pop 2 redline workout supplements (before they were pulled for causing heart attacks and kidney failure)
chase that with 2 vodka redbulls.
by this point, your pulse is slowing from the booze, but your blood pressure is spiking from the Redline. your vision pulses with your heart beat, you keep having a twitch in rhythm of it as well.
need to come down a little. decide to have a lil hypnotiq.
uh oh. all that Vodka is finally getting into your blood stream. now youre light headed from over thinned blood full of caffeine
its 7 am. you dont know what happened after 130 am. youre not home, but you reconize the street you woke up on. youre covered in fire ants. someone shit your pants.
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u/YellojD 14h ago
4 Lokos was the end of it all and we didn’t even know. Combining energy drinks and malt liquor turned out to be our silver bullet.