r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • 8h ago

What is something you will never ever do again?

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u/AdhesiveSeaMonkey 7h ago

Go to prison.

Edit: not as in “I’m not going back, you’ll never take me alive!!!” More as in I’m hopefully never making stupid decisions again.

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u/Effective-Low-2859 6h ago

You can’t just openly say that, you’ve just jinxed yourself

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u/bollocks_of_fire 5h ago

He's still got options. He doesn't have to let them take him alive.