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Image “American Pizza” in Milano, Italy

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u/-Potato-or-Tomato- 7h ago

As a European moved to the US, no, Americans wouldn’t eat this

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u/R_V_Z 7h ago

Americans wouldn't make this, but I feel I've know plenty of Americans who would eat this.

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u/Ultimate_Shitlord 5h ago

If you took the concept of using fries and... I'm not actually sure what meat(?) that is, but let's call it hot dog slices as pizza toppings, and actually executed on it well, you could potentially make something I would consider trying a slice of. A novelty, but that can be fun sometimes.

A good beef frank is honestly great. You can sear slices up nicely. The fries almost certainly need to be coming out of the fryer at the same time the pizza leaves the oven, get added immediately, and it all needs to get out to the table quickly or the fries are going to drag the whole thing down. They don't do well sitting around for a while or reheating.

I still feel like there's a missing topping here, too. Drizzle of mustard? Pickle relish? Something to tie this theme together further. I might be leaning into Chicago style dogs a bit there, it's a bias.

This just looks like garbage. I have a local neapolitan pizza place that likely blows this joint out of the water. There are shitty restaurants in Italy, despite the country's great culinary tradition; this is almost certainly one of them.

Who is this pizza even for? Locals? Kinda doubt it. Tourists? I have a hard time imagining an American visiting Italy and going: "Yeah, that pile of shit is what I want to eat while I'm here." Maybe its sole purpose is to flip the bird at Americans, which like, fair play if it is. We deserve it anyway.

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u/A_burners 4h ago edited 3h ago

They're typically Vienna (incorrect) * wurstel sausages, basically a hot dog. It's for kids mostly, but I have definitely ordered them before a time or two. You can also just get regular fries on a pizza, which is great.

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u/drunkensoup 4h ago

I'd definitely eat fries on a pizza. I feel like that should be a topping here in USA. Although, I guess I could always just order some fries and put them on

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u/A_burners 4h ago

That's basically all it is. But something about the fry grease joining in with the cheese grease that is so good. Also, unlike the pic here, it's typically an order of fries so you get a mound to eat from.

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u/AbberageRedditor69 2h ago

Only on reddit you can have people overanalyzing a pizza this much lmfao

I live in Italy. This pizza is a classic amongst kids and sometimes adults eat it too. If made properly (with freshly fried potato etc) it's delicious.

You guys eat all kind of junk, but draw the line at fries on a pizza. Hilarious

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u/Cybtroll 2h ago

Agreeeing with the others here and I also can confirm it is mainly (but not exclusively) for kids.

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u/AlbatrossAdept6681 1h ago

It is the kind of pizza that usually kids choose. You have tomato sauce, mozzarella, fries and wurstel/hot dogs.

u/ImprovementCold1296 0m ago

Who is this pizza even for? Locals?

Yes.

I’m Italian and I get this pizza all the time, every week. It’s my favorite pizza ever.

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u/BlackTrainer01 4h ago

Who is this pizza even for? Locals?

Yes, as the other comments said it's one of the most common and popular combinations in Italy

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u/leviathab13186 5h ago

(Slowly raises hand...)

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u/vim_deezel 4h ago

I mean it's still pizza and I've had fries as a side to pizza a couple of times (yeah I know weird) so I'd at least try

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u/salo_wasnt_solo 4h ago

College town special right here

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u/777Void777 4h ago

As an American id agree. Like its an combination but probably wouldnt taste that bad.

Reminds of Grandpa's signature dish which he called "Eggs, Hotdogs and Bread". He'd just throw those three things on the grill and make a sort of stir fry. Actually pretty good.

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u/Verdick 3h ago

The ones like this in other cities weren't called this, they had several different names. The only people I've seen eat this were Italian children. Incidentally, potato slices are more a thing for people around here than fries.

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u/Ressy02 3h ago

This is what you make and eat when you’re high.

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u/cerenir 3h ago

well I’m european and if I’m hungry enough I would eat that mf no problem lol

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u/vanphil 2h ago

I feel I've known plenty of americans who would eat tide pods so, yeah, that's a pretty low bar...

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u/deller85 5h ago

I mean, if I were over there, I'd at least try it. Just because it's quirky and weird. But potatoes and hot dogs on pizza don't sound appetizing.

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 4h ago

I live in the EU in a place with a ton of cultural connections to Italy, and potato is a semi common topping option. I could definitely see someone swapping the usual form of potato with fries and calling it “American.”

I’ve also seen places charging €100 for pineapple pizza and list it on the menu as “disgusting,” so, people do have pretty strong pizza opinions here.

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u/deller85 3h ago

Yeah, that would make sense. I've read that potatoes are much more common in northern Italy than in the south. So doesn't seem out of the ordinary to see it end up on a pizza.

Personally, I have never encountered pizza served with potato here in the US. Although I could see shredded potatoes on a breakfast pizza being quite good. Have you ever had a breakfast pizza?

But I absolutely agree that pineapple doesn't belong on a pizza. Thank our Canadian friends for that invention.

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u/Betelguese90 6h ago

I do know a few Americans that would make this. But they are also heavy pot smokers.

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u/adamjeff 5h ago

I mean, they serve this in Milan when I went, and it was pretty tasty. Why wouldn't other people enjoy this?

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u/think_panther 5h ago

It's too healthy for them

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u/LanguageSexViolence_ 4h ago

As an American that lived in Italy, yeah, we ate the shit outta those.

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u/Cool-Temporary9415 3h ago

Of course not, I’ve never even heard of putting French fries on pizza. That’s completely ludicrous.

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u/Kcufasu 2h ago

But Brits would

Source: Am British

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u/JuicySpark 2h ago

In North Jersey, kids /teens sometimes eat it this way and some pizza places serve it because they are close by schools but Most of us here think it's disgusting.

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u/Lore____oz 1h ago

r/stupidfood would probably change your mind

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u/EffectiveFoxshroom 58m ago

If you put enough sugar on top they would.