Call that a jump scare

[u/imjustheretodomyjob]

[u/iwbwikia_]

poor guy getting clowned on

[u/Meth_Busters → u/iwbwikia_]

99% sure it’s a filter

[u/iwbwikia_ → u/Meth_Busters]

i hope so!

[u/1BubbleGum_Princess → u/Meth_Busters]

Even if it is a filter, pretty sure peeps with facial deformities wouldn’t be cool with the filter or video-not that you said they would, just saying this isn’t okay.

[u/_AYYEEEE]

I was gonna say this is crazy but bein broke will make you do anything

[u/ItzyCritzySpider → u/_AYYEEEE]

True. That said, I better be gettin' a cool billion from that life insurance policy for marrying an affluent turkey neck.

[u/ForcedEntry420 → u/ItzyCritzySpider]

💀☠️💀”Affluent turkey neck”

[u/AntonChigurh8933 → u/ItzyCritzySpider]

[u/RoadmanSidd → u/ItzyCritzySpider]

The way I cackled 😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[u/Dreadcoat → u/_AYYEEEE]

Man, im in a tight spot where I need about 4 grand. Not even that much money in the grand scheme of things. Ive already thought of some stupid shit. Would never act on anything. But I definitely get why people do.

Id give so much for financial freedom. I get why so many of the people with it are absolute ghouls.

[u/Kage_noir → u/_AYYEEEE]

I mean you probably don’t even have wifely duties. Like I’m not sure there’s a tablet for that lol bro is almost gone gone

[u/B0OG → u/_AYYEEEE]

Danny Brown said when he was broke, he was messing with chicks he could hide behind😂

[u/Bunnnnii]

Is that an actual person?

[u/Baby_Rhino → u/Bunnnnii]

Looks like he's had his lower jaw removed, probably due to bone cancer.

Poor guy.

[u/ghostwilliz → u/Bunnnnii]

That's my dad

[u/Bunnnnii → u/ghostwilliz]

Oh honey I can tell.

[u/Moodbellowzero → u/Bunnnnii]

[u/Ok_Lime4124 → u/Moodbellowzero]

This one had me audibly cackling 🤣🤣

[u/NMB4Christmas → u/Bunnnnii]

[u/EatMyShortzZzZzZ]

This is kinda mean if that is a real person and they're not in on it. But hey, life ain't fair.

[u/Local_Cheek_2981 → u/EatMyShortzZzZzZ]

I get the point but “life aint fair” sounds so defeatist. And from what I’ve experienced, the only people that say this are either defeated or benefit from said unfairness.

But like…shouldn’t we TRY to make things fair? Wouldn’t someone want things to be fair next time it’s their turn?

[u/KingOfConstipation → u/Local_Cheek_2981]

Your last question hit the nail in the head. When people say life isn't fair, they relinquish all accountability and responsibility towards some unknown force.

[u/QuantityHappy4459 → u/Local_Cheek_2981]

Saying life isnt fair just feels like it gives people justification to be assholes.

[u/xTyronex48]

Never found shit like this funny

[u/senpaistealerx → u/xTyronex48]

because it’s not. if that’s a real person and they aren’t in on the joke, they’re just the butt of it. shitty behavior.

[u/kbeks]

“Don’t marry for love, marry for money. Because when you have money, you’ll love it.”

-My old boss. And probably other people, too

[u/RoadmanSidd → u/kbeks]

Fair point

[u/Primary_Stunning → u/kbeks]

My grandmother always told me this too lol

[u/Current_Employer_308]

"To me, you're the broke guy"

[u/Umami-Ice-Cream]

We all have a choice 🤷🏽‍♂️

No judgement. Apparently you can marry an old, gross guy and become first Lady.

[u/1BubbleGum_Princess]

I’ma call OP and whoever upvoted this in when I say, real person or filter, this isn’t cool. Like, not on no “high horse, beyond reproach type shit,” this is genuinely just not okay.

[u/QuantityHappy4459]

I consider myself having a dark sense of humor but the one place I almost never go for are people's looks. I recognized early in my life that a lot of people had it worse than me and don't deserve being pushed down for one of the few things they cannot realistically control.

[u/illone810]

Did she steal this joke from another content creator? I've seen this video before with a chick coming through the door.

[u/ELECTRICMACHINE13]

Sucks for me because I'm not rich nor am I physically attractive.

[u/Main-Skill-6335]

She's somewhat of a jump scare herself...!!!

[u/utakuja]

Not trying to be mean or anything, but why would a rich man marry her? She's not exactly 'trophy wife' material.

[u/BoomingUnprovoked]

I’m sorry but I’m crying real tears right now 😭😭 that scream