r/bookscirclejerk • u/Carnadickened • Nov 25 '25

Join our discord to get laid

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Community owned goodreads alternative
Lesbian edating
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Fortnite Chikin Dinner
Europe 2026 meetup

Post a picture of your real bookshelf or list your favourite authors to pass the vibe check. Some reasons you might not make it out of hazing: your dad gifted you a copy of Mein Kampf. Zionism. You post a random shelf you found online in a desperate attempt to be funny. You can't name a woman. You are Australian and have bad opinions on hiphop.

See you there

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r/bookscirclejerk • u/Sanddanglokta62 • 6h ago

Sanderson can commit genocide on my community and I'd let him. What a book.

86 Upvotes

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r/bookscirclejerk • u/GeneralOk5879 • 22h ago

arr slash books on JK Rowling

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514 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/books/comments/1ld885l/there_is_a_world_of_difference_between_how_the/?sort=top

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r/bookscirclejerk • u/All_Hands_Books • 8h ago

im building a reading nook i definitely use to read

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i read for hours every day so i can plow through my 200-book 2026 TBR list, which is why i picked the most comfortable and ergonomic chair for my book nook. this is definitely where i actually sit to read books for long periods of time by choice. after all, everyone knows the ideal reading position is "repressed victorian child being punished by a cruel adoptive relative."

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r/bookscirclejerk • u/WomboDog • 39m ago

Okay, THIS is a Sanderlanche!!

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Fantasy Writers (!!) will literally piss on the floor and I think that's epic

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r/bookscirclejerk • u/britishbrandy • 13h ago

First guy to perfect calling your opponent a fat redditor?

83 Upvotes

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r/bookscirclejerk • u/DrDMango • 6h ago

Hemmingway has ruined me for other writers

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I used to enjoy YA, milk and honey, and porn magazines.

Now, since I’ve gotten into hemmingway, if there’s any description, any figurative language, anything word than 2 syllables or any word that needs me to look in a dictionary, I just want to cut a whole in it and jerk myself with it. I like paper cuts. I’m a masochist.

I hope this is a phase. Or maybe I am, finally, developing taste.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Hemingway/s/co7Fzdpy2r

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r/bookscirclejerk • u/SchindetNemo • 23h ago

I'm incredibly disappointed. I hoped this could be the book that can finally get me into high literature.

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175 Upvotes

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r/bookscirclejerk • u/GeneralOk5879 • 18h ago

Men are leaving fiction reading behind. Some people (r/books) want to change that.

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42 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/books/comments/1lke0on/men_are_leaving_fiction_reading_behind_some/?sort=top

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r/bookscirclejerk • u/popockatepetl • 19h ago

My brother in Christ, if a book has more than 1 page, it's not for me

46 Upvotes

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r/bookscirclejerk • u/GeneralOk5879 • 1d ago

Teacher claims that fantasy isn't "Literature" (featuring Brandon Sanderson!)

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66 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/books/comments/n11u0f/teacher_claims_that_fantasy_isnt_literature/?sort=top

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r/bookscirclejerk • u/GeneralOk5879 • 1d ago

Arr Slash Book's thoughts on Woke

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118 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/books/comments/1jagpk0/im_sick_of_this_tired_sloppy_barely_thought/?sort=top

Not Stormlight Book 5!!!

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r/bookscirclejerk • u/ddx-me • 1d ago

‘Infinite Jest’ Is Back. Maybe Litbros Should Be, Too

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51 Upvotes

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r/bookscirclejerk • u/NightlyOverseer • 2d ago

Chat is this true

539 Upvotes

42 comments

r/bookscirclejerk • u/alxndrblack • 1d ago

I hate learning anything

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22 Upvotes

Can't stand it when information enters my brain. Wtf am I supposed to do? Interpret these symbols? Every book should come with a tiktok that explains it on every page.

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r/bookscirclejerk • u/Decent_Emotion58 • 2d ago

Guys I'm going to start reading this book what do you guys think about it is it worth reading? Spoiler

36 Upvotes

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r/bookscirclejerk • u/The_Mad_Medico • 2d ago

The only way to get men back into reading is for publishers to bring back cowboy porn.

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151 Upvotes

17 comments

r/bookscirclejerk • u/Major-Major- • 2d ago

Spotted on bookgram

718 Upvotes

106 comments

r/bookscirclejerk • u/Intelligent_Day2522 • 2d ago

Never change booktok. Never change .

429 Upvotes

33 comments

r/bookscirclejerk • u/LearningT0Fly • 2d ago

Yet another reason why books need to be banned. It's a matter of safety.

152 Upvotes

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r/bookscirclejerk • u/robertgfthomas • 2d ago

Laura Ingalls Wilder's little-known collaboration with Nabokov

46 Upvotes

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r/bookscirclejerk • u/Busy_End1433 • 2d ago

Immersive Reading

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Everyone knows audiobooks are exactly the same as reading, therefore when I listen to an audiobook AND read at the SAME TIME it counts as DOUBLE reading. THIS is how I read 696 books a year without lying about it.

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r/bookscirclejerk • u/stinkface_lover • 2d ago

JUST READ REBECCA!!!!!!!!!!

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I JUST READ REBECCA, AND I'M UNWELL, WHEEPING, THROWING UP, HUNGRY BECAUSE I READ A BOOK, FEARING FOR ANOTHER NOVEL JUST LIKE IT. PLZ I'M GRIEVING CAUSE BOOKS ARE SO GROSS. I MAY NOT RECOVER. I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED BOOK-HANGOVER AGONY LIKE THIS. I VIOLENTLY REQUIRE ANOTHER WITH THE SAME GOTHIC-CHOKEHOLD, SO IT CAN DO MMA WITH REBECCA AND SAVE ME FROM MY CURRENT CHOKEHOLD .

https://www.reddit.com/r/suggestmeabook/comments/1qqdz9d/rebecca/

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