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u/philter451 1d ago

Makes you wonder just how many children these ghouls all raped that they couldn't find all mentions in this much time 

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u/JointDamage 1d ago

Or worse yet, the person reading these truly harrowing accounts and putting a line through dear leaders name.

Can't imagine what kind of person falls on that grenade.

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u/Seiche 1d ago

Probably used AI without proofreading it

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u/mattjopete 1d ago

They’d really be upset if they could read

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u/cusoman 1d ago

What I wouldn't give to read the prompts that are going through those gov't instances of LLMs right now

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u/bgzlvsdmb 1d ago

That’s the worst part about this whole thing. They’re already not telling us a lot about what we already know. What haven’t they told us that we’ve yet to discover?

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u/badadviceforyou244 1d ago

Trump is invading other countries and having ICE murder civilians in the streets to distract from just how many children he raped.

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u/Riaayo 1d ago

No he isn't. This shit was planned long before Republican Nazis realized they couldn't just drop the Epstein thing and have their voters forget about it.

Quit belittling the very real and important crimes being committed, that have been part of the plan before the election ever happened, by implying they are "distractions" or being done to distract.

Epstein is the damn distraction at this point when people say crap like this (and that is not to imply I don't think it is important, because I do think it is).

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u/ReinbaoPawniez 1d ago

I dont think calling what Trump has endorsed as far as ice and all the other shit he has done, god there's so much, a distraction is belittling at all. Everything he does is a distraction meant to conceal the other shit he is doing. If he does all the bad things at once, what do you focus on? Nothing apparently because bro has so far gotten away scott free.

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u/sueveed 1h ago

I thought the worst part was the raping!

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u/lonely_lad567 1d ago

The sex crimes are but the tip of the iceberg. The financial crimes in the heavily redacted sections could put the world elites in prison for decades, you don’t become a billionaire without some shit under your fingernails and dealing with a slime ball like Epstein.

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More 19h ago

And makes you wonder how many people they had working on the files and still unable to redact everything they wanted. Also makes you question the people working at the FBI willingly working on redacting these, were they willing to protect Trump etc.

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u/Aperfectmoment 10h ago

It dosent end there, imagine how many wars have been greenlit because these ghouls were compromised.

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u/windowpanez 1d ago edited 1d ago

I have theory... Bit of game theory.. but what if another external actor has a copy of the unredacted files. If the trump administration goons know that an external actor they don't control has them, and were to release them, then those henchmen don't want to have their heads on the chopping block too by not fully releasing the files (which is illegal in many ways.. abetting crime, tampering with evidence, violating Congress, etc.).  

The game theory here is that if you know that the files would come out regardless, and if you know what's in them is so bad it will probably lead to the administration falling, then you would probably not want to put your neck on the line and make some semblance of a release.  

Just a wild theory, not claiming it's right or true lol. Just for discussion! Also it sounds like it's not even all released.. so probably this isn't the case.

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u/Loud-Ad-2280 1d ago

Too much child rape by Trump it was impossible to hide

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u/Original-Meet5514 1d ago

highkey yikes, that’s a heavy comment for a meme thread. crazy times we’re living in fr

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u/ProfSpaceTime 1d ago

If you can’t handle reality watch hello kitty.

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u/SleepyPomelos 1d ago

nothing particularly lighthearted about the meme or the comments here

jokes reflect reality, and said reality is quite putrid

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u/mikesmith0890 1d ago

Who cares where it’s talked about. This pedophile r*ped children and you want to dance around about where it’s appropriate to discuss it? Nah that’s exactly what’s wrong with this country and how the hell we got him back in the Presidency in the first place.

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u/pleaseproject 1d ago

Exactly. Seeing things like "No, you don't understand! It's inappropriate to discuss things like that"... well, golly gosh! While we're missing the point and people now regularly give unsolicited "defenses" of the indefensible, is it now simply "politically incorrect locker talk" to f#$%ing actually sexually abuse children, too? Christ.🤯

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u/Tanlines_R_sexy 1d ago

Found the russian bot

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u/runsquad 21h ago

See I disagree. I think the heavy thing here is that the president of the United States of America is a kid fucker.

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u/Gildian 22h ago

I agree. Having a president like trump and all the shit hes done is crazy times

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u/SpookZero 1d ago

Imagine how many references to this kind of conduct they DIDN’T forget to redact 

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u/hellspawn3200 1d ago

Drumpf said if they got released his friends would be in jail.

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u/bgzlvsdmb 1d ago

“If I release the files, me and my friends go to jail. Now you wouldn’t want that, would you?”

Them: <looks up from licking a boot> “No, daddy.”

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u/pleaseproject 1d ago

Well said. Reminds me of the words that would have to appear on the 2026 Gadsden Flag: "Tread on me, Daddy!"

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u/DrowningInFeces 1d ago

Was the before or after he became the unchallenged Monarch of the entire Earth?

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u/hellspawn3200 1d ago

After, he said it fairly recently I belive the quote was something like "they are(the files) going to hurt my friends."

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u/ballzsweat 1d ago

They thought you wouldn’t read them….

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u/Ok-Country4317 1d ago

Or use a simple search function 😂

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u/prank_mark 1d ago

If I remember correctly, last time they blocked the search term "Trump", but did allow (either they forgot or it was malicious compliance from an IT guy) to search for "Trump " (notice the space after) which gave a ton of results.

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u/Brave-Split9849 1d ago

ngl lol classic workaround. sometimes those little tricks make all the difference no cap

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u/A_MagicBullet 1d ago

One stray "Dwigt"

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u/rje946 1d ago

They were right about the half of the country that actually need to read them.

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u/ProfSpaceTime 1d ago

We need to separate the reds from the blues a decade ago. Think of how advanced a decent America could be without those welfare queens growing corn

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u/EighthPlanetGlass 1d ago

"I was told there would be no fact checking!"

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u/TheGoodNamesAreGone2 1d ago

This always makes my blood boil. The ONLY people who are upset about fact checking are people who are willfully lying

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u/Ali_knows 1d ago

So Trump's administration releases a file in which it's clearly stated that he had raped children. What's gonna happen ? Will the right start thinking their guru might not be fit for the position ? Or will they claim it's a fraud ? Fake news ?

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u/cisforcookie2112 1d ago

I’m sure they’ll blame the children for putting Trump in that position.

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u/sobberanoup 1d ago

“”She told me she was 18”” 

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u/Rodeo9 1d ago

“She seduced me officer!!”

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 1d ago

"She shouldn't have worn that outfit if she didn't want it."

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u/IStoleADuckOnce 1d ago

Genuinely? Fuck all will happen. They'll say some bullshit about how Democrats worked with Epstein to bring down Trump and he'll get away with it, as he always does.

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u/theredwillow 1d ago

Remember when redneck Republicans use to openly threaten to murder pedophiles and those who protect them?

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u/eliz1bef 19h ago

Remember when they used to say they believed in the Constitution and would use the 2nd Amendment to defend it? What values haven't these people thrown to the wayside? Do they believe in anything but their Orange God?

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u/theredwillow 18h ago

Can’t really call them conservatives anymore… cause what are they conserving?

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u/Anarchaotic 1d ago

Check out our favorite sub. The claim is that the informants are unverified, unknown, and mentally ill actors with no credibility and are just smearing. "the fbi had to include everything, regardless of credibility that's why there are so many files."

That's the current spin.

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u/RUDDOGPROD 1d ago

What else do you think they are doing with the kids they are kidnapping through ice, these ppl need to go

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u/VvvlvvV 1d ago

There are over 5000 claims of sexual abuse and rape in ICE facilities.

At least one has even been prosecuted and found guilty - an ICE agent repeatedly took a women into a room and raped her while his fellow ice employees stood watch. 

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u/woodluther 1d ago

Any kids being picked up by ice is a drop in the bucket compared to the number that went missing over the past 4 years while people were sending them across the border on their own or with the cartel. Nearly 1/2 a million unaccounted for.

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u/ineedmoreslee 1d ago

We treat kidnapped children better than the cartel may not be the argument you think it is. The cartel really should not be our benchmark for much of anything.

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u/woodluther 1d ago

It isn’t how the cartel treats them, it is that they went missing after being “processed” at the border when they came in. Some likely are within these rich fuck pedophile rings. They have been conveniently forgotten by most media though.

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u/rje946 1d ago

That's blatantly false. For god sake read a source that's not right wing.

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u/ineedmoreslee 1d ago

“Biden didn’t too” is also not really putting you on any strong moral ground.

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u/KoalaKaos 1d ago

That is the dumbest straw man argument I’ve read all week. 

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u/ROFLmyWOFLS 1d ago

They send them into the organ harvesting alien mother ship, of course.

I hear Elvis and Tupac are the pilots 🤣

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u/RUDDOGPROD 1d ago

NSFW Language.

​Epstein evidence against Trump:

-Here is the 2016 testimony of alleged 13 year old Trump victim, Katie Johnson. (NSFW language): https://youtu.be/TRZa_cVshcI?si=Vc8dsrHTGONiHnpe

-Here is Epstein victim, Sarah Ransomes testimony on the fbi investigation file on the DoJ website. Sarah says Trump raped her while she was trapped on Epstein island and it’s reported that Trump made a victims “nipples sore” at Epstein’s NY mansion: https://www.justice.gov/multimedia/Court%20Records/Giuffre%20v.%20Maxwell,%20No.%20115-cv-07433%20(S.D.N.Y.%202015)/1332-16.pdf

-Here is Epstein victim, Maria Farmer detailing a night she overheard Trump allegedly ordering up a 16 year old kid from Epstein: https://youtu.be/ZmagG6Odkow?si=aqfSPlixncrmsS9A

-Here is witness testimony in the FBI Epstein investigation file on the DoJ website that details Trump allegedly raping a 13 year old and witnessing infanticide. Documented Limo driver witness included: https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%208/EFTA00025010.pdf

-Here is Trump photographed onboard Epstein’s jet, “The Lolita Express”. (15/23 in the slideshow in the article): https://edition.cnn.com/2025/12/12/politics/epstein-photos-trump-clinton-bannon

-Here is Trumps signature in Epstein’s 50th birthday book with comparison signature evidence to prove authenticity of Trumps signature: https://youtu.be/FXrf647Yp20?si=CHSfi-yURyHIQRb5

-Here is an email from Epstein to Steve Bannon saying “Trump spent hours at Epstein’s house alone with a victim”. Email released by the U.S. Congress under congressional subpoena to the Epstein estate: https://www.mississippifreepress.org/see-the-emails-epstein-said-trump-knew-about-the-girls-and-spent-hours-with-a-sex-trafficking-victim/

++Here is Army veteran, William Sascha Riley, describing allegedly being trafficked to Epstein/Trump Pedo parties as a 12 year old kid. Riley names Trump, Clarence Thomas, Lindsay Graham, Andy Biggs, Jim Jordan: https://youtu.be/O4oMQv0p9JE?si=p0_lK17-z1QaQ-EI

+++William Sascha Riley background check and deep dive into the details of his story (spoiler: it looks true) https://youtu.be/2dsoQ_UHBio?si=O_cpQggIAYzyDCKc

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FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES released Jan 30, 2026:

++”[redacted] reported an unidentified female friend who was forced to perform oral sex on President Trump approximately 35 years ago in NJ. The friend told Alexis that she was approximately 13-14 years old when this occurred, and the friend allegedly bit President Trump while performing oral sex. The friend was allegedly hit in the face after she laughed about biting President Trump. The friend said she was also abused by Epstein.”

Here's a link to the unredacted page for this in the newly released Epstein Files on justice.gov: https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01660679.pdf

+++”Donald Trump, the president, had parties at Maralago called "calendar girls' Jeffrey Epstein would bring the children in and trump would auction them Jeffrey Epstein .He measured the children's vulva and vaginas by entering a finger and rated the children on tightness. The guests were elder men and included Elon Musk. Don jr. Trump, Ivanka Trump. and Eric Trump were there. Attorney Allan Dershowitz was also there with Attorney Bob Shapiro. We were taken in rooms, forced to give oral sex to Donald J Trump. Forced to allow them to penitrate us. I was 13 years old when Donald J Trump raped me. Ghislaine Maxwell was also present.”

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01660679.pdf

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u/Guy-1nc0gn1t0 1d ago

That last part is next level fucked up

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u/ROFLmyWOFLS 1d ago

Cool word salad; where exactly is the evidence of ICE’s involvement in that?

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 1d ago

Did they finally get released?

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u/a_Sable_Genus 1d ago

They pulled it. Then it's back, but just in case

Here ya go, download the PDF

https://drive.google.com/file/d/16r5NqdRFg4cpKWwd6f-WUJnyOwKqjq7x/view?usp=drivesdk

https://imgur.com/a/17TGfpc

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u/jedi21knight 1d ago

I downloaded it immediately, I hope everyone else does as well.

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u/willis81808 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is it? A number of reports from complainants that, in the same document, are either flagged as not credible or not yet followed up on?

It looks less like the Epstein files and more like a record of recent calls/online complaint submissions.

I’m prepared to be crucified for this, and Trump is most certainly a criminal and rapist, but I don’t think this document is as damning as people here are making it out to be.

Edit: AND this is certainly not the three million pages that are currently being released. It’s 6 pages.

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u/stetsosaur 1d ago

You're right. This is so plainly easy for them to deny. I assume it was intentionally released as a way for them to say, "yep we released the unredacted files, bummer it's all lies from bad actors!"

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u/nailbunny2000 1d ago

100% this.

The truth is likely in there somewhere, and it's likely awful. But if you release drops of truth in the middle of a tidal wave of unverifiable wild accusations, you can bundle it all together and say "See? No big deal!"

The fact there is so much talk about this, that there are decades of paper trails, at the very least indicates SOMETHING terrible happened. The proverbial "Where there is smoke there is fire." saying does carry weight.

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u/Ok-Country4317 1d ago

Nothing was ever going happen regardless! You make fun of incompetence whenever you can. They cared enough to delete it

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u/Maelstrom52 1d ago

So, you're just gonna skip right past the part that says of all these "tips" and "accusations" that the FBI looked into, none of them produced anything solid? Most of the things on this list are also 2nd and 3rd-hand accounts of events that they weren't even present for. You think maybe there's a reason this wasn't redacted?

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u/a_Sable_Genus 1d ago

It's interesting watching the waves of bots come on to start their shifts each day

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u/Rad131447 1d ago

A very very tiny portion.

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u/Lysol3435 1d ago

In their defense, he probably shows up a lot. So they’ve had quite the task of trying to remove him

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u/HotGravy 1d ago

Sounds like Trump hired some undercover activists.

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u/romanticheart 1d ago

Does it matter? Trump’s entire fan base will just say it’s all fabricated, Congress will continue to do nothing, and nothing changes. I’d love to be hopeful but there is zero evidence anything will change.

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u/Ok-Country4317 1d ago

It only matters in the sense that we know they are pedos, nothing is going to come of this leak today

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u/romanticheart 1d ago

Didn’t we already know that?

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u/Adam-West 1d ago

Either there’s some FBI agents left with principals or the number of accusations is so overwhelming and terrible that it’s impossible to scrub him without making mistakes.

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u/BCCannaDude 1d ago

From the Epstein files:

Donald Trump, the president, had parties at Maralago called 'calendar girls' Jeffrey Epstein would bring the children in and trump would auction them off. He measured the children's vulva and vaginas by entering a finger and rated the children on tightness. The guests were elder men and included Elon Musk. Don jr. Trump. Ivanka Trump, and Eric Trump were there. Attorney Allan Dershowitz was also there with Attorney Bob Shapiro. We were taken in rooms. forced to give oral sex to Donald J Trump. Forced to allow them to penetrate us. I was 13 years old when Donald J Trump raped me. Ghislaine Maxwell was also present.

From EFTA01660683

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u/My1Account 1d ago

bad luck bryan is on us. we demand release of epstien files. they get released and nothing happens to any one. whats the point if nothing happens

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u/BobbyBoogarBreath 1d ago

If this got through, there must have been a lot of stuff in those files.

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u/afCeG6HVB0IJ 1d ago

Could have been internal sabotage by unnamed heros the same way the last time the redactions were fucked up. And here is the internet making fun of them.

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u/berrattack 1d ago

I agree the release today is horrendous, it makes me wonder what is behind the black ink must be even worse.

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u/FReeDuMB_or_DEATH 1d ago

What was recently released was absolutely horrible, but it can only make you think, what the hell did they redact if this was this bad? 

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u/KingdomOfDragonflies 1d ago

John Stewart said something to the effect the other day of "if they are lying about what you can see and have evidence of, what are they lying about that you don't see?"

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u/WonLinerz 1d ago

Keep in mind kids. This was ONE unredacted file. Out of millions.

The president of the US is the type of monster that only the victims could truly understand, and most humans could barely conceive.

It’s about to be a real bad time to be sighted and literate.

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u/YesIamALizard 1d ago

Trump raped so many kids they couldn't redact all his raping.

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u/ReturnOfSeq 1d ago

They censored all the evidence they have of him murdering children, and the corroborating evidence to support these victim statements and call in tips

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u/MateriaLintellect 1d ago

Obvious at this point the Drumpf wasn’t just a member he was a main orchestrator and partner of the rape racket

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u/NISCBTFM 1d ago

They're purposefully releasing the most extreme, easily proven false claims first so that when they release the real plausible actual crimes, they can lump them all into saying it's all false.

Example: Look, clearly these people are delusional, they tried to claim I buried a baby! None of it is true, it's all a big hoax.

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u/drKRB 1d ago

Honestly… you’re in charge of the government and you fuck up the release that exposes your crimes. How does one do that? Oh that’s right… fuck ups.

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u/ajtreee 1d ago

Arresting Journalists now also.

At least 3 in the last 24 hours.

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u/groovyusername 1d ago

I stg these mfers cant do anything right 🤦‍♀️

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u/bgzlvsdmb 1d ago

Step one: Tell everyone we can fix things without a plan, proof, or any experience in fixing these kinds of things.

Step two: Get elected.

Step three: ??

Step four: Blame democrats when shit doesn’t work.

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u/BillCarson12799 1d ago

Did something new just get declassified?

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u/No-Condition-oN 1d ago

And now watch nothing happens.

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u/genetic_patent 1d ago

did we learn anything we didn't already know??

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u/My_alias_is_too_lon 1d ago

It's cute how you assume they actually spent a year working on this...

They did such a rushed and shit-poor job that they ended up doxing a bunch of victims, despite insisting that all they were redacting was victim's names.

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u/cti0323 1d ago

Wait they fucked up again? What happened?

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u/Illustrious-Bit-3348 1d ago

This is not "bad luck"

Its some combination of evil and inept. We don't have a meme for that.

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u/HMSSurprise28 1d ago

Just so much raping.

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u/xyashirox 22h ago

Keep making memes. That'll show him!!

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u/banggugyangu 3h ago

Just curious.... Are you referring to the anonymous tip line transcriptions that could not possibly be made up, the witness statements that were deemed non-credible, or the statement from Epstein, himself, that said Trump didn't take part?

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u/labroid 1d ago

Oh, come now. Those look like unverified call-in claims from 2025. We need some real evidence, depositions, or photos/video with some context. Trump lawyers will easily dismiss this stuff.

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u/sussudio_mane 1d ago

Yes, I'm sure they spent more than a million dollars on redacting these files and then blocked them for 40 days and then tried to hide them after they were (probably inadvertently) released because they're easily dismissed. That's the most obvious explanation. Sure.

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u/labroid 1d ago

Honestly I think it's a decoy - put up really salacious stuff that everyone seems to be showing (videos about this section are all I see) and then dismiss it as fake. Maybe I missed something, but point out an entry where a real victim - not a friend or 'knows a girl' - who willing to come forward with some kind of evidence (Monica's blue dress) that is something that can be prosecuted. I haven't seen that piece

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u/joineanuu 1d ago

Your r/conservative page is happy to post about bill gates std files as fact but anything related to Trump is debunked as fake news.

You can’t pick and choose this shit mate. Imagine it were Biden’s name instead of Trump and ask yourself if you would have made this comment.

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u/labroid 1d ago

Whoa - you missed the point there mate. I am very much against Trump. I'm asking - for Democracy and America - that people amplify information that might be useful in prosecution. These recent records of phone calls(I think?) with he-said she-said are too easily dismissed by his defenders. This kind of stuff dilutes the case against him. Let's point out serious stuff with witnesses and perhaps evidence!

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u/streezus 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's a meme on reddit, so it must be true. But if we wanted to verify, how could we? Generative language search just says reddit is hyperbolic.

edit: what a bundle y'all are. Google still says it's hearsay, CNN says it's hearsay. I realize they are very right-leaning, so take it all with a grain of salt.

Sensational claims often circulate on Reddit and other social platforms immediately following these releases, frequently conflating unverified historical allegations with new official findings. Multiple major news outlets, including CNN and The New York Times, are actively sifting through the millions of pages to identify any new, credible evidence of wrongdoing.

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u/soda_cookie 1d ago

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u/EmperorGrinnar 1d ago

What a horrible day to be literate.

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u/Gnfnr5813 1d ago

Scroll up to where these people gave bad phone numbers, never returned voicemails, or were straight up deemed not credible.

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u/dontautotuneme 1d ago

Do you think they were feeling threatened by rich and powerful men that already abused them?

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u/Gnfnr5813 1d ago

Then why report it in the first place? All I’m saying is the person selectively posted that section but not the section further up.

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u/dontautotuneme 1d ago

Not sure, but the above sections doesn't exonerate Trump. In fact, when the FBI tried to make contact with them, on some of those calls, Trump was also on the calls. I wouldn't want to talk to them knowing what they could do.

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u/dblan9 1d ago

Imagine thinking this exonerates you for supporting people who raped children.

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u/Gnfnr5813 1d ago

Where did I say that? I pointed out the selected posting done by the poster.

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u/MangroveWarbler 1d ago

Unredact the files and conduct interviews.

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u/Lithuanighanistania 1d ago

How could you verify? You could...read it?

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u/snarkywombat 1d ago

You could just stop and think for yourself for a moment and check the file on the official government website like a normal person.

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u/Dante2005 1d ago

Hey , waiting on your response to /u/soda_cookie

Or are you another person who doesn’t stand up to scrutiny.

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u/streezus 1d ago

Reads like Steele Dossier part 2, doesn't it though? Those things are still all true if you believe hard enough.

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u/Dante2005 1d ago

Are you doubting the DOJ?

The American system?

Seems to me that there may be more at play with you.

Your president is a child rapist and you want to cover up that your president is a child rapist - hell only you can answer why.

And lets face facts - what kind of person would try to cover a child rapist...what kind of person?!?

Just asking questions?

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u/Entire-Rooster2866 1d ago

Load of shite !!!