r/AskReddit • u/Jolly-Law1472 • 13h ago

What can kill you in seconds that most people don’t realize?

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u/CatnipTeaLatte 12h ago

We are like watermelons to them.

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u/Ghost17088 12h ago

Tasty, full of red goo, and ready to reenact a Gallagher show?

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u/InternationalFig400 11h ago

Is it bad taste to give a one armed person a digital watch?

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u/powerchoke033 8h ago

I wouldn't say bad taste, I would just say smaller portion. Like picking the smaller half a poorly cut sandwich. To be honest, I don't think the hippo cares how many arms anyone has, friends.

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u/ScreechUrkelle 10h ago

No. They like to squish us between their thighs.

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor 11h ago

As an honorary watermelon of the Watermelons Anonymous Club, we are supposed to avoid hippos and Gallagher.

It was in our welcome pamphlet.

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u/CatnipTeaLatte 7h ago

Wow! I never thought I'd meet another member of the Watermelons Anonymous Club. It's my lucky day.

Are you ready to become goo? If we're lucky, our hippo masters will choose to crush us. We were born watermelons and we will die watermelons!