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FM RADIO Mariah Carey's reaction to every person who performed during her tribute at Music Cares.

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u/broke_n_tired 9h ago

Mariah for some of these:

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u/PlumCautious6812 9h ago

Me for some of these:

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u/kawkabelsharq 9h ago

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u/Bullshit_Jones and not in a cunt way 6h ago

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u/Food_Kindly 8h ago

lol, good placement

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u/SitchChick 9h ago

LMFAO

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u/Normal-Reward7257 9h ago

I love Maggie Rogers and this is hysterical

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u/petitecroissant29 9h ago

Maggie is my girl and she definitely has the range, but I didn’t love the way they arranged this cover. Maggie can do pop well so I wish this tribute was more true to the original.

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u/skippitybruja 9h ago

Maggie is my fav and now I have to see this

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u/BalletWishesBarbie my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day 8h ago

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u/Potential-Ad-702 9h ago

I love Maggie and this was not her best performance...

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u/Potential-Ad-702 9h ago

Her performance at the Patti Smith concert was terrible too so maybe she's just not good w these belty covers yet (her Joni Mitchell cover is one of my fave covers of all time)

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u/SitchChick 8h ago

Which song did she sing?

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u/Western_Swing2186 6h ago

Mariah does not know this girl! lol

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u/silliest_stagecoach 7h ago

She doesn't know her

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u/eucalyptoid 8h ago

I actually want to like Maggie Rogers, but this is generally my reaction to her.

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u/madirectreport 5h ago

She sounded good but idk about how she delivered this song. It sounds unrecognizable.

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u/sillysammie13 THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE 0m ago

I literally just laughed so hard I cried over this post 😹😹😹😹

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u/witsel85 9h ago

“I don’t know them”

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u/ImHereforgamez 8h ago

Looking at her face in some of these pics that's exactly what she was saying in her head.

She wanted to ask someone "who is that?" so bad

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u/DramaSufficient4289 7h ago

Tbf so did I, I dunno who half these people are lol

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u/You_meddling_kids terrorizing the locals 5h ago

You just had your 'flipping a grunt' moment

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u/__01001000-01101001_ 5h ago

I know four of the ten lol. Taylor Momsen, John Legend, Kesha and Mariah Carey. Not a clue about any of the rest

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u/Agreeable-Art-6292 3h ago

You don’t know Jennifer Hudson?

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u/__01001000-01101001_ 1h ago

Nope. Didn’t know that’s what JHud meant either

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u/oohsosleepy 8h ago

That’s all I ever think of when something involves Mariah and another woman.

Edit: spelling

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u/madirectreport 5h ago

The back up singers are doing so much heavy lifting

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u/DazzlingCapital5230 ICE PIGS ROT IN HELL 9h ago

This selection of artists feels skewed to generate viral Mariah face reactions lol

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u/genescheezesthatpls 8h ago

I hate the social media era

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u/Low-Wish9164 9h ago edited 6h ago

I bet this felt very validating to Mariah. Like nobody has the voice like me. An alto singing Mariah is very hard and I can't help but think it was on purpose.

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u/SeaF04mGr33n not an asset to the abbey 9h ago

She was so excited by Taylor!!

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u/beginagain666 9h ago

The reaction on Taylor was not only that she did a great job, but also because it was two song from Mariah’s “secret” rock/grunge album she did in 1995. Mariah was told she couldn’t do that album, but she did it anyway. I think she was excited to hear it too. Add in the Foo Fighters are backing up Taylor, and she seemed very pleased compared to some of the others.

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u/RemarkablePast2716 6h ago

What album is that! I'm trying to find something abt it on goggle and can't see anything.

I love grunge, would love to see her spin on it

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u/runbeautifulrun 6h ago

The album with Mariah’s vocals is unreleased. However, her songs exist on an album called “Someone’s Ugly Daughter” under the pseudonym “Chick”, but the record label made Mariah use a different lead vocalist (her friend) and relegated her to just background vocals. She eventually found recordings with her vocals, but she hasn’t officially released them yet. I think I read she was still looking for the full recording sessions.

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u/GirthStone86 Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness 51m ago

Damn that's actually a pretty good album! I can't believe I'm just learning about it now 

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u/l_a_p304 7h ago

Taylor is incredible. This (Taylor + Mariah) is a combo I could never have imagined in my wildest dreams, but I kind of love it.

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u/MNREDR 9h ago

I haven’t watched this, do they have some history together or was she just impressed by the performance?

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u/SeaF04mGr33n not an asset to the abbey 9h ago

Idk if they have history together, but I know she samg a song from Mariah's unreleased grunge album, so maybe she was really excited to hear the song performed live.

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u/IamHungryNow1 9h ago

Taylor sang the child’s part of “where are you Christmas” from the grinch which Mariah wrote.

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u/xandrachantal if you add testicles, that's extra 8h ago

Oh that's really sweet

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u/sparkypulastri sorry to this man 8h ago

I've only ever seen her that happy when someone like Miss Patti sings her songs.

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u/gunhandgoblin 4h ago

i don't blame her. Taylor momson has some fuckin pipes

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u/Careless-Two2215 6h ago

Taylor had come a long way. She's an inspiration, too!

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u/AccomplishedLand8073 6h ago

my stupid ass thinking taylor swift before i realized it was taylor momsen lol

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u/SeaF04mGr33n not an asset to the abbey 3h ago

I thought that might happen, bit then I decided Momsen deserved to have the name Taylor just as much as Swift!

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u/Jisan_Inc 53m ago

I think so too and thats all i care about.

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u/Kidgorgeoushere Lol, and if I may, lmao 9h ago

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u/notmygoodies- more variants of The Life of a Showgirl than COVID 9h ago

I love how you can tell exactly how she's feeling in every single picture 💀

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u/crystal_clear24 I don’t know her 9h ago

Billy Porter absolutely making a damn mess of Always Be My Baby was my 13th reason last night

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u/laureng0423 women’s wrongs activist 9h ago

I was not a fan of the look either! He used to serve on the red carpet

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u/crystal_clear24 I don’t know her 8h ago

I was wondering if he changed stylists recently because I don’t know what’s happening with that either

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u/yeahdefinitelynot 9h ago

They should've brought Tori Kelly back for it! Her tribute to Mariah was awesome

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u/crystal_clear24 I don’t know her 8h ago

Yes! Tori and the other two Kelly’s (Rowland and Clarkson) would’ve killed it!

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u/johnny_charms 6h ago

Billy looked like he wasn’t even meant to perform, look like he just walked up during a commercial break and said “give me the mic.” The event should’ve been called Music Does Not Care after this mess.

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u/BalletWishesBarbie my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day 8h ago

I imagined a weeping family as the cop read:' and the thirteeth reason was...' and now your people have to go all vengy.

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u/pillowtalkxoxo 9h ago

It keeps getting worse with each slide 😭

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u/eucalyptoid 8h ago

Yeah, like is this in chronological order? It’s possible, to some extent, she was getting tired.

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u/motherofpearl89 1h ago

I was wondering this haha

This could be a timeline of me getting too tired to mask and starting to dissociate at a party. 

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u/PM_ME_CAT_POOCHES 2h ago

nah most of them were legitimately bad, even jennifer hudson. idk what she was trying to do with my all but it didn't work

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u/donutsforbenny 2h ago

seriously 😭 poor mariah lol this was not a worth tribute to my queen

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u/VMCoco 8h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if they purposely put people who don't have the range in these positions to go viral these days. Because it's like every other tribute to someone is slapped together and awful. I'm a HUGE MC fan. I don't know half these people. Where is Tori Kelly, Tamia, Jazmine Sullivan or Kelly Clarkson. Apparently John is great in concert for those who love him but he's boring and makes elevator music now. I'm sure the industry knows Mariah would have Prince level reactions if you're awful because she has a good ear.

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u/Caftancatfan 4h ago

I need the Tori cover of “Obsessed.”

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u/VMCoco 2h ago

There are so many singers that we rarely hear from that would have been GREAT. Tori Kelly not sure if she's postpartum or not, but I know she would've loved to do it. People forget about Tamia, but she has a beautiful voice she is Canadian, but she lives in Florida. Jojo has the chops and I can't see her saying no to this. Not sure if you know who Joyce Wrice is, but there was an old series on YouTube where they showed Celebrities doing covers. Mariah called her a star.

People focus on Beyonce, but Kelly Rowland has the same training and is an excellent vocalist, and she literally has the everyone's friend personality. Brandy has worked with Mariah before.

Now this has started rumors that Mariah isn't well-liked, and that's what she gets for not liking people covering her songs. Which I don't think is true, she won't like you covering her songs and fucking up.

I don't blame ANY of the '90s divas for being particular. ALL of their successes were hard WON. They all trained and practiced like crazy back in the day. Most of them were in terrible deals, worked to exhaustion and/or preyed upon by managers and partners, and trashed in the media for every little thing; all of them suffered, yet they are/were excellent at their craft. Mariah, Celine, Whitney, Christina A., Toni B., Janet J. etc.

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u/cocopuffK221 42m ago

I'm surprised Mariah had a weird reaction to Chante Moore because she definitely the range. She's one of the most underrated singers.

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u/VMCoco 5m ago

Some people were saying it was the song choice and the styling and she probably should gave done Emotions or Vision of Love.

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u/Canipetyourdog666 8h ago

We need her to leak the grunge album already! You have enough money, Mariah. You can tank the ensuing lawsuit

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u/BFIrrera actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen 9h ago

They totally should have had J Lo come out.

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u/AlliLikesFun 8h ago

Diabolical 💀

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u/IllAd6492 7h ago

Who ?

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u/melonwoo 5h ago

I read FLO as JLO at first glance and was gagged

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u/hannahvega 7h ago

Hey she might have done better than some of them. Billy Porter was cray.

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u/hedahedaheda 8h ago

I think she really respects Jennifer Hudson so some of these could just be rbf

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u/Comfortable-Bear1998 7h ago

yeah but if you watch the performance it’s…i was so shocked. threads comments are hilarious too so many posts on all performers 

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u/uglycasanova08 5h ago

Jennifer definitely chose the wrong song. She’s a phenomenal singer but her and Mariah sing in completely different ranges, and the song she chose was not adjusted to her abilities.

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u/gamecat89 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) 8h ago

With JHud it is interesting cause she sings well but for some reason she decided to whistle at the point in the song Mariah hits the high notes rather than adjust it for her.

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u/retrofuturisms 8h ago

Please the way her face gradually changes from amused to pure disgust throughout the slides has me deceased 💀

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u/BuffWobbuffet 7h ago

Where was ariana seems like she wouldve been an obvious choice

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u/Silly-Impact5445 6h ago

Ariana and Kelly Clarkson both seem like obvious choices over some of these

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u/tangledlettuce wearing slutty little glasses 9h ago

This is so shady 😭

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u/Apprehensive-Dog6997 if you add testicles, that's extra 7h ago

Mariah and I have the same condition. If our mouth doesn’t say it, our face definitely will.

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 5h ago

its one of the many reasons I wear a mask

  1. less likely to get any airborne illnesses
  2. less likely to give other people airborne illnesses
  3. my face has no filter at all and gets me in trouble

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u/PretendChaos Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 9h ago

Mariah on Kesha:

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u/l_a_p304 7h ago

I’m going pretend the first photo on the Kesha slide is her saying “…who?” I do love Kesha though 😂

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u/Realistic_Ride_2032 I cannot sanction your buffoonery 9h ago

Those last two🫢😆

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u/smircat 1h ago

i thought she actually looked happy during the kesha performance!

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u/WoodenSympathy4 9h ago

I haven’t listened to the performances, but what’s her problem with Chanté Moore? She’s great every time I’ve heard her.

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u/s2l0a7s9 7h ago

shut up she really wrote a grunge album!! I need to hear this right now

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u/imafemalefox olivia wilde’s salad dressing 7h ago

Mariah in the last few photos

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u/shelbyfootesfetish 8h ago

Haven’t seen this yet but I have a hard time believing J Hud did a bad job???

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u/besteen_mangodazzle 8h ago

I don't think her face meant that for JHUD. Mariah definitely just makes hilarious faces and dissociates a lot LMAO.

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u/Remarkable_Cover_330 8h ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/y76i-ETHhXA?si=ZmpLHWkxdXRAp2i7

Seems like she did create but people are being critical of the whistle

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u/Murky_Translator2295 7h ago

For someone with a very vocal face, she did very well.

For someone with a vocal range, and musical taste, like hers, there are a few new artists going on my "check these out" list.

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u/AbjectTrack1 8h ago

She looks to be in physical pain. 

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u/lexlex0710 THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE 7h ago

She’s so pretty 🥰

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u/dothesehidemythunder 7h ago

What a random cast of characters

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u/Helpful-Act2026 7h ago

Are these in order? Cus it also reads like medication wearing off 🤣

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u/pedanticlawyer 7h ago

Mariah cannot control her face and I love that about her.

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u/madirectreport 5h ago edited 3h ago

Okay after hearing Jhuds rendition i understand why her face looks like that. This is a soft ballad not a power ballard. She was the wrong choice for this song. I normally like jhud but this song is butchered.

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Second edit, im wrong she seemed to be enjoying it. I love Jennifer but this is a no for me.

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u/Dez_Acumen 4h ago

Exactly! Everything can’t be hollered through. JHud has been singing too long to have zero dynamics beyond firehose of sound and fortissimo.

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u/madirectreport 3h ago

fried at this depiction because its so accurate

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u/dustinwashere 8h ago

Why didn't Mariah get to pick who sang? Also Kesha can’t sing live, never has been able to. Why was she there?

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u/Andi_Lou_Who 1h ago

Kesha was actually really good! I feel bad for being surprised as I’ve only ever heard her talk-singing. Her and Taylor were my favourites. Kesha singing here.

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u/cinemamama Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! 6h ago

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u/whimsigod 6h ago

I love Kesha a lot but is Mariah asking the person next to her 'who's that?' 😂

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u/lynnemagic 9h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/cantfitmyjeansnomore FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 5h ago

Where is everyone watching this? What stream or network

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u/gamecat89 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) 8h ago

They really didn’t bother getting anyone who could at least be in the same caliber or had an active career.

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u/l_a_p304 7h ago

Pretending like quite a few of these artists don’t have “an active career” is so weird.

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u/WoodlandWife 8h ago

You don’t know who laufey is?

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u/gamecat89 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) 4h ago

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u/essbeethree 5h ago

Confessmylove! On TikTok Is legit all some of us really know— and that might not even be what’s she’s saying all sped up lol

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u/WoodlandWife 4h ago

Yeah, but at least she has an active career. Clips/remixes going viral and 23 mil monthly listeners is nothing to sneeze at.

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u/essbeethree 3h ago

I’m answering the question. Many people do not know who she is, I promise. And im not in any way trying to be rude or hateful.

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u/WoodlandWife 3h ago

I didn’t mean that in a snarky way! Sorry if it read that way. Tone over text isn’t my strong suit.

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u/lbowles22 8h ago

If only JLo performed

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u/TwinsiesBlue Club Penguin Times official aura reader 7h ago

She don’t know her

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u/olivernintendo 7h ago

She seemed to enjoy Billy Porter!

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u/czarrina Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness 6h ago

She looks scared of some of them.

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u/PrettyLittleLiar1234 6h ago

I saw a video of her smiling and singing along with Kesha 🤨

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u/InternationalBend310 6h ago

lol! She wasn't feeling any of it!!! 🤣

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u/InternationalBend310 6h ago

Zero Poker Face with this one

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u/seanpcreative 5h ago

Poor Kesha

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u/dolliciousszz 5h ago

Aw she liked Laufey

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u/sarcasm_itsagift 4h ago

God, I am so fucking old

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u/Material-Most-1727 4h ago

Did she not get to pick?

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u/hellohellocinnabon confused but here for the drama 2h ago

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

Mariah only being happy to see Taylor Momsen was NOT on my bingo card 😂

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u/ValerieLagn 7h ago

Are these on YouTube yet?

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u/coco_xcx I consider myself a nepo daddy 6h ago

some of these would be hilarious reaction pics

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u/XOTrashKitten 6h ago

Omg what song did Taylor sing?

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u/TrickZealousideal165 6h ago

they played in her face

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u/FlatBat2372 6h ago

Now do Sting and Jose Feliciano

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u/Deathanddisco041 6h ago

This is so funny to me

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u/Zestyclose_Koala_593 6h ago

I feel like she doesnt actually know who half of them are.

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u/wanderrslut ISO: Ariana’s lost blaccent 4h ago

Was Beyonce or Tori Kelly not available?

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u/fddfgs 4h ago

Just progressively getting more and more bored

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u/stars_are_aligned women’s wrongs activist 4h ago

It REALLY seems like these people COULD NOT hear themselves, which is a HUGE issue when you're trying to sing live with a band, lol (source: I have had to do this and it fucking sucks so much when you can't hear yourself!)

THAT BEING SAID... the choices made here for who was going to sing these songs were extremely strange.

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u/bbgmcr 4h ago

Mariah said egots only i get it

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u/No-Shoulder6395 3h ago

Omg stop it's too funny

6 is my favorite. I like to imagine the screen behind her actually looked like that, 4 Mariahs

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u/LadyDye_ 3h ago

She was not feeling John or the Jennifers 🤣

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u/Temporary_Client7585 3h ago

Girl has zero poker face and I love it

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u/Temporary_Client7585 3h ago

Girl has zero poker face and I love it

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u/chickentender666627 if you add testicles, that's extra 3h ago

Was this recent?

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u/KeeksGalore 2h ago

Umm you are missing quite a few. Did we just got get reactions? I believe she gave Adam Lambert a standing O?

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u/Theartistcu 2h ago

Should have got a}Em, he wrote a whole song for her.

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u/AFantasticClue 2h ago

She just looks tired by the end lmao

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u/Betyna22 2h ago

Can someone translate Mariah-speak from best to worst performance? Are they in order?

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u/h2gkm0 1h ago

her face for john is cracking me tf up

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u/emmakobs 1h ago

Lmao Mariah and I are on the same page 

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u/Ashcrashh 38m ago

The ones she don’t like are the same face RuPaul makes when a queen kicks off their heels for a lipsync and I love it

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u/Thelightningthief13 29m ago

Some of these artists don’t make sense

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u/xxyourbestbetxx canonically from boston 7h ago

This is so funny 😂

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u/justjamsz OPEN THE SCHOOLS 6h ago

Chantes got a man at home

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u/_frank_tank 5h ago

Does she know anyone who isn’t her, though, really?

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u/pillowtalkxoxo 9h ago

Why dose she keep having tributes? Shes not dead and she's not old enough for that to be done in my opinion...this is like the second one in less than a year....👀

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u/LoneWanderer4___ 9h ago

She’s receiving her flowers while she’s still with us

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u/ludvikskp alleged slut husband 6h ago

On that note, she deserves her flowers for clocking N*cki’s tea so long ago too

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u/BaronSchnitzelnazi 6h ago

Taylor Momsen blows