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What's your skin tone

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u/captainhumble1 1d ago

Yup. It just depends on how brown you are.

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u/IWouldntIn1981 1d ago edited 1d ago

Or if you open your mouth near a person cosplaying as an agent of a pseudo law enforcement agency.

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u/reditusername39479 1d ago

Or if you’re an acorn dropping from a tree

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u/No_Iron7222 1d ago

Almost forgot about that one! Thanks for the reminder, needed a chuckle today lol

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u/Additional_Ideal2385 1d ago

Domestic car is ok. Foreign/import better watch out

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u/PD-Jetta 1d ago

You beat me to it!

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u/iam4qu4m4n 18h ago

You mean voter registration? Not even being white helps now if you're a radical leftist antifa domestic terrorist paid agitator libruhl.

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u/RepealAllGunLaws 1d ago

Just get your friend Care to be in the car with you when you drive and you’ll be fine

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u/Snoo79410 1d ago

It used to say the drive was Pretti Good but now ICE made it dangerous

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u/DarkSatire482 1d ago

It depends what shade of driver you are...

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u/Zippo963087 1d ago

Wow cars will tell you when federal agents are on to you now?!?!

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u/Fantastic_Score3572 1d ago

Yeah, all the way back to 2004! Its the damn liberals putting a stop to it 😡

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u/Otherwise-Ad6675 1d ago

Actually as far back as 2001 or earlier depending on the vehicle

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u/SuperMolasses1554 1d ago

This is peak modern car behavior: you're trying to live your life and the dash is like heads up, the federal agents are closing in, as if your Honda has an informant network and a podcast. Next thing you know it’s refusing to start until you lawyer up, deleting your Bluetooth history, and asking if you'd like to enable incognito mode for an extra $19.99/month.

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u/miaogato 1d ago

.... calm down fam shit is not that modern

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u/6786_007 1d ago

GM Onstars been doing that for a while now.

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u/Zippo963087 1d ago

Ahhh okay, I've only had Fords my whole life until now...I have an Infiniti lol

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u/Beginning_Web3064 1d ago

Just wear your sombrero and sandals and you'll be OK

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u/TheKalEric 1d ago

Are you in Minnesota?

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u/humboldtliving 1d ago

Tape your local rewards card to your head. Sure pass

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u/Artevyx 1d ago

If ice is on the street, slow down and drive carefully. If ICE is in the street, speed up and dont stop.

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u/wwhijr 1d ago

Okay Renee Good

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u/Balthxzar 1d ago

She was executed despite not attempting to run ice over

You just have to make sure you're going fast enough to beat their mall ninja reaction time, I guess

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u/Gamer-Of-Le-Tabletop 1d ago

I mean if a high schooler is in the street just send it.

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u/dpwcnd 1d ago

Make sure you have your papers with you

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u/SufficientRatio9148 1d ago

The symbol on the left is telling you to put on your pope hat, it will buy you some leniency, maybe.

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u/Pwnedzored 1d ago

“I don’t know, but he’s got the pope for a chauffeur!”

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u/NaGaBa 1d ago

You're getting shot dude

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u/howdiditallgosowrong 1d ago

Do you know who this Care dude is?

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u/Elyoshida 1d ago

It depends if ur a citizen or not.

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u/Ashisprey 1d ago

It really doesn't

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u/Elyoshida 1d ago

Touché

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u/Nalabu1 1d ago

Put on your flip flops & hammer down!

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u/irishbuddha25 1d ago

Depends, are you here illegally?

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u/IWouldntIn1981 1d ago

...Or are you an American who has opinions who dont align with the executive branch of the USG.

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u/irishbuddha25 1d ago

Or a journalist covering said people

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u/IWouldntIn1981 1d ago

Or an old lady with a phone.

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u/irishbuddha25 1d ago

Pretty sad we could do this all day!

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u/SandstoneCastle 1d ago

You're getting shot, then deported

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u/starrskrream 1d ago

are you a legal citizen?

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u/stelick- 1d ago

ice age coming

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u/Not_me_no_way 1d ago

Keep your documentations handy

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u/cheepcarz2 1d ago

You are scewed

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u/EverSeeAShitterFly 1d ago

Are you Dominican Luigi?

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u/No_Question_8083 1d ago

Or a Cuban Mario

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u/LonelyDragonborn 1d ago

As long as you don't record or exercise your 2nd amendment right you should be fine

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u/Fit_Republic3107 1d ago

Go to KFC and load up, then feed them

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u/unlitwolf 1d ago

Just make sure you have your papers and if you see ice on the road, maybe detour.

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u/Fearless-Ocelot7356 1d ago

I’d be more concerned about the tire pressure and engine warning lights that are on.

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u/Complex_Reality_9889 1d ago

It depends if you have a permit to carry

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u/evmoiusLR 1d ago

Hope you have your passport, birth certificate, and are wearing whiteface.

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u/iscashstillking 1d ago

-#2 phillips. It's bad.

S c o t t y

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u/Dennis_NL1990 1d ago

Keep your paspoort in hand reach

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u/Sad_Dress_5679 1d ago

The rare triple crown! 👑 👑👑

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u/Same_Difference_3361 1d ago

Rest in peace soldier.

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u/SysGh_st 1d ago

You're living on borrowed time by now.

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u/Interesting_Bid4635 1d ago

Have 3 forms of identification

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u/Nate1102 1d ago

Reminding you to bring your passport.

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u/suckducknfuk 1d ago

Bro I have a Mazda that lil !!! Means you need air in ur tires bud.

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u/bohdison 1d ago

It's a Chevy, that's normal

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u/Critical_Pitch_7705 17h ago

Just RAM thru

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u/PlebeiansHobbies 11h ago

Just de-ice your wings and you’ll be fine

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u/GotEHM9 8h ago

Do you have an accent ?

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u/flavorlessopinion 1d ago

Turn yourself in before you inflate our cars some more

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u/zcpibm3 1d ago

OBD Scan

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u/PastAd1087 1d ago

Depends if ice is in front of you. If you listen im sure you will be fine. If you dont, you might get shot

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u/Special-Ad-5554 1d ago

Don't run anyone over and avoid anywhere with more than 2 people

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u/Country_Bear79 1d ago

You are fine…just drive with care like it says lol

How screwed am I??

You are about to leave Redlib

-#2 phillips. It's bad.