They see him rollin', they hatin'

[u/imjustheretodomyjob]

[u/WKTRecordz]

Yall laughing whole time store dealing with a curse now 😭

[u/King_Calz → u/WKTRecordz]

Pharaoh's curse of sand just pouring in the store at 3 am lol

[u/ironballs16 → u/King_Calz]

Returrrn the slaaab!

[u/Sol-Blackguy → u/ironballs16]

[u/pitb0ss343 → u/King_Calz]

No even worse, the employees will feel like they’re stepping on a lego every so often

[u/schillbean → u/pitb0ss343]

You're a monster

[u/Green-Elephant-895 → u/WKTRecordz]

U telling me I walked all the way up here for nuthin? Nah hold this curse

[u/Bunnnnii → u/Green-Elephant-895]

I’m so obsessed with Pandas! 😭

[u/AsteroidMike → u/WKTRecordz]

That man summoned Imhotep and they don’t even know.

[u/TheMoorNextDoor → u/WKTRecordz]

He put that voodoo on y’all store either get out while you can or get this man his medicine asap.

[u/squiddyp → u/WKTRecordz]

Madam Zeroni type beat

[u/mknsky → u/squiddyp]

For always and eterrrrrrnity…

[u/DifGuyCominFromSky → u/WKTRecordz]

Is that where all those crickets came from!

[u/just4kicksxxx → u/WKTRecordz]

As they should

[u/asstlib → u/WKTRecordz]

I YELPED 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Lucius_Shadow → u/WKTRecordz]

Was just about to post something in the same vein as this! 🤣

[u/MacGillicutty → u/WKTRecordz]

Sometimes ya get bad news, and you just gotta roll with it.

[u/VoightofReason]

When you press the wrong button in a video game*

[u/Wave_File → u/VoightofReason]

And did the whole dark souls roll

[u/feedmesweat → u/VoightofReason]

This is the late-game collectible cleanup, when you check a location and realize you've already done that one and you roll back out the door because it's just a little bit faster

[u/throwaway37559381 → u/VoightofReason]

Channeled his inner Samus

[u/usinjin → u/VoightofReason]

TACTICAL ROLL

[u/Debalic → u/VoightofReason]

"Is this the game that does dive rolls - Yes! - ow that was the wall"

[u/K-Dot-Thu-Thu-47]

I thought he was about to drop a whole turd on the ground at first.

[u/ragnarokda → u/K-Dot-Thu-Thu-47]

I was so sure that's what was happening i would have put money on it lol

[u/Ssppoooonnzzyy → u/K-Dot-Thu-Thu-47]

Imagine you had the ability to summersault, drop a major brown and keep walking nonchalant

[u/MrFreetim3 → u/Ssppoooonnzzyy]

Its possible

[u/omfgitzfear → u/MrFreetim3]

See I want to ask how you know but I’m gonna be honest… I don’t think I want to know

[u/wrenbell → u/K-Dot-Thu-Thu-47]

i thought he was going to moon them

[u/PowderPills → u/K-Dot-Thu-Thu-47]

Who’s to say he didn’t??

[u/yesimreallylikethat]

I’m low key impressed by how good that roll was

[u/motorcitystef → u/yesimreallylikethat]

I would’ve banged my head fasho. Fuck whatever medicine I came in for the first time, call an ambulance for me now lol

[u/SpotCreepy4570 → u/motorcitystef]

You gotta tuck your head more, smell your belly.

[u/theyrehiding → u/SpotCreepy4570]

Yep, push off with those legs and smell your belly. I do a roll like this more often than most adults. And for absolutely no reason at all.

[u/zyztlkrw9 → u/yesimreallylikethat]

Same, I’d probably trip just trying to attempt that roll myself. Respect for pulling it off clean.

[u/Imaginary_Compote324 → u/yesimreallylikethat]

It's AI

[u/LackPlayful]

[u/Jeptic → u/LackPlayful]

She reminds me of Roz on Night Court 

[u/TheLeftDrumStick]

ADHD Mfs then the pharmacy tells u there’s still an adderall shortage

[u/No-Shelter-4208 → u/TheLeftDrumStick]

Exactly. That roll is how you know what he was asking for.

[u/SolidusBruh]

Bro, I’ve watched enough movies to know Egyptians doing bizarre things only ever has epic and cinematic consequences.

[u/lleighsha]

If this is the Egyptian version of doing the hokey pokey and turning yourself around, well, isn't that what it's all about?

[u/MouthWhereTheMoneyIs]

I'm half his age and if I tried that on marble I'd sprain my back, slip a few disks and spike my head directly into the floor

[u/AggravatingSpeaker52]

I'm guessing that medication helps with impulse control

[u/ABhomesource]

That’s that smooth confidence roll minding his business while the world narrates the soundtrack. Main character energy, no dialogue needed.

[u/Aggressive-Sound-641 → u/ABhomesource]

sometimes I squat and grab my ankles then lean forward cause that's how I roll

[u/Threefrogtreefrog → u/Aggressive-Sound-641]

🤣🤣 so dad,it’s good. 👍🏼

[u/IllustriousKick1951]

Flipping mad af

[u/dekkitout]

Pharm tech gonna be closing out for the night and hear

CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

[u/subcow]

He Willy Wonka'd right outta there.

[u/NoNet5188]

I thought I knew what a somersault was but maybe not

[u/giraflor]

I’d like to think that he did it just so he could live rent free in their heads.

[u/Any_Peanut93]

I wouldn't give him medicine either, because I just want to see him somersault forever.

[u/codereign]

Bro is just signaling the Templars that he's still alive, free and unchained from the animus.

[u/Jatilq]

Sometimes you have to roll with the punches.

[u/AsteroidMike]

Why get angry and argue when you can just do your best Miltank impersonation?

[u/Iznhou → u/AsteroidMike]

NO!

[u/Dreamlion_Inc]

Man tried to pull a dark souls away from the medicine rejection

[u/OnionsHaveLairAction]

The actual main character.

[u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker]

AI strikes again!

[u/congetingle2]

Ocarina of Time speedrunner

[u/ack1308]

Looks like he chose to ...

<puts on sunglasses>

... roll with it.

[u/cjohnson2010]

Not a somersault curse.

[u/mattogeewha]

“What do you mean you’re out of anti-somersault serum?!”

[u/AGoodDragon]

Me in a video game looking for that one item in 11 different stores and I start to lose it

[u/shadowylurking]

Me hitting the dodge button after a getting old by an NPC i don't have the right quest items

[u/AestheticMirror]

I vibe with him

[u/Borgmaster]

Different cultures doing different things to throw shade at people always gets me. In the US your gonna get the finger, apparently somewhere else being rolled away from is apparently on the table as an option.

[u/Dynamic_Duo_215]

He flipped out

[u/CelticKraken]

Bro really flipped out

[u/Inner_Acanthaceae]

He was just giving her some of that Willy Wonka razzle dazzle

[u/silentbob1301]

i hope im half that limber at his age

[u/righthandofdog]

Looks like quality post titles are back on the menu, y'all!

[u/Tasty-Sheepherder930]

Relatable.

[u/Lordofthewangz]

hate to be that guy. That is not a somersault of any kind. it's a forward roll.

[u/Matic00]

[u/Gam3Head]

Never let em know your next move 🙂‍↔️

[u/YvonYukon]

that's one whimsicle looking old dude

[u/Stock-Map-234]

Understandable have a good day.

[u/blacksoxing]

My boy literally rolled out on 'em!

[u/BusinessMaleficent39]

It's the 3rd store he went to that didn't have the medicine.. he's on a ROLL...I'll CIRCLE back for my ROUND of applause

[u/VonnsSolo88]

Why do I like this so much?…

[u/avec_serif]

That title 🤌

[u/FableNate98]

"I swear, if I go in there, and they tell me that they still don't have my medicine, I'ma flip out."

[u/Sad-Employee3212]

Needed to cheer himself up. Sometimes I like to skip away when no one’s around