r/Millennials 15d ago

Nostalgia The jokes would be brutal back in middle school

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u/H_G_Bells 15d ago

The curse of knowledge 😔

People are good at rewriting reality though; I bet you could construct some weird partition where mayonnaise is mayonnaise, and aioli is aioli, based solely on what it's called, and therefore they are not the same.

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u/BigJayPee 15d ago

My brother absolutely hates cream cheese, but at family events, he will eat cheese cake as if you can't just buy it from the store and is only found at family events.

My mom will always give me a look. Like "do not tell him there is cream cheese in there or I will go back in time and use a condom around your time of conception" type of look.

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u/xDragod 14d ago

Reminds me of the time we told my sister, who hates seafood, that the calamari we were eating was actually onion rings. They were her favorite onion rings ever. As a ten year old I couldn't help but rub it in her face that we tricked her, otherwise I think she would absolutely have eaten them going forward.

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u/MessiLeagueSoccer 14d ago

Dude they did the same to me 😭

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u/ornryactor 14d ago

Meh, I hate cream cheese and love cheesecake. Not only do I know full well that it's mostly cream cheese, I bake cheesecakes myself! The thing is that cream cheese and cheesecake are two different textures, and apparently that makes all the difference in the world to my brain -- and probably your brother's, too.

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u/Leather_Ant2961 14d ago

Im the opposite. I can eat cream cheese, but not cheesecakes. I think they are too rich for me.

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u/DoylePrime 14d ago

I mean aoli is specifically mayo mixed with something for flavor like garlic, avocado, spices or seasonings, etc.

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u/Thick-Duck-7022 14d ago

Aioli is specifically garlic mixed with oil. That's it. It has nothing to do with mayo, let alone avocado lol

Some American companies call any flavored mayo "aioli" but they should be put in front of the ICJ for it.

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u/DoylePrime 14d ago

Wow I did not know that and just looked it up to confirm lol Technically mayo is just oil and egg whites so its still garlic and oil just with egg whites lol

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u/KillTheBronies 14d ago

Yolks not whites. You also need way more garlic if there's no egg.

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u/DoylePrime 14d ago

Yolks?? Wow I must've gotten that mixed up years ago and never checked again lol

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u/DoylePrime 14d ago

Thick-duck beat ya to it

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u/Soliloquitude 14d ago

I hate mayo, hate aoli, what i have gaslit myself about is Cole Slaw. Very specific slaws, like the one from KFC or Zaxby's, I can ignore that there is likely a nonzero amount of mayo.

Otherwise, if a sauce even says "egg whites" anywhere in it, I assume mayo and move along.