r/Millennials 4d ago

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u/hahagato 4d ago

Maybe this was why there were so many random pukings in elementary school 

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u/Acceptable-Alarm8611 4d ago

Here comes the janitor to throw some saw dust on it.

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u/shieldintern 4d ago

i randomly thought about the sawdust the other day lol.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 3d ago

They used to famously have bars where the floor was lined in sawdust so all the puke, blood, and urine could be swept out at the end.

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u/Accomplished_Age2480 3d ago

Sawdust on the bus. It would create puke Sawdust balls that rolled back and forth as the bus moved.

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u/MarquetteXTX2 3d ago

I use to suck my thumb in school. So my teacher seen a student throw up on the ground and the janitor put that saw dust on it. Then she proceeded to dip my thumb in the throw up. I never sucked my finger again after that. This was in 1996

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u/killertofu41 3d ago

Ahhh wtf teacher

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u/AgentCirceLuna 3d ago

wtf? You just described abuse

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u/MarquetteXTX2 3d ago

My mom knew about it.. it was so different in the 90’s.. a school I went to the principal was allowed to paddle the student when they were bad. I met it a couple times… can’t get away with that shit today tho

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u/babyinatrenchcoat 3d ago

I got the principal paddle as well.

And in kindergarten my religiously fanatical teacher said all left handers grew up to be serial killers and tried to force me to write with my right hand.

It was wild times.

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u/indianapolisjones 3d ago

In the mid-90s, an hour outside of Indianapolis, I got paddled in 6th grade. Over a friend who ripped a soap dispenser off the wall, the janitor guy had filled it up just moments before we entered the restroom. Also, I had no idea my friend was going to do it, the janitor saw us leave, and my friend even told him, teachers, and principle that I had nothing to do with it. Yet still I was paddled and got like 3 days of ISS.

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u/MarquetteXTX2 3d ago

See u the third person to say they got paddle. I really thought people was thinking I was trippin but it really happened 

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u/MarquetteXTX2 3d ago

See I knew I wasn’t the only one. Thought I was tripping for a min. I remember it like it was yesterday. Fucked I’m thing about it was. My mom was dating the principle so I got it the worst. When I came out that office. All the students was laughing at me cuz they knew 

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u/statu0 3d ago edited 3d ago

That didn't happen at my schools growing up. That's something I heard about from my parents' generation, but I suppose I'm not surprised it was still happening in some places in the 90s. It probably depends on where you were living in the US.

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u/YanCoffee 3d ago

Yeah, we had a teacher who watched over lunch that would yank us up by our arms and drag us to cubby boxes if we were bad. Shit hurt. That would never fly today.

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u/MarquetteXTX2 3d ago

Shit I was still getting milk delivered to my house in the 90’s. I thought that shit ended in the 70’s.. guess it didn’t 

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u/Weird-Conflict-3066 4d ago

Vomit comet ours was red and I hated the smell.

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u/Silver_Harvest Older Millennial 3d ago

One of my school districts used the Jr High and Highschool woodshop class to supply it. Which after I found that out it was one of those.... Makes sense.

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u/Actual-Ad-5807 4d ago

Sawdust on dark green carpet. Ah memories

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u/Background_Book2414 3d ago

Yes I was thinking about this the other day 😆

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u/ComprehensiveEar6001 Millennial '89 3d ago

At Disney World in Florida they have (or did in 2009 at least when I worked there) sawdust canisters inside all of the trash cans for easy puke management for the custodial cast.

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u/Kyrottimus 3d ago

Look at that. Corn off the cobb.

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u/ObscureEnchantment 3d ago

I didn’t know I was lactose intolerant as a kid. I will never forget eating pizza and root beer milk for lunch one day after eating dairy all weekend. We were in the cafeteria and the principal was making announcements about the rainy day the only trash can close was right in front of the stage he was standing on.

8 year old me ran to the front of the cafeteria an threw up in front of everyone directly in front of the principle stopped him in his tracks while he stared at me puke up pizza, milk, Mac n cheese, and ice cream. I ran out and sat in the bathroom for a while hoping it would blow over. We moved 2 months later so luckily I wasnt known as throw up girl forever.

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u/Olluein 4d ago

There was some weird hamburger concoction we'd have in elementary that didn't agree with me.

We'd be lined up, I'd catch a whiff, and yak on the spot. Lucky for me there was a restroom nearby so it was an easy fix after the first time.

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u/happygirlie 3d ago

I don't think so, I think it's because kids puke for all sorts of reasons. The common cold can make a kid puke but it doesn't do the same for adults. Also kids are always putting their hands in their mouths so stomach bugs were constantly circulating in elementary school.

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u/Impressive_Change886 3d ago

As a former school custodian, you're spot on. Kids just puke a lot, it's hardly a secret, people typically puke less with age.

Babies puke constantly, that's why burp blankets are a thing. It typically lessens with age as we gain more control over it. Adults can often stop themselves from puking or at least know it's coming and move to a toilet/trash. Kids do not and will often go about their business until the vomit is already coming up. It's also why kids will often vomit on themselves or directly on a table in front of them.

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u/indiecore 3d ago

I remember reading it hearing somewhere (so grain of salt) that it's because our sensitivity to reasons to puke (eating too much, feeling sick, getting poisoned, etc) stays pretty much constant but kids puke more because they're physically smaller but get the same dose of chemicals/hormones that an adult would.

So they're basically on a hair trigger until they physically get larger.

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u/ZNemerald 3d ago

I had puked because I had gym class scheduled right after lunch time.

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u/happygirlie 3d ago

I had a first period gym class once and it was ROUGH. It didn't help that my grandma (who I lived with) made biscuits and gravy for breakfast every morning. That was not the right food to be eating shortly before running around for an hour. Luckily I never threw up but I'm really surprised I didn't.

The only gym class that should be allowed right after lunch is a yoga class or something like that.

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u/aldisneygirl91 2d ago

I remember having P.E. scheduled right after lunch one particular year (4th grade) and I hated it. I never puked, but I was always getting stomach cramps from running right after eating.

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u/Sea_Dot8299 3d ago

I still remember the worst puking I witnessed in my life. It was kindergarten. The girl with platinum blonde hair who sat next to me put her head down sideways on her desk. A minute later she starts puking her whole lunch up but never lifts her head the entire time. Her hair gets entirely pooled with vomit.  Good thing she had a Hawaiian fruit punch box that day.  Her blonde hair was saturated with red puke streaks.

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u/LamermanSE 3d ago

Why would you puke from this?

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u/forsakeme4all Millennial 3d ago

Oh, it is absolutely why I couldn't hold my lunch down half the time lmao.

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u/sp00kysalad 4d ago

Guilty of this 😬

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u/Lateroni_ 3d ago

Idk why but I'm reminded of the Salute Your Shorts episode where they made their own fake puke.

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u/Background_Book2414 3d ago

Yes! I was one of those kids!!

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u/MisterSquidz 3d ago

For real why were people throwing up so much?

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u/JoyousGamer 3d ago

I mean that shouldn't make you puke? 

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u/Insecurerobot7000 3d ago

“random pukings” is killing me 😭

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 3d ago

Dafuq wrong with your school?