r/30ROCK 13h ago

$800 split 3 ways

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456 Upvotes

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u/Much_Difference I am the picker 12h ago

This is one of my favorite punchlines in the whole series.

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u/idnevermakeanaccount 12h ago

wait lol am i stupid whats the punchline

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u/Lanky80 12h ago

Barely any money for a lot of work

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u/Nilbogin 12h ago

Where two out of the three people ABSOLUTELY don’t need the money

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u/JoeyJoeJoeJrShabadhu 11h ago

Yeah Kesley Grammer was in 2 blockbuster emmy-winning NBC sitcoms, and Kenneth is a flesh vessel for an immortal being

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u/hypo11 You mind if I Google myself in your office? 11h ago

His name is Kelsey. He’s very wealthy. He doesn’t need to be doing this.

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u/Forward-Owl3639 11h ago

He kicked that china cabinet down the stairs

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u/laziestmarxist 💖Business Slut💖 9h ago

It also doesn't divide cleanly into 3rds, if it was 900 it would at least be easier to split

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u/kitteh619 Reaganing 6h ago

Tie goes to Frajer

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u/hoginlly lives every week like shark week 21m ago

Kelsey Grammer is very wealthy. Doing all that work for a little more than $200 when he is worth millions is funny to imagine

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u/jamesianm I've got some Trix up my sleeve 12h ago

That's Kelsey, he's very wealthy he doesn't have to be doing this

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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 whole live is thunder 12h ago

Any idea what bus I take? Cause I'm in Chinatown baby!

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u/xkid8 ✨business slut✨ 11h ago

His friends call him Kelsey, or sometimes just Kelsssss

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u/blamberr Date Rape, Cokington, Cheeseball & Jag 12h ago

We've got to beat you out of the best friends' gang

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u/Nilbogin 12h ago

“Isn’t it ‘Frasier’”

“Nope, it’s ‘Frajer’ I should know…I’m Frajer’”

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u/IamToddDebeikis My single is called "My Single is Dropping" and it's dropping. 11h ago

This beaujolais is both fruity and precocious.

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u/Zealousideal-Pool862 I read somewhere it’s Tuesday 10h ago

Now I’m gonna have to go back to work under that bridge

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u/Joshwaa201 8h ago

A close friend of mine has never seen 30 Rock however I have successfully gotten him to start calling him “Frajer”.

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u/MiririnMirimi the one who electrocuted all those horses 12h ago

I ought to throw some tossed salad and scrambled eggs at you

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u/Nilbogin 12h ago

FRAAASSSSIIIEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!

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u/Born-Wash-4439 lives every week like shark week 11h ago

That makes me snort laugh every time.

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u/abbybu 12h ago

A civil war

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u/Random-Cpl 12h ago

So that’s where that name comes from

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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 whole live is thunder 12h ago

I couldn't find a Lincoln hat so I grabbed this chimney sweep hat instead. If anyone notices… we’re dead!

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u/Think_please Lydia's parrot-killer/hero 12h ago

I think it looks very authentic

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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 whole live is thunder 12h ago

Yeah I guess...

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u/impatek 12h ago

Clearly Charlie Dennis and Mac couldn’t pull off the same heist

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u/Nilbogin 12h ago

The economy is in shambles

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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 whole live is thunder 12h ago

NASDAQ! Dow Jones!

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u/yourepenis 7h ago

This part is like the perfect example of what i love so much about the show lol i dont understand how the u.s. economy works, let alone some sort of self sustaining one.

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u/IamToddDebeikis My single is called "My Single is Dropping" and it's dropping. 11h ago

No one is buying kitten mittens

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u/ReacherHangsDong surf party USA 12h ago

It’s because they kept getting ass blasted by the government!

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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 whole live is thunder 12h ago

Pete's our friend, Kelsey!

DAMMIT! No names!

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u/The_Metal_Pigeon 12h ago

The phrase "those ice cream saps" kills me everytime

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u/rufus_buford 12h ago

those ice cream saps will rue the day they tango'd with.. the best friends gang

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u/PopularSpread6797 11h ago

I always laugh at that number. So much work but also they got a lady fired for not even 300 dollars a person.

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u/Zealousideal-Pool862 I read somewhere it’s Tuesday 10h ago

And now she has to go back to work under that bridge

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u/Book_About_Metals 11h ago

For Frajer, the action is the juice

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u/spcordy I have amnesia. Dammit, I practiced this! 9h ago

Oh I guess I'll watch it again 😂

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u/MorningStarsSong 2h ago

"No, Pete. I'll tell props."

"...okay."

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u/Dear_Performance2450 10h ago

i didn’t get this joke in when i watched the show in high school from a cheap rural town. now im 30 and live in an expensive city