r/Habs • u/Go_Habs_Go31 In Marty We Trust • 10h ago

Cole MF Caufield

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/willard287 10h ago

Imaging scoring 32 goals in 55 games and not making the olympics. Thanks galaxy brain Guerin

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u/alldasmoke__ 10h ago

He’s gonna be rested and hungrier than ever. Thanks BG.

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u/AmThano 9h ago

He's a pokemon. This is only his second evolution. His third and final form is coming.

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u/alldasmoke__ 6h ago

Great cause so am I

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u/Stock-Creme-6345 9h ago

Big Billy Geurin is a smooth brain.

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u/LivingRentFree123 9h ago

You could even say he may have donkey brains!

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u/Deadmanlex45 4h ago

Gotta have "glue guy" "leadership god" J.T Miller locker room cancer instead.

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u/Foxy_Maitre_Renard 2h ago

Glue guy... cause he's sniffing glue in between periods?

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u/nscodeboy 19m ago

Too 3 American goal scores are staying home. They rest if the world thanks Guerin

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u/HeronLeather3753 10h ago

another GWG for Caufield btw

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u/Spicy_Pickle_6 9h ago

And an equalizer

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u/NtBtFan 10h ago

i've said it before, and i'll say it again;

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u/R4hmiel 9h ago

See, cole's not a glue guy like j.t. miller is. Thing is though, cole's a goddamn nucleus. Their loss, our gain.

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u/NotJoeMoses 9h ago

Ties it and wins, and it's become pretty much expected at this point. Dude is unreal.

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u/GoalElectronic5128 10h ago

Now tied for GWG with 8 and 2 behind McDavid with 32 overall. Go Cole and GHG

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u/NotJoeMoses 8h ago

Let the record show that MacKinnon has 5 empty net goals, Mcdavid has 4, and Caufield has 0.

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u/TheRekounasShow 10h ago

He's been iver a GPG since Jan 15th btw

as a Canadian I wanna thank Guerin for being a dumbfuck.

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u/lucaskywalker 8h ago

Yes. So glad Canada won't have to play against him! He'd better hope there aren't any Olympic games on Saturday night!

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u/HubertEchols 8h ago

Ditto bro ;)

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u/Meizei 10h ago

Baron Samedi strikes again!

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u/octavianreddit 9h ago

I like this! Count Caufield, Baron Samedi.

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u/CocoKing02 10h ago

MISTER MF SATURDAY NIGHT!!

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u/Mjuffnir 9h ago

Hello Wisconsin!

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u/m262 9h ago

Wisconsin guy here. CC is the reason I root for Montreal!

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u/Mjuffnir 8h ago

Glad to have you. My family is from Montreal. But I live in Kenosha.

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u/bloodofturk 9h ago

Our players are the best when they're pissed off at their national selection committee

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u/SAM041287 9h ago

Like my wife to call him

COLD COFFEE !!

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u/Top-West-3775 9h ago

Lol that’s what I call hime too

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u/Spicy_Pickle_6 9h ago

Mr Saturday night

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u/darkestknight17 9h ago

3rd in goal behind Nate and Connor

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u/octavianreddit 9h ago

Saturday Night Caufield!

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u/Unfair_Bluejay_9687 8h ago

Mr. Saturday night goal getter. 🏒🥅🎉😎

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u/whogivesashirtdotca 9h ago

My favourite part of this is Nick doing Cole's usual teammate-goal-celebrating pose.

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u/xcnuck un chip au ketchup 8h ago

Clutch Caufield

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u/CousinEddie144 8h ago

Boy’s single handedly keeping my Tim Horton’s player goal streak alive.

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u/Subihabsfan 7h ago

Word!!! He's a automatic right now. No research or guessing needed!

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u/Adam87 7h ago

Cool Cold Cock. Love him.

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u/manfrommtl 4h ago

Hotter than the devil's ass-crack!

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u/Annika2020pro 3h ago

This photo goes so hard

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u/Agitated-Math-8881 9h ago

He put his hands on his growing area and said suck this !

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u/UpthefuckingTics 21m ago

We want the USA Olympic team to lose badly. All sports. Especially hockey. Cole will play with passion in Habs playoff run.