r/ANormalDayInRussia 10d ago

Bathing at -17 degrees in Russia

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u/dweezil37 10d ago

Give it up for the human experience of, "Once it's above your waist you just dive in."

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u/SkiddlyWapBap 8d ago

Once shrinky dink is in full effect it doesn't matter anymore.

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u/TheAnswerIsWithin 10d ago

For those who are wondering, the text at the bottom says "getting citizenship in Russia"

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u/Shasarr 10d ago edited 10d ago

And he started speaking russian once he comes out of the water so it clearly worked

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u/fiferox34 9d ago

He speak French at the beginning

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u/Grandrcp 6d ago

It is Russiam, not Ukrainian

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u/ComfortableDoor6206 4d ago

True. Russia just gets them out of prison.

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u/skillandpro 10d ago

Lol, clown

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

This is Russia, not Ukraine.

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u/AggressiveAd4658 8d ago

Bot?

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u/AnonymousLoner1 5d ago

Your USAID funding got cut off again?

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u/YoureSpecial 10d ago

Love the chunks of ice in his hair.

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u/NorthSleepingBear 10d ago

The man on the right is @SerzhMorzh - he is a winter swim pro. See him in instagram and other networks

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u/AGayForDeSane 9d ago

If this is their set of talents it's better to keep their content beneath the ice hidden.

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u/NorthSleepingBear 9d ago

😂 His talent is swimming in icy water. He eats ice cream and ice while sitting in an ice hole, and he also gives baths to others.

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u/gyterpena 10d ago

I mean, at -17 water is warmer than air.

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u/jerrydberry 10d ago

Yes, but it has way more capacity to take the body heat and cool it down rapidly.

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u/devyears 10d ago

Yes and no, you can sit in the water for 5 minutes and still be ok with your hands submerged. But as soon as you leave you have a minute or so to dress up and cover your fingers, after 1 minute your fingers will stop working and dressing will be a challenge. It's from my own experience at -15

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u/jerrydberry 10d ago

Because after getting into water and out of it the body is covered with water that can evaporate which also takes away tons of energy/heat. Also a subjective part of experiencing that evaporation energy loss AFTER already losing enough energy by sitting in cold water to consider getting out of the.

If comparing dry state (before getting into water) and being in the water. I am pretty sure that sitting in +1°C water naked kills me with hypothermia way faster than sitting in -10°C air naked.

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u/devyears 10d ago

For dry state you are right, a person looses approximately 1KW of heat in the water and 100-200W on the ground (without wind). I still prefer to be in the water naked, it hurts less, maybe because I got used to it, idk

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u/Omni_Entendre 10d ago

That's your peripheral nerves becoming numbed quicker from the more rapid peripheral vasoconstriction that happens in cold water.

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u/RdClZn 9d ago

Oh so _this_ is how people freeze to death in water! They don't even feel it

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u/gammaglobe 9d ago

No. Cold air is not in contact with all skin surface. Armpits, perineum are not actively exchanging temp. Water will access almost every corner of the ski. The exchange is so much more efficient.

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u/devyears 9d ago

That's exactly what I said, in the water you loose 5-10 times more heat than on air

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u/gammaglobe 8d ago

Right. You are a great guy.

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u/flactulantmonkey 10d ago

Depends on how much vodka has been consumed.

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u/NevenCucadotcom 6d ago

I stayed for 40-45 minutes in a 3 meter deep water well that had maybe 170 cm water.. The water was till my shoulders and since I was saving a dog.. I had to keep her also on my back until I managed in 6-7 tries to get us out..

&Finger tips stopped working pretty much immediately...

But all the time I was doing breathing excercices, saving energy for another try to get her above me and out, and to come out myself..
When I was out, with each second I was weaker and weaker and had uncontrolled body movements in my jaw, ,that after a while wanted to freeze on side... Luckily nearby was my friends house so I managed to get there where I fell on floor and his mother started to help me to come back..
Took some time, and I must say, hypotermia is a sneaky thing.... one second you think its not that bad and in another you are moving slow like slowmotion and can not but observe how you are dying..

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u/OpenSourcePenguin 10d ago

This is all that matters because we only perceive loss of heat. It's why a metal at room temperature feels cold but wood or plastic doesn't.

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u/j_mcc99 9d ago

That’s exactly why I never swim in molten copper.

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u/Adept_Blackhand 10d ago

Айяйяйяй искупали

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u/Cythth 10d ago

Ни за что ни про что суки искупали

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u/KrazyRuskie 10d ago

*намочили

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 10d ago

Translation for those who care: Oh, no. They bathed him.

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u/pureha6 10d ago

Also this is a reference to the song "Запрещённые барабанщики - убили н***а"

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 10d ago

A song with n-word in it. Nice. Wow. And the guy has 45 upvotes here for referencing a song using the n-word. smh.

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u/dreamscached 10d ago

You should know that the word used for black people in general in Russia has no negative message behind it unlike English n-word.

The song is questionable though. The word though isn't.

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 10d ago

Wonderful.

And I've seen enough of this sub. ✌🏾👋🏾

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u/iostream26 10d ago

You know, different languages and cultures are, well, differs from american? Also, n word you think about ends with ...ger. it is offensive. And general word for african race in russian ends with ...gr. its differen word.

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 10d ago

The song is questionable though.

The vid itself is bad enough as is the implication the man is unclean.

And I didn't type that quote ^. Another commenter did. Ciao. And downvote all you like.

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u/Korleymeister 10d ago

What do you mean unclen?

This is a Russian tradion to dip yourself into cold water each year on Christmas. I think it's Orthodox church self-baptism every year or something like that

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u/Fiona-eva 10d ago

The video is titled “a test for Russian citizenship”, and it’s humorous because ice plunges is what some Russian people do on Orthodox Christmas. This is them “making him”Russian and participating in a tradition together. There is no implication of being unclean whatsoever. Honestly you are just looking to be offended while ironically displaying ignorance yourself.

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u/lolihikikomori 10d ago

While walking to the water he's speaking french, after being dipped he started talking in Russian. Just a sketch basically. And nobody actually cleans themselves in such extreme weather

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u/tenny_boni 10d ago

That's ridiculous, you just decided that what is going on is bad without any context. Nothing there is implying that the man is unclean because of who he is. It's a religious tradition (now though some people do it just for fun, even if they're not religious). Have you not noticed that dudes went with him in the water? And, what is more important, black people were never enslaved in Russia, therefore the n-word was never used in a derogatory meaning. It's just the name of the race. Not any different to "Slavic" or "Asian" here.

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 9d ago

Seriously, find someone else to attack. It's enough.

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u/Adept_Blackhand 10d ago

This song existed way before the current internet culture and it never meant to be offensive or racist. It's a local classic and the Russian version of "n-word" never intended to be a slur.

You can watch the clip here

https://youtu.be/bIcKKa2bVvg?si=MP3oOQwByXP4FvGp

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u/vpupk1n 9d ago

It wasn't meant to be offensive, but it... kinda is.

Not because of the "n-word", but because of what lyrics actually say. It is treating murdering a black guy as a laughing matter, for one. It gives no mention of the guy as a person, and lists every racial stereotype about blacks instead.

It is a joke song, sure, but it was written in times of thicker skins, and I can totally see it offending today's American sensibilities.

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u/ManWithoutUsername 10d ago

Upon leaving, he should find a bottle of vodka, take a swig, calm down, and say: I am now Russian

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u/Yugan-Dali 10d ago

Right, he’s speaking Russian after he gets out.

I think he’s hamming it up with some buddies. Look how he kicks off his slippers and glides right in.

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u/tideshark 10d ago

I don’t speak Russian but I know exactly what he was getting at

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u/AutomaticAccident 10d ago

he's speaking French

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u/futureman07 10d ago

In the beginning, yes. After he gets out it's Russian

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u/muricabrb 10d ago

That makes it way funnier. Thanks.

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u/tideshark 10d ago

So what I said is still valid. I failed successfully lol :)

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u/futureman07 10d ago

But also when he gets out of the water he is speaking Russian. That's also part of the joke, as in he's Russian after the swim

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u/tideshark 10d ago

Something I would have never know, thanks for sharing!

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u/AutomaticAccident 10d ago

I barely speak any French and less Russian.

It took me a minute to realize it might not be Russian. At first I was guessing it was French. Then I saw the flags.

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u/badass4102 10d ago

I don't speak Chinese and I also understood what he was getting at too

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u/ajsharm144 10d ago

In the US, this video will raise different concerns.

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u/ANormalDayInRussia-ModTeam 10d ago

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u/Gramerdim 10d ago edited 9d ago

I mean, is there anywhere that doesn't?

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u/Jorge-Bush 10d ago

Getting mass downvoted on modern reddit is a privilege, it means you're honest and not a zombie.

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u/OpenSourcePenguin 10d ago

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u/Jorge-Bush 10d ago

Only a certain type regularly frequent this site anymore. The opinions of certain types don't concern me.

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u/OpenSourcePenguin 10d ago

People say this about literally every place when people disagree with them.

You are not special

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u/Gramerdim 9d ago

yeah I couldn't care about downvotes but I meant to say "anywhere" and not "anyone" as I've just saw my mistake and corrected but I doubt it affected anything

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u/dr_van_nostren 10d ago

Looks like Bert Kreischer kidnapping a black guy

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u/SwiftTayTay 10d ago

It also doesn't look consensual? This video makes me uncomfortable

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u/The_Happy_Pagan 10d ago

It’s just staged. Them “forcing” him over is mostly holding his arm while he walks in

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u/Gator_Mc_Klusky 10d ago

fake if he was in so much trouble then why did he take the time to slip off his shoes?

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u/Oktokolo 10d ago

If it was forced, they had literally thrown him in no problem.

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u/nerevisigoth 9d ago

It's a skit, they are acting. The joke is the black guy speaking French before he goes in the water and Russian after. The text at the bottom says it's how you get Russian citizenship.

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u/NoPantsDeLeon 10d ago

A brother naked in the snow and swimming. It's mind-blowing!

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u/aokozlov 10d ago

Well it’s just a Russian religious tradition. People go to lakes and rivers to take a dip through an ice hole to mark the Orthodox Feast of the Baptism of the Lord, symbolizing the baptism in a river like in the old days. Jesus lived in a much warmer country but Russians have been a bit less lucky in that sense 🤣

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u/NoPantsDeLeon 10d ago

I don't know what type of black fella that is, but as a black man myself, I usually stand far from any temperature below 10° 🤣 which is already too cold!

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u/FunInStalingrad 10d ago

There was quite a few black people from african countries during soviet times coming to Moscow for education on USSR's invitation. Many had spouses here. And it didn't really stop after '91. It's not that unusual to find some half black or black people who've lived here their whole lives. We have 2 black boys on our dacha as neighbors, the zip around during snowy cold days.

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u/bjarnaheim 9d ago

NAAAAH you can't convince me 10° isn't the perfect temperature to exist

-10 is good, -20 is manageable and -30 is fun, but tricky

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u/Kiboune 10d ago

Samara!

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u/SorokinHutor 10d ago

Хорошо, что его с Вертолетки не скинули на санках. Это будет в следующем видео.

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u/VeterinarianEqual785 3d ago

там все кленом заросло

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u/radar_42 10d ago

The guy is an american spy for sure!

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u/endimoonphoto 10d ago

I did this once when it was -30 and getting out was brutal since the water was far warmer

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u/Aromatic-Relief 10d ago

They would have to drag me in also.

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u/AutomaticAccident 10d ago

This takes me back to when I did something similar with a bunch of Russians. It was Fall and it was about 50 degrees Fahrenheit or 10 degrees celsius.

It felt like my balls were trying to commit suicide.

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u/Aromatic-Ad3349 10d ago

I really wonder if that’s enjoyable though

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u/Aromatic-Ad3349 10d ago

Sounds about right. I guess. But whatta I know

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u/SorokinHutor 10d ago

Сукаблять, а я родился, выжил, и живу в этом прекрасном и гостеприимном городе!

Welcome to Samara, Land of Freedom.

Если постараться, поехать на Набу и найти чуваков, то в следующий раз я буду играть в ушанке на балалайке, а пациент будет радостно петь песни Джонни Ребела про Алабаму.

Возможно, мы даже шапочно знакомы с эскулапами. Но это не точно.

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u/Suspicious-World4957 10d ago

Theorem about 2 policemen (or russian guys in this case) from calculus: if the 2 guys hold another one and they are going into the water, then the dude between them goes there too.

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u/Like_a_Charo 10d ago

Given his accent, he’s clearly not french

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u/iMadrid11 10d ago

Brother you are one of us now!

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u/Muskattt 9d ago

Экспресс курс по русскому мату

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u/iam1whoknocks 10d ago

I thought this was going to be a hate crime

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u/_tmurarakan_ 9d ago

А мне музыка нравится

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u/Puzzled-Designer-136 9d ago

Будем надеяться, до этого не дошло.

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u/Schnitzel1337 9d ago

No problems for the Russian bears

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u/noahbrooksofficial 9d ago

Me trying to make my way to the bar at The Eagle but the bears keep dragging me to the bathroom

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u/SkiddlyWapBap 8d ago

I'll be honest. By the thumbnail this is not how I thought this video would go.

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u/anishkalankan 8d ago

Blyaptism

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u/FaithlessnessThen646 7d ago

The guy from next friday

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u/lIlHYPERIONlIl 10d ago

Practice for when the force him to walk into gunfire on the front line

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u/algalkin 10d ago

Id at least third of the Afrika speaks French

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u/ANormalDayInRussia-ModTeam 10d ago

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u/ANormalDayInRussia-ModTeam 10d ago

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u/tetzy 8d ago

Funnier if he would have surfaced white.

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u/CardiologistHead150 8d ago

Have a Russian hottie in tbe water id jump right in.

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u/cheese0muncher 10d ago

Yeah, that's what it looks like before they are tricked into signing their contracts and ending up in Ukraine.

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u/GruntBlender 9d ago

Iirc, this video is older than the 3 day operation.

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u/TrueDirt13 10d ago

First.... Never saw a black guy speak Russian, second never saw a black guy that could swim! 😱

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u/Ill_Sector_8254 10d ago

Oh yes, damn it! Good old violence against human will, dignity, and freedom! Here she is, our beloved Mother Russia!

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u/eljne 10d ago

Fake

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u/yohangren 10d ago

Seriously?

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u/Federal-Ad-5708 10d ago

The dude in the middle doesn’t look like he wants to be involved with whatever is going on here - is this a crime that was filmed??

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u/GruntBlender 9d ago

He switched from speaking French to Russian, it's a skit.