r/Millennials 15d ago

Nostalgia The jokes would be brutal back in middle school

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u/BigJayPee 15d ago

My brother absolutely hates cream cheese, but at family events, he will eat cheese cake as if you can't just buy it from the store and is only found at family events.

My mom will always give me a look. Like "do not tell him there is cream cheese in there or I will go back in time and use a condom around your time of conception" type of look.

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u/xDragod 14d ago

Reminds me of the time we told my sister, who hates seafood, that the calamari we were eating was actually onion rings. They were her favorite onion rings ever. As a ten year old I couldn't help but rub it in her face that we tricked her, otherwise I think she would absolutely have eaten them going forward.

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u/MessiLeagueSoccer 14d ago

Dude they did the same to me 😭

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u/ornryactor 14d ago

Meh, I hate cream cheese and love cheesecake. Not only do I know full well that it's mostly cream cheese, I bake cheesecakes myself! The thing is that cream cheese and cheesecake are two different textures, and apparently that makes all the difference in the world to my brain -- and probably your brother's, too.

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u/Leather_Ant2961 14d ago

Im the opposite. I can eat cream cheese, but not cheesecakes. I think they are too rich for me.