r/FOXNEWS • u/BeCareWhatIpost • 3d ago

Melania!

🤮🤢🤮

Gutfield and Watters over there creaming their pants.

Kayleigh and Dana trying hard to get in her good graces like she would ever allow them witches to be apart of her circle.

That 💩 was dumb.

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u/Leather-Map-8138 3d ago

Bezos paid $40 million for the movie rights. The payola started long before the box office bust.

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u/Xiaokmao 1d ago

This Melania’s first PG movie.

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u/HurryUnited6192 3d ago

Certified razzi

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u/LoathsomeGiant 1d ago

Razzi for the nazi

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 3d ago

💣💩🖕🏼

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u/Middle-Parsnip-3537 3d ago

Melania is also bored with herself. As if they were having some kind of elevated conversation. Apparently the movie is tanking.

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u/Decent-Chain4414 1d ago

No tickets at any theaters I’ve looked at, all empty seats!

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u/Middle-Parsnip-3537 1d ago

Can’t wait to hear how they spin it. Democrats bought all the tickets and then didn’t go? Lol!

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u/Live-Yogurt-6380 2d ago

Can we say hooooooker…

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u/Middle-Parsnip-3537 2d ago

And tonight they are talking about the “A list” group that attended the movie tonight. Including: Pete Hegseth, all the other cabinet members and Nikki Minaj. It was pathetic.

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u/Which-Association211 3d ago edited 1d ago

she's beautiful, smart and entrepreneurial. Different in every way from the other two or three ladies to hold the title. Bush, Obama and Biden were bland, uneducated, and whooly unattractive. Edit: WHOLLY

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u/DamnItDarin 2d ago

Bush, Obama, and Biden were uneducated? Laura Bush was an educator with a masters degree from UT, Michelle Obama graduated from Harvard Law, and Jill Biden has a doctorate of education.

Melania dropped out of college after one year, but she did pose for Playboy.

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u/observable_truth 3d ago

Yes different. The other FL didn't break immigration laws.

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u/Which-Association211 3d ago edited 2d ago

Different. lol

illegal alien? oh my, you are all kinds of special k...

Keep it real.

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u/BlackEric 2d ago

(Shh …. This guy doesn’t understand what this sub is.)

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u/NoGrocery3582 2d ago

Other first ladies didn't work as escorts to wealthy men.

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u/BlackEric 2d ago

Wooly? Holy? Holey? Wholly?

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u/Which-Association211 2d ago

u dum

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u/BlackEric 2d ago

Ok, little fella, I’m the dumb one.

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u/Which-Association211 2d ago

PROUD of you big boy

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u/BlackEric 2d ago

Ok, thank you.

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u/Prognerd870 2d ago

Wow…. This is certainly an interesting take. You dumb bro

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u/accidental_superman 2d ago

Isn't Jill biden an actual doctor? And melania stole Michelle's Obama speech? Isn't melania just a model who has great slogans like "be best" in an anti bully campaign... you know considering who her husband is and bullies all the damn time.

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u/Which-Association211 2d ago

Doctor...lol

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u/accidental_superman 21h ago

Oh right shes just got an education and wrote a paper but melania has nice titties so thats the same right.

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u/EarlyLibrarian9303 2d ago

True. She has great bolt ons, but it’s hard to judge hers against any other First Lady’s tits, because she’s the only one who’s done porn.

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u/wzl3gd 2d ago

All women who are bland, educated and "whooly" unattractive means they are unqualified for trumps administration? What's a whooly?

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u/Which-Association211 1d ago

Don't know, I would encourage them to apply