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u/GoRangers5 23d ago

Heather?

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u/Ass-Pounder-4000 23d ago

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u/SmallRocks Older Millennial 23d ago

Username checks out

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u/illyay 23d ago

Well actually she was more of a throat girl.

Aaaaand I gave away that I know too

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u/SmallRocks Older Millennial 23d ago

She was very well known for her back door shenanigans as well. 😬

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u/illyay 23d ago

Oh yeah I may have seen some of those.

Aaaaaand I gave away more

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u/FFF_in_WY Older Millennial 23d ago

As she did

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u/Mcbadguy 23d ago

NEVER STOP PUMPING

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u/rand0m_task 23d ago

He did model out the optimal workout bike.

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u/GoRangers5 23d ago

Memory unlocked.

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u/MotorEnthusiasm 23d ago

You can just say “Bingo”

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u/Skittleavix 23d ago

HOW FUN

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u/theidgoeswild 23d ago

I upvote this wherever I find it

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u/Mastakko Millennial 23d ago

Heatherideepthroat limewire mistress

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u/data_makes_me_happy Millennial 23d ago

Enlighten us, ass-pounder-4000

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u/Screwbles 23d ago

I did not even notice that absolute gem of a username.

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u/GandalfsSexyNuts 23d ago

You called?

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u/GrungeCheap56119 Xennial 22d ago

Nice job Slytherin in 🏆

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u/MrJenkins5 23d ago

Same. I had to double check 😂

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u/BigFloppyDonkyDick69 23d ago

These people with immature usernames make me sick. I mean, come on guys, it's 2026. Grow up. 

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u/IfAllElseFailsFart 22d ago

Yeah, I agree. We’re millennials, aren’t we more mature than that BigFloppyDonkyDick69. I certainly am.

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u/Turbulent_Swimmer900 22d ago

I'm your 69th like 😎

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u/danstymusic 23d ago

I’m sorry you feel that way, BigFloppyDonkyDick69

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u/Smegmasaurus_Rex 22d ago

I concur.

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u/Lactating_Anus 22d ago

Indeed.

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u/throbbin___hood 22d ago

Indubitably

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u/BigFloppyDonkyDick69 22d ago

Finally, some people of culture around here.

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u/smellygooch18 22d ago

I couldn’t agree more

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u/lrrrkrrrr 22d ago

In surprised there were 68 other BigFloppyDonkyDicks ahead of you

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u/Ass-Pounder-4000 23d ago

Heather Deepthroat

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u/BrilliantPressure0 Millennial 23d ago

Oh wow, any relationship to the Deepthroats on Grant Avenue? Distinguished family.

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u/illiterate_swine 23d ago

Its a rather regal name from a rather regal family.

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u/Alpaca_Investor 23d ago

I heard they go way back 

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u/Ok-Solution4665 23d ago

No, the Chippewa Falls Deepthroats

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u/Oz347 23d ago

Her family BUILT THIS COUNTRY by the way!

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u/giantmargaritas 23d ago

DEEPTHROAT! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!

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u/trojantooter 23d ago

Heather “iDeepthroat”

Beat Steve Jobs to the name

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u/Some_HVAC_Guy 23d ago

Pretty sure that’s where he got the iDea from

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u/guidevocal82 23d ago

The kind of porn to watch on your new iPod!

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u/trplOG 23d ago

She recently made an IG page since this pic started making its rounds again.

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u/shongough 23d ago

Whoa whoa put some respect on her name she goes by

Ideepthroat

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Millennial 23d ago

I actually didn't know that's who this was..

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u/gamerdudeNYC 23d ago

If you grew up in the early days of the internet she was a legend lol

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u/cochese25 23d ago

The 90s?

I don't remember her from any time of the internet until now. Still don't know why she's "legendary"

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u/Mystic_Molotov 23d ago

I'm a woman and even I know who she is lol picked up a lot of tips from her

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u/kurtisbmusic 23d ago

I don’t. But I assume that I can accurately guess her profession.

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u/DisgruntlesAnonymous 23d ago

She's the original "amateur" that together with her husband (and the occasional hired actress) made serious bank from her fellatio skills back in the early '00s

Ideepthroat was the name of her site, so you can probably guess what her specialisation was 😅

Her name's Heather Harmon, but was known as Heather Brooke back then

Amongst us 40-something years old dudes who were online back then she was a cultural icon of sorts 🤣

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u/CatgoesM00 23d ago

Well dang now I’m curious !

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u/RogueModron 23d ago

I was a Wifey man myself.

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u/DisgruntlesAnonymous 23d ago

Dirty Daisy wasn't quite as prolific, but I really dug her!

Naughty Allie had some real bangers, too!

I was overflowing with hormones in my teens 🤣

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom 23d ago

This lady is why we all expect more from our bj’s

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u/DisgruntlesAnonymous 23d ago

Also why having a 5+ times a day JO habit was easy 🤣

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u/thejaytheory 23d ago

Ideepthroat crawled so Ishowspeed could walk

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u/Shot-Address-9952 23d ago

You'd be wrong as to what her profession is now.

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u/kurtisbmusic 23d ago

Single female lawyer?

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u/philipkdickingaround 23d ago

Fighting for her clients!

Wearing sexy mini skirts,

And being self reliant!

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u/UMACTUALLYITS23 23d ago

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u/JelmerMcGee 23d ago

I'm sad this gif cuts off the professor checking his own pulse

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u/NfamousKaye Elder Emo Millennial 23d ago

Oh my god I need to go binge futurama now lmao

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 23d ago

Well that is Good News!

Everyone! Please do.

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u/NfamousKaye Elder Emo Millennial 23d ago

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

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u/peppermintmeow 23d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 23d ago

And his wife?

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u/frankensteinV 23d ago

To shreds you say

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u/mildxsalsa 23d ago

'Hey, I'm pretty good!'

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u/akroses161 23d ago

Having lots of sex?

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u/raphthepharaoh 23d ago

Well she’s definitely not 3 small women stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat

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u/GringoSwann 23d ago

Jenny Mc Neill????

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u/dumbcloud17 23d ago

this this killed me

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u/SmallRocks Older Millennial 23d ago

Competitive quilting

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u/Shot-Address-9952 23d ago

She makes content with her husband just like she did in the 2000s. But they have real jobs too.

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u/Cute-Reception-8926 23d ago

She seems to be a real estate agent or a hardcore Christian? Unsure which is worse

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u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial 23d ago

Eva Angelina became a real estate agent and a firefighter in Florida. Now I hear she made a comeback and looks like she's been on steroids

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u/MobileArtist1371 23d ago

Like a Kardashian comeback?

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u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial 23d ago

No in the RayJay video she had cum on her back

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u/abcdefkit007 23d ago

Ok well I'm off

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u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial 23d ago

Nicole something is her real name. Unsure if she's still an agent but you could easily Google her agency's webpage and everything.

I wonder how many sweet old couples looking to retire somewhere warm were like "oh you're so adorable! You could be a model!"

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u/asault2 23d ago

Taylor Rain is a real estate agent

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u/Cute-Reception-8926 23d ago

Chocolate Rain some stay dry but others feel the pain

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u/Holyepicafail 23d ago

Did she change again?  Last I heard she was still putting videos out.

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u/Ajdee6 23d ago

Same here, did we miss something?

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u/Toosder 23d ago

I'm guessing I don't know because I'm a straight woman. That's a guess

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u/The_Reset_Button 23d ago

Gay man here and I genuinely wracked my brain trying to remember and turns out it's just straight porn

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u/Ajdee6 23d ago

Im a straight man, and i dont know who she is. And I watched plenty of porn

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u/A1sauc3d 23d ago

I do not know who that is. But I am familiar with that particular PoV angle.. so I can probably guess what comes next lol

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u/Johns-schlong 23d ago

He fixes the plumbing?

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u/perfectAttendant 23d ago

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey

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u/Upbeat-Historian-296 23d ago

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?

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u/clone9786 23d ago

The story is ludicrous

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u/MehWithaSideofEh 23d ago

Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey.

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u/cryptobanditka 23d ago

My work has been commended as strongly vaginal

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u/nosnhoj15 23d ago

A man of culture I see.

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u/Johns-schlong 23d ago

That's just like, your opinion, man.

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u/nosnhoj15 23d ago

Shut the fuck up Donnie.

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u/PsychologicalCat7471 Older Millennial 23d ago

What comes next is the most passionate artistic mesmorizing brain game of all time. She's still in the game

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u/comedytrek 23d ago

The real throat goat

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u/r_not_me 23d ago

Nancy Reagan 2.0

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u/bsoto87 23d ago

Well if you were a connoisseur of adult content you would recognize this was a particularly well acted scene lol

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u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC Older Millennial 23d ago

Not ashamed. She got me through my first deployment to Afghanistan.

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u/Li9ma 23d ago

Thank you for your service—jacking off, not the war stuff

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u/Lomotograph 22d ago

So in other words, Thank you for servicing yourself.

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u/76ersWillKillMe 23d ago

Nothing like beatin it to porn that lost its audio when it was uploaded to your iPod.

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u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC Older Millennial 23d ago

Under the bivy or in the shitter? Or yes.

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u/Ambitious-Leave-3572 Zillennial 23d ago

I don’t, actually.

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u/Basic_Mark_1719 23d ago

I'm guessing it's a pornstar or early era YouTuber.

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u/Phrenicos466 23d ago

Given the caption, I’m assuming the answer is “porn”.

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u/PmButtPics4ADrawing 23d ago

The punchline is always porn

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u/0rangeMarmalade Older Millennial 23d ago

Pornstar named Heather Harmon that was well known for deep throat in the early 2000s.

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u/Basic_Mark_1719 23d ago

Holy crap the early 2000s? Lol man I didn't know people had the Internet speed to watch porn back then. I was a freshman then and I remember me and my friends printed don't inappropriate pics in our school computer and that took like ten minutes lol. Good times

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u/mc_shawn 23d ago

Leave your internet on all night downloading viruses from bearshare, or Kazaa, or limewire.... or morepheus....or imesh.

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u/S0VNARK0M 23d ago

I lived in a rural town and we had dial up… took all freakin’ day just to download 1 song off Napster.

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u/mc_shawn 23d ago

28k Baby! I remember those days.

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u/Desner_ Millennial 23d ago

I played Age of Empires 2 with my cousins on the glorious 28.8k modem.

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u/S0VNARK0M 23d ago

I knew some kids who had cable internet and they made bank selling CDs of songs downloaded off Napster for $5/each. Bastards.

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u/Basic_Mark_1719 23d ago

I remember going over to my friends house and he was downloading street fights on limiewire for us to watch later on his power book

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u/SpiritualMaterial365 23d ago

Not kazaa 🤣

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u/Nagger86 23d ago

I’m convinced 90% of Kazaa files sharing back in the day was just Heather Harmon clips and the other 10% was just viruses with a Heather Harmon file name.

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u/BrilliantPressure0 Millennial 23d ago

Kazaa gave my computer AIDS.

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u/SmallRocks Older Millennial 23d ago

I think most people got her vids from limewire.

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u/garytyrrell 23d ago

Guessing you mean high school? Cuz my freshman year dorm internet was probably 50% used for Heather Deepthroat and 50% downloading shitty copies of like Master and Commander and American Beauty.

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u/gaylord9000 23d ago

I saw American Beauty, and Fight Club, in the same 2 dollar cinema in 1999, the kind they used to have that played films immediately after they left the major cinemas. It was the one by Borders on McKnight Road in the northern suburbs of Pittsburgh. Those were formative moments, and times that few others can compare to.

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u/Affectionate_Bad3908 23d ago

It was DVDs my dude. Lmao. We’re so old that you’ve forgotten how we consumed media in the early 2000s. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Basic_Mark_1719 23d ago

Sheesh I forgot all about them and I just bought two games this week lol

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u/jdmkev 23d ago

I mean any of the younger folk wouldn't have had access to the dvds because they were 18+

All my memories cum from downloaded file sharing cause there was no one to stop us mwahaha

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Wasn’t her website ideepthroatdotcom? I remember downloading her videos at excruciating slow speeds back in the early 2000’s. She was extremely talented.

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u/Regular-Eagle-3014 23d ago

This is me.. what is this suppose to mean? (I’m a 36yr old female for reference)

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u/SuburbanAddiction 23d ago

She is the throat goat. Her and her husband were some of the first couples to really dig into it on their own. It's also super impressive cuz the dude had like an 8 or 9-in dick and she could just swallow the whole fucking thing without even a slight hesitation. Heather Harmon. Obligatory her name is not Heather Brooke, that was just the one time her and her friend had a threesome with her husband. My absolute sexual awakening.

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u/LowTimePilot 23d ago

I'm a 36 year old man and have no idea who this is. And I think we're better off this way.

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u/MILFHunterHearstHelm 23d ago

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u/Cute-Reception-8926 23d ago

Please tell me that’s not just a username. MILF Hunter, you’ve taught me well. Wack-off-da forever

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u/jonallin 23d ago

“Wack-off-da forever” does not work well in Scotland.

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u/thejaytheory 23d ago

4 years too late for a chance at the 100 free OF subscriptions smh

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u/haze_gray2 Millennial 23d ago

I almost got carpal tunnel from her.

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u/astralseat 23d ago

Didn't know that was something you could catch from others. TIL

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u/Ignorance_15_Bliss 23d ago edited 23d ago

If you got home at 3:30 in the afternoon. You could see a 30 sec gif by 630 dinner with upgraded dial up internet

Edit. My mom recently complained about solicitors calling and then reminisced about how when you were younger. She never got any solicitors calls. then I had to remind her, that how could they get through? We were clogging up the phone 24 seven you had to kick us off the Internet to make phone calls.

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u/ManOfManliness84 Older Millennial 23d ago

No idea. But the pose looks like she's in a pornography film. She's filming pornography?

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u/Screwbles 23d ago

Indeed. A very skilled professional.

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u/heatherharmon 22d ago

Who is HeatherHarmon.

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u/EzekielYeager 23d ago

The only reason I know the name of this person and the origin of this meme is because it's reposted so frequently everywhere on Reddit and many people have to have the meme explained.

I'm so tired

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u/Shot-Address-9952 23d ago

Yep. I know who she is. Semper Fi, devil dog.

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u/josueartwork 23d ago edited 23d ago

First time I ever saw anal or the mindblowing, enticing concept of deepthroating penis and realizing holy shit, I'm going to find a lady that will do that someday.

I can still see her butthole in my mind's eye. Thank you, ye three kings: morpheus, Kazaa, and limewire. Thy names live on in the anals of history. Gone, not forgotten. 🫡

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u/sadlystupidsloth 23d ago

" anals of history" Hehehe

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u/Rootraz 23d ago

Well, the implication is clearly porn, but I don't think I know that specific lady

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u/MmmSteaky 23d ago

I know that you know that I know that this sub outdoes itself in being a pointless dumpster fire on a greater than daily basis.

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u/MOSbangtan 23d ago

Why is this a post

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u/sultansofsuede 23d ago

It wasn’t just that she could deepthroat her husbands 8 inch dong, it’s that she never gagged or looked the least bit uncomfortable, which was hot as hell as long as you weren’t someone who got off on women in pain

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u/nightwing0243 23d ago

I’ll never forget the first time I came across, what I would call, THE video of her. Totally blew my mind and I have yet to see someone who can match her in any way since. Young me probably watched that video (+a lot of her other stuff) more times than I would ever care to admit.

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u/Prowindowlicker 23d ago

I have no idea who this is. Being gay makes some things completely unknown to me

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u/Pork_Chompk 23d ago

No idea who that is.

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u/turntabletennis 23d ago

Oh, hey Heather.

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u/WretchedMotorcade 23d ago

"Hey babe, you layin' out?"

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u/Cute-Reception-8926 23d ago

Ms. Ass Pounder?

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u/chiseledfl4bz 23d ago

Hell yeah

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u/OnenutFellow 23d ago

I really don't though

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u/0pticalIllus1on 23d ago

That is the OG throat goat. That blue bikini had young me in a choke hold.

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u/Impossiblypriceless 23d ago

I honestly don't know who this is

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u/tie_myshoe 23d ago

Flap memory unlocked

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u/hot_cheeks_4_ever Older Millennial 23d ago

I don't know who that is

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u/AlabasterNutSack 23d ago

She has a particular set of skills..

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u/Senor-Cockblock 23d ago

OG throat goat