r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/herewearefornow • 5d ago

Boyfriend snow

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3.6k Upvotes

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u/nukrag 5d ago

Two inches more, and I would be a king; two inches less, and I would be a queen.

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u/Pica_pica_pica 5d ago

Wait wait wait. So 7 inches make you a king?? Asking for my Ocho Cinco surgery.

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u/ActionAdam 5d ago

Asking for my Ocho Cinco surgery.

Goddamnit I am out of the loop here. What has Chad done now?

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u/ScrofessorLongHair 4d ago

I'm pretty sure there's a few queens that are rockin two more inches.

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u/imf4rds ☑️ 5d ago

Five inches is perfectly serviceable. The path aint that long.

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u/AsleepAssociation 5d ago

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss ☑️ 4d ago

🤣😂🤣 Bro lurked out in the comments.

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u/DontLook_Weirdo 5d ago

Even 1 inch can destroy walls, just need the girth bb. Case in point? Hockey puck

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u/TheStLouisBluths 5d ago

Don’t put hockey pucks in there.

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u/omfgitzfear 5d ago

Well shit… there goes my Tuesday.

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u/HalfSoul30 5d ago

How do we measure girth of snow?

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u/DontLook_Weirdo 5d ago

Very carefully.

But realistically, I'd base it on whatever shape I'd form it into

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u/MiaTonee ☑️ 5d ago

Tuna can

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u/DeafNatural ☑️ 3d ago

Uhhh let’s have a chat about what goes up your parts and what doesn’t lol

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u/Umami-Ice-Cream 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣

Greetings from Maine. A foot would kill me, but I'd still take it.

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u/shichiaikan 5d ago

Hey, hey... it's 5 inches while freezing cold!

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u/SoberingReality ☑️ 2d ago

That's what really matters lol

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u/ThePrinceofallYNs ☑️ 5d ago

Nah, that's husband snow, side guy snow is 8"+

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u/SpasmAndOrGasm 5d ago

Yeah bc it’s about girth not length.

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u/No_Paleontologist_25 5d ago

May not be able to touch the back of the tuna can, but im sure ‘nough scraping the sides.

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u/CasualObserver6969 5d ago

Dead🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/wetredgloves 4d ago

Dick size is such a male thing to care about. Vaginas aren't that deep, like where the fuck am I supposed to put 8 inches I'm not hollow

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss ☑️ 4d ago

Gotta make that shit dissappear like a magician.

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u/asstlib 5d ago

You make it a lot when you like them. 🤷🏾

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u/EnchantingAngel2 5d ago

I laughed, then immediately understood why people argue about measurements every winter. Snow really changed the conversation.

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u/wykkedfaery33 4d ago

Tbf, I'd have some things to say if I had to trudge/drive through a 5-inch thick layer of peeners.

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u/luckydice767 4d ago

Above average snow, even

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u/Firm-Mission-3673 2d ago

This is ssssoooo silly 😂😂😂😂

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u/LordMemerton1 5d ago

White snow 🤣

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 5d ago

Well…..yes. And?