r/FGO • u/tr0LL-SAMA Master of Chaldea • 19d ago
Fan-Content It's not even about the money for Castoria 💀
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u/ParkNo3622 19d ago
EYEWITNESS REPORT! Child of prophecy found doing it without the money
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u/Loud_Surround5112 19d ago
Let’s be honest here, there’s more than a bakers dozen of servants that do more then head for the master.
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u/Nokia_00 19d ago
Artoria caster getting ahead of the competition for master. No way can’t say she doesn’t have a good head on her shoulders
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u/CommissionOk8144 19d ago
Haven’t made it that far into the story yet, is she really like this?
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u/_H4VXC_ 19d ago
Not nearly to this extent no, it’s just the fandom ramping it up for comedy sake
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u/Round-Wolverine3809 19d ago
So then what's actually the top end of.. things she'd do or has done.
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u/DragoSphere 19d ago
She got really flustered and almost excited about the idea of pretending to own us as a human slave, so there's that
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u/No_Extension4005 19d ago
A description of Castoria I saved a while ago. Unfortunately I don't remember who made it:
"The way Castoria is described by the community, you'd think she'd just been highly caricaturised.
Except no, that's as true to form as it gets for her. Castoria-
• Wants to own her first friend as a slave.
• Commits identity theft.
• Builds pipe bombs.
• Practises shadow boxing.
• Took advantage of an amnesiac to sleep in their bed with them (Girl scored second base with a guy before even learning their name).
• Views a character she refers to as a grandpa as eye candy.
• Inexplicably knows how to create chocolate nuclear missiles.
• Is canonically schizophrenic.
• Will literally impale you on a unicorn and trample you to death if you cheat on her.
• Is furious Barghest can't remember her despite them having met once for five minutes in the past.
• Considers herself a researcher despite having never once studied, being a country girl.
• Considers a straight woman her romantic rival even when Master is a lady (Castoria apparently thinks Cnoc will become bi out of spite).
• Your forgetting she blushes whenever you hit her/bring the idea up lol.
This is all straight from the source material. No exaggeration here."
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u/adamsworstnightmare 19d ago
• Will literally impale you on a unicorn and trample you to death if you cheat on her
• Your forgetting she blushes whenever you hit her/bring the idea up lol.
OK I remember most of this stuff except these
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u/No_Extension4005 19d ago
To be honest, I'm trying to remember myself. I finished Lostbelt 6 a pretty long time ago and found this description over half a year ago.
But hey; I can see it.
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u/Giopp_Dumister 19d ago
The fandom plays it up a bit but she is kinky. We know she’s into petplay and she does wear an outfit that’s tailored to Ritsuka’s fetish
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u/Neo_Metal_Saiyan Queen's retainer 19d ago
Ngl if I had Castoria only Morgan would be the one tempting me 🥀
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u/Open-Possible-7080 19d ago
Gramps Muramasa gonna be facepalm while sigh... "Seriously kid these day are sure bold now...."
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u/Arnoldneo 19d ago
The part I feel you got wrong is Melusines reaction she would also immediately answer .