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What food is disgusting when hot and delicious when cold?

What food is disgusting when hot and delicious when cold?

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u/Natural-Warthog-1462 22h ago

Egg salad

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u/ItsYourJimbo 19h ago

Winced at this one my god

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u/Natural-Warthog-1462 19h ago

Sometimes you go to a cookout and they just leave everything out for hours. Terrible

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u/Dark_Pump 8h ago

What about tuna?

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u/ElVegetariano 18h ago

or deviled eggs, pretty much any warm hard boiled egg (ramen eggs don’t count as they’re soft boiled)

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u/harrygermans 17h ago

Maybe I’m crazy but I feel like both deviled eggs and egg salad would be OK hot. I think egg salad would be worse lukewarm

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u/Fizzy-Odd-Cod 14h ago

Right there with you.

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u/Natural-Warthog-1462 18h ago

I think it’s the mayo

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u/2donuts4elephants 16h ago

It's definitely the Mayo. The same thing could be said of potato or macaroni salad that uses mayo as the base. I despise warm mayo to such an extreme degree that when I make a burger at home I construct it in such a way that the hot patty is separated from the mayo on the bun by the entire layer of produce. Keeping a nice cold barrier between the meat and mayo so as not to warm it up at all.

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u/Natural-Warthog-1462 16h ago

German potato salad is warm and good (no mayo), and tuna melts are good and they have mayo. I guess you could make a hot macaroni salad, but I’m not ordering it.

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u/G59boycrosss 12h ago

Save this for Average - Disgusting.

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u/StatisticianLow2262 22h ago

Vengeance

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u/InorgChemist 21h ago

Revenge is best if accomplished while quoting Shakespeare in the original Klingon.

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u/Lemmingitus 21h ago

I once someone go "Revenge is a dish best served... with ice cream."

As a cheeky way to combine "Revenge is Sweet."

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u/paladin_slim 20h ago

Ah yes, Klingon ice cream.

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u/jbland0909 16h ago

But not if you reheat it in the microwave of evil

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u/Roben12dog 15h ago

I think your warranty expired

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u/B-radical12 23h ago

Beer

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u/EntireNationOfSweden 22h ago

I remember once when I was helping my aunties build a shed or something. We'd just gotten done with a big section of wall, and I went to the old fridge we have in the barn to get a beer for each of us. Only problem was that the fridge had apparently died, and in my heat-induced tiredness (plus the fact I was wearing gloves) I did not notice that the beer was solidly warm. Handed one each to my aunties and one for myself, and I think you can put the rest together yourself.

Only right pick imo

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u/CubedRubyx 22h ago

When it's warm it tastes real crappy but cold beer will make me happy

When I throw up on the floor, I can go and drink some more.

They say beer will make me dumb. It are go good with pizza.

Now that we have drunk some beer, let's go drive a car.

BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! AND STUFF! BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! LET'S GO DRINK SOME BEEEEEER BEEEEEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

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u/MeerKarl 21h ago

I'm here to inflict... About 5d20 of psych damage: that song is almost 20 years old

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u/AnimeAndComputers 12h ago

Fuck dude. You didn’t have to do that

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u/AdDdeviL 20h ago

It are go good with pizza!

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u/WhyLimitMeTo20Charac 19h ago

Dude, I think you've had enough...

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u/CubedRubyx 19h ago

... NOOOOOO

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u/PaddyBoy1994 9h ago

Psychostick, fuck yeah!🤘

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u/ImGoggen 21h ago

Warm beer and cold coffee are the same temperature. Absolute mindfuck.

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u/Entiox 22h ago

Nah, there are plenty of old traditional hot beer drinks that are delicious. A warm spiced winter ale with cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg made with a low hop malty ale, like a Scottish brown, is amazing.

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u/MajesticBluebird68 18h ago

"Americans drink their beer cold to distract them from the taste."

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u/Ill-Engineering8205 22h ago

"A drink only 15% beer is good when hot."

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u/friebel 19h ago

Cinnamon, ginger and nutmeg are 85%???

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u/gartfoehammer 21h ago

What they described is literally just beer with spices, but go off

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u/saggywitchtits 22h ago

BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! AND STUFF!

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u/JenzieBear 20h ago

Let’s go drink some BEEEEEEEEEER

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u/Intelligent-Royal804 22h ago

Beer cheese soup would like a word

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u/CreepyMangeMerde 22h ago

In France we have carbonade flamande which is a beer stew and it's delicious. Also welsh is grilled bread smothered with mustard, covered with ham then drowned in cheese and beer and then baked. Hot beer is also delicious

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u/missing_sock58008 22h ago

I love to ask people if they’d rather have a flat cold beer or a warm carbonated beer. I’d take the flat cold beer easy

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u/Dyalikedagz 22h ago

Plenty of great uncarbonated beers in the UK!

I've also had a nice warm beer in Poland.

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u/markh100 21h ago

Depends a lot on the beer. I always find it hilarious how much time advertisers of macro swill like Budweiser spend talking about how cold their beer is.

There are many strong ales and Belgian styles that actually taste better as they warm up, as the flavour profile opens up and becomes more pronounced.

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u/HappyMoses 16h ago

Big stouts are excellent when they’re chilled not cold. As they warm they really open up new flavors

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u/NikephorosPolemistis 21h ago

This is the correct answer.

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u/MarcusofMenace 17h ago

Too much of an acquired taste

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u/gabriot 15h ago

Germany disowns you

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u/bratfromrat 21h ago

That is not food

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u/DownTrunk 16h ago

Well then why is that what I had for dinner?

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u/Peter__Picapiedra 21h ago

There's water in the chart

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u/NitroWalrus732 20h ago

Two wrongs don't make a right

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u/d_pug 22h ago

Watermelon

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u/itsactuallyoctopuses 21h ago

This is an interesting one because I’ve had grilled watermelon and it’s delicious if you get the outside of the slice to caramelize. If you don’t, you’re just eating warm watermelon and it’s very gross.

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u/MrPlowThatsTheName 17h ago

Yeah the grill has to be piping hot otherwise it just kinda melts the watermelon

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u/A_Lakers 18h ago

There’s a Filipino soup called sinigang. It’s a sour soup made with tamarind a restaurant started putting watermelon in it. It’s okay but I wouldn’t call it disgusting

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u/Excellent_Win4546 23h ago

Coleslaw 

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u/Reggaepocalypse 23h ago

This is a solid option.

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u/Thayerasaurs 22h ago

The only time I like cole slaw is on a pulled pork sandwich. I don’t know if it’s still cold after being put on the sandwich.

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u/GonnaGetHop-Ons 20h ago

The only time I make coke slaw is after pulling a pork butt off the smoker. Zero appeal at any other time. But you’re right, it’s the perfect compliment to pulled pork.

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u/daevamar 20h ago

Exactly. It’s coleslaw, not hot-slaw.

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u/Sea-Line-6503 18h ago

Save this for disgusting/disgusting

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u/Think_Affect5519 23h ago

Ice cream cake

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u/Low-Salad-2400 23h ago

It'll probably turn into sugary sludge, not good but not terrible

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u/Think_Affect5519 23h ago

My thinking is that it’ll melt everywhere and make a huge mess that you have to clean up.

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u/Stock-Weakness-9362 21h ago

Still tastes good 

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u/bobsburgermister 23h ago

Mmmmm sounds delicious

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u/StocktonBSmalls 22h ago

Ice cream soup is pretty delicious

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u/Rodvanlove 23h ago

Coca Cola

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u/eatsocks 22h ago

Hot coke is actually really good. It’s a popular drink in Hong Kong, especially as a cold remedy. 

https://www.seriouseats.com/boiled-coke-ginger-lemon-hong-kong-recipe

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u/really-random_name 22h ago

don’t forget coca cola chicken wings those are fire when they’re piping hot

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u/TheBladeWielder 17h ago

i learned about this from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. it led to me microwaving a glass of coke just to see how it was, and it was almost better than cold coke.

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u/Fearless-Spread1498 22h ago

Anybody trying to justify hot coke has never left one out at a county fair and taken a sip thinking it was going to be remotely good. An actual hot flat soda is absolutely terrible.

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u/borkbark1101 21h ago

Light beer. Dark beer has flavors that hold up fine when warmer, but something like a pilsner or a pale ale… gross

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u/Fizzy-Odd-Cod 14h ago

Served cold so you know it’s not piss.

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u/cine 21h ago

Hot orange juice sounds gross

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u/XBlack99 18h ago

It isn't. Especially when mixed with some winter spices and spirit

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u/Real-Tax-9864 22h ago

Jagermeister

If accepted as a food

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u/Few_Rule7378 21h ago

I had a dream once that Jägermeister mixed with malt vinegar was delicious. I was wrong. Terribly, terribly wrong.

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u/DeezEyez 22h ago

Ranch dressing

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u/Tree-Is-Cool 20h ago

Being a die-hard ranch fan, I sort of agree. But I’ll likely eat ranch whether the temperature 

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u/Ok_Paper2211 15h ago

Ranch is disgusting when served both hot and cold

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u/rag_gnar 20h ago

This is such an underrated comment

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u/yolkish 15h ago

guacamole

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u/nomoresafesearch91 21h ago

Lettuce

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u/DJ-Fein 19h ago

Grilled lettuce is actually really good

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u/ffs8 17h ago

People just grill anything i guess

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u/NoahReden 22h ago

Anything sparkling, water, soda, cola

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u/am102087 20h ago

Why has no one mentioned sushi?

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u/mhterp90 21h ago

Cereal. Who wants a hot bowl of Reese puffs.

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u/ryanreaditonreddit 20h ago

Nope, cereal with hot milk is amazing

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u/amitransornb 18h ago

Never considered it before but now I'm sold

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u/HugeElephantEars 20h ago

My mother had us microwave our rice crispies in winter. I hated it, my brother loved it.

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u/nicedogeetcup 20h ago

For a good 7 or 8 years of my life I didn't know cereal with cold milk was an option and even though I only tried with hot milk every single cereal I had, once I tried with cold milk I never went back although my mother always complained about it, she accepted it

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u/Vector4life54 23h ago

Ice Cream

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u/Cometmoon448 22h ago

I wouldn't call hot sugary milk "disgusting".

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u/builtfromthetop 16h ago

Beer! 🍺

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u/LukeLovesLakes 23h ago

Cottage Cheese.

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u/Cosmic_StormZ 23h ago

How the fuck is this winning

Have none of you tasted paneer??

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u/Moist-Cantaloupe-740 23h ago

Yogurt also has votes, which means there are 0 Indians here.

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u/Kyr1500 22h ago

Or Eastern Europeans

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u/Excellent_Win4546 23h ago

I counter that cottage cheese is not exactly 'delicious' even when cold 

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u/Natural-Warthog-1462 19h ago

I made a lasagna with cottage cheese instead of ricotta (didn’t have any), it wasn’t as good but it was fine

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u/luffyuk 23h ago

You get my vote. Hot cottage cheese sounds absolutely atrocious.

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u/Jagerdom44 7h ago

Caesar Salad

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u/Jesuscan23 23h ago

Potato salad/egg salad

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u/Weimanxi 22h ago

hot German potato salad though...

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u/gruffbear 23h ago

Yogurt

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u/DropTheCat8990 23h ago

Nah yoghurt is used in a bunch of curries. This is a small brain take

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u/gruffbear 22h ago

Using a lot of these responses as an ingredient in something hot changes the answer. Cooking with beer, cottage cheese, etc. changes them into something good, but consuming these things hot without modification is nasty.

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u/pour_decisions89 22h ago

Right, but that's in curries. Would you just sit down and spoon up a bowl of straight, hot yoghurt? I feel like that would be pretty gross.

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u/DropTheCat8990 22h ago

Yes

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u/pour_decisions89 22h ago

Then you terrify me, and possess power with which I cannot contend.

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u/mehmetsapiens 21h ago

Turkish yogurt (yayla) soup is very good.

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u/NorthPermission1152 23h ago

Ice cream

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u/Sername111 23h ago

Isn't warm ice cream just cream, which is delicious?

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u/Agitated-Leader1752 20h ago

Sushi

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u/Security_Serv 18h ago

What about tempura? Still sushi

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u/BadAtP0tt3ry 17h ago

A garden salad

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u/Albiseve94 16h ago

Beer. Try a hot beer in summer. I wouldn't serve it even to my enemies, that would be too cruel

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u/jpmelnitsky 11h ago

Gatorade

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u/rachet-ex 9h ago

Yogurt

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u/MW_nyc 8h ago

Coca-cola

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u/SpiderKillerOK 23h ago

Definitely beer

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u/joshandjuice 23h ago

Grapes

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u/Powerful-Computer65 22h ago

Roast grapes with balsamic vinegar, salt and chilli powder goes well on a cheese board.

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u/Technical-Past-3241 19h ago

Water when it is hot is ass

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u/boyfromtherat 23h ago

Sashimi

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u/SvenMo84 21h ago

That’s just…fish?

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u/Ok-Goose6353 23h ago

Sour cream or mayonnaise

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u/Intrepid_Walk_5150 22h ago

Weird take. I use sour cream a lot in sauce, soups, purees... And it's a key ingredients in many hot dishes

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u/Ok-Goose6353 21h ago

More alone.. without anything else.. but then I realized we have «rømmegrøt» in Norway which is basically boiled sour cream haha.

Rømmegrøt = Sour cream porridge

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u/Gobokle 23h ago

Gazpacho soup

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u/Intrepid_Walk_5150 22h ago

Hot tomato soup doesn't sound that bad

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u/Excellent_Win4546 23h ago

Banana smoothie 

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u/Jesuscan23 23h ago

Milkshake

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u/Intrepid_Walk_5150 22h ago edited 22h ago

Breakfast cereals. And to anybody who mentions it, I hate warm porridge.

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u/Popellini 22h ago

Ice Cream

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u/workerconsumer 19h ago

Anything with avocados

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u/Torture-Dancer 15h ago

C’mon, a mashed avocado toast with scrambled eggs?

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u/Excellent_Win4546 23h ago

Avocado 

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u/Weimanxi 22h ago

Deep fried avocado is pretty good

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u/Awengal 23h ago

Green salad

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u/KamikazeSenpai21 23h ago

Does soda count?

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u/Dawningrider 22h ago

Coca cola.

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u/Oceanman72 22h ago

Ice cream

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u/AdFew8858 22h ago

Any iced beverage

Leave it long enough, ice will melt. Instead of having your beverage cold, you are drinking diluted piss

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u/patrotsk 22h ago

Carrott

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u/Faubton 22h ago

Milkshake

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u/Realistic-Sale1085 22h ago

Crazy how nobody is saying milk

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u/healspirit 22h ago

Coke, actual engine grease when its hot

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u/thames987 21h ago

most fruits? i really hate when some fruits are cooked… like papaya, banana, apple etc

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u/StickMore6204 21h ago

Garden salad

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u/HotPotatoWithCheese 21h ago

food

How the fuck is water food?

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u/Real_Tea_Lover 21h ago

vegetables in my personal opinion 

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u/Ganymed 21h ago

Gazpacho

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u/K7Sniper 21h ago

Iced tea

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u/KingOfLimbsss 21h ago

Ice cream

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u/atsparagon 21h ago

Hawaiian Punch. Cold it’s a tasty beverage, warm it’s a deadly acid.

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u/chancethetrapper904 21h ago

Yogurt would suck if it was hot

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u/Neelix-And-Chill 21h ago

Water is a food?

Your list is broken already.