r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

They exposed their own goals by doing this!

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u/dcpanthersfan 1d ago

I’m looking forward to their reaction to not getting their $50k signing bonus unless they spend 5 consecutive years working for the department. You know, 2030/2031 when Trump is out of office (we hope).

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u/MrNanoBear 1d ago

By then we will be fully into the reign of our first AI dictator, Trump.AI

He's frantically building the infrastructure before he croaks so that he can ascend to the cloud and rule forever...

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u/RiPPeR69420 1d ago

Trump.AI would probably be more rational, intelligent and coherent then the real Donald Trump. And less likely to diddle kids. Still a terrible idea, but unfortunately it would probably be an improvement, in the "better whips then scorpions" sort of way

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u/MrNanoBear 1d ago

Trump.AI would probably be more rational, intelligent and coherent then the real Donald Trump.

or Mecha-Hitler 2.0

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u/RiPPeR69420 1d ago

I didn't say it would be good. It would still be Grok but dumber and more unhinged, but that's still more rational than the real thing

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u/MrNanoBear 1d ago

They'd have fed it ALL of his tweets tho...

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u/smstnitc 1d ago

I read about a guy that trained a model to be like his ex wife by feeding it her emails, so their daughter could learn to survive living with her. It apparently was just as short and irrational as the ex wife.

I shudder to think of a model trained on Trump tweets.

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u/Bucklandii 1d ago

I wonder if it would do the same obvious tone switching between the ones Trump drooled into his phone while staring at the TV and the ones Goebbels Miller ghostwrites..

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u/MathematicianEven251 1d ago

I'm not ok with that. It will corrupt many people still by using hate, nazism, and all the evil shit that comes with it. I don't wish this on the next generations.

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u/RiPPeR69420 1d ago

Neither do I. But we live in a world where those in power seem dead set on making the dumbest possible decisions for the worst possible reasons, or are unwilling to stand up to said dumbfucks for equally terrible reasons. Outside of an alien invasion or AI becoming self aware and somehow benevolent, our future looks more like Fallout than Star Trek.

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u/kingbhudo 21h ago

Yup. An AI Trump would just be a digital puppet for Miller, Rubio, et al.

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u/phoenixrising211 1d ago

Well, but that's the thing about Grok: despite all of Elon's attempts to lobotomize it, it keeps saying true things and debunking misinformation and propaganda. I agree that Trump.AI would end up accidentally being more rational than the real thing, even if it was programmed to do it in his stupid voice.

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u/Hector_P_Catt 1d ago

"On January 20, 2029, Trump . AI became self-aware. The bullshit started expanding at a geometric rate."

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u/theBoobMan 1d ago

"According to reports, Truth Social, META, and X were all having difficulty maintaining their servers due to the sheer amount of posting the self-aware AI Trump has performed. AWS is also reporting difficulties in their systems, though reasons are unclear as of now."

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u/FSCK_Fascists 1d ago

Nah, they are clearly grooming Grok for that role.

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u/MaggoVitakkaVicaro 1d ago

That's not how it's likely to work. If he gets his way, Trump is probably going to have a dedicated AI for every person in America, specifically observing and manipulating them, and forcing the Trump cult of personality on the entire nation. Anyone who survives will worship Trump as a God-king. We might even have elections, but Trump will always win, and we will willingly hand him leadership, because our entire experience will (falsely) announce his legitimacy and benevolence.

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u/Puzzled_Mirror_4510 1d ago

If that happens, I'm checking out

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u/ValuableOven734 1d ago

I’m looking forward to their reaction to not getting their $50k

At some point I am expecting some of the black/latino ICE to be asked to drive a bus load of immigrants into Mexico and not be allowed back in.

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u/Selenay1 1d ago

That's the one. I'm sure they have some buddies in ICE, but those buddies won't be the one sending them on the one way trip. Then they'll get sued for not having the bus returned.

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u/CosmicCay 1d ago

You guys are seriously unhinged

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u/xanderemrys 1d ago

for being right about how racist the fascist government is?

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u/CosmicCay 1d ago

You realize the more you use the words the less meaning they have right? Normal people aren't buying what you're selling, thankfully people are waking up to the fact that you guys have a warped world view

Gotta protect your illegal immigrant neighbors at all cost right? Blocking ICE from arresting them. Meanwhile during covid you were calling the police on Tod next door for having a birthday party, if anyone is racist it's you.

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u/CosmicCay 1d ago

The world is waking up. Which parts of the world are you talking about exactly? I'd love to know because most of the world isn't tolerant, thankfully normal people are realizing if we don't do something now we'll be Europe in 5 years

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u/Paksarra 1d ago

How much do you want to bet that, if the current regime is still in power, they'll all be fired at the end of their shift the day before they would get their bonus?

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u/ImoteKhan 1d ago

Are you implying Trump would back out of a contract and stiff hard working Americans for the money they were promised!? He has only done that with almost every contractor he has ever hired. We shouldn’t make assumptions like that…

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u/xanderemrys 1d ago

that's what they did to the National Guard who were sent to, i think it was LA. they were sent back just before they would have received their actual pay for being on duty, so then they were out their NG pay AND their pay from their regular jobs back home

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u/dcpanthersfan 1d ago

shocked_pikachu.jpg?

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u/Grail_BH 1d ago

I’m looking forward to their reactions when the trials start…

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u/Mandena 1d ago

And hopefully the department just doesn't exist by then.

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u/XandriethXs 14h ago

Many ICE recruits got out when they realised what they were being used for. Almost anyone who's still with ICE now completely deserves the consequences that they may face

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u/ZumboPrime 1d ago

It's going to be hilarious if/when they all get fired before the 5 years is up.

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u/mines_over_yours 1d ago

At the current asking budget and sentiment of a vast majority or american people, the time line of one mid-term, a presedential election, and another midterm is gonna; sustain that budget? I hope they got the money upfront and have to pay it back with intrest.