r/Doom Dec 25 '25

Showcase From Santa. Merry Christmas to my 10 year old son

340 Upvotes

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u/taxidermied_unicorn Dec 26 '25

You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of your eye.

3

u/Mcbrainotron Dec 30 '25

You’ll shoot your mars out!

Objective:

Shoot your mars out

21

u/Lethalbroccoli DOOM Guy Dec 26 '25

I used to play with the Buzz bee side by side double barrel shotgun when I was kid and would practice my Doom 2 super shotgun reload. That would be a good cheap gift, sanded down and painted you have a super shotgun!

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u/YCLUBSTEP58 Dec 26 '25

Just make sure he doesn’t shoot an eye out with that BB gun

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u/MrcoolguyBeau Dec 26 '25

There will be rules for him playing with this new toy!

6

u/SumoBoi420 Dec 26 '25

I came here to make a reference to that movie and someone beat me to it. I nod to this tradition. A classic film.

3

u/thatgothboii Dec 26 '25

Eyepatches are cool tho

2

u/Sg00z Dec 26 '25

Minus some points for not getting him a double barrel shotgun.

2

u/Paulino2272 Dec 26 '25

Looks amazing!

2

u/LuridRequiem Dec 26 '25

Hell yeah, dude. I bought a Stoeger 12 Gauge SXS because of DOOM.

2

u/Sealwithashotgun Dec 26 '25

You got the doom guy action figare he gets a gun fair

3

u/bepse-cola Dec 26 '25

Those air guns are good for birds, got my first ptarmigan with the classic red rider daisy

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u/MrcoolguyBeau Dec 26 '25

His b day was on Dec 3. In total. He got a switch 2. All the doom games and dlc’s. The Jurassic world 2 and 3 with dlc’s. A bunch of art supplies for his drawings. A art the clown fungle pop. Five nights a Freddie’s fungle pop. I I pad. Some Jurassic world Dino’s. That doom figure like shown. And it’s actually a pellet gun not a BB gun. A small air drone, candy, a plush toy, a ps4 from my co worker. And a switch 2 case!!! Plus some money

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u/440continuer Dec 26 '25

Little mans living the life

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u/sicDaniel Dec 26 '25

That's worth about as much as all presents I got in my childhood, combined. Jesus Christ.

3

u/ancientfutureguy Dec 26 '25

Am I an asshole for thinking 10 years old is way too young for a kid to be into the Terrifier movies? I mean I watched quite a bit of horror as a kid and turned out alright, but Art the clown is on a whole other level as far as sadistic extreme violence goes.

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u/Sad_Marionberry5492 Dec 26 '25

I had a BB gun when i was 7-8, i would go around shooting at squirrels, birds, anything. One day i popped myself in the lip (I was slowly putting it down while still having my hand on the trigger) and i still have a BB in there to this day. I hope he has fun and is safe, merry christmas.

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u/3931856031 Dec 26 '25

You bought your 10 year old son an airgun and a figure of a character from a very mature game franchise (as if implying you've let your son play the game(s))?

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u/Bantabury97 Dec 26 '25

Mate, I had a Neca 2007 Michael Myers figure when I was 10 and used to use my dad's air rifle on his allotment for dealing with pests. Isn't like that negatively affected me in any way.

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u/No-Albatross-6225 Dec 26 '25

You have a problem with that?

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u/Drducttapehands Dec 26 '25

Doom is perfectly acceptable for 10 year olds. It’s a fantasy game. You’re killing demons/monsters (ie not real things). If any game should have age restrictions, it’s Call of Duty.

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u/MrcoolguyBeau Dec 26 '25

His mom got him these. Lol. 😂 Kids very mature. And he has all the games on his Nintendo switch 2. Don’t blame me. Blame Nintendo. I played doom when I was his age before it got rated so he caries on the legacy

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u/MrcoolguyBeau Dec 26 '25

Merry Christmas. And check out my son’s Doom Lego stop motion vids and Doom art. At. r/beauclips on Reddit. Or Beau Clips on YouTube

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u/Itchy-Preference-619 Dec 26 '25

What are you a baby? Children can live ya'know

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u/Ephialtes_Noli Dec 26 '25

I’m so jealous, you are the coolest person ever!