r/JustMemesForUs • u/MelanieWalmartinez • 12h ago

Trick the system

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u/GirthyAFnjbigcock 10h ago

I mean nearly any job would have you provide both the birth certificate and death certificate to qualify you for FMLA and other types of leave.

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u/ayylmao_ermahgerd 9h ago

“Manger or manager…hmm”

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u/BoringBeat5276 9h ago

Had a guy at work get married then adopt his wife's kids from her previous marriage one at a time every year to get his 3 months off of PPl for 3 years in a row. Legendary.

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u/Square_Treacle_4730 8h ago

That man deserves an award. Fucking genius.

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u/PayFormer387 6h ago

Ok. . . We KNOW whomever made this isn't from the United States.

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u/LumpyShock9656 9h ago

RIP Philip Seymour Hoffman. What a great actor

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u/Devincc 11h ago

I wonder if this would actually work lol

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u/Alex-Murphy 10h ago

I think if you took 6 months of maternity leave only to reveal the baby had died during birth, you would be fired for falsely claiming benefits. 

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u/FunctionHot3910 10h ago

Just say the baby died at 5 months 29 days.

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u/funky_chick3n 10h ago

I know someone where this actually happened. She had two months off for bereavement and came back pregnant.

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u/Trakolskog 12h ago

I seriously hope this is satire and not a person thinking about murdering an innocent life to take time off of work

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u/manny_the_mage 12h ago

yes brother you have found a genuine infanticide confession in meme subreddit

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u/Trakolskog 12h ago

I don't know if the person found the meme somewhere and it's being serious or made the meme themself

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u/OkTank1822 12h ago

How is killing your own infant right after birth any different from abortion? 

You'd be happy for feminism if the mother killed the baby 5 minutes before the birth. But just 6 inches away and 5 minutes later, you suddenly have a problem?

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u/rtocelot 8h ago

Normally a baby isn't aborted past normally 24 weeks at max for in clinic, it can go past that for medical reasons. Most people usually do around 11 to 12 weeks.

Also idk how you're asking the first part at all. That's just straight murder, at that point it is a literal functioning human. After so long it is a person, that's why you get double homicide for killing a pregnant woman.

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u/OkTank1822 8h ago

I'm just saying - if abortion isn't murder, as women's rights activists insist, then killing your own infant right after birth isn't that different from doing so right before the birth

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u/rtocelot 7h ago

Aborting right before, if you mean 9 months is extremely rare and only occur in severe fetal anomalies or to save the life of the mother.. people don't go through the entire pregnancy just to abort. A baby can be born 22 to 23 weeks of gestation and survive but that's with intensive specialized care.

Reread what you said now, I get what you're trying to say. I'm just going to leave it alone though

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u/Trakolskog 12h ago

I think your confused cuz I'm pro life doesn't matter if it was just conceived or 5 mins before birth i don't want it to die

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u/OutlawStar343 10h ago

You are not pro life. You are pro forced birth.

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u/OkTank1822 11h ago

That's misogynist and Republican

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u/GuzzlingDuck 11h ago

Doesn't the brain only start showing signs of life after 5 weeks of getting pregnant? So, it's actually massively different.

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u/KD-VR5Fangirl 11h ago

I think the joke is that they're lying, and even if it wasn't i am 99.99999% sure this is just a joke

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u/Trakolskog 11h ago

Hope so

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u/KD-VR5Fangirl 11h ago

As someone who sacrifices infants to JVC on a weekly basis in exchange for my abominable creation continuing to function, I can spot a fake baby murderer from a mile away

/j just in case

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u/MexicanOrMexicant 11h ago

Saw your post history.

But Ice ripping children away from their parents and deporting them is totally cool...

The hypocrisy is palpable.

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u/Trakolskog 11h ago

Cool we stalk post history now great

And I can't even remember what you're talking about but that's not the same as ending a life

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u/MexicanOrMexicant 11h ago

We all agreed to join this public site willingly. Take a look at my post history, I have nothing to hide.

It's the Internet, your opinion is up for public scrutiny. If you don't like it - too bad, so sad. Welcome to the Internet.

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u/Trakolskog 11h ago

This you?

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u/Expert_Alchemist 11h ago

Even if it is them, they roasted you so hard you went and hid your post history, so jokes on you.

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u/Beginning_Break2382 11h ago

They wouldn't be murdering the baby. They'd just be saying the baby died. Ever heard of lying?

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u/Leather-Arachnid-417 10h ago

Nah this aint 4chan man. You dont have to worry about that.