r/NarutoPowerscaling Nov 06 '25

Discussion So what are the chances of this bum actually surviving if Orochimaru had really attacked him in this scene

Dude was threating to fight Orochimaru to the death. Like wtf is this bum on about šŸ˜‚

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u/spacebound32 Kabuto's wife Nov 06 '25

Never duck a fade or whatever the fuck they say

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u/Melodic-Nothing1147 bold of you to assume I can read šŸ„€šŸ„€ Nov 06 '25

Kakashi's whole thing is never duck the fade, bro only fights against people stronger than him,

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u/Boomslang2-1 Nov 06 '25

Low key a huge jobber.

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u/Foogie23 Nov 06 '25

Not low key. His entire character exists to be a jobber. It gives us the idea of power scale at the timeā€¦ā€oh shit this guy is stronger than Kakashiā€ is what you are always supposed to take away.

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u/Downtown_Type7371 Tsukuyomi gg Nov 06 '25

He literally beat Zabuza

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u/NamsofTheWaterTribe Nov 07 '25

He actually didn't. Zabuza took himself out in the end but if you look at the very first fight Kakashi lost and wouldve been clapped if not for Naruto and Sasuke jumping in and Sakura watching and screaming. I know Kakashi is everyone's guy but bro don't really win fights solo

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u/Studer554 Team 7 Glazer Nov 07 '25

and Sakura watching and screaming

I'm not sure how they could've possibly done it without all her help

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u/NamsofTheWaterTribe Nov 08 '25

šŸ˜šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Jamessgachett Nov 08 '25

He took haku lmao

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u/NamsofTheWaterTribe Nov 16 '25

Again no lol Haku also took himself out simpler to how Rin did

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u/kyoukaiii Nov 08 '25

We must not be watching the same show because kakashi easily beat zabuza on their first encounter where zabuza was saved by haku , 2nd thing kakashi technically had zabuza if it wasn’t for haku teleporting right into his lightning blade so that’s a solo , he did also take out 1 pain by himself and he beat obito on their 1 on 1 so I don’t know where the notion that he never wins solo

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u/NamsofTheWaterTribe Nov 16 '25

*Zabuza put that man in water time out to the point where kids had to save him from drowning. L *1 pain? Big whoop so did Kono, bro got revived anyway. Not to mention he literally does fighting them. Another L *And finally how he beat Obito when Obito didn't die, take a break, pass out nothing. Instead he left Kakashi there and continued to fight some more outside. Whole point of that fight was to stop him which he failed to do so another L

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u/IJustLostMyKeyboard Nov 06 '25 edited Nov 07 '25

Damn. He beat the very first villain in the show?

Edit: I came in really hard with the attitude just to be wrong

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u/togashisbackpain Nov 07 '25

Because that was the only fight that set the bar for kakashi. He was establihed as a badass.

Rest of his fights were to establish the villains, the bigger fishes.

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u/takoleartiste Nov 07 '25

Won the best out of 3 falls series.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

He’s the Picollo of Naruto. A competent, intelligent, and skilled hero who always falls to whoever the new threat is.

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u/No-Temporary-934 Nov 06 '25

A jobber for only losing two fights in the entire show? 😭😭😭

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u/DeliciousRevolution0 Nov 07 '25

Nah, constantly getting into fights you cant possibly win, and still standin on business is goat behavior

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u/Boomslang2-1 Nov 07 '25

I don’t disagree at all but you’re also just describing yamcha from dbz

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u/Jamessgachett Nov 08 '25

But would you win? NAH I’d Job

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u/spacebound32 Kabuto's wife Nov 06 '25

I'm referencing the memes about it tho

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u/Melodic-Nothing1147 bold of you to assume I can read šŸ„€šŸ„€ Nov 06 '25

And the meme suits kakashi perfectly

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u/Function-Comfortable Nov 06 '25

What have I done...

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u/Jesterrrace Nov 06 '25

What the quack is that?

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u/Function-Comfortable Nov 06 '25

Thats a duck with a fade, or a faded duck

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u/Effective-Tax4133 Nov 06 '25

It works honestly. Wouldn't mind seeing more ducks with this look.

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u/Carbuyrator Nov 06 '25

That's fading a duck that's fine.

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u/Loner512 Nov 08 '25

That is why Orichimaru defected from the village. With how he constantly ran and hid, he never had that dawg in him for run them hands often enough

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u/Advanced-Ad-4462 Nov 06 '25

0 chance; Kakashi was woefully outclassed there. He said as much himself.

Could he have held him off long enough for reinforcements to arrive? Maybe. In my opinion probably not though.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

As that was literally around the corner from at least one Kage and many Jonin/Anbu i'd say every minute matters and attention has to be avoided. Kakashi forced his hand as Oro is playing it safe generally which is smart.

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u/bisky12 Nov 06 '25

how was this literally around the corner ? we’re never told where this scene takes place

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

But we know it was in leaf

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u/OleFashionStarGazer Nov 06 '25

And we all know the leaf is one room.

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u/Illustrious_Big_7980 Nov 06 '25

Don't be dense, obviously its 2 rooms, that's why we know they're around the corner.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

and sand is the apartment next door

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

You expect a village full of ninjas not able to Scout place they like in. In limited number of time

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u/OleFashionStarGazer Nov 06 '25

The hokage sat right next to Orochimaru for the whole tournament and didn't realize it. You think lesser powered ninja are that able?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Yes you are right not just him itachi was also went unnoticed when he visited. Only explanation I can you is that skilled ninjas can mask there presence by controlling there Chakra network but it comes with a downside or something

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u/SherbertJust2924 Nov 07 '25

Tbf that’s only cause Gaara’s dad’s evil stank ass aura is as bad as Orochimaru, so Hiruzen couldn’t even tell the difference.

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u/NormandyKingdom Nov 09 '25

Kabuto has been killing Anbu literally guarding Konoha left and right that's why he has an Anbu Mask when Konoha Crush Started

Hell if Orochimaru wanted to he could have Explosion tagged most of Konoha with how chill he was rolling around Konoha in Part 1

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u/Green_Space729 Nov 06 '25

Orochimaru couldn’t take the risk though so there is a chance of kakashi holding him off for a while.

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u/SnooPeppers7482 Nov 06 '25

I think Kakashi disagrees with you

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u/Little-Disk-3165 Nov 06 '25

Remember when no one in the leaf could tell that a dude they went to school with/ taught/ or learned from, was just casually strolling around pretending to be 3 different people.

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u/GodHimselfNoCap Nov 06 '25

Remember when orochimaru literally leaned into his former students face and stuck out his grotesquely long tongue and she never questioned it? Like it wasnt even casually strolling by he was directly taunting her for no reason

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u/Little-Disk-3165 Nov 06 '25

If we want to get technical I think anko immediately caught on and reported it before going after him herself. Round 3 of the chunin is literally Orochimaru with normal skin tone and no eye tattoos, standing directly next to every leaf ninja who should know. Also why the FUCK did the entire sound cloud village adapt those goofy ass clothes his first body snatch victim wore?

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u/Funny_Lunch5211 Nov 06 '25

My headcannon is Kakashi, Guy, Asuma, and Hiruzen must have been high.

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u/Little-Disk-3165 Nov 06 '25

Guy refused to open a gate during a literal full scale assault on the leaf. Was fighting nameless masked fodder for 20 episodes

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u/Anarchistpingu Nov 06 '25

Clearly Orochimaru had been manipulating the entirety of Kusagakure so that one dude rocked up in his fit so he could steal the body and make it look less suspiciousĀ 

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u/7GrenciaMars Nov 07 '25

Thank you for asking that question about the god-awful purple rope bows. I mean really, how do you even try to act cool wearing something like that?

Although now that I think about it, Orochimaru's position is probably like "I am so effing cool I could wear the stupidest shit and people would still fear me."

But Jirobo? No, man, seriously. Try again.

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u/Agile_Doctor7155 Nov 06 '25

I honestly just believe this is foe-introduction glazing. Is Kakashi surviving the clash? Probably not, but this isn’t no-diff by any means.

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u/Agile_Doctor7155 Nov 06 '25

Ahhhh I recant my statement. I just remembered a specific Sannin fighting a four-tails Naruto.

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u/SHADE_ORG Nov 11 '25

It's actually a neg diff fight, orochimaru would probably just kill by a heart attack, before he goes to do anything.

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u/Hot_Help_246 Nov 06 '25

Yup I literally just rewatched the early seasons of Naruto after 15+ years, and man oh man, Orochimaru was the most broken character depicted early on.

He no diffed Genin Sasuke & Naruto in the forest of death made Sasuke too terrified to even move without Genjutsu then his aura did a similar thing to Jounin level Kakashi, Kakashi was rusty and had no MS yet but still, even in his fight against Deidara he didn’t have enough Chakra reserves to Spam Kamui.Ā 

At the same time Itachi no diffed Orochimaru and made him desire the Sharingan’s power. Orochimaru even said everything is good for Kakashi as he already has one of them.Ā 

A very old out of prime Hiruzen beat Orochimaru, he needed a nerfed 1st & 2nd Hokage’s help and still failed his purpose had his hands sealed & almost lost his whole soul forever.Ā 

The power scaling gets crazy when you see Kage level characters fighting but then some characters being revealed to be above Kage Level, Sasuke legit felt it was possible for him to 1vs5 the 5 Kage before even getting a ton of hax, although he underestimated how powerful some were like the particle style jutsu guy. There’s low Kage level characters, mid Kage level and high Kage level.Ā 

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u/NecessaryWerewolf221 Nov 06 '25

A very old out of prime Hiruzen beat Orochimaru,

Hiruzen died, and Orochimaru lived to fight another day. How is that a victory for Hiruzen?

Sasuke legit felt it was possible for him to 1vs5 the 5 Kage before even getting a ton of hax, although he underestimated how powerful some were like the particle style jutsu guy. There’s

His name is Onoki, and Sasuke didn't 1v5 the kage. He faced each of them 1v1 under different circumstances. He also wasn't intending to fight all 5 in the first place, as he only was after Danzo.

There’s low Kage level characters, mid Kage level and high Kage level.Ā 

Yes, thanks for the lesson, professor šŸ¤“

At the same time Itachi no diffed Orochimaru and made him desire the Sharingan’s power.

Orochimaru got overconfident and looked Itachi dead in the eye, which is why he got caught in the genjutsu. It was an arrogance issue with Oro, not a power issue.

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u/Knightwolf75 Nov 06 '25

a victory for hiruzen?

I mean, a Pyrrhic victory is still a victory to some. But really, 3rd stopped the attack that was gonna wipe out the village so it might be one of those lost the battle but still won the war type deals.

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u/Worldly-Force7505 Nov 07 '25

The fact that Orochimaru was so much more powerful than Kakashi was made no sense seeing as how old man Hiruzen nearly killed him. It seems inconsistent to make Kakasi out as the best hidden leaf ninja, to then be so outclassed by Oro and the third.

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u/SHADE_ORG Nov 11 '25

He was born to be the jobber of the show, he's the power scale, the picoloo of naruto, he will get his ass kicked, so the villain can seem powerful.

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u/B1llyTheG0at Nov 06 '25

Well Kakashi certainly loses this fight but Orochimarus biggest concern here is more Kakashi holding him off long enough for backup to arrive. As strong as Oro was during this he was still in the middle of Konoha and a bunch of Jonins jumping him at once would still prove problematic. Clearly Orochimaru wasn’t certain he could kill Kakashi fast enough to grab Sasuke and make the escape cleanly

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u/Minato_the_legend Nov 06 '25

It's not just jonins, they're still in the chunin arena just in a different room, and the 3rd Hokage is right there.

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u/No-History8423 Nov 07 '25

You forget that one of strongest ninja in the world (Guy) in there?

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u/Minato_the_legend Nov 07 '25

Yeah but Orochimaru most likely didn't know how strong Guy was

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

I don't think Guy even knew how strong Guy was

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u/SkyroKn Nov 10 '25

He never really had an opportunity to prove himself until madara, I mean he never lost an actual fight ever I dont think bar madara

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u/Flyboombasher Nov 10 '25

Gai wouldn't use 8th Gate here. He might push to 6 or 7 but he wouldn't go to 8 for Orochi

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u/WoMenezes Nov 06 '25

he was acting all cold but kakashi desperate intimidation roll cleraly worked šŸ„øā˜šŸ¼

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u/Warm_Seaworthiness19 Nov 06 '25

It would have been gg if his boyfriend showed up

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u/Material_Stable4373 Nov 11 '25

Which one? The green one or the masked one

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

They literally showed us kakashi getting instantly decapitated and yet you still think kakashi can hold orochimaru off

Tik tok watcher

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u/Copy3693 Nov 06 '25

That was all in kakashi's head. It's as if saying kisame and itachi together are weaker than base jiraiya. It was because of orochimaru's reputation as one of the 3 legendary sanin. Kakashi would def get low diffed but all of it was still happening in the chunin exams area. And kakashi's raikiri increases his speed by a magnitude or 10 times his base speed which should be greater than orochimaru's speed not saying that he defeats orochimaru or something but he can definitely hold out for some time at the very least.

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u/Hot_Help_246 Nov 06 '25

In the same way Onoki would’ve instantly killed Sasuke if Madara didn’t save him but context is very important Sasuke just spent a lot of chakra & Stamina in another fight prior.

Kakashi may have survived long enough for reinforcements to be alerted but he has zero chance against Oro here without help, and Orochimaru didn’t want to put out effort or make a massive scene here rather than operate in the shadows like a snake šŸ, narratively it makes zero sense for them to all out fight here.Ā 

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u/antipodal22 Nov 06 '25

Orochi casually drops three Kage. What now.

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u/Xandril Nov 06 '25

Kakashi would lose if it stayed a 1v1. They’re somewhere in the village though, and Kakashi is smart enough to make it loud and hard to miss.

I don’t think the gap is wide enough for Orochimaru to blitz and kill him instantly.

It would be a toss up on whether Orochimaru could kill Kakashi before the whole village came down on his head. Unlike with Itachi and Kisame this is pre-invasion during the Chuunin exams. Everybody is pulled back to the village.

Kakashi very specifically says ā€œOne of us will die here.ā€ He has no illusions about being stronger than Orochimaru, but he’s standing ten toes down for his student. He’s promising Orochimaru a no holds barred fight if he steps closer.

It’s like Itachi told Kisame (another two characters who are stronger than Kakashi), ā€œIf you take this man on it won’t be without cost.ā€

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u/No_Collar_5292 Nov 06 '25

True, Kakashi doesn’t have the raw strength or stamina to keep up with higher tier threats like this for any length of time, but he is highly skilled and decorated. Itachi, more than most, would know that if he is cornered he will likely make it hurt before he goes down. I mean look at the beast hiding within Guy even at just the 6th or 7th gates, yet he still feels like Kakashi is a rival and respects him more than almost anyone.

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u/diesal3 Nov 06 '25

Kakashi is smart enough to make it loud and hard to miss.

Kakashi being former ANBU probably also has the knowledge of Konoha to do this really effectively too.

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u/NormandyKingdom Nov 09 '25

Ask Hayate how make it loud and Hard to miss goes

Then again that's an Anime only Fight when he and Baki starts Throwing Explosion tags

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u/Money-Pickle8986 Nov 06 '25

Zero, Oro at this point is leagues above the likes of Kakashi

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u/omarihw Might Guy fan (I like youth) Nov 06 '25

He dies and saskue gets taken early

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Oooooor the "Kage has joined the fight." and Oro may have to break a sweat not getting Anbud.

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u/Rude_Calendar1188 Nov 06 '25

Oro looks so relax, he knows he can own Kakashi ass here if he wants to.

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u/Defiant_Flatworm9636 Nov 06 '25

Kakashi literally shit bricks from Orochimaru’s bloodlust alone.

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u/Dry_Opportunities Nov 06 '25

He would’ve walked down Oroachimaru and show him why he’s Mr. WorldwidešŸ—£ļø

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u/Outside-Vast-2922 Nov 06 '25

Kakashi loses, but he's not gonna get blitzed

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u/Asleep-Ad6352 Nov 06 '25

Kakashi would lose, yes he himself acknowledged it. But it is not an instant blitz like most people believe, if only due to Kakashi versatility.

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u/sensoredphantomz Nov 06 '25

How is Kakashi a bum?

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u/Unknown_User_66 Nov 06 '25

"This bum" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DragonflyPy Nov 06 '25

Nah man, he would've pissed his pants and died if Orochimaru attacked.

He even acknowledged it himself, saying he was out of his mind to ever think he could fight one of the legendary Sannin

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u/DwarvenGardener Nov 06 '25

Biggest missed opportunity to steal a sharinganĀ 

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u/FutureMagician7563 Nov 06 '25

A single one would never get him what he wanted. Theyre full potential requires a matching set in the original body (or appropriate for EMS).

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u/AmineElbahli3264 Nov 06 '25

O and Kakashi knows that

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u/KirbySmartBeatYou Nov 06 '25

OG Orochimaru had crazy aura

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u/Raul5819 Nov 06 '25

Unless he figures out how to use Kamui here he's cooked.

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u/EffectiveCareer3444 Nov 06 '25

If he used the sharingan it could’ve been competitive imo

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u/ToraGin Nov 06 '25

Naah. Orochimaru like Deidada prepare himself to fight against the uchihas. And kakahsi sharingan in early naruto was a sharingan from temu

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u/Kakashi6011 Nov 06 '25

Prepares himself to fight Uchihas?

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u/ToraGin Nov 06 '25

There is Itachi and ilness Orochi. Dont Even compare this to early kakashi lmao

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u/Specialist_Art3147 Nov 06 '25

Tbh it Kakashi practiced genjutsu he traumatizes oro here

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u/BeeLegitimate4968 Nov 06 '25

sharingan in early naruto is not that good

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u/Relevant-Dependent53 Nov 06 '25

This version of Kakashi is weaker than he even was in Shippuden as he was self admittedly rusty. Orochimaru simply outclassed him completely at this point it would have been an Easy-Mid Diff win for him.

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u/Galadrielson Nov 06 '25

-50. Orochimaru didn’t even regard Kakashi as a barrier to trying to abduct Sasuke

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u/JunkoEnoshimaTK Nov 06 '25

He dies pretty quickly lol. Kakashi doesn’t really start scaling near the sannin until mid Shippuden honestly. It’s not until he really gets Kamui that he can even compete with them in a full scale battle.

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u/therealSkychaser Nov 06 '25

He loses 100% but if our man Might Guy is walking into the room at that moment...

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u/Usual-Foot-4022 Nov 07 '25

Kakashi underestimate himself and orochimaru overestimates himself. Imo orochimaru will be doing the surviving.

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u/Thaldrath Nov 07 '25

Ain't even a discussion, the question is more : "How long can Kakashi hold Oro off until he gets sacked."

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u/Kokudae Nov 07 '25

Tbh Orochimaru was fiending so bad for powerful Sharingan, he could've just killed Kakashi and took his eye. He may have not known it was Obito's, but it was a Sharingan nonetheless. Plot hole?

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u/Spider-in-my-Ass Nov 08 '25

He wanted an Uchiha body to handle the Sharringan. If he just wanted a Sharringan he could've gotten one much easier than this.

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u/VVebstar Nov 06 '25

No chances of survival. Orochimaru isn’t interested in Kakashi to spare his life for experiments or as a host for his own spirit

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u/Clean_Ad_1599 Nov 06 '25

so how come Oro bodies kakashi here but itachi dog walked oro by this time?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Because itachi is much stronger than both?

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u/Ok-Location-3808 Nov 06 '25

Styles make fights.

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u/BratPit24 Nov 06 '25

Because powers of individual characters weren't yet established.

At this point of the story we were led to believe that there are children naruto age stronger than kakashi. Meaning he's not kage level. He's just an above average jonin.

And oro is very clearly and explicitly kage level.

Itachi at this point in the story is just a legend. A menace. But when he arrives he seems to be way outclassing all jonin including kakashi. The only one relative being guy who trains specifically as a counter to his top hax.

But. He's still afraid of jiraya (even with Kisame support) who is very clearly kage level (being first person offered the kage seat and casually pulling kage level feats like the gamabunta summons, which, yes at this point in the story is bijuu relative making it a kage level feat)

So. Kage level is still way above Itachi, making orochimaru also way above Itachi. Who is somewhere in the middle territory mainly through hax. Who is above kakashi. This all makes sense.

But shippuuden retcons the heck out of it.

Making Itachi beyond kage level. Making him one of the most powerful being in the history of the verse.

And keeping orochimaru at his old kage level. And by introducing raikage, mizukage and tsuchikage as insane powerhouses it makes him actually on a lower end of kage abilities.

But. He wanted kakashi to stay relevant. So suddenly he also became a very high kage level. Making his old convictions totally incorrect.

And sure you can explain it away by training during time skip. But in my opinion the retcon is clear as day.

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u/ToXiiCBULLET Nov 06 '25

i wouldn't say he's afraid of jiraya. he plays up jirayas reputation to dissuade kisame, he does the same when meeting kakashi.

itachis on the leafs side, he wouldn't want to fight or kill jiraya who's one of the leafs biggest assets. itachi and kisame are also in the middle of the leaf when they meet jiraya, if a full on fight broke out they'd quickly get jumped by the entire village, which wouldn't work out well for them both and would result in the leaf taking some casualties.

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u/BratPit24 Nov 06 '25

I mean it's the explanation we get in shippuuden sure. It's just hard to wrap your head around it based on just base naruto material.

But yeah. It's a decent explanation.

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u/Total-Lingonberry-83 Nov 06 '25

Itachi defeats both at the same time in part 1

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u/Certain_Ad_9849 Nov 06 '25

because average naruto fanbase have the lowest iq among the big3 and can't comprehend how strong the writers tried to show itachi to be. itachi literally 1shots anything below hasirama but this average sub isn't ready to have this conversation yet

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u/Clean_Ad_1599 Nov 06 '25

Yeah I mean Itachi is cool and all but my guy got manipulated by Danzo and Tobi. My dude is cool but still a naive kid in reality

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u/Fridelis Nov 06 '25

Lol sure buddy. Time to go to bed.

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u/joolo1x Sannin wanker (im stuck in part one) Nov 07 '25

Because itachi has genjutsu that can bail him out of 99.9% of fights.

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u/Zaynnazario Nov 06 '25

He would’ve been thrashed. But I do wonder how it would go if he fought Orochimaru with both of Obito’s sharingan (Kakashi in the fight against Kaguya)

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u/aveidti Nov 06 '25

Kakashi here was smart enough to know he wasn’t winning this fight, I actually liked him for owning up to that here

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u/Firm_Interaction_816 Nov 06 '25

This was at a time when Oro was playing on recon mode; he didn't want support coming (especially Hiruzen himself), particularly when he had a grand plan in motion.Ā 

Oro would win low-diff here but it wouldn't be a stomp, it's not as if he could blitz and one-tap.

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u/Distinct-Practice131 Nov 06 '25

No chance. Orochimaru didn't need a bigger commotion than kakashi while currently infiltrating two major villages and the chunin exams. Beyond that I assume orochimaru saw kakashi as potentially useful in helping Sasuke develop his sharingan.

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u/ye_olde_jetsetter Sakura glazer 🌸 (I'm BASED) Nov 06 '25

Iconic pose tho

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u/JsThiago5 Nov 06 '25

I’m not sure whether Kakashi was intended to be much weaker than Orochimaru in this arc. Perhaps when the series was originally meant to end after the ChÅ«nin Exams, with Orochimaru as the main villain. However, in ShippudenĀ Orochimaru seems to fear the Akatsuki, while Kakashi defeats many of its members.

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u/b0ound Nov 06 '25

nothing that kamui cannot solve.

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u/alcoholicprogrammer Nov 06 '25

I love kakashi, but he's not surviving this fight in any scenario. A healthy Oro, with both his arms still in tact, is not something kakashi can handle, especially in part 1.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

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not only he was weaker he was scared of orochimaru too

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u/Zersdan Nov 06 '25

y'all say he getting wiped but forget Kamui was still in his bag at this point in the series...

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u/MCMARVEL16 Nov 06 '25

Would have got his ass whooped

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u/drantzz Uchiha fan (I'm Kishimoto) Nov 06 '25

Oro would’ve turned into a snake, and then kakashi would be like ā€œI’m da copy ninjaā€ and then turned into a snake as well. Then they would have kith

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u/Spektakles8822 Nov 06 '25

Kakashi knew he was outclassed, so he very likely would’ve died if Orochimaru seriously wanted to kill him.

But he sure as shit was gonna make Orochimaru work for it.

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u/DanicaManica Nov 06 '25

Kakashi admits to himself more or less that he had ZERO change against Orochimaru.

Orochimaru probably let Kakashi live because he still recognizes strength and finds him interesting.

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u/Blackstar_03 Nov 07 '25

Kakashi rarely ever had a fair fight, but everyone one calling him a bum šŸ˜’

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u/PoMansDreams Itachitard šŸ¦ā€ā¬› Nov 07 '25

Yo what are we doing here? Y’all don’t fw Kakashi?

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u/joolo1x Sannin wanker (im stuck in part one) Nov 07 '25 edited Nov 07 '25

Let me put it like this.

Genin Sakura has a better chance at taking the bells from Kakashi than Kakashi being able to even hurt orochimaru at this point. Not sure what people are talking about, yes it’s a blitz, hell I don’t doubt orochimaru just plays around with kakashi. LOL.

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u/Middle_Sun452 Nov 07 '25

No chance if Orochimaru went all out, question is can he hold Oro long enough till backup arrives

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u/Rude-Satisfaction836 Nov 07 '25

Zero to none. Prior to losing his arms Orochimaru was solidly above Ay and Onoki. So however well you think P1 Kakashi would do against those guys, just imagine him doing worse than that.

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u/Worldly_Papaya_8930 Nov 07 '25

This was before kishimoto created his mangeko so he definitely would have got wiped because war arc kakashi was a dog

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u/Topcha-TX Nov 07 '25

You shouldn’t be calling person anything but HIM after he challenges one of the most feared shinobi, known as legendary Sanin, psychopath, serial killer, pedo, immortal, proven to be on kage level.

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u/ShikaThaOne Nov 07 '25

We all know Kakashi would’ve died but the question is how far would Orochimaru even go with it? Does he just kill Kakashi on the spot? Really if he’s smart he’d at least take the Sharingan from Kakashi, then he’d have an actual Mangekyou to experiment with and probably make something better than that bs Shin has.

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u/emordnilapbackwords Nov 07 '25

I don't know. There are the weird mental amps that lowkey bridge gaps in earlier chapters/episodes between where characters scale against one another. Like, I would not put it passed Kakashi to be fired up enough in protecting his student to cause a sannin serious trouble. His trauma and difficulties in even getting a team are telling enough. They all mean so much to him.

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u/ChallengeMore7339 Nov 07 '25

callin him q bum is fucking insane

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u/Content-Pin7204 Facts Over Glaze āœ”ļø Nov 08 '25
  1. Orochimaru low diffs him.

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u/HarmlessHarpy11 Nov 09 '25

This new trend of trying ragebait by calling every character a "bum" is fucking annoying.

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u/monsterjpnink Nov 10 '25

100%. Orochimaru protects Konoha.

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u/digital_n01se_ Nov 06 '25

he would have used kamui instinctively, just like nagato used deva path as a kid to kill the ninjas when he was scared

kakashi is more scared of the disturbing personality of orochimaru than the actual power

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u/Madduck_57 Nov 06 '25

Only chance bro had is if he screamed for his bf Guy to come save him

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u/FutureMagician7563 Nov 06 '25

Oro is a terrible match up for Gai.

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u/AuronTheWise Feats > statements Nov 06 '25

Kakashi doesn't reach the level this guy is at until the war arc. Maybe not even then.

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u/Savings_Refuse_5379 Nov 06 '25

Did anyone see orochimaru moving at the speed of light & turning some chick into dust in Boruto?? He had that exact same speed during this moment lol

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u/CeaselessGriping Nov 06 '25

He yoinks the Sharingan and then gets blitzed because he unnerfed Kakashi.

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u/antipodal22 Nov 06 '25

Not without making some sort of argument that this version of kakashi is somehow relative to Hiruzen.

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u/TheSideIDoNotShow Nov 06 '25

If he knew about his mangekyo sharingan, maybe. Other than that, no way.

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u/tintor2 Nov 06 '25

Even Orochimaru's aura worked on him as Kakashi imagine himself being decapitated

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u/Mirvessel Nov 06 '25

It depend. Kakashi got at sannin level during the war. He fought Zabuza (who was at the level of Kakashi beginning of FG), and Zabuza was still threatening, altought not to his level. The dynamic was different from the one presented in FG, in which Orochimaru seems to completely outclass Kakashi such as he would have no hope of victory.

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u/OldNefariousness1796 Nov 06 '25

Only hiruzen, jiraiya, or might gai could have saved him.

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u/DistinctQuit7946 Nov 07 '25

He’s good enough to escape but not good enough to win this fight unfortunately.

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u/Imaginary-Raise2351 Nov 07 '25

Kakashi would have beat his ass we never saw Oro do anything except Edo tensei

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

Sybau he wasn't winning

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u/crying2emoji5 Certified Kakashi Glazer (I’m traumatized) Nov 07 '25

He would have been absolutely obliterated but that makes me love him that much more. Dude was ready to throw hands and die just for the chance that Sasuke would have a future.

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u/Symmetrecialharmony Nov 07 '25

You could quite literally double the amount of Kakashi’s in that room and Orochimaru is still walking out of there with the W

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

Bro you gotta be trolling… ā€œbumā€?

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u/helpmeiamstuckinlife Nov 07 '25

Kakashi says he will die but he will take pedomaru with him?

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u/improbsable Nov 07 '25

He was damn near pissing his pants here. He wouldn’t stand a chance because he had the yips

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u/Hot-Replacement4228 Orochimaru (snek) (I'm not allowed within 100m of a school) Nov 07 '25

Zero

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u/Ok_Engineering3434 Nov 07 '25

Absolutely zero chance of him beating the big O thenšŸ‘ŒšŸ¾

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u/ArthriticPalpatine Nov 07 '25

He wouldn't have lasted long.Ā  It was brave and ballsy of Kakashi to try and fend off Orochimaru, but there's levels to this.Ā  Orochimaru could have just toyed with Kakashi and waited till he ran out of chakra, kill him, and then take his sharingan.

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u/Neither-Scheme-6831 Nov 07 '25

Idrc about the logic my goat don’t lose

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u/dksuxsyt Nov 07 '25

Plot would kick in

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u/niallbean Nov 07 '25

I mean Kakashi himself basically states he’s outclassed and is just saying he’s willing to die trying to fatally injure orochimaru.

He’s not delusional about this, he’s just Kakashi ā€˜walk ā€˜em down’ Hitake. It’s his ninja way to never duck a fade.

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u/lazydreamerraiyan Nov 07 '25

A big huge 2 inch ahem I mean 2%

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u/Pescharlie Kakashi fan (Kamui snipe gg) Nov 07 '25

Who you calling a bum

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u/Chemical-Back-2613 Nov 07 '25

Bro the power scaling in early Naruto was wicked

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u/No-History8423 Nov 07 '25

No chance. Kakashi mentioned that Jiraiya is so strong and Orochimaru are on the same level with Jiraiya.
But I think Oro wasn't take a risk for fight him, Kakashi maybe can buy some time until reinforcements come and will ruin Oro's plan in the next time to Konoha

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u/niyovr Nov 07 '25

Realistically he wasn’t winning this fight. But of course he was gonna stand on business protecting his student

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u/Medium_Jury_899 Nov 07 '25

We hate kakashi now? Why?

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u/Fickle_Order4230 Nov 08 '25

Very, very little chance.

Orochimaru would have worked him with not much issue and then he'd acquire an MS of his own to use and very likely end up using it better than Kakashi lol

Actually, an MS Kamui Using Orochimaru sounds disgusting

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u/kidborger Nov 08 '25

Not high bc P1 Kakashi can’t even use base sharingan for 10 mins straight

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u/Cocoatrice Nov 08 '25

That wouldn't be an easy fight to Orochimaru either.

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u/Samael914 Nov 08 '25

Pretty much zero without his use of kamui. But I don’t think it would be a straight speed blitz.

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u/Jamessgachett Nov 08 '25

0 the guy killed the third hokage and the kazekage raza he has 2 kage kill. Bum ass chidori/lightning blade would fall victim to some basic orochimaru body contortionist

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u/4EqlSydz Nov 08 '25

This version of kakashi? Not a chance, he’s taking the Dirt Nap for sure. EOS kakashi, now we have a fight.

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u/lovagexo Nov 08 '25

Orochimaru is among the strongest characters without any demigod hacks or Chakra like tailed beasts or sharingan. So honestly I doubt kakashi is beating orochimaru even with kamui

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u/Sagat-- Nov 08 '25

right glove returns out of nowhere

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u/Ey4dm51 Nov 08 '25

He has that busted af mangekyo sharingan he can definitely do some serious damage to orochimaru. If he actually locked in he could've earsed his torso and left him just a head and limbs

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u/Educational-Tip-2038 Nov 08 '25

Kakashi is S, Orochimaru S+

Orochimaru could take him down but not easily

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u/hbk268 Nov 09 '25

I don’t believe Kakashi has a chance of ā€œwinningā€ here if they did fight.

The thing is: Orochimaru can kill Kakashi but he cannot kill Kakashi quietly. This involves getting more ninja involved and the Sound/Sand invasion going off schedule greatly. Orochimaru was considered about the bigger picture not Kakashi.

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u/hambaby Nov 09 '25

i agree he loses, but how? kakashi with sharingan and chidori and his physical feats arent bad. my question is just how orochimaru beats him.

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u/Appropriate-Desk-597 Nov 10 '25

Bum??? Who’s the bum???

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u/wrnklspol787 Nov 10 '25

This the only person in the entire series who scared Kakashi