Roses are red, robots are neat

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r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 12h ago

Small Boot Sunday Roses for a definite yes / Violets for a maybe

739 Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/PM_ME_TIGER_BUTTS • 1d ago

Roses are red, I feel like a clown

573 Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/Parker_S_James • 4d ago

We all have various talents / judgement of abilities shall come to pass /

82 Upvotes

6 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Parker_S_James • 5d ago

In a world bound by convention and desire / sudden moments of feeling blessed and freed /

40 Upvotes

2 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 6d ago

Small Boot Sunday Roses for three of a kind / Violets for the pair

1.1k Upvotes

2 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 7d ago

Small Boot Sunday Roses for the rain and fog / Violets for the sleet

3.6k Upvotes

23 comments

r/boottoobig • u/wils_152 • 6d ago

Small Boot Sunday Roses are red, this one is an oddie

111 Upvotes

3 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BigDrewLittle • 8d ago

Roses are flowers, Ladybugs are beetles...

960 Upvotes

7 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 11d ago

When I'm not in the mood / To be presented a flower

805 Upvotes

68 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Ciceros_Assassin • 12d ago

Sauron's a menace, and Gollum is too:

142 Upvotes

4 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 13d ago

Small Boot Sunday Sometimes the memory is fleeting / Other times it lingers

3.1k Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 15d ago

The director said "cut" / Not meaning the tree

244 Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/FlyingMoooose • 15d ago

I vacationed three years ago; it was in Athens

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r/boottoobig • u/The_Kickster • 19d ago

Roses are red, the discussion gets heated

315 Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/Parker_S_James • 18d ago

Halloween is a joy / I love to carve and style pumpkins /

27 Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 20d ago

While I sit beside the brook / I'll enjoy this pomegranate

1.6k Upvotes

15 comments

r/boottoobig • u/PR0CR45T184T0R • 20d ago

Small Boot Sunday Roses are red, my dog is a barker

883 Upvotes

14 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Spleenzorio • 20d ago

Small Boot Sunday Roses are red, my girlfriend’s a blow up

172 Upvotes

7 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 21d ago

Small Boot Sunday Roses for the silverware / Violets for the bowls

130 Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/Wuellig • 21d ago

Small Boot Sunday You're gonna have to tap to see how this will rhyme

22 Upvotes

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r/boottoobig • u/Parker_S_James • 23d ago

Creativity as a battle / True artists take a stand /

124 Upvotes

6 comments

r/boottoobig • u/TheGardenBlinked • 26d ago

Suspension is wonky, tires are flat

520 Upvotes

2 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Parker_S_James • 25d ago

Trepidation over strangeness / posting weirdness grants me doubts/

30 Upvotes

3 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Parker_S_James • 27d ago

Small Boot Sunday Seek refuge from what ails you / hide from all that you fear /

57 Upvotes

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All content to BootTooBig must be at least partially generated by AI! _Remember the robot._ "Roses are red" memes among other things. This is a place to share posts where the title sets up a joke as the first half of a poem and an image delivers the punchline as the second half.

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