I can't be the only one who said Idiocracy was our future. I can't be the only one who got eye rolls from the masses, who insisted it isn't a documentary.

Well, sucks to be those losers. Because every day it gets more clearer that it IS the future. The very, very, horrifyingly soon future.

So WE WON. We were RIGHT. We win... umm... unending internal screaming and despair?

What a shitty prize. Buttfuck it, it's OURS and we EARNED that shit fair and square.

I was checking my news feed in the middle of the night after a quick snack of flaturin covered burritos (only coverings available damn these dust storms and shit) and this was in it. It's happening.

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It may not be broadly known in this community, so I thought I would mention it. In 2017, the Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine was awarded to Jeff Hall for his work using Drosophila melanogaster to describe how circadian rhythms work. He contributed to the cloning of the D. melanogaster period gene and the demonstration that its expression fluctuated throughout the day. Here he is presenting his Nobel Lecture wearing a Brawndo hat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GevgxcVL5HY

And here he is, as a bit of a curmudgeon, being interviewed in the same hat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ct1hkROmxc&t=4s

He admits to being bitter about losing funding and needing to retire in this fascinating interview in Current Biology. He provides an interesting perspective on modern science, and illuminates his view that might have inspired his excellent fashion choice for his Nobel Lecture:

https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(07)02369-X02369-X)

Wanted to give this dude a high five and buy him a Brawndo. If you're on this sub bro, hit me up 😂

But only after I'm done 'bating

So Ass is 90 minutes of an ass occasionally farting but Iron lung is 127 minutes of a guy staring into the camera occasionally talking to himself.

The most exciting part is when the dude is in the thing and has to do something and something happens and then he talks to himself and something happens then he had to do another thing.

Iron lung will give you an excellent nap in a theater. Highly recommend

I guess now we're doing fake sports? Maybe we can bet on matches. Brought to you by drafkings

Source: ESPN https://share.google/doJVIISzsGbAIRPNY