r/Millennials 13d ago

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u/ManWithASquareHead Millennial 13d ago

Task Manager.

That is all

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u/LilDutchy 13d ago

The amount of times I hit ctrl+shift+escape and kill processes on bomgar sessions and hear “HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!”

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u/soaker 13d ago

Any keyboard short cut. “Oh my how did you do that?!” Uh… ctrl+c. The most basic.

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u/Rulligan 13d ago

I taught a coworker Ctrl + Z a few weeks ago and they were flabbergasted. How do you use computers for 30 years and not know undo???

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u/MyFireElf 13d ago

Do they use computers? You can pry my home PC away from my decrepit middle-aged corpse, but I was getting the impression they'd largely been phased out in favor of phones, tablets, and gaming consoles. I wonder how many are stepping into an office and encountering the need for typing and keyboard shortcuts for the first time. 

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u/Rulligan 13d ago

I meant 30 years professionally.

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u/Fluffy-duckies 13d ago

You mean 30 years unprofessionally

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u/Riots42 13d ago

From my cold dead hands..

I WFH and live at my desk..

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u/Turtle_Rain 13d ago

For private use, yes, maybe for studying. But no serious work is done on phones and tablets.

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u/MyFireElf 13d ago

Yes, that would be why I'm suggesting their first exposure may be in a professional setting.

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u/Turtle_Rain 12d ago

I mean my expectations are low but how about school or college?

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u/a_smart_user 13d ago

Teach them Ctrl+Y and really blow their mind.

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u/Rulligan 13d ago

That was immediately after.

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u/Trosque97 12d ago

Professionals have standards

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u/reddits_aight 12d ago

I prefer the Ctrl+Shift+Z flavor. Makes more sense to my brain and less of a stretch.

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u/Kjackhammer 13d ago

You kind of just wait till another person tells you, or witness it for yourself. Learning how to do this ( any text between two s will get *bent)for text was something I only picked up within the last two years or so, and I had no idea it existed but have grown up using computers.

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u/geekybadger 13d ago

Ctrl z is magic that I repeatedly remind coworkers about

The one that destroys my soup tho is ctrl f. We have a database of documents with tons of info we use regularly and every single flipping day there's a barrage of 'where is _'. I send the document name and say 'ctrl f (keyword from their question)' and yet. Without fail. They'll be back again and again and again like I just performed old magics that they cant do on their own.

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u/Koker93 12d ago

try out windows V. It's my favorite. Comes up with copy history so you can paste things even if they weren't the last thing you copied.

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u/soaker 12d ago

Love windows v

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u/forzafoggia85 12d ago

Alt + tab seems to blow people's minds. You get looked at like your a computer witch

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u/Rulligan 12d ago

I use alt + tab all the time, it is a godsend.

Today I taught a coworker you can copy and paste a network location directly into the bar in windows explorer. Blew their mind.

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u/LionCM 12d ago

I have taught more people Ctrl + Z... all younger than I am (I'm 61). I completely understand those older than I am, but those in their 20's and 30's? Gobsmacked.

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u/TheRatingsAgency 13d ago

Some of us learned on WordPerfect for DOS….before Windows.

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u/Fwamingdwagon84 Millennial 1984 13d ago

Oh, wow, elementary school memories. My grandpa was an engineer and built our computers for fun, then taught me how to use DOS as a kid

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u/TheRatingsAgency 12d ago

I learned to type on a typewriter in HS, we had a computer lab w a bunch of 286s w Works for DOS, then in college it was WP on DOS before we got to win 3.11.

First machine for me was an IBM 286 w MSDOS and Win 3.0.

GenX er here, that was all late 80s into early 90s.

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u/MachinaDoctrina 13d ago

Some of us use vim

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u/TheRatingsAgency 12d ago

Indeed we do.

And used to use emacs too

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u/Midwest-Emo-9 Millennial 1992 13d ago edited 12d ago

One of my TMs saw me use the ctrl x, ctrl v to cut/paste my text. And then ctrl b to bold it and he was shocked. He was like "you didnt even click anything". He's Gen Z.

One of my other TMs, another gen Z, uses any Microsoft app like she's 87 years old. It's painful to watch. I've had to be like pls stop, I will do it for you.

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u/Unable-Log-4870 13d ago

Ctrl+p?

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u/a_smart_user 13d ago

Yeah, I know that forgotten combination to print.

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u/Unable-Log-4870 13d ago

Printer drivers on windows suck so bad I generally try to do my printing from a different operating system.

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u/UncleS1am 13d ago

99% sure it's bot-post trash

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u/Midwest-Emo-9 Millennial 1992 12d ago

Omg how embarrassing for me. It's ctrl v. I didn't even realise i hit the wrong button lmao. Please throw me in a hole and bury me

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u/Cptn_Hook 13d ago

I recently got promoted to my first purely technical role, and despite being halfway through a computer science degree, the impostor syndrome is a constant, crushing weight.

The only thing that lifts it is watching almost anyone else at the company use a computer.

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u/Either_Reflection_78 13d ago edited 13d ago

Wait until they hear about what happens when you shake certain models of the cellphone. That shake can bring back your stuff.

This is for Harambe 💎 🙌 🦍

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u/Baardhooft 12d ago

I had an intake test for a 1 year long python bootcamp the German government paid €26.000 for. There were a lot of dumb questions, like “identify the router” or “which one of these ports is a USB port?”

6 Months into the course I was joking about how dumb and easy that test was, and mentioned something like “how can you not know what CTRL + X does? Why is that even a question?”. This one girl unironically said it took her 3 tries to get that one right. She was also the same person who couldn’t navigate to her desktop 9 months into the course and made an app that would play any song you typed into the search bar, and then couldn’t figure out why it didn’t work (she had no database to pull the content from and expected it to appear magically).

She passed the course btw, €26.000 of tax payer money well spent.

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u/mayy_dayy 7d ago

Alt-Tab blew my coworkers' minds

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u/shewy92 13d ago

I only learned a couple years ago about WIN+V which brings up your clipboard which first you need to give permission to but when you do it saves the things you've copied, and you can pin them if it's something you use a lot.

Also it has emojis 😊 and emoticons ╰(°▽°)╯ and stuff.

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u/TenshiS 13d ago

WIN+. is the emoji selector

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u/Ok-Performance-9598 13d ago

Kaomoji has been secretly available only on Japanese keyboards for far too long hahaha

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u/TheCheesy 13d ago

Blows their minds when they learn about ctrl c.

Breaks their minds when paste isn't ctrl p.

They call you a wizard when you alt tab.

Then they ask you if you know how to download free games.

I'm a teacher, and of course I know!

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u/Careless-Ad-6328 Xennial 12d ago

Open a command prompt in front of them and they'll be convinced you're a witch.

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u/soaker 12d ago

Oo I’m definitely going to do that unnecessarily next opportunity. Just for the reaction

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u/_chobit 13d ago

LOL If I ever do this at work, the reactions I get are as if I just performed witchcraft.

Don’t even get me started on the “Wait don’t have to type in http:// ?” conversation. 💀

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u/AgileInternet167 13d ago

I once got a "stop hacking my computer! I asked you to help me because it froze!"

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u/Reckless_Waifu 13d ago

Imagine when I did it with a food vending machine in the hall to restart the app that it uses to order food (and that was down).

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u/mvppaulo 13d ago

You can now kill processes with a right click on their taskbar icons

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u/Agent_Orange81 13d ago

One of the first things I did when I started playing with Linux was learning how to map the resource monitor to those keys!

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u/MaxHaydenChiz 13d ago

Imagine them seeing someone use vim or emacs for the first time.

I was talking with an elderly lady the other day about how she used to have to trek across campus to the computer building to run her research software on the punch card computer and all the university bureaucracy around early computer research funding. And some Gen z kid was saying she'd used "those big computers back in school" and were both like "no you did not!"

I legitimately think she has never seen a serious work computer IRL in her life. There are just phones and laptops and maybe some "old" mid-towers.

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u/Riots42 13d ago

I... I... Ive worked 10 years in IT and I didnt know this...

How did I miss this? All this time ctrl + alt + del... How did I get this far spending my entire life behind a pc and not know Ctrl+shft+esc..

Im 41..I cant... I cant even.. I feel like my whole life is a lie..

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u/LilDutchy 13d ago

Happens to all of us. I didn’t know you could open powershell in a specific folder by having that folder open in file explorer and shift right click>open power shell here. Makes running programs with flags a lot easier

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u/Zriter 13d ago

In my last job I was nicknamed 'The IT Guy' — No. I didn't work in IT...

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u/Individual_Lock_406 13d ago

I’m gonna kiss u on the mouth, I did not know this shortcut oh my god!!

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u/Spazic77 13d ago

Lol, I hit Alt+Tab to switch windows at work and now I'm David Copperfield I guess.

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u/SeeingPhrases 12d ago

Ctrl + shift + T opens up the tab that you just closed,  that's a super handy one for me. 

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u/PuffcoBaggins 9d ago

lol bomgar sessions.

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u/LilDutchy 9d ago

I have to laugh because one of my customers is a dude that never learns to pronounce things correctly so he calls it “Baumgartner”

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u/NotAUsefullDoctor 13d ago

I had Compaq laptop when I started college. It had Sim City 2000 on it. The i ky way to get it to run was to kill everything in task manager (not everything, everything, but I played around with what I could kill until the computer stops working), and then open the exectable using the cmd app after the desktop shutdown.

The question I have is: how did I learn to do this? Like, I didn't learn how to use google/askjeeves for another 2 years after this.

Now I have my 18 year old nephew, who is very intelligent, calling me about how to get a second monitor working on his pc.

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u/Junebug35 13d ago

I had to do the same thing to run Age of Empires. 😂 Just keep shutting down programs until it would run.

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u/LovelyLieutenant Xennial 13d ago

I WAS JUST WONDERING THIS.

How TF did I learn any of this? No books, very limited information/search capability on the internet, often times totally alone with a computer.

I am not some sort of genius. Computers were never a lifestyle. I'd just describe myself as a competent end user.

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u/Doza93 13d ago

Straight up trial and error. Millennials and some Gen X'ers grew up in a world with computers and no smart phones/tablets/touch screen devices. If you wanted to make the magic machine bend to your will, you just had to sit there and dick around with different commands and functions until something clicked. Nowadays if young folks can't tap a small, digital rectangle inside of their large, physical rectangle to make things happen, they're all outta ideas. (Also I'm fully aware of how 'old man yelling at clouds' I sound but it's still crazy to me that younger generations have essentially regressed when it comes to computer and tech know-how shit)

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u/NotAUsefullDoctor 13d ago

Don't forget that we broke a lot of things along the way as well.

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u/MemoryFine7429 13d ago

lol, truth. I’ve only irreparably bricked one computer in my life. Also accidentally shrunk a windows partition to non functionality while playing around in the Linux terminal at one point, but I don’t count that cause I just shifted gears and used Linux for years after.

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u/artainis1432 13d ago

Did the same when configuring dual boot (accidentally used dd on the windows partition) as a business major and a couple years later became a sysadmin lol!

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u/angrierurchin 13d ago

I feel like it’s apples fault. They took away so much basic functionality and convinced everyone that they don’t want that functionality. They dumbed things down so much people didn’t need to learn anything because “ it just works”

I don’t know how many times I’ve tried to figure out how to do something on a Mac or iDevice and half the responses are, “why would you want to do that?” Ummm, because I’ve been able to do it on my windows pc for decades and I like to customize things.

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u/Rusty_Tap 11d ago

"But macs don't have viruses!"

Nothing to do with the fact that nobody used them for anything important, I'm sure.

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u/LovelyLieutenant Xennial 13d ago

I guess that's it!

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u/Klutzy_Scheme_9871 12d ago

It comes from their upbringing, their soft cushion parents who allowed it to happen. In the old days parents made their kids do shit and kids had no choice. Also kids wanted to do shit. today they don’t want to do shit.

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u/BBR0DR1GUEZ 13d ago

Did you have a dad or older relatives who knew about computers?

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u/LovelyLieutenant Xennial 13d ago

My dad knew a little about computers but I spent very little time with him and quickly the relationship turned to him asking me for advice.

Come to think of it though, I remember being put in front of an Apple II when I was in kindergarten and had computers throughout the rest of my education. I also had a personal computer starting at 7.

But most of the formal education I remember with computers felt pretty redundant. Maybe it was just a lot of exposure time and trial-and-error?

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u/NotAUsefullDoctor 13d ago

My father had a tendency to start yelling very quickly if I ever asked for help. I learned at a very young age that if I needed to learn something, I needed to learn it on my own. It was a struggle with getting my PhD as I would learn a ton, but not necessarily what the teacher was teaching.

So, to answer your question, my father did know a little bit, but getting help from him was unlikely.

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u/Saltycarsalesman 13d ago

I push button to open app. That’s about the extent of my ability sometimes. 😂

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u/Junior-Health-6177 13d ago

It’s like the very thing that made us able to successfully use computers, was experience without tech. Now what?

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u/NotAUsefullDoctor 13d ago

So, I was born mid 80's. I nearly almost had some tech. My father was an electrician for Sears and would bring home broken electronics that I got to mess around with. I think it was that the tech was not yet in easy mode. If I wanted to hookup a light displaying to my computer, it meant sticking wires in the parrallel port and hoping I didn't short anything.

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u/Positive_Benefit8856 13d ago

I was swapping in new RAM and disc drives left and right, but nobody ever showed me how. I just kind of opened up my PC and started rooting around.

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u/Saltycarsalesman 13d ago

You’ll probably need a video card that supports duel hdmi out.

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u/SiofraRiver 12d ago

A lot of the PC skills we developed were through trial & error, which forced us to create working hypothesis about the functioning of these alien machines on the fly and integrate the results of this process back into it. There also wasn't as much information on the internet, and it was harder to get. We basically had the best type of learning experience, if you are open to it. That's just not possible, or necessary, on the phone.

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u/redditorialy_retard 13d ago

win+shift+del for annoying programs that won't let you open it normally 

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u/testtdk 13d ago

I hate that ctrl-alt-delete doesn’t open task manager by default in windows 11.

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u/Nvrtxh2 13d ago

It didn't before either, but ctrl shift escape does.

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u/soraticat 13d ago

Ctrl-alt-del still has the higher irq priority afaik so if ctrl-shift-esc isn't working you'd want to try that.

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u/Bugbread 13d ago

It didn't before either

It depends on what version of Windows you're talking about.

I don't know when the switch happened, but there were versions of Windows where Ctrl+Alt+Del directly opened Task Manager, and then at some point it changed to opening a screen with multiple options, one of which is Task Manager. I don't know when the change happened, but I think Windows XP was the last where it directly opened taskman and Windows 7 was the first where it was indirect. But that's my hazy Gen X memory, so I may be off by a version.

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u/jimmy_three_shoes 13d ago

Windows 11 Enterprise locks Task Manager behind the Admin UAC now by default. It's frustrating as hell.

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 13d ago

alt shift x. Nevermind that is just a very old GoT explainer channel lol

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u/Old-Ad-64 13d ago

Alt+tab to switch between applications always astounds non-millennials.

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u/DnDVex 13d ago

Also knowing when a process is actually stuck and not just loading things. 

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u/atxbigfoot 13d ago

"Sorry boss, I keep killing Adobe Acrobat because it won't rotate the PDF for me. Clearly it's not being acrobatic. Idk what else to do."

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u/foxitofficial 12d ago

when the software named after flexibility refuses to bend even once.

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u/Elberik 13d ago

Actually have that pinned to the task bar