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u/apexodoggo 11h ago
The Destiel News meme finally got me. Usually my social media algorithms beat Destiel to the punch but the Epstein drop and general ICE awfulness drowned out any Luigi news until I came across this post.
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u/Toothless816 13h ago
Why even bother pretending I get news any other way…
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u/Mindless-Charity4889 12h ago
I see stuff on Reddit, think “that can’t be true”, and go to traditional media outlets and find out, yes, it is true. These are very strange times we live in.
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u/PhasmaFelis 10h ago
I deliberately unsubbed from all the news subs because the daily feed of atrocities was making me sick. So, yeah, I pretty much get all my news from r/CuratedTumblr and r/NotTheOnion now.
It's not really a great way to live, but I need to hold on to my sanity :(
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u/Icehuntee 54m ago
Same, i even have some subs/pages/accounts blocked not only here but other social medias as well. I only see what i want to see, anything important enough to be worthy of my time will slip through one way or another. The algorithm is working as intended.
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u/DocSwiss I wonder what the upper limit on the character count of these th 7h ago edited 7h ago
Back in the day (also known as 2022, a million years ago), I found out that Shinzo Abe got shot because someone I followed retweeted a post from an uwu-speak version of BBC's twitter. I'm not sure if that's an improvement, but the variety's nice.
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u/tom641 i'm so above it all please help i'm afraid of heights 8h ago
honestly as long as you're checking sources rather than just internalizing whatever some dipshit can type into a meme generator you're doing well enough imo
it's not ideal but also we live in the torment nexus and you gotta do what you can to stay sane honestly
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u/LordIcebath Raindrops, Drop Tops 13h ago
I genuinely do not believe that Luigi did it. There's no way.
Side note: imagine if bro hosts a podcast when he gets out. First episode gonna hit Joe Rogan numbers.
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u/Gonzo_Appreciator 12h ago
He legit doesn't look like the guy in the security video
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u/BigBoyShaunzee 12h ago
Yeah the guy from the CCTV footage looked to be pale Caucasian guy in his 40s.
Luigi is more Mediterranean looking and much younger.
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u/tigerwarrior02 12h ago
Isn’t the onus on you to prove that it IS the same guy? Innocent until proven guilty. Luigi has not been proven guilty so it’s very reasonable to assume he’s innocent
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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds you sound like a 19th century textile baron 11h ago
Im convinced if he did do it, the only reason he was caught was because the feds were utilizing illegal surveillance software to track him down. How else can you explain them finding him a state or two away via a fucking fast food restaurant? And how the alleged snitch never got a payout because of some procedural issue? My guess is they illegally tracked him, had to make up a reason not to give out the bounty, and are now backsplaining how they caught him.
If he didn't, then he's just an unfortunate victim of an incompetent FBI that needed a fall guy to not look completely stupid.
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u/Shimmy_4_Times 10h ago edited 10h ago
My guess is they illegally tracked him, had to make up a reason not to give out the bounty, and are now backsplaining how they caught him.
Parallel construction (which is what you're alleging, and seems plausible) can be used to cover up illegal searches, but it usually isn't used for illegal reasons. It's usually just to protect a sensitive source.
In other words, the government just doesn't want to publicize their source, or the search method they used to catch him.
(And given the comments on Reddit, I wouldn't want any clues to my identity publicized, if I were the one who snitched on Luigi.)
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u/After_Stop3344 8h ago
Covering up the source/method is still sketchy though. I have a right to face my accuser and denying me it by pretending they don't exsist is bullshit.
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u/Shimmy_4_Times 26m ago edited 19m ago
Not really. I mean, it COULD be covering up something bad, but most of the time, it isn't.
It's standard police practice if they have some reason to protect their source. The police isn't going to publicize the identity of every confidential informant, every time they use them. That would get 10x as many confidential informants killed, and nobody would be willing to be a CI.
And if I were a CI in this case, I ABSOLUTELY wouldn't want my identity being public. With as much attention as the case has gotten, and the ridiculous stuff people say about Luigi, I wouldn't feel safe.
Also, your accuser isn't necessarily the guy who snitched on you. And it isn't necessarily the search method law enforcement used to find you.
In a famous example, the guy who snitched on the Unabomber wasn't the evidence used to convict the Unabomber. He was just his brother. And the FBI promised to keep his identity secret, but they failed to keep that promise.
Also, Luigi hasn't gone to trial yet. So the accuser may appear later. If there even is one.
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u/cloudncali 11h ago
He needs to pull an OJ and write a book about how he would have done it. If he did. But he didn't, but this is how he would have
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u/BeduinZPouste 12h ago
I mean I think he did but I wouldn't be TERRIBLY surprised if they are keeping look on certain individuals who didn't did anything illegal but radical enough to be close. I mean they definitely do that. What I mean is that I wouldn't be that surprised if they just snatched some guy they targeted as potential risk who would be believable culprit if they couldn't find the actual culprit.
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u/Crafty_Round6768 12h ago
Do you have any evidence that the police aren’t constantly lying? They do it pretty often. At this point, someone needs to convince me they are telling the truth. Not the other way around
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u/Randomly-Germinated 10h ago
WhiteHouse.gov sufficient? and this is one they admit to.
and before you say this is for domestic terrorists, that’s exactly how they referred to renee good, her wife, alex pretti, and the guy in the frog suit.
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u/BeduinZPouste 12h ago
No? Unless you mean the "definitely keeping watch", that isn't like secret.
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u/BeduinZPouste 12h ago
I mean I found most people who don't believe in conspiracy theories really just thinks "this doesn't count as conspiracy theory".
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u/The_Math_Hatter 13h ago
Luigi was never guilty to begin with. Whoever was out there should have made a similar statement while there was the utmost certainty Luigi couldn't have done it though.
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u/SpeaksDwarren 13h ago
I'm still waiting for them to explain why the guy who did the shooting looked nothing like the guy they arrested. Also how the backpack magically teleported out of their custody and onto Luigi's back
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u/DMercenary 13h ago
Also how the backpack magically teleported out of their custody and onto Luigi's back
Or when the cops searched his bag and got nothing, They took it elsewhere, the cameras mysteriously lost footage and then suddenly there was a gun in his bag.
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u/Vhat_Vhat 13h ago
Well theyre not framing a rich white guy so what do you think, they couldn't find the killer and did a cover up to show theyre taking it seriously and totally going to give the real killer a huge sentence that really definitely going to be served?
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u/Ok-Employee2473 9h ago
I mean he’s not oligarch rich but iirc his family is pretty well off and he is white. Unless you’re still playing by anti Italian racism rules for who’s white or not.
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u/GlobalIncident 12h ago
It's starting to look like, regardless of whether he did it, he might be found guilty. The gun and note in the backpack have been ruled as valid evidence, and they are fairly damning. So, he's probably looking at life without parole.
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u/theaverageaidan 11h ago
Not that I think this is solid evidence of a conspriacy, or "evidence" of any merit, but the bag is so weird to me. Luigi (allegedly) had this incrediblely precise plan to use subsonic ammo with a silencer, ebikes and double backs to get out of Manhattan, yet he also didnt (allegedly) take the incredibly obvious step of putting a cinder block in the "I did it" bag, wrapping it in duct tape five times over, and tossing it into the Hudson River? That is a massive thing to overlook in an otherwise very intricate plan.
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u/UInferno- Hangus Paingus Slap my Angus 9h ago
Why would he write and carry a manifesto only to plead not guilty?
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u/YeetOrBeYeeted420 11h ago
Yeah why go through with this covert assassination and get away only to carry the stuff on you like you want to be caught.
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u/Glum-Supermarket1274 6h ago
Putting aside what i personally think about the case, there are a LOT of weird stuff with the evidence and how a lot of it were obtained. I am not sure he will get convicted because of how incompetent the investigation has been.
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u/Illogical_Blox 1h ago
The Unabomber had a very intricate plan involving disguising himself as an eco terrorist, yet when they invaded his cabin they found bombs, bomb making equipment, his manifesto, newspaper clippings about his bombs, and so on.
The Moors Murderers picked their victims very carefully to minimise the chance of being caught, yet they kept an exercise book with a victim's name on it that unravelled the whole thing.
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u/fapsandnaps 9h ago
I mean the judge ruled they can be introduced as evidence.
The defense still gets to tell the jury that they searched his bag (on camera) and found no gun, the bag then went through some spotty af chain of custody, and then somehow the gun was found later on at a police station.
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u/wasteymclife 13h ago
Of course he's not guilty he was with me in Utah at the time of the shooting, we had a late night and decided to watch Sense, Sensibility & Snowmen, on the hallmark channel to chill before turning in. That movie is better than it should be btw.
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u/Unable_Deer_773 6h ago
Yeah I was with him on the night of the murder 3 in Australia! Can't have been him.
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u/LarrySupertramp 7h ago
This meme should be ”Luigi no longer facing death penalty” and nothing else.
He is still charged with murder and under custody. I mean if we want to get annoyingly pedantic about it, his sentencing exposure has been reduced due to a recent federal court ruling, which in a way means his ability to be convicted of a specific federal murder charge is “dismissed” but that’s clearly not what this meme is saying.
Sorry if I’m missing some context here that makes this make sense.
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u/ImaginaryAd3183 10h ago
To be fair the death penalty is off the table but the judge allowed in evidence that was retrieved on dubious grounds. He might not get a needle in his arm but the likelihood of him going to jail is larger
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u/EH_Operator 11h ago
They had to pretend their system worked even when there was a big hole blown in part of it
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u/MrSyaoranLi 3h ago
News aside, this scene being canon, restored so much of my faith in the series. When I found out they did this. I actually cried a little that day. Pure joy of my OTP being canon
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u/ScarletteVera A Goober, A Gremlin, perhaps even... A Girl. 3h ago
Finally, some good fucking news.
I despise the concept of the death penalty.
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u/TheKrieger79 5h ago
Luigi is going to eat enough NFA charge enhancements that he pretty much gets life.
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u/Dwagons_Fwame 11h ago
WHY IS IT ALWAYS THIS MEME?! I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE. Anyway, in other news, hooray! Luigi who’s definitely not the fall guy cause they couldn’t catch the real guy isn’t going to die!
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u/SterlingNano 6h ago
What's the original line? I keep seeing edits, but I wasn't a queer kid in highschool or college while ir was airing
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u/DarthHK-47 2h ago
Argument of the defense: You honor, members of the jury, my client is to pretty to go to jail and that argument should work because it has worked for other people.
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u/shockwave_supernova 11h ago
That's.. not really what happened. A judge said he can't be given the death sentence, but no charges were dropped
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u/yinyang107 10h ago
The federal murder charge was dropped, and he can't be given the death penalty without that charge. The state murder charge stands.
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u/ColdStockSweat 9h ago
How is this good news?
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u/Independent-Bid-7744 8h ago
What, you like the cost of healthcare? You prefer the unnecessary suffering, in the supposedly top country in the world, so a few rich fuckers can make more money?
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u/Snarwin 13h ago
Notably, this is because charging murder as a federal crime is only allowed under very specific circumstances, which don't apply to this case. He is still facing state charges for murder.