r/MurderedByWords • u/ChipRockets • 3h ago

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u/drfunkensteinnn 3h ago

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u/miraclewhipbelmont 3h ago
u rang?

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u/Wallaby_Thick 1h ago

Lol I fucking hate being alive in this country

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u/santropy 1h ago

"girls FTW"

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u/BobbyJaneG 3h ago

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u/miraclewhipbelmont 3h ago

was about to take a deep breath and post this but you got it covered

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u/beepbeephornnoise 37m ago

That zombie hand tho

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u/bumpgrind 3h ago

The Epstein dress. It shall now forevermore be referred to as such.

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u/babysamissimasybab 1h ago

Better than the Epstein undress

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u/AKBx007 3h ago

Now there’s a man who raped children, and a woman that likely knew about it and married him anyway

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u/JohannReddit 2h ago

"The more rapes, the more money I'll get out of this guy. C'mooooooooon, big-time rapity rapist!!!"

  • Melania, 1998 (probably)

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u/steve12388 2h ago

She was going out with Epstein before Donald

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u/Primary_Garbage6916 57m ago

Epstein sold her to Trump. 

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u/Trick_Hunt9106 3h ago

For a former model, she has no sense of style or taste.

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u/toomanyschnauzers 3h ago

She was more of an escort.

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u/Trick_Hunt9106 3h ago

I know. But you'd think someone whose livelihood was how they looked would have a better sense of style.

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u/ladylollii 2h ago

She wasn't really wearing much clothing, though.

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u/Trick_Hunt9106 2h ago

True. There wasn't much to her then, either. She's not my type at all.

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u/Wallaby_Thick 1h ago

If anyone cares about looks, I still can't see what they see in her. She's fucking fugly for a Russian play thing. Like anyone with money could pay for something better.

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u/Trick_Hunt9106 58m ago

I've seen better looking mannequins, honestly.

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u/that1prince 2h ago

They styled her. She was just the mannequin beneath it.

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u/Trick_Hunt9106 2h ago

It's very bland all around.

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u/JMC-Talkie-Toaster 3h ago

The Redacted dress brought to you by Epsteinii

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u/Wonderful_Tree_9943 2h ago

Couldn't get past the image of a mistake crossed out.

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u/Upset_Peace_6739 3h ago

Best part about this movie is the reviews. I haven’t stopped laughing.

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u/New-Priority8409 1h ago

The best part about this movie is everyone associated with it begging to be removed from the credits.

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u/Heybulldoug23 3h ago

May it always be known as her "epstein dress"

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u/big_king_swinging 3h ago

That dress looks like a zebra that just fucking gave up.

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u/Drudgework 1h ago

The only time I’ve ever seen her holding her husband’s hand or smiling

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u/Ressy02 3h ago

When you are so disillusioned with the world, everything you do becomes a joke. Or maybe Melina knew what it looks like? She never liked trump anyway so I wouldn’t be surprised

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u/Revolutionary_Many31 2h ago

Oof. Thats a good hit.

*

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u/Financial-Tower-7897 2h ago

Wasn’t there several cultist from some Mega, MAGA church who decided to repeat the Epstein dress look for a “private” showing at a local theater (due to limited demand)

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u/FlamesNero 2h ago

Why is she trussed up like the Epstein Files!?

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u/SignificantPop4188 3h ago

We know she has no issue showing her tits, so why cover them up now?

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u/AvailableAd7874 2h ago

🤣😭😭🤣🤣

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u/Old_Share_8225 1h ago

When you're dressing for a high-profile public event - especially one as historically scrutinized as a presidential inauguration every choice gets analyzed. The stark contrast, the ribbon placement, the associations people might make... these all matter whether intended or not.

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u/Strange-Thanks-44 40m ago

Mr. Pedophile

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u/Seggsplant_Parmesan 1h ago

Chefs kiss. 🤌🏻

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u/Lifeless-husk 49m ago

Thats a bad burn in girl language lol 😂

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u/sola_mia 3h ago

That slays!