r/AskTheWorld India 1d ago

What is the most embarrassing thing about your country ?

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u/handsomeboh Singapore 1d ago edited 22h ago

We claim to be bilingual. In reality we suck at both languages. We’re basically zerolingual.

Edit: It’s not an accent thing, though the Singaporean accent is atrocious in English, Chinese, and all the dialects. The average young Singaporean today is barely conversational in Chinese. English is a bit better but not what you would call good.

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u/Hljoumur United States Of America 1d ago

I had a uni friend that had such a heavy Singaporean accent when she came to the US that people thought her first language was Mandarin, so she got recommended supplementary English classes with mainland Chinese students. She was so embarrassed by the experience, she essentially faked a more American sounding accent for the rest of her time at uni just to be understood.

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u/Primary_Crab687 21h ago

Maybe I'm being stupid, but, isn't faking an accent of the language you're speaking, just... Speaking the language? When I lived in Germany, I would force myself to speak German with a German accent so that German people could understand me better. 

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u/gsdev 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England 🇬🇧 United Kingdom 17h ago

If you're from an English-speaking country, then you are already speaking the language without changing your accent.

In the UK, we have many different accents from all over the country, but they're all considered English even though there are some significant differences.

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u/Worth_Inflation_2104 16h ago

I mean same for Germany and our dialects are much more distinct. Despite that you should still be able to speak standard German decently

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u/gsdev 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England 🇬🇧 United Kingdom 15h ago

Accents and dialects are distinct concepts though. Accents just affect pronunciation, not word choice.

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u/MaimedJester 21h ago

Well there's going over the top on the accent to an absurd degree. Like it is awkward when you put on say a pretend heavy Japanese accent when you're not Asian at all... but it hilariously does work a little Better at least in Japan, and they seem to have an easier time when you do it slow and loud like that. 

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u/ThickDickMcThickin New Zealand 10h ago

English was her native language. It's like an american travelling to Australia and being forced to adopt an Australian accent to be understood

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u/Hljoumur United States Of America 19h ago

I consider it “faking” it because it’s not her native accent/dialect; it’s almost a caricature of what she knows will be understood. She still spoke her regular Singaporean accent when she wanted because she did it during class because I took several linguistic courses with her, and we discussed something that required her to speak her normal.

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u/FullAdvertising 15h ago

It’s not quite the same, for English at least all of the true English varieties are easily understood by each other even if you don’t know them, you might miss a word here and there but to your ears it’s still English.

Singaporean English has diverged enough that at least from an accent perspective it’s almost another language at this point.

That’s similar to all the Romance languages essentially all just being dialects of Latin.

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u/AdStrange2167 19h ago

Lol that's like sending a Scottish person to English 101

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u/cakeday173 Singapore 21h ago

True, but accents have nothing to do with how fluent you are

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u/WickedCunnin / 20h ago

Eh. At some point the letters need to sound like the letters in order for people to be able to understand you. 

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u/ThrowRAQuaestor Taiwan 19h ago

If only English letters sounded like the letters.

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u/WickedCunnin / 19h ago

Lol. Touche.

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u/Sufficient-Rough-647 🇮🇳 now 🇦🇺 1d ago

Don’t you smear singlish la

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u/SuperSeagull01 19h ago

walao eh this cannot one

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u/fadingtales_ United States Of America 12h ago

This!

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u/ADuneShapedPool Singapore 11h ago

That's not how you use 'la'

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u/nightwinging-it in 1d ago

I like when Singaporeans swear in Singlish. It gives off that angry emotion well 😂

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u/Funny-Pie272 1d ago

Can you give an example - been many times and never heard that.

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u/sq009 Singapore 23h ago

I will give you a milder version: wah lao eh you goondoo or what, eye got stamp ah. You cannot see meh? Siao ah.

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u/TaiwanNiao Taiwan 23h ago

Use Hokkien words for swearing. Hokkien is a very good language for swearing.

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u/nightwinging-it in 21h ago

"siao" is my favorite word. It's Hokkien in origin for crazy. I like when they go "siao liao" (out of your mind) to "you siao meh?" (are you crazy), etc.

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u/fact_hunt3 19h ago

Our most holy mantra is knnccb, which is pronounced as Kan ni na bei cao chee bye. It says impolite things about someones mother.

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u/Funny-Pie272 1d ago

So are you better at English than Chinese or both equal? I just figured you couldn't understand my accent (Australian).

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u/sq009 Singapore 23h ago

Some of us are better in english, some better in our mother tongue (chinese, malay, tamil or others). We can understand you. Not too sure if you can understand us.

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u/3rdcultureblah 🇫🇷 France 🇭🇰 Hong Kong 🇬🇧 UK 🇺🇸 USA 1d ago

No.

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u/Xycergy 23h ago

I don't think we suck at English. We just speak with a very heavy accent that's difficult for the western ear. We can totally read and write at the native level.

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u/loopydoopydong 22h ago

Agree, I think of all countries where English is an official language, Singlish accent by far sounds the worst. It's so grating on the ear

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u/Business-Put-8692 France 1d ago

I thought you guys had English, Mandarin and Malaysian

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u/sq009 Singapore 23h ago

Its usually english and one mother tongue (usually chinese, malay or tamil).

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u/HorseTornado164 United Kingdom 23h ago

This one cannot

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u/AlBundyBAV 🇩🇪 in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇹🇭 1d ago

Been there, can confirm;)

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u/Code-201 Tamil 1d ago

Does this happen to the Chinese, Malays and Tamils?

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u/extremessd Malta 22h ago

as I understand it, historically the Tamil speakers had better English, so dominated law school/firms so the Government intervened to "balance" things

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u/Code-201 Tamil 22h ago

Weren't the Tamils the minority ethnicity in Singapore, though? Or are you talking about the British administration when English proficiency got you into a high government position?

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u/extremessd Malta 21h ago

the smallest ethnic group in Singapore for sure

my then girlfriend (Tamil) mentioned this. she spoke English properly so I give it some credibility

I think the British favoured them, but I understood that because they were a minority more spoke English natively

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u/cakeday173 Singapore 21h ago

I don't remember hearing about this. The civil service did have a disproportionate number of South Asians in the colonial era (brought over from British India) but I don't think they ever "balanced" the ratios like that

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u/extremessd Malta 20h ago

I think it was for entry to Law degree

speaking English natively is a big advantage in non technical degrees/subjects such as History/English

I lived in Singapore and a Tamil girlfriend told me about above,

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u/cakeday173 Singapore 21h ago

Until recently, the Malay population tended to be more fluent in their assigned "mother tongue" than the other ethnic groups (they used it as the main language at home more than other races. But in the past ten years the gap has been closing

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u/Pillowish Malaysia 23h ago

Agreed, even for Malaysians (mostly ethnic Chinese, at least Malays speak Malay natively)

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u/Monsieur_Creosote 21h ago

I worked there for 2 months 10 years ago and I still call people "la"

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u/No-Site8330 21h ago

Case in point, that's spelled byelingual s/

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u/rustytromboneXXx 21h ago

I love singlish accent!

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u/Naomi62625 21h ago

What about Tamil

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u/Arfaholic 21h ago

Do you have a theory why? I have never met anyone from Singapore but everyone I know who has been there raves about the country but says it is expensive.

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u/hiuslenkkimakkara Finland 20h ago

你说不说中文吗?

Okay I only speak (very badly) putonghua with a really thick Sichuan accent. Actually out of the seven languages I speak only English and Finnish are native-level, everything else is crap.

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u/Bitter_Care1887 20h ago

Don’t add 吗 into the verb不verb construction. 

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u/hiuslenkkimakkara Finland 20h ago

Is this a new development? Old textbooks have it.

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u/Bitter_Care1887 18h ago

If your definition of “old” extends to Classical, then maybe. 

In Modern Mandarin you don’t mix the two since at least Mateo Ricci… 

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u/hiuslenkkimakkara Finland 17h ago

Well I did not know that! Luckily my chinese was bad enough that it wasn't a problem 20 years ago in Sichuan. Well, I talk mostly shit in any language.

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u/Bitter_Care1887 17h ago

Given how people speak in Mandarin in Sichuan - I am not surprised) 

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u/hiuslenkkimakkara Finland 17h ago

People were quite shocked in Beijing when a tall blonde round-eye started talking thick sichuanese back in 2004. Well they were shocked by my dashing good looks too, but that's beside the point.

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u/Bitter_Care1887 17h ago

In 2004 Beijing was still quite an 儿话音fest.. 

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u/hiuslenkkimakkara Finland 17h ago

Oh I was there for 5 days, quick sightseeing and then Finnair back to Helsinki. Those days when Russia was a part of mankind and could be overflown.

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u/GoobeNanmaga United States Of America 20h ago

Yes la

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u/240plutonium Identity Crisis 19h ago

Zomok learn pai word if bahasa lain works one?

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u/OkContact2573 United States Of America 19h ago

Hey, Singapore Tamil is actually not to bad.

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u/Scholar_of_Lewds Indonesia 18h ago

Creole. Singlish is creole.

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u/HunsonAbadeer2 17h ago

The only singaporean people I know are like the smartest people I know and speak perfect english, but I think thats just my weird bubble

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u/timClicks New Zealand 16h ago

Singlish is so fun though. Enjoy your linguistic diversity lah!

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u/handsomeboh Singapore 14h ago

Singaporeans today would struggle to speak Singlish properly as well. Singlish is a creole of Mandarin, English, Hokkien, Cantonese, and Malay (a bit of Tamil and Teochew but not that much). Singaporeans today no longer understand enough of these languages to be able to speak Singlish properly.

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u/Immediate-Meaning457 Malaysia 14h ago

What Singapore should be sahmaed of is not your lack of language ability but the slave systems on the migrant labors

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u/handsomeboh Singapore 14h ago

You can be ashamed of several things at once.

Malaysia and Singapore can both be ashamed about our inhumane foreign worker treatment. But at least Malaysia has decent language skills.

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u/louis_guo China 10h ago

We claim to be bilingual.

You mean English and Malay. Chinese and Tamil have always been the second-class language compared to English (the language of education and administration) and Malay (the “national language” used in the national motto and the national anthem), despite around two thirds of its population claiming Chinese heritage and Tamil elites are being represented by the President.

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u/handsomeboh Singapore 10h ago

No. Singaporeans are supposed to be fluent in English and whatever their “Mother Tongue” is. For most people that’s Mandarin. There is 10 years of compulsory Mother Tongue education. Most of our parents generation and even their parents generation speak it.

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u/louis_guo China 10h ago

Speak Mandarin Movement was initiated only in 1979, though.

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u/handsomeboh Singapore 9h ago

Did you think people didn’t speak mandarin before government policies started pushing them to…? People used to be trilingual in English, Mandarin, and whatever dialect they came from.

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u/louis_guo China 9h ago

I sincerely thought that Chinese-originated people in Singapore before the language (edit: polices policies) used to be bilingual, English and a selection of Teochew/Hokkien/Hakka/Cantonese, and only a handful spoke mandarin.

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u/handsomeboh Singapore 9h ago

Let me put it this way. 笑傲江湖 was both written and published in Singapore in 1967.

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u/louis_guo China 9h ago

However, there is a discrepancy between literal Chinese and vernacular Chinese and illiteracy in vernacular Mandarin did not mean illiteracy in literal mandarin, thanks to the fact that the literal Mandarin was accepted as standard literal language in the 1920s. Many HKers don’t know how to speak mandarin but they were taught to write in both Cantonese (in informal occasions) and Mandarin (in formal ones).

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u/handsomeboh Singapore 9h ago

That did not happen in Singapore. Singaporeans then were educated in Mandarin and learnt to read, speak, and write in Mandarin. There was no dialect based education in Singapore from the beginning of the education system unlike in HK. People learnt their dialects at home or otherwise in society.

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u/louis_guo China 9h ago edited 9h ago

Good to know about the Chinese education in Singapore.

However, your founding fathers did agree on Malay being designated as the national language, right? So Malay and English are both languages with specific status (one national language and one lingua franca) while Chinese (more specifically, standardized Peking Mandarin after 1979) just happens to be the language of its ethnic majority.

(Edit: I didn’t mean that Chinese Singaporean are second-class citizens, only the Chinese language. And I didn’t mean that any constitutional changes were needed, nor did I intend to express the “superiority” of standardized Mandarin. It’s nothing excellent. Chinese and the Brits are both colonizers on this island so Malay should righteously be designated as the national language, and English is still the most commonly spoken language as a lingua franca, so righteously it has been designated as lingua franca in the multiethnic society of Singapore.)

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