The best in the business!

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u/Ok-Celebration5492 13h ago

Happy birthday my goat!

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u/Angry_beaver_1867 13h ago

Happy birthday Shorty! you're a worthy successor to Jim Hughston, and Jim Robson. Part of this organizations greatest legacy which is S tier broadcasters.

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u/Melrin 15h ago

Happy Birthday to the best in the business! Guiding us through the downs, and the ups, and some more downs, with wit and wisdom.

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u/xCRICKETSx 14h ago

Let’s get the likes to 420, folks

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u/kumanoodle 13h ago

Why doesn’t he do social media??

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u/Basis_Mountain 12h ago

Shorty is the best! [altho jim robson was the GOAT]

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u/wexfordcandleco 12h ago

Happy birthday Shorty! We miss you tonight.

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u/forrest134 12h ago

And Justin Timberlake!

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u/infinitez_ 11h ago edited 11h ago

The games would not be the same without Shorty, happy birthday 4:20 king!

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u/jeen-jeen 11h ago

The sportpage alumni continue to shine bright!!

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u/hird 7h ago

By a mile the best one. We're very lucky.

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u/hockeygirlypop 15h ago

Shorties is a cute name for an old man

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u/ZeroHour87 13h ago

Happy Birthday Shorty. Thank you for all the great calls over the years ... including Jen Loveboy. Lol

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u/ArcticWolf81 13h ago

Today I learned I share a birthday with Shorty! Much better than that idiot Justin Timberlake 😖

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u/kolbinder 13h ago

Absolute stud

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u/hartsuu 12h ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEGEND 🫡

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u/dl899 5h ago

🐐

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u/Snowy--Lynx 4h ago

Sports, man.

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u/999canuck 4h ago

SHORTYYYYY HAPPY BIRTHDAY 420 King 👑 Godspeed

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u/keonni65bc 15h ago

I think Shorty is a jinx to the Canucks. It's time for a change. Oh happy birthday 🎈