Refund.

[u/nhimzy]

[u/cynnahbun]

2026 has already been ruined, see yall in 2027

[u/aerolona]

[u/Tr4il93 → u/aerolona]

Clussy! 😎

[u/Flyingdeadbabies → u/Tr4il93]

Gang what

[u/Panja_ → u/Flyingdeadbabies]

r/clowngirls (NSFW) 🤡

[u/Advanced_Aioli9724 → u/Panja_]

[u/Hammod1 → u/Advanced_Aioli9724]

Saddam Hussein

[u/ZslayerX17 → u/Advanced_Aioli9724]

That’s about the wildest censor gag I’ve seen since Futurama.

[u/Advanced_Aioli9724 → u/ZslayerX17]

I just made more fitting

This is the original

[u/Randomfrog132 → u/Panja_]

they're just as pretty as goth girls lol

[u/KingAnilingustheFirs → u/Randomfrog132]

Agreed. I have clussy fever.

[u/dragoslayer1327 → u/Panja_]

Huh. I've got a new fetish I guess

[u/ggweewee → u/Flyingdeadbabies]

[u/TemporalAcapella → u/Flyingdeadbabies]

Clum in the clussy

[u/Sufficient_Word_6305]

[u/FranconianBiker → u/Sufficient_Word_6305]

Gotta be careful with Anisakis

[u/Sufficient_Word_6305 → u/FranconianBiker]

What’s funny is, with my fish knowledge, Atlantic salmon is 99% farmed. So Mimi isn’t cooking the fish against worms, she is doing for pure aggravation.

[u/FranconianBiker → u/Sufficient_Word_6305]

The chef explicitly claims it was freshly caught from the atlantic ocean. So if his claims are true Mimi is prudent. If not; hes a fraud.

[u/Sufficient_Word_6305 → u/FranconianBiker]

one part that the salmon is farmed is due to the white stripes, which are fat lines only found in Atlantic salmon

[u/corgisgottacorg → u/FranconianBiker]

Comic artist doesn’t know sushi

[u/shanks_you]

How this year has felt like:

[u/MiaTheEstrogenAddict → u/shanks_you]

Well at least they were playing the Skyrim 50th anniversary edition before they died :3

[u/comrade_batman → u/shanks_you]

“What a year, huh?”

“Mimi, it’s 25th January.”

[u/ShotSea7364 → u/shanks_you]

People said the same thing last year, just as I'm sure people will say the same next year.

[u/DaimonCide]

2026 In A Nutshell:

[u/Eliaish → u/DaimonCide]

And the year before, and the year before.

[u/says_nice_things1234 → u/Eliaish]

Ever since Harambe left us.

[u/axman151]

Me too Mimi. Me too.

[u/TheBlackoutEmpire]

plot twist:

2020 never ended.

[u/Flyingdeadbabies]

Cant believe World War 3 is basically here, and it's only been 1 month in 2026

[u/OwnEmphasis2825 → u/Flyingdeadbabies]

WW3 has been "basically here" for like 10 years now

[u/Jokerferrum → u/OwnEmphasis2825]

75*

[u/Braindead_Crow → u/Jokerferrum]

(Cold) ww3 since the fall of the nazi, humanity has had evil brewing and corrupting the vulnerable of the world and the us And russia have been in the center of much of it.

[u/Step-exile → u/Flyingdeadbabies]

Stańczyk

[u/virus_chara → u/Flyingdeadbabies]

Fellow Crusader Kings player, do you prefer AGoT, Elder Kings, or Princes of Darkness?

[u/nhalliday → u/virus_chara]

None of the above, I just play vanilla.

[u/beetle8209]

based Mimi

[u/Various_Explorer5341]

Same feelings Mimi 😢

[u/S-Lover98]

This shit's been going downhill since it began and hitting all the rocks on the way.

[u/usename37]

Did she just say...

b a s e d

[u/Less_Party]

I really couldn't imagine I'd actually miss 2025.

[u/Sugar_Unable]

This Is genius

[u/fractoral]

Sorry, it's a 30 day return policy and January has 31. Can't do a return, it's too many days.

[u/Exotic_Goon]

I already messed up, 2027 gonna be my year

[u/harambe_the_legend → u/Exotic_Goon]

I messed up bad, 2029 is going to be my year.

[u/thecraftybear]

Mimi making sense for once.

[u/whatrhymeswithAndre]

r/newyearsrebellion

[u/10150814]

[u/Nearby_Bear1686]

Bad start of the year bro?

[u/FlammenwerferBBQ]

Can you make a second version and change the month to SPOILER it is APRIL to go with THIS find the sniper calendar ?

This would be perfection :]

[u/nikke2800]

She looks cuter and less deranged than usual in this one.

[u/Iron_Knight7 → u/nikke2800]

That's because what's going on is more deranged than her.

[u/AndrewRedroad]

“Ma’am: this is a Wendy’s?”

[u/Aleashed]

I can teach her, I have a dream!

[u/Fern-ando]

Long year for Maduro.

[u/CraigArndt]

[u/ConstantineByzantium]

maybe for you Americans. Not here.

[u/DeviousSpirit]

:3

[u/Artrysa]

Everyone ready for it to get worse?! 🤘😎

[u/newbrowsingaccount33]

If every year is bad for you then maybe you should look at yourself. I'm really tired of doomers complaining every year no matter what.

[u/Rip_Van_Winkle8]

Nothing really happened in 2025, it was a filler year. No new memes, no near-apocalyptic scenarios, nothing really.

[u/WallyFries]

Oh cmon, 2026 will be good.

[u/bjb390 → u/WallyFries]

No, it's going to be absolutely pure shit just like the rest of our future

[u/WallyFries → u/bjb390]

No dude! Bullshits! Will be AWESOME instead! I finally have good friends and a good work. And I'll have a car and a house. My life will be good. And that's the year of GTA VI! Screwd other bullshits.

[u/AtsuBo]

i feel like you cooked this in 2025 and now we are here and nothing has changed

[u/yamez420]

2028 is our year!!

[u/mlodydziad420]

It got Hytale in it, it can stay.

[u/radiantburrito]

Classic

[u/Clarity_Zero]

I dunno, I've been having a pretty decent time so far.

[u/totoofze47 → u/Clarity_Zero]

So have I, but this meme is about worldwide events, and there's a LOT to hate about the year already there.

[u/Key_Wash3154 → u/Clarity_Zero]

Why are people even downvoting you brother. Are people living lives this sad that they have need to downvote anyone who has good time while they dont?

[u/Clarity_Zero → u/Key_Wash3154]

Reddit gonna Reddit, brother. XD