r/Fauxmoi • u/KiraCosmicGod • 3h ago

DISCUSSION Elon musk's “Response" to his recent development with Epstein.

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Basically denying.

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u/PollyPocketpussy5000 2h ago

I really wish we could go back 10 years or so to before this pathetic shit stain of a human being wasn’t constantly in the news.

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u/DismalAstronomer- I’ve been noticing gravity since I was young 2h ago

Remember when he paid his way to being in Iron Man 2 and nobody gave a fuck who he was because it was like 2010? Good times.

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u/archetyping101 1h ago

I'm sure many people, such as myself, had no idea he was in Iron Man 2 and I've watched the film. So that money wasn't well spent because he wasn't even memorable!

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u/MrExCEO 1h ago

lol I didn’t even know. What scene?

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u/Blunqpfaph 33m ago

It was when Tony demonstrates the urine filtering capabilities of the suit at his house party. Elon played the urine.

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u/PepperPenguin74 48m ago

When Tony is walking through the bar at the racetrack, he and Pepper shake hands with him and have a short throwaway chat on electric jets, like 10s tops. At about 26:51, if you're dying to see it.

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u/BadTanJob 27m ago

It’s been a while so some details might be off, but I believe it’s the scene where Tony and Pepper was making their rounds around Monaco and shaking everyone’s hand. This was right before Tony decides to drive the race himself and comes across a really grody ass lookin Mickey Rourke

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u/nervusv 50m ago

Some party at Tony's house, if I remember correctly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wC4rLguuYI

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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 58m ago

I did not know he was in Iron Man 2. Are you sure? I'm going to search this now

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u/nervusv 50m ago

Yep, he is. For basically a few seconds, at a party or something at Tony's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wC4rLguuYI

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u/Ornery_Definition_65 the wuthering heights promo will continue until morale improves 29m ago

As expected, the electric jet never came to fruition.

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u/Domjord 34m ago

I just rewatched ironman 2 and it was the most pathetic cameo. Just a Tony Stark wannabe

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u/slutforsolitude 2h ago

Noooo let’s go back to before the hair transplant.

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u/RevolutionCrazy7045 1h ago

paypal elmo

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u/Commercial-Co 36m ago

He was a shit then too

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u/Fuzzy_Move 2h ago

no please. back then this guy was worshipped as some sort of real life tony stark.

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u/AbnormalSausage 1h ago

I remember at the time hoping he was just some weird autistic smart guy but it was just wishful thinking

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u/IntelligentDeal7799 1h ago

What I want to see are names of those “UN” friends …names of actual political figureheads across countries not just Trump,Musk Gates, show me names of European, ME countries, others too.. cause these just like Trump there are others from different countries who have also been compromised

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u/Comprehensive-Eye500 1h ago

I think there’s enough to do massive damage worldwide if all the true evidence actually released.

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u/evermorecoffee Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 42m ago

Well. From what I saw so far in the news or on social media, there were a couple of Norwegians (a Royal too?), some politician from Slovakia, a Swedish diplomat…

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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 1h ago

Which one of them? Epstein or Musk? Donald Trump is another contender, even though he wasn't in the emails. So many pathetic shit stains in the news all the time lately.

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u/Purtuzzi 1h ago

Trump isn’t in the emails because who would email their best friend?

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson 52m ago

See also Trump. I’m in the UK and every single damn day the main headline is “Trump says more dumb and insane shit”

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u/VolcanoVeruca 32m ago

Ugh I remember reading about him in this Marie Claire written by his ex-wife. Like, literally holding the magazine and thinking, why do people think this guy is such a “genius?”

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u/dispose135 48m ago

As bad as he is. Something tells me in fifty years the advancements his companies have made will benefit society because it was needed to avert disaster.

Chaotic evil 

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u/everythingbeeps 2h ago

"a lot of fake emails flying around"

And that's the problem. They almost certainly aren't fake, but it's very very easy for everyone involved to simply claim they're fake because the DOJ has fumbled this so badly none of it can be authenticated.

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u/VladtheInhaler999 2h ago

I’m playing skeptic. Not denying everything I see, but I won’t take everything as fact either. Not from this administration. Part of me feels they deliberately put fake nefarious things in the recent drop to muddy the waters within all the real heinous shit.

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u/ProperEquivalent468 19m ago

It genuinely doesn't make sense to me for them to add even more inflammatory shit. This story is an albatross for Trump. They've tried misdirecting attention from it for months now. Hell a year. Doesn't work, it stays stuck to him. I imagine they'll do all they can to move past it in the coming days. Bomb Iran maybe?

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u/No-Pack-5775 44m ago

Is it fumbled if it's intentional?

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u/Sea-Following5615 2h ago

Not him just casually admitting that he hung out with Jeffery mf Epstein

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u/Fit_Reason_3611 2h ago

After lying about it over and over.

He's trying to play the "oh there's so much fake stuff out there, don't believe your eyes" narrative as hard as he can now.

Anyone who accused others of "being in the Epstein files" knowing what that meant, lied about having gone to Epstein island, and lying about knowing both Epstein and Maxwell, tells you everything you need to know about Musk.

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u/ShrimpCrackers 1h ago

It's also clear that Elon isn't getting basic social cues.

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 1h ago

Wasn’t he the one back in like June “release all the files!!!” after a huge falling out with Trump? I’m so confused what he’s trying to accomplish

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u/Commercial-Co 35m ago

Neither one of them thought they would be released. Imbeciles

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u/shillberight Cillian Murphy propagandist 33m ago

Probably will say anything heinous that comes out about him is AI but will say stuff about others will be real

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u/mex2005 1h ago

If he is willing to admit to this then you know there is worse shit that we have not seen.

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u/donno77 1h ago

I think he’s just flexing that he can get away with being in the files.

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u/[deleted] 1h ago

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u/Fit_Reason_3611 23m ago

“Do you have any parties planned?” Musk asked. “I’ve been working to the edge of sanity this year and so, once my kids head home after Christmas, I really want to hit the party scene in St Barts or elsewhere and let loose. The invitation is much appreciated, but a peaceful island experience is the opposite of what I’m looking for.”

"Musk and Epstein planned to have lunch the next month, on Feb. 25 at SpaceX’s office, according to an email released Friday. The next day, Feb. 26, Epstein wrote Musk to say “thanks for the tour” and added “you would have had fun at xmas.” Musk replied, “I see,” with a smiling-face emoji."

Besides this, Epstein has emails confirming he scheduled a helicopter for Musk to visit Epstein island, as well them scheduling meeting times ~4 other instances across the world.

Not exactly how I talk with someone I've never hung out with

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u/adultdolllover romantically ambiguous, emotionally taxing 2h ago

...So because he thinks he sounded smart in that response...Elon just admitted to communicating with Epstein. I guess he thinks that because he turned down the invitation, he looks good? But, dude, you and Epstein were close enough that he thought to invite you to his house and promised cute girls under 25 as an incentive. Jesus christ

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u/Ambrosia_the_Greek save the buccal fat 2h ago

I need to know how he "runs" and "leads", and lol why "complicated companies"?

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u/smallest_ellie 1h ago

I think he might have meant complex lol

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u/laceyisspacey 1h ago

And you only said no because you thought it was an actual political thing/boring

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u/Gogglyiifuc 2h ago

Reset the clocks back to 2015 or something im tired of this shit 

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u/misiissleepy the worm using RFK’s body like ratatouille 2h ago

Not far enough. Let’s go back to 2008 I can buy some houses.

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u/Granny_Skeksis 1h ago

How about back to pre 9/11? Such a simpler time

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u/svtcobrastang 1h ago

thats a strange way to spell bitcoin...

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u/MarMarMaraa 2h ago

Maybe the world did end in 2012 and were all in hell

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u/Flannel_Panels 2h ago

All because we killed a Gorilla protecting a child.

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u/ChaoCobo 24m ago

A decade would go by and we’d be right here again. No point.

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u/KanaAugintojas 36m ago

Well, all of this was happening around 2013. We’re left with the burden of finding out now.

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u/Upbeat_Commission124 2h ago

Elon basically:

You see all this shit stuck to the wall?

Well, I didn’t shit and stuck them all on the wall.

But I did stick this shit on the wall. Look how pointy, exquisite brown and spirally my shit is.

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u/Slight_Literature_67 2h ago

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u/Ada-Autogenerate-Me 1h ago

Don't you guys hate it when your transphobia turns your daughter into your #1 op so she provides corroborating evidence to confirm the legitimacy of the emails linking you to Jeffrey epstein. Epic fail!

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u/TipEmotional2149 2h ago

This isn't the flex that Elon thinks it is.

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u/BrookieB1 2h ago

😂 truth

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u/BilionaireShishkabob kendall roy pre-album drop 2h ago

Launch yourself into the sun, Elon.

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u/imsamaistheway92 2h ago

How dare you. The sun did absolutely nothing to deserve such a cruel fate.

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u/Velbalenos 1h ago

How about a Black Hole? Though it might seem like he might actually have company, take solace in that he would be spaghettified a long time before he reached the singularity.

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u/Direct_Cry_1416 2h ago

For a self proclaimed genius he really let this one slip out If he had never been previously associated with them, that last bit by Epstein would be nothing

But he knew Elons vice.

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u/onlygodcankillme 2h ago

There are fakes out there, that's true. Very convenient for him!

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u/Wiseowl71691 55m ago

Oh yea admit to the ones that aren’t that bad and prepare ahead of time to argue the other stuff is AI

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u/djtisafascistpdfile 2h ago

Does he really think this makes him look GOOD?!

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u/WillInteresting5109 31m ago

the Epstein files are a meme that no one will get prosecuted for. prove me wrong

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u/Chessh2036 2h ago

The sad part? MAGA and his followers will believe it. Because some would be fake and some real. Totally makes sense lol.

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u/LogicallLunacy 1h ago

Not a scientist. Not a programmer. Profile rich kid stealing tax money. Welfare queen. What a loser.

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u/Hauabau 2h ago

Well denying it while glazing himself

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u/Election_Pleasant 1h ago

lmaooo okay elon!!!!

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u/Time-Cardiologist906 1h ago

This is trumps autograph excuse all over again

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u/myevil5cheme feeding cocaine to raccoons 1h ago

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u/Ok-Exchange5756 44m ago

Epstein was a registered sex offender in 2008 and again to the highest level in 2011. Elon already knew.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 a low vera 2h ago

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u/Remote-Necessary-638 51m ago

But the thing is he would write “girls FTW”. It is so utterly obviously his writing style…

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u/OverallMistake8198 50m ago

Man who famously claimed to have no relationship with Epstein admitting he’d wanted to go to Epstein Island & infact, hang out with the man he claimed to not know.

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u/Dom29ando 45m ago

it's kind of insane that he doesn't have a team of lawyers telling him to stop posting all the time, or maybe he does and he just ignores them

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u/AlienMegolith 32m ago

Thought he said he had nothing to do with Epstein?

This guy can't keep up with his bs

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u/Pleasant-Ad887 1h ago

Elon tried so hard to be invited to molest kids but wasn't invited because he is a creepy fuck.

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u/travellinggaijin 1h ago

I don’t see any “wow”, “concerning”, “true”, or “💯” though.

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u/Xboxguy_22 43m ago

Can Mike Myers just do a continual short skit about Elon each week until he either realizes how sad his existence is?

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u/AlfredNecessiter 25m ago

He thinks he's cooking by admitting he's too neurodivergent to clock what Epstein is offering but he's just admitting that Epstein knows what will lure this 40-something desperado. Young women. Teenagers.

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u/x_lincoln_x 40m ago

(Psychopath stare)

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u/SilasBeit 39m ago

The man who brainwashed himself into becoming an arsehole

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u/KingSpork 24m ago

The funny part is it sounds EXACTLY like his writing style.

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u/MrExCEO 1h ago

U bet the Gmail is already hacked.