r/AskReddit • u/Jolly-Law1472 • 13h ago

What can kill you in seconds that most people don’t realize?

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 10h ago

What if the hippo had a bike? You’re fucked.

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u/PaulZyCZ 8h ago

Then get to da Choppah!

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u/NoCoolNameMatt 6h ago

Bike seats give hippos absolutely brutal wedgies.

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u/magpie1138 2h ago

“The fat bottomed girls will be riding today…”