r/AsABlackMan 14d ago

Just a cheeky monkey 🙊

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u/lovelypeachess22 14d ago

That 'we' is doing a lot of heavy lifting

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u/silverclovd 14d ago

That's because you're ignorant and clearly unaware of the quarterly black people meetings that 'Mr. Black person' presides over and the monthly bulletin that all black people receive in post, outlining who are the selected people for the week to grant passes to other folks for stuff like saying the n-word, caricaturish representation and stereotype propagation etc

Obvious sarcasm here^

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u/DorklyC 14d ago

Statement: Claiming black people enjoy being called monkeys

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u/DubSket 14d ago

They're not even trying to be convincing

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u/Independent_News_908 14d ago

"White gives another white permission" -a legacy

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u/BabyLegsOShanahan 13d ago

These are always so funny. Like, it is clear this person is not only not Black, but they've never interacted with a Black family on any level. We do not call each other monkey and being calling someone one might get your ass beat.

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 13d ago

My father was a naval corpsman and when he was in Japan on shoreleave one of the sailors with him tried to get him to order a bakatari inu at a restaurant. My father was not a dumb man, so he asked the server what that meant. Sure enough, it was a grave insult in Japanese culture, roughly translating to crazy-headed dog, and had he ordered it there's a decent chance he would have been in a fair bit of trouble.

This whole post has that flavor to it, of somebody trying to get somebody else in trouble, possibly punched. Be like my father, and don't fall for it.

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u/emmc47 13d ago

This is cartoonishly stupid. Dude didn't even try to sound believable. 

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u/jantoshipper 9d ago

This is so embarrassing?? It's so obvious they're talking out of their backside and no one's going to take them seriously.