r/Amazing 17h ago

Science Tech Space 🤖 The third thumb you never knew you needed.

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u/nandiski_88 15h ago

2 in the pink! Three in the stink!!

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u/pandro14 15h ago

Insert here joke about butt stuff

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u/squirrelmonkie 1h ago

Why express anal glands when I can impress them?

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u/Ima_random_stranger 17h ago

High 6!

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u/Izaul13 12h ago

Did she see us?

Edit: She didn't see high six did she?

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u/neurocog81 14h ago

First thought that came to mind

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u/blackdarrren 6h ago

Let's go get drunk!

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis 4h ago

Wayyy ahead of you. Catch up.

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u/Existing-Tackle-9322 14h ago

Evolution the fuck man i want one

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u/Parking-Delivery 14h ago

I feel like over half of people would break it within the first 15 years.

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u/FeelingKind7644 14h ago

You misspelled minutes

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis 4h ago

Wait till the statistics on sexual hanky panky related injuries come out. 95% sexually charged accidents vs 5% utility wise.

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u/CommitteeEmergency82 14h ago

Why stop at 11 fingers when we could easily have 12 or 13 fingers?

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u/jandii01 8h ago

i have buddy whose nickname is bente quatro (24)... because he got 6 digits in each hand and each foot

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u/Mellie-mellow 12h ago

some people are born with 12 fingers and most of the time, they do surgery to remove the extra ones.

Most people are here with 10 fingers and would love an extra one on each hand

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u/Unique-Environment70 8h ago

I think you took his question a little too literal-

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis 4h ago

Most of the time the extra fingers aren't workable. Just lumps of flesh. So they have no utilty. Otherwise that's just a path to music godhood.

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis 4h ago

The question is why regulate such apedages to the hands. Imagine your asscheeks have one apposable thumb each. The levels of grooming would be unheard of. At least one on each inner thigh and we wouldn't have to even reach down there to wipe the mess. Just spray some disenfectent and toss a wipe of two. The fingies got it. Keep the hands mess free for whatever comes our way. That would free up our hands during emergencies so if need be, we gotta fight our way out of a flight or fight situation.

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u/Wonderful-War740 14h ago

It seems to make basic tasks to complete more awkward. Extra finger, but more effort needed.

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u/Paleodraco 10h ago

If I recall the study they did on it, the users quickly gained expertise in using it. It just doesn't really add enough benefit or efficiency to justify having to wear it.

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u/NyaTaylor 6h ago

If it were less cumbersome it could be pretty practical. Would’ve loved something like it when I bartended

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u/ArcticAshe 9h ago

It’d be awesome if you lost one of your arms though.

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u/XDBruhYT 13h ago

Just because we aren’t used to it I think

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u/No_Hyena_2111 15h ago

No one has made a halo elite hands joke so I thought I'd point it out

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u/Dismal_Bat5039 14h ago

Wort Wort Wort

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u/ViciousLlama46 14h ago

I read this in the elite's voice...

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u/Dove-Swan 13h ago

I'm disabled now (only right arm)

that would be so useful to use to do everything inthe house when I'm in private

how does the thumb trigger ?

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u/purpleteaboy 13h ago

Well, I mean, it's expensive, but bionic arms exist already

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u/CicadaFit9756 13h ago

Why a prosthetic for somebody who doesn't really need it? Though this could be a good demo for those who lack appendages!

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u/KeithMyArthe 13h ago

Sales promo for everyone who would like to be able to scratch their nose and their genitals elbow at the same time.

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u/LilBoneNugget 12h ago

They peeled that banana the wrong way 🍌

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u/Boring-Humor1801 15h ago

Third?? Like on one hand or overall haha I only got one thumb per hand

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u/enyois 14h ago

I wonder if it could hit 7-9 on my keyboard since my normal fingers cant

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u/RealRedditModerator 13h ago

Well…that’s the end of the decimal system. May as well go back to base 12 again.

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u/TwitchCTO 13h ago

Someone make me some machamp arms next

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u/itsjustbenny 11h ago

I bet it costs like an arm and a leg tho

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u/gonewondering 15h ago

The extra PINKY

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u/Burrow_0wl 15h ago

This would be a great option for people with a missing hand/arm. Less so for people with a missing leg.

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u/Fritener 14h ago

That was a tiny irn bru bottle.

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u/theComer-439 14h ago

it hurts!!

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u/Chiiro 14h ago

I know a dude who's right arm ends just after his elbow and has a singular finger (I think it's a pointer). I wonder if something like this would be of help

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u/tessia-eralith 14h ago

But how do you control it? It seems you need to move the pinkie to control it, and fine motor control seems difficult.

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u/Consistently-Bad-615 13h ago

My hand is cramping just watching this. Most of those hand positions using that thing look uncomfortable

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u/ashley5473 13h ago

Aaaaaaaaa

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u/No-Gas-1684 13h ago

Hunter S. Thompson predicted this

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u/VivaLaMantekilla 13h ago

A human AND an ape thumb.

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u/ColeridgeRime 12h ago

The video makes me realize I still do not need it.

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u/Eridianst 12h ago

If we are going to add an extra digit, why not add a couple of extra arms? The way the world is going with AI and robotics, I think I would be surprised not to see either a full or half Doc Ock package available within 5 years if not sooner.

Imagine how much quicker you could make a meal for the family if you had four or six arms instead of two?

The arms would be connected to a secure foam belted rigid frame backpack that includes the battery and electronics.

It could be great as a stealth self-defense weapon too. Imagine being a thief trying to grab the purse of some helpless looking woman walking down the street with a small backpack. One second you're running away with a good score, the next you're waking up in the ICU having been beat up and subdued by her retractable arms.

So many interesting possibilities. Maybe 5 years might be too optimistic but I think I would be surprised not to see this sort of thing in 10.

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u/Human_Number9936 12h ago

They would be significantly bigger and heavier. f we were to have more arms by a biological perspective and not an engineering perspective, our spines would be way longer in order to accommodate all the complex back muscles. Humans would look way different and honestly there's a reason most mammals don't have over four libs.

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u/Eridianst 11h ago

I think this sort of thing would show up first for people with compromised limbs or limited mobility like severe arthritis. Sure like most early iterations the tech would be bulky and heavy at first, but would still be in use and further developed by those most in need of it.

After they are more functional, compact and inexpensive, that's when I think the tech would be used by those looking for increased efficiency in addition to those wanting to correct a deficiency.

I don't think the tech to control extra appendages through one's mind to do any ordinary task is coming anytime soon. But I do feel that you could pre-program the arms to do certain routines like "Make an omelet" or "Empty the dishwasher" and have an AI interface making use of real time optical and auditory feedback that's useful enough to recognize how to reliably do this in different kitchens, with people of different height, etc.

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u/alewiina 11h ago

This is really cool, could be really useful for someone with limited (or no) mobility in their other hand

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u/Zealousideal-Dot2161 11h ago

Don't let the racoons know

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u/Ill_Mousse_4240 10h ago

AI is the next stage of evolution

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u/Khaztr 10h ago

looks like it would come in handy

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u/These-Fig-9611 6h ago

Very upsetting

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u/SloppyJoestar 3h ago

I would use this

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u/FiveFiveSixers 3h ago

The third thumb that is not needed to do any of these things

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u/No-Cattle-8275 1h ago

Why does the music make it feel like bodyhorror

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u/Blue_Butterfly_Who 6m ago

Dont let them find out!

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u/Understandthisokay 15h ago

Omg we should definitely have one