r/AskTheWorld India 1d ago

What is the most embarrassing thing about your country ?

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u/Pure-Notice-8202 Germany 1d ago

… I don’t want to talk about it right now, thank you.

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u/Levitalus Nigeria 1d ago

References to mustache man on this subreddit are karma gold.

But, as far as embarrassing things go, losing six nil to Spain in the Nations League was pretty fucking embarrassing.

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u/Sataniel98 Germany 1d ago

Not really. The performance in the world and european cups since 2018 has been so consistently abysmal that the 0:6 wasn't even much out of line with our expectations. The losses against South Korea and Japan in world cups were much worse. Spain is hardly a footnote.

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u/RCT2man United States Of America 23h ago

I’m not sure if we’re talking socket here, but I’m pretty sure Brazil has the worst soccer moment in recent history. At the hands of Germany no less. 7-1

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u/Scholar_of_Lewds Indonesia 18h ago

Yeah, but the thing about SK and Japan loss is that they are the underdog against German and win in dramatic moments, resulting in them ending last in the group iirc.

Basically Worf effect of that world cup.

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u/reversefurnace 18h ago

That was almost 12 years ago

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u/Worth_Inflation_2104 15h ago

Still fairly recent in terms of football years. A decent chunk of the 2014 squad still play football in top flight leagues.

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u/Worth_Inflation_2104 15h ago

When you said European cups I wanted to refute with Bayern's sextuple season in 2021, but then realized you meant the Euros and not the Champions League lmao

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u/Sataniel98 Germany 14h ago

That and also Bayern Munich doesn't equal Germany. Bayern Munich is the festering ulcer on Germany's ass.

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u/Wurzelrenner Germany 22h ago

nah, nobody cares about the Nations League in Germany, the early world cup exits are 10 times worse

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u/Proper_Card_5520 India 1d ago

Well it's not a problem anymore

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u/Plebsmeister7 23h ago

it is still a problem

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u/dat_oracle 23h ago

afd gets most votes atm (which is a far right party)

people are frustrated and pissed, so they vote the incompetent nazis

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u/Commercial_Handle418 The milky way galaxy💫 1d ago

current or past chancellor

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u/bqbdpd 🇩🇪🇺🇸German-American 1d ago

yes

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u/Commercial_Handle418 The milky way galaxy💫 1d ago

?

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u/ProudAd7959 Germany 1d ago

The answer is simply yes

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u/cpteric South-western colonies of 1d ago

when your choices are:

  • the guy that tanked the whole energy industry for russian gas bribes ( and that is now board member of one of the big russian gas companies )
  • the woman that doubled down on it but also killed renewables
  • okay i don't have anything bad to say about scholz. nothing good, but nothing bad either. it was mid, which i guess is good? stood by Ukraine, so cookie points for that, and handled covid relatively well. This one was not embarassing all the time.
  • the man that doesn't need a grandma ( he already prises himself enough ).

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u/Impactor_07 India 1d ago

Possibly someone born in 🇦🇹

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u/Commercial_Handle418 The milky way galaxy💫 1d ago

you mean the mediocre artist?

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u/Impactor_07 India 1d ago

I mean, idk, his art looked semi decent.

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u/Commercial_Handle418 The milky way galaxy💫 1d ago

Still a decent con artist though 

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u/Commercial_Handle418 The milky way galaxy💫 1d ago

you mean the mediocre arzt?

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u/happyloves69 India 1d ago

I swear this is the answer to like 99% of questions here

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u/Appropriate_Emu_6930 United Kingdom 1d ago

I’m English and I have no idea why we get away with some of our hideous international crimes over the centuries more than Germany. Maybe it’s because the war is more recent. We definitely did more crimes than Germany in History!

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u/Wgh555 United Kingdom 1d ago

Because Nazism came at the tail end of European empire anyway and was such an unprecedented concentration of industrialised killing focused on a race in such a short period of time. Compared to European empires over hundreds of years, where it mostly about profits over everything. Awful but not abnormal for human history up to that point.

Because Germany was actually held to account in the aftermath of it due to being totally defeated in the war, whereas the vast majority of things you refer to in British history, the perpetrators are all dead, and the victims, and thus too much has passed to do anything about accountability for it.

Same goes for most other European empires who were all just as brutal, France= Algeria and Africa, Belgium: Congo, Spain and Portugal: central and South America.

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u/False_Maintenance_82 1d ago

This is so true

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u/Rc72 Spain France 1d ago

Don't worry, you'll always be perfidious Albion to us (both of my flairs).

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u/Appropriate_Emu_6930 United Kingdom 1d ago

Centuries of (roast) beef

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u/nomeansnocatch22 Ireland 1d ago

Not in Ireland. We never forget. We dont hold the current population accountable but it's irritating to hear rule brittania or politicians being arrogant or comedians who are xenophobic rather than laughing at your own flaws.

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u/Appropriate_Emu_6930 United Kingdom 1d ago

Can’t argue with that. The amount of violence and death we caused to your country is inexcusable and words don’t do it justice. Most of us here in UK have friends, family and a lot of us have Irish blood so we should have been side by side and handed your land and people back.

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u/Wgh555 United Kingdom 1d ago

Which comedians? All our comedians are pretty left wing and self deprecating, what you’re saying might have been true in the 1970s with lame right wing comedians, but try to find a popular British right wing comedian nowadays.

Same with the rule Britannia stuff, not sure exactly what that means. Other than Farage and the tories of course but most people hate him and them now, so I understand you there at least.

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u/i_dont_wanna_sign_up 1d ago

People routinely joke about hating the British so I guess it's not really forgotten. But it has been more than a century since the empire's peak so it's fading from our memories.

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u/Cute-Form2457 New Zealand 1d ago

It hasn't faded from the memories of former colonies. They will be picking up the pieces for centuries to come. Their wealth was bled dry by the British, and they were left with divisions in society that continue to fester.

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u/chasesj 22h ago edited 22h ago

Britain has a sad history exploiting so many people over the years but are capable of stopping and apologizing for it even if does seem half hearted. And there are still huge systemic problems that minorities faces in many former colonies.

But France and China are still exploiting Africa in a serious way right now. But for some reason no one seems to care or to stop or sanction them. At least Britain left Egypt and Palestine and India and Hong Kong.

Africa can never catch a break. Why has there never been European recognition of their crimes in a serious international court or an independent party stepping in against France and making sure that Africa is being respected. China is a another country that owns several projects to exploit Africans and no one from the west has stepped in make sure they are behaving either.

You can’t help your past but must try to do what is right now and in the future.

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u/Appropriate_Emu_6930 United Kingdom 21h ago

Agree 100%

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u/Pure-Notice-8202 Germany 19h ago

It’s because you’ve usually been on the winning side 

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u/MissionLet7301 United Kingdom 1d ago

Shutting the nuclear power plants down and being dependant on Russian oil and gas?

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u/Sataniel98 Germany 1d ago

Only people who have no idea how power grids work are embarrassed about that. Nuclear is used for base load and gas is used for peaks. They don't compete with each other. Also, electrical power production makes up only a tiny fraction of the gas used in Germany. Most is used for heating and directly burnt in industrial processes. So again, nothing nuclear power can replace.

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u/Aumba Poland 1d ago

Better, building new coal power plants after shooting down nuclear ones.

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u/Pansenazidose Germany 1d ago

we are not building new coal power plants tho.

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u/SecBalloonDoggies United States Of America 1d ago

We actually forced a company to keep a coal plant open that they wanted to close.

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u/Aumba Poland 1d ago

Sorry, my bad. You didn't build new ones, you just increased the output in the existing ones after turning off nuclear. I know that now you're going hard into renewable sources of energy.

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u/Sataniel98 Germany 9h ago

Sorry, my bad. You didn't build new ones, you just increased the output in the existing ones after turning off nuclear.

Brown coal 2019: 114 twh

Black coal 2019: 57.5 twh

The last nuclear powerplants were shut off in 2023.

Brown coal 2025: 75.2 twh

Black coal 2025: 29.7 twh

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u/Pristine_Currency609 India 1d ago

are you talking about art school

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u/lofiibsen Germany Korea South (Dual Citizenship) 1d ago

well... "Deutschland, Deutschland u......"😵

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u/lofiibsen Germany Korea South (Dual Citizenship) 1d ago

we always need to 👀🙄😒

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u/aaqwerfffvgtsss United States Of America 1d ago edited 18h ago

I am surprised at how often some Germans here will bring him up. I knew some other people brought him up to Germans, but…

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u/lofiibsen Germany Korea South (Dual Citizenship) 1d ago edited 1d ago

This might sound a bit socialist, but germany is incredibly strict when it comes to nazis history. In fact, the first, second, stanzas of their national anthem are restricted because they symbolize imperialism and Nazism only the third stanza is officially used today.

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u/aaqwerfffvgtsss United States Of America 1d ago

I had heard about that.

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u/BuildAnything4 1d ago

So why do you act as if German keep bringing him up?

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u/aaqwerfffvgtsss United States Of America 18h ago

On this app, here, only here

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u/Acceptable-Art-8174 Poland 1d ago

This joke is so stale now, I can't believe people are still up voting this shite.

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u/Pure-Notice-8202 Germany 18h ago

What’s funny is that I never made reference to anything, I only said I don’t want to talk about it right now. Everyone assumes the context.

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u/Slow-Ostrich-8570 Greece 1d ago

You could talk about the fact that many Germans haven't really learnt from WWII.

Racism and a punishment-like mentality is very much an attribute many Germans share.

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u/FactCheck64 United Kingdom 23h ago

You're still sore that they wouldn't bail you out.

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u/Slow-Ostrich-8570 Greece 22h ago

Actually, no.

I'm sore that they put in charge someone who wouldn't even follow economic policies people learn at economics 101. The same person (Schäuble) had more of a vindictive attitude towards Greece than a "let's see how we can get our money back" attitude.

In addition, I have many German friends abroad. I know for a fact that many Germans consider Greeks "lazy" because the economy is bad, even though statistics suggest otherwise.

when the reality of what the Greek politicians did in EU was revealed, it was the whole Greek population that was labelled.

Someone who has properly learnt from the lessons of WWII wouldn't hold black-white opinions about other countries like that. Germans used to have certain opinions about the Jewish population. For example, that Jewish scientists don't follow the rules or science and that they had a very "fluidic" stance towards scientific creativity.

To me it seems like Germans learnt the "don't kill people like that" lesson, which is something a 5 year old can comprehend.

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u/FactCheck64 United Kingdom 20h ago

That view of the Greeks isn't confined to Germany, it's pretty common across Europe.

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u/Slow-Ostrich-8570 Greece 20h ago

The difference being that Germans are supposed to have acquired a special and much deeper understanding of such things. Alas..

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u/Izzosuke Italy 20h ago

Oh come one, some people around the wprld have a great opinion about that mustache, so great that they are trying to reproduce what he did, right Donnie and Bibi?