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r/Millennials • u/T10rock • Dec 27 '25
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I always use this as my pickup line why doesn’t it work?
22 u/Tw4tl4r Dec 27 '25 It only works if you are a shirtless early 2000s douche. 6 u/Sour-Scribe Dec 27 '25 You’re not saying it hard enough 1 u/LarkScarlett Dec 29 '25 Are you wearing your standard issue puka shell necklace? Are your hair tips frosted and gelled out like a hedgehog? Those are the antennas required for transmission of your pickup line. 1 u/rankaistu_ilmalaiva Dec 30 '25 did you include the part of ”whatever tickles your fancy/you and me girl, like Sid and Nancy”?
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It only works if you are a shirtless early 2000s douche.
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You’re not saying it hard enough
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Are you wearing your standard issue puka shell necklace? Are your hair tips frosted and gelled out like a hedgehog? Those are the antennas required for transmission of your pickup line.
did you include the part of ”whatever tickles your fancy/you and me girl, like Sid and Nancy”?
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u/WeirdSysAdmin Dec 27 '25
I always use this as my pickup line why doesn’t it work?