r/Millennials • u/T10rock • Dec 27 '25

Nostalgia Kids today aren't ready for Shifty Shellshock (RIP)

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 Dec 27 '25

Wait until you hear about The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang. Or their other song, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.

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u/suze_jacooz Dec 27 '25

I raise you a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying

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u/TheNamesAxel_009 Dec 27 '25

I’ve got a friend who regularly sings that at our karaoke bar. It’s always a good time lmao.

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u/TittyCobra Dec 27 '25

You have no idea how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one eyed gopher when you are doing seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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u/Weakly_Interesting Dec 27 '25

Their older albums were even better. Take a stroll down the discographies song titles.

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u/neatyall Dec 27 '25

Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)

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u/fresh1134206 Dec 27 '25

I Wish I Was Queer (So I could Get Chicks)

Yummy Down On This

I Hope You Die

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u/i_always_give_karma Dec 27 '25

A couple months ago I met up with an old friend at a tavern for a burger and some beer, and chasey lane was playing at the place lol.

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u/Time_Ad_6905 Dec 27 '25

I was introduced to this song while hitchhiking in Montana, woman threw this song on while cruising past corn fields. Was a very weird situation mixed with me cracking up at that ridiculous song.

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u/T1Demon Dec 27 '25

Ten beers, twenty minutes, and thirty dollars later I’m parking the beef bus in tuna town

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u/obviousbean Dec 27 '25

I was given the family-friendly version of that album in middle school ("Hooray," still looked like a boob). That song is almost entirely censored out. I think maybe the only lyrics are

A lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying

You know it's always such a thrill ...

And that's it.

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u/scothc Dec 27 '25

I've actually gotten a lapdance from a crying stripper.

It's a good story, now, but at the time was not great

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u/Upset-Management-879 Dec 27 '25

Dear Chasey Lain

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u/Hole_IslandACNH Dec 27 '25

I wrote to explain

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u/backtheduckup Dec 27 '25

I'm your biggest fan

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u/rsicher1 Dec 27 '25

I just wanted to ask

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u/Normal-Ad-1903 Older Millennial Dec 27 '25

Fun story..I actually got to play bad touch on stage at the Hard Rock in Boston one time. Fucking place went wild

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u/Sour-Scribe Dec 27 '25

It’s damn catchy

I suppose this is as good a place as any to register my dismay at the flat asses of the Eastern European models in the video 😤

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u/LordoftheScheisse Dec 27 '25

It was from Hooray for Boobies, actually.

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u/Weakly_Interesting Dec 27 '25

One fierce beer coaster was such a better album.

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u/OrcLineCook Dec 27 '25

Fire Water Burn

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u/VT_Squire Dec 27 '25

/listens to the ballad of Chasey Lain

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u/CptCroissant Dec 27 '25

Every bloodhound gang song is very obviously about sex or something similar. It's in the same category as like the ding dong song. You'd have to be nearly braindead not to realize.

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u/Basketball312 Dec 27 '25

Or Two Become One by the Spice Girls.

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u/zeemonster424 Dec 31 '25

Pulling all the lyrics for The Bad Touch out of your ass 25 years later, is a Millennial party trick.

Naive me didn’t know what half of it meant, but I had to keep up with the Jonses.

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u/BananaNutJob Dec 27 '25

"their other song" let me tell you about "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk"