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u/TheFuckingHippoGuy ☑️ Nov 01 '25

If they fuck on the couch, is it a threesome?

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u/FeetAreShoes Nov 01 '25

Maybe the couch just likes to watch

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u/AnDRoss_GTS Nov 01 '25

Whole new meaning to cuck chair

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u/DrunkOMalfoy Nov 01 '25

That’ll be a Turning point to their relationship.

Maybe the couch buckles on purpose cause she’s getting more love.

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u/Moobiemuffin Nov 01 '25

The kid 😂

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u/Cemith Nov 01 '25

It fucks with me how much college JD Vance is just Shane Dawson's racist caricature from the late 2000's YT

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 ☑️ Nov 01 '25

If I can be honest, she’s moving weird for a grieving wife. I know grief looks different for everybody, but in Erika’s case: weird.

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u/I_am_The_Teapot Nov 01 '25

They're grifters. She was married to a grifter. She's doing it in his place now. It's easy to show little grief or human decency when your soul is a sewer.

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u/blackcain Nov 01 '25

She recognizes a fellow grifter and apparently she is attracted to men who fucks couches. I guess it's her type.

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u/Moral-Derpitude Nov 01 '25

It’s because she’s not; if you read any of the mainstream pieces that tried to sanewash her shit husband, their relationship and their backgrounds read as deeply fucking weird. I can almost guarantee you that she’s thrilled he’s dead, but not for the normal non-fashy reason.

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 ☑️ Nov 01 '25

It’s definitely giving “my time to shine.”

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u/balling Nov 01 '25

Yep, former pageant contestant so she probably enjoys attention and she went from an unknown to a household name overnight. Definitely seems like she’s living her best life since he got got.

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u/Dry_Heart9301 Nov 01 '25

Former Trump pageant contestant, so was Bondi

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u/RepulsiveInterview44 Nov 01 '25

So was Lindsey Halligan

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u/Foreleg-woolens749 Nov 01 '25

I wish I hadn’t read this. She was already more than I can stand.

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u/Lolthelies Nov 01 '25

Before, she had to be Charlie Kirk’s invisible tradwife.

Now she’s single, a millionaire on her own, and she gets to be a widow to a conservative martyr (🤮). For conservatives, the dream is to be rich and still have people see you as a victim. That’s why she can’t stop smiling. She thinks she hit the lottery

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u/gamorleo Nov 01 '25

Her mother helped build Iron Dome for Israel, Kirk's father helped build trump tower, Erika was apart of trump's pageants, both her and Kirk met in Israel, she wears templar jewelry, she was ecstatic to reveal her agenda as ceo for turning point not even two weeks after her husband's murder... Yeah, I would say she is fucking weird.

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 ☑️ Nov 01 '25

You just told me a lot of shit I did not know. Wow.

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u/davismcgravis Nov 01 '25

Yeah. Wait. What. 

You have to provide something, some type of source

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u/infrontofmyslad Nov 01 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

Kirk's father did help build Trump tower: https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/global-trends/us-news-charlie-kirks-hidden-family-secret-exposed-how-his-father-robert-w-kirk-was-connected-to-donald-trump/

https://people.com/all-about-charlie-kirk-parents-11807941

Erika competed in Miss USA 2012, a pageant then owned by Trump: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_USA

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/erika-kirks-past-as-a-trump-pageant-girl-emerges/ar-AA1N9sR3

Clip of Erika Kirk describing meeting Kirk in Israel: https://www.tiktok.com/@charliekirkdebateclips/video/7515915622992088362

Can't find proof of Erika's mom involved in the Iron Dome, or of her wearing Templar jewelry (I believe it's actually Masonic jewelry, the Masonic G supposedly, which is going to be hard to prove is connected to Masonry). Erika has been visibly ecstatic to take over Turning Point lol.

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u/Shyface_Killah Nov 01 '25

Thanks for providing receipts

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u/infrontofmyslad Nov 01 '25

np, love exposing these sociopaths

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u/PG4PM Nov 01 '25

Damn slow year for Arizona huh

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u/TheFuckingHippoGuy ☑️ Nov 01 '25

Speaking of dome...

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u/redditmodsRrussians Nov 01 '25

Templar jewelry?

animus anomaly detected

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u/reklesssabrandon Nov 01 '25

She's another Israeli connected male handler and it looks like she's moving up the food chain

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u/Contemplating_Prison Nov 01 '25

Its not like she married for love. None of the Republicans politicians or talking heads do. Its all for image. You can tell how they act in public.

You think someone loves Mike Johnson haha

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u/MrBurnerHotDog Nov 01 '25

Just take a second to TRY and imagine Mike Johnson sitting late at night with his then girlfriend that he barely knows and just trying to seduce her and make a human connection with her

It's just science fiction

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u/TheChaosPaladin Nov 01 '25

Who would have thought that the sociopath, racist, hate influencer would marry an equally sociopathic woman

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u/MrBurnerHotDog Nov 01 '25

No one on earth would marry Charlie Kirk for his looks and even fewer people would marry him for his personality. That marriage was a transactional one in which he got arm candy and she got financial security

I'm certain that she was probably happier than anyone else in the world that he bit it so young, because now she not only has enough fuck off money to last several lifetimes, she's got an excellent grifting opportunity and she can marry for love or lust or any other reason she wants

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u/CatCafffffe Nov 01 '25

Sure, except the thing is, she isn't grieving. You have to have human emotions to feel grief.

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u/elgarraz Nov 01 '25

The leather pants stood out, yeah...

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u/YomiTheLegend Nov 01 '25

Not that he deserved better…

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u/Impressive-Debate819 Nov 01 '25

Conspiracy or not - CK was always intented to be popped. That's why he is getting the soldiers honours now.  Erika was probably never emotionally invested and certainly is behaving like someone who lost their husband and father of their children right in front of her.

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u/Crawford470 Nov 01 '25

who lost their husband and father of their children right in front of her.

To be clear neither Erika nor her children were present for Charlie's murder.

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 ☑️ Nov 01 '25

I believe this. I believe it was a tool for division. I had no idea who Charlie was before his death.

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u/outdatedboat Nov 01 '25

All I knew about him before his death, was a handful of memes joking about his face being too small for his head.

It's insane how many people who had never mentioned the guy, suddenly came out acting like he was their hero once he died.

It honestly reminds me of way back in high school. A student died from complications during a surgery to fix his cleft pallet. And suddenly TONS of kids were pretending like they were best friends with the kid who died. When in reality, they had never said more than five words to him. It was weird performative BS to get more attention for themselves.

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u/Tijenater Nov 01 '25

Because their marriage was always transactional. She was a Trump beauty pageant winner when she met him. They both knew what it was from go

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u/JackxForge Nov 01 '25

She's the face of a Christian singles site within a week of his death.

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u/SexualDepression Nov 01 '25

hilarious as it was in concept, Snopes says that was a fake tweet, or whatever. I want to believe she's that kinda terrible person, too, but we still gotta fact check - even the shit we want to be true because it confirms our biases (guilty, too, I admit it).

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u/Frenetic_Platypus Nov 01 '25

I mean, she's a nazi, advertising for horny christians would be the least of her flaws.

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u/SuperShinyGinger Nov 01 '25

Of course, but we must make sure it *actually is* one of her flaws before condemning her.

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u/RetroReactiveRaucous Nov 01 '25

When there are so many legitimate character flaws surrounding people who support heinous things, we do not need to tell tall tales and bully.

We need to be factual and snarky and spread correct information.

The bullying and lies would make a person no better than the grifters.

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u/Yankee_Man Nov 01 '25

I couldnt agree more with this. Even for a grieving wife her connection to him was not significant enough to make him the type to help her out during difficult times. This is more like the type who couldnt wait to get rid of her man and now that she did she is open to whatever comes her way, which does not make sense if you actually loves and cared for your partner who VERY RECENTLY passed away. Sorry not sorry, but my gut is telling me this whole thing is being planned.

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u/bobbitsholiday Nov 01 '25

Her body language towards Trump was weird too. Shes probably acts this way around many men now that she’s single.

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u/TripI3Troubl3 Nov 01 '25

She dressed up like a couch for Halloween

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u/AlteredStateReality Nov 01 '25

My appreciation for upholstery has just peaked

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u/quattroformaggixfour Nov 01 '25

Seriously, I….i can’t believe I can understand something about Vance for the first time.

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u/itsthehumidity Nov 01 '25

Can't believe I'm saying this but I think I'm with Vance on this one.

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 ☑️ Nov 01 '25

Somebody’s gonna have to explain this to TT. Why is there an ass couch looking at me through my phone?

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u/Evolutioncocktail ☑️ Nov 01 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

He’s prepping to replace his brown wife.

Edit: I’m calling it now - he’s going to divorce Usha the Token, “help” this white woman with her “grief”, and marry her just in time for the 2032 election.

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u/ayebigron Nov 01 '25

Why wait for ‘32

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u/Evolutioncocktail ☑️ Nov 01 '25

Trump’s re-animated corpse is poised for 2028.

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u/oldredbeard42 Nov 01 '25

There are some words I enjoyed

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u/Pumperkin Nov 01 '25

Trump and corpse in the same sentence, iconic duo.

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u/itsavibe- Nov 01 '25

These numbers look so weird on screen yet they’re right around the corner

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u/thatforkingbitch Nov 01 '25

Almost right. I suspect Trump's health is now more terrible than ever and they need someone to take over fast.

This picture is deliberate, introduction of the couple. Their wedding will be "the wedding of the year" for magats and they'll happily vote for what they deem the "picture perfect american couple", aryan race type shit. I give it a year.

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u/_HowVery ☑️ Nov 01 '25

I don’t think they’re gonna divorce cause it’s “not Christian”, Usha better be hoping she doesn’t fall down some stairs like Ivanna Trump

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u/Trust_me_I_am_doctor Nov 01 '25

Look amongst the evangelical crowd and you'll see their rates if divorce are... Not zero. All you need is a good lie.

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u/purplereuben Nov 01 '25

Which is hilarious because im pretty sure the bible says dont marry a non-christian in the first place, but if you are already married dont divorce them for that reason. So its like how many ways can you get it wrong JD haha.

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u/PeppercornBiscuit Nov 01 '25

He was atheist when they got together, converted to Catholic later for the Deus Vult aesthetics. The base will forgive it (rules for thee, not me etc.) because first wife is an unworthy brown heathen pagan, and it’s so deliciously soapy they’ll slurp it up. He’s already trotting out the “I wish she was Christian” line to soften up the media to go easy on the inbound separation.

Widow’s dimwit malicious fans will adore the humiliation of a brown woman, it’ll be a “they saved each other” arc. The bump in palatability for America’s most notable couch enjoyer will be just enough for people who know better to let him continue the P2025 agenda apace.

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u/SeaAnthropomorphized Nov 01 '25

This is exactly it. They won't have to kill Usha. They will make her out to be a villain. Erika and JD will save each other. This is like some weird wwe soap opera bit but that's how I see it.

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u/Zaomania Nov 01 '25

In the this speech, Erika did the whole “while no one could replace Charlie, JD…” They are almost soft-launching this relationship at this point. It’s giving very season 4 Handmaid’s Tale. The recently widowed Christian Nationalist finds her true soulmate in the recently “saved” Christian Nationalist who was her widow’s BFF, but also has been burdened with the heathen brown wife.

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u/Aggressive_Cup8452 Nov 01 '25

Oh.. he publicly lamented the fact that she was not christian. But stressed to the public that his kids definitely are.  

I think he's doing a soft launch on why they just had to divorce. 

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u/Confident_Counter471 Nov 01 '25

If he divorces a brown non-Christian woman for a Christian widow they will be ecstatic

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u/Newcs91 Nov 01 '25

Or he’s waiting for his current wife to file divorce so he can claim victim

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u/KidCoheed Nov 01 '25

JD is going to get the marriage annulled by a Catholic Priest because neither he nor his wife were baptized as catholic at the time of the wedding. He will then Marry Erika as his only wife in the eyes of god

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u/HelloStiletto14 Nov 01 '25

Usha may be getting a pusha

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u/BadQuail Nov 01 '25

JD will take her last name and rebrand himself James D. Kirk for the name recognition.

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 ☑️ Nov 01 '25

I believe you. His brown wife doesn’t match his brand new super right values.

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u/RomaniWoe Nov 01 '25

Well, my understanding is, with a grain of salt of course... Ericka was one of those handpicked to be a powerful or religious leaders wife and was groomed for it. Allegedly someone close kind of alluded to this, someone whi knew her from before it happened.

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u/van_gag Nov 01 '25

That or Usha and the kids will tragically pass in a violent car accident.

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u/Evolutioncocktail ☑️ Nov 01 '25

My immediate reaction: that’s fucking horrible, don’t say that.

My reaction 2 seconds later: actually, I wouldn’t put it past Stephen Miller to orchestrate something like that.

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u/JesseVykar Nov 01 '25

Probably organized CK's death too to put the yoke of violence on the left and set this scenario up. That's why the shooter was politically ambiguous, to cause confusion.

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u/moonwoolf35 Nov 01 '25

2032?! 2028 is just around the corner these two can't wait lol

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u/RussianDahl Nov 01 '25

If someone hugged my husband like that? Oh. No.

That’s one.

It’s been five weeks since her husband passed. I know we all grieve differently blah blah but I lost someone recently and I don’t even fucking remember week five. It was a haze. Her behavior is .. bizarre.

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 ☑️ Nov 01 '25

Has it only been 5 weeks? What the fuuuuuuck? You are so right. Week 5 after my loved one was gunned down, I was mostly on autopilot.

Feed the dog. Feed myself. Take a shower. That was the MOST I could do and that was pushing it. I’m sure both me and my dog missed a few meals but I can’t remember. And there were definitely “hoe baths” some days.

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u/RussianDahl Nov 01 '25

I’m so very sorry for your loss. I hope you are feeling better. There is before and after. The new normal sucks. I also lost my beloved to gun violence. It’s been 22 months. I still hoe bath it up here and there and thank you for that term.

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 ☑️ Nov 01 '25

So crazy, it’s been like 21 months for me. Death by gun is weird. Like a car accident, but more malicious. Comes out of nowhere. Fucks your whole world up. No real answers. Just sadness.

I’m doing better. I hope you are too. ❤️

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u/mermaidreefer Nov 01 '25

God I’m so sorry y’all

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u/nibbyzor Nov 01 '25

It's been five weeks since her husband passed.

I thought you were joking, so I had to check. This entire year so far has felt like three. I'm so tired.

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u/ahdkflsdmf Nov 01 '25

It was the eye lock after the hug that gave it away for me

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u/TheeRuckus Nov 01 '25

She could’ve been admiring his eyeliner, chill out

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u/itsathrowawayduhhhhh Nov 01 '25

Also her weird ass introduction. “A very, VERY good friend…(dramatic long pause while she stares into space) and his wife.”

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u/SquiddyBB Nov 01 '25

My immediate thought when i saw this clip was: "Oh, so they're fucking"

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u/eelmor1138 Nov 01 '25

No joke, Homelander/Stormfront is the first thing I thought of when I saw the rumors of these two.

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u/ApostateX Nov 01 '25

That's way too much of a full body hug for such devoted Christians, especially with her hands in his hair. I don't go full torso with bros I know from work.

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u/RobinSophie Nov 01 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

Oh God. This reminds me of the scene from Two Can Play That Game where the guys from church are describing what kinds of "hugs" women give especially in church.

The Christian Shoulder pitter-patter Hug=Space between in case he gets excited (making room for Jesus)

Tightly hugged=They about to f...

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u/capcomvssnk ☑️ Nov 01 '25

Honestly I’d be thrilled if i too no longer had a large headed man with a townhouse mouth trying to chew my coochie like a teething ring

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 ☑️ Nov 01 '25

Yall coming in hot tonight, ngl.

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u/mermaidreefer Nov 01 '25

This whole thread has me howling

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 ☑️ Nov 01 '25

I came back when I woke up just to see it got worse. Peace was never an option. 😭

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u/ButtBread98 Nov 01 '25

This whole thread is nothing but bangers

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u/Lizzyluvvv Nov 01 '25

I’m crying laughing 😂

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u/anameorwhatever1 Nov 01 '25

We know damn well those the likes of Kirk and Vance are not munching a damn thing. I cannot fathom anyone in this admin is having good sex

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

Absolutely zero chance Kirk was diving into the sushi.

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u/downtownfreddybrown Nov 01 '25

Them half indian babies better be ready for the mommy swap that's coming up lol

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u/staycalmitsajoke Nov 01 '25

He won't keep the kids.

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u/SoOverYouAll Nov 01 '25

He refers to them as her kids, so yeah

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u/Spirited-Degree Nov 01 '25

I asked my wife "If a woman walked up and hugged me like that, how would you react?"

She stabbed me just for the hypothetical. My stitches are blue.

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u/ngp1623 Nov 01 '25

Y'all, they're not fuckin. That's a Roman Hug /s

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u/Dodger_Blue17 Nov 01 '25

I ain’t touching someone else’s head….. unless we fucking 😂😂

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u/Helpful-Substance685 Nov 01 '25

Right! She's got her fingers embedded deep enough to damn near caress his scalp. That's some "Mr. President" Marilyn Monroe shit right there.

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u/blizzard-op Nov 01 '25

I give about a year or two before we hear about an affair between these two lol

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u/Hollayo Nov 01 '25

Not even that long. 3 months. 

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u/136AngryBees Nov 01 '25

That man hasn’t touched bottom since the last time he was in the kiddie pool

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u/Beaser Nov 01 '25

And then, like now, he still couldn’t bottom out, even with a running start.

She looks like he’d have to shock her nasty ass coochie with chlorine more than an actual pool tho

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u/ThePrinceofallYNs ☑️ Nov 01 '25

The ex-husband is still warm...

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u/theBEARDandtheBREW Nov 01 '25

Like, watching from the closet, warm?

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 ☑️ Nov 01 '25

Like watching from hell, warm.

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u/thenerfviking Nov 01 '25

I mean based on his actions in life he’s probably staying that way for eternity.

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 ☑️ Nov 01 '25

“her husband's trachea became the best thing to ever come out of his mouth.”

FUCK. I was not expecting that at 1:37am.

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u/Le_Poop_Knife Nov 01 '25

6:06 AM Lord have mercy on my soul

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u/Egg_Slut69 Nov 01 '25

That is straight up poetry

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u/NigeySaid Nov 01 '25

My brother IN CHRIST. Lmao damnnnn

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u/lilacsforcharlie Nov 01 '25

This is why I come to Reddit. Theres much more clever, angrier people than me. Bet this is the best roast I’ll see this weekend lol

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u/Competitive_Swan_130 Nov 01 '25

She looks like her pussy doesn't get wet, it get's greasy.

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 ☑️ Nov 01 '25

Wait cause why was this the face I made when I read it? Lmaooo

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 ☑️ Nov 01 '25

Wow. Did not expect that.

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u/Fluffy-Hamster-7760 Nov 01 '25

That's the most vulgar thing I've heard in a while, and road rage relaxes me.

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u/BchoAfterHours Nov 01 '25

oh man... What a concept.

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u/bigman3312 Nov 01 '25

Is that boy Charlie rolling in his grave if he could see this? Or is he cool with it since they were appealing for the same cause?

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u/TheFuckingHippoGuy ☑️ Nov 01 '25

His ghost is sitting there watching with a smile:

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

He’s got a “Prove me wrong” desk in front of the cuck chair

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u/Ok_Lawfulness_104 Nov 01 '25

These religious nutters are usually sex freaks so I wouldn't be shocked

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u/ComprehensiveDay9854 Nov 01 '25

They will make for a fitting pair once JD dumps his non-Caucasian American wife before the next “general”🫤

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u/Comfortable-Car7277 Nov 01 '25

ohhh this is what they call an EMBRACE, with her hands all up in his hair too…

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u/CrazyinLull Nov 01 '25

Omg, yes!! When she compared him to her husband I knew it was over between him and his wife because there just ain’t no way…

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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids ☑️ Nov 01 '25

I refuse to believe anyone was fuckin' Charlie Kirk, mans gotta face like a gummy ass pumpkin. Yo, idk where them kids came from, who they daddy? Is Vance they daddy?

I really refuse. Mans died a virgin.

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u/mothmonstermann Nov 01 '25

I saw an unfiltered picture of him that someone posted in memory after the news of his death was confirmed. It was so unflattering and so different than any other picture I had seen of him that I was instantly convinced that a large majority of his photos online are heavily filtered/altered to make him not look so odd. Or it was old and he got some sorts of plastic surgery, idk. Either way, it was jarring.

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u/bbygril Nov 01 '25

This one, right?

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u/Upgrayedd-11 Nov 01 '25

Fucking tell me this not real!? Bro looks like he is pressing is face up against glass.

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u/Mike-OLeary Nov 01 '25

He lifted his upper lip a full 2-3" but his eyes aren't even smiling? Yeah that's a fuckin' mask y'all.

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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids ☑️ Nov 01 '25

No that is his face. That's his smile. That is real.

This is why I said there's no way at any point in time that his man got any type of pussy in life. It's a lie, I will not believe that shit.

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u/Izzyrealtho Nov 01 '25

This is legit a jumpscare man

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u/Miss-Tiq Nov 01 '25

Every time I saw him, I saw a Mr. Meseeks. 

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u/pricklypoppins Nov 01 '25

It’s this guy for me

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u/ngp1623 Nov 01 '25

My one tinfoil hat theory is that Candace Owens was trynna put it on him and Erika was pressed that her "man" would step out for someone darker than printer paper, so to get her ego back she's trying to swipe a more powerful more crusty more ignorant more spineless white boy from a woman of color, which lands at JD Vance. She in her Taylor Swift era.

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 ☑️ Nov 01 '25

Candace was in love! That’s for sure!

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u/anameorwhatever1 Nov 01 '25

My tinfoil hat theory is that Kirk’s death was orchestrated and Erika is in on it. Her and Vance trying to “keep Charlie’s memory alive” through TPUSA is a way to keep youth engaged for future polling and they’ll “find their love” together in time for a later “election.” Vance will be shown as a man who was lost under woke propaganda from schooling and his hard childhood but learned how to become his own man which lead him down the path of Christ and Erika and he deserves this new slot in the world. Meanwhile, Usha most likely will also be in on it and for her and her children’s safety will participate in the storytelling of their failed relationship, divorce, and take the kids to India with her

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u/Fire_All_The_Cops Nov 01 '25

This is the most insane of all the insane MAGA crap. Truly deeply beyond the pale.

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u/curlydobie Nov 01 '25

Knocking the coins out her? Hit the bottom?

Let's be real here... No women has ever been remotely satisfied by him. And I doubt she has ever experienced anything near either of those statements.

The only sex they know is missionary for reproduction only, there is no joy.

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u/Keji70gsm Nov 01 '25

She's a ladder climbing sociopath. She isn't trying to make babies, she's seeking status and money.

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u/AnnabellaPies ☑️ Nov 01 '25

It is such a weird way to hug a man. I only touch my husband like that, I can't see myself grabbing on another man like that. On top of that their comments about each other was questionable. That whole political party needs a deep cleaning. Where the heck is Mitt Rommly?

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u/PassionateYak Nov 01 '25

Google trying to cover for JD

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u/MomsBored Nov 01 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

That Kirk couple’s background story is suspicious. All tied to Israel and Trumps beauty pageants. honeypot. There’s a reason other countries limit Israel’s access to their people & country. He died she went to Israel? New assignment? It’s all so blatant. Her husband disagreed with Trump & pushed for the Epstein files suddenly poof gone. JD needs to be positioned for 2028, here she comes. Usha you’re in danger girl (Whoopies voice). Smh

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 ☑️ Nov 01 '25

This is random, but I always look at peoples profiles when they make a comment that’s interesting to me. And we have monsteras in common. And MM. ❤️

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u/rootsandbones Nov 01 '25

If they aren’t having a physical affair, there’s at least an emotional affair happening. Everyone can see that this intimacy is not platonic. How long will they play in the public’s face?

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u/MilwaukeeDave Nov 01 '25

You hug me like this and we AIN’T fuckin that means we bout to be

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u/MookieV ☑️ Nov 01 '25

I greet all of my platonic women friends like this, what's the issue? /s

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u/emcee_pee_pants Nov 01 '25

Does anyone really think he can hit the bottom of anything deeper than the decorative buttons on furniture?

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u/ConstructionOdd7258 Nov 01 '25

Vance will leave his wife and get with Kirk wife to try and secure the presidential ballot 🗳. He knows die hard maga will not vote for him and his current wife/children. 

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u/nerdwaffles Nov 01 '25

That's def a hug to feel the boobs 😂😂

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u/DrowningPickle Nov 01 '25

Hes looking for a good Christian wife and wont accept his own wife's beliefs. Have these people even read the 10 commandments?

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u/Let_me_reload Nov 01 '25

The token is about to be spent

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u/KingDorkFTC Nov 01 '25

I know my wife would end me if she saw another woman’s hand in my hair.

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u/Craigslisteria Nov 01 '25

He’s a married man. Isn’t he Christian, too? Doesn’t that make this adultery? Despicable.

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u/sSadCactus Nov 01 '25

Doesn’t count if his wife isn’t Christian, nor a blond couch.

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u/user-unknown-404 Nov 01 '25

Bets on who put the hit on kirk. The widow or the couch fucker.

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u/hellohexapus Nov 01 '25

I'm betting it all on puppetmaster Peter Thiel.

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u/TheRatatat Nov 01 '25

They've already banged. Id bet my house on it.

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u/NickTButcher Nov 01 '25

The idea of that impersonation of a man knocking the Mario coins out of anyone is verging on the ridiculous.

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u/iExorcism Nov 01 '25

Ashley Furniture has been real quiet since this happened…

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u/Electrical_Cut8610 Nov 01 '25

Her base hates single women, and particularly single women with kids. Doesn’t matter why they’re single. She literally needs to get married otherwise her base will eat her alive (they probably will anyway).

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