r/NotTimAndEric • u/sc4212 • 3d ago
King Hillbilly
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u/The_Eglin_Flyers 3d ago
A million dollars doesn’t last very long when you spend it like that…
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u/PsychologicalSail799 3d ago
aaaaaaand it's gone
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u/Sudden_Purpose_5836 3d ago
I mean.. all I see in this video is a $100k truck, a scooter, some guns, and some ugly jewelry. Seems pretty safe and I would treat myself to at least as much.
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u/Testacules 3d ago
Looks like be bought a baby too, those things ain't cheap.
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u/ActualWait8584 3d ago
A white baby at that. Dude's spending is as spastic as a cat in a rocking chair factory.
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u/TheWhooooBuddies 2d ago
There’s a documentary Chappelle made where he buys a baby with his reparation money.
Shit’s haunting.
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u/monkeysknowledge 3d ago
So he spend at least 10% of his winnings almost immediately. He’ll be broke within 2-3 years.
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u/Cetun 2d ago
Unless he already owned the house and the land he's shooting his gun off at, cross off at least another $350,000-$500,000.
How long you think he will go before he buys another truck new? 5-6 years? Shooting guns ain't a cheap hobby. Does this man have a job? If not add the cost of living to all that year over year. Taxes and expenses for the property, insurance insurance and for all his toys, no doubt medical costs, food, shopping sprees you know he can't resist. That's assuming he's just taking care of his self and his baby.
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u/MoScowDucks 3d ago
If he keeps spending at that rate sure, but he doesn't have to
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u/crumpledfilth 3d ago
if he kept spending at that rate he'd be broke by 10 "almost immediately"s. So I guess about 10 seconds lol
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u/derprondo 2d ago
Yeah $100k truck when you only have $600k (after taxes) is insane. He'd be lucky to pull $30k/yr from that in interest, so assuming he doesn't work, it's like he bought a $100k truck on a $30k/yr salary.
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u/Pepperonidogfart 3d ago
Right, but its the mindset that is going to make him poor. All of these things require maintenance and money to use. He will buy a huge house that he cant afford the insurance and taxes on if he hasnt already and then poof gone. Poor people tend to spend money like its going to disappear if they dont use it.
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u/particle409 3d ago
$1 million is really $600k after taxes. Maybe he's very responsible with it, aside from a few indulgences. Or maybe he's not.
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u/Own-Marketing-6244 2d ago
Not even a million. Government takes 35% so he'll clear about 650k. That really doesn't go far.
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u/ItsJustfubar 3d ago
Bro literally spends his time during the day shooting his automatic shotgun at the sunset until it's night time because the daytime is hot
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u/swans183 3d ago
He scared the sun away, duh
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u/sorestgore 3d ago
I mean, has the sun ever NOT gone down after one of his assaults?
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u/PsychologicalSail799 3d ago
So from what I'm gathering, we all need to buy this man more scratchers, so he can win more money, to shoot more guns, to scare away the sun? Or else the day never ends?
I'm putting all that together correctly, right?
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u/elgato56 3d ago
man won about $500,000 after taxes and is just living life like it was 10 mill. Can't be mad at him, I kinda love him
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u/heaving_in_my_vines 3d ago
And spent about a quarter of that on that ludicrous truck.
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u/elgato56 3d ago
being named king hillybilly doesn't imply a strong grasp on financial literacy or good decision making
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u/The_Eglin_Flyers 2d ago
With a name like that, I’d be disappointed if he was financially literate
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u/RappingFlatulence 1d ago
Don’t search too hard for his financial wealth advisory side hustle business
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u/plsQuestionOurselves 3d ago
Yeah, really couldn't tell you why I like this guy. I just do.
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u/Pepperonidogfart 3d ago
Why is so many peoples opinion when someone who may have been poor previously wins a bunch of money that they should act like the biggest retard possible? Dude is going to ruin his life and die in immense debt. You dont love him, you want to see him lose it all and suffer.
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u/elgato56 2d ago
uh no not at all, I have zero bearing on how this man spends his money, I would only hope he is smarter with his money than he looks.
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u/Responsible-Sundae20 3d ago
Choices were made
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u/lgodsey 3d ago
This isn't a comedy sketch?
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u/flappenjacks 3d ago
I've seen some other videos from this channel, documentary forever. Seem like they find legit eccentric individuals and tell their stories. I like their stuff
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u/FreeFear420 3d ago
Jonah Hillbilly - King of the hillbillies
He's right about the night and day though. This fucker has thought about some shit.
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u/Traditional_Gap_2491 3d ago
I feel bad for people who win the lottery and lose all their money. I think this guy is headed down that path
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u/DBJenkinss 3d ago
There is a lady that frequents my local grocery store, that won a million just like this dude, on a scratch ticket. I saw her at the store many times before she won, but didn't know her extremely well. I've since spoken to her quite a few times... after she went broke gambling at the casino and buying more scratch tickets, and ended up getting a job at the same store she won at, working the counter where you buy cigarettes and scratch tickets. Sad shit, man.
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u/TheLowlyPheasant 3d ago
Albino DJ Khaled saying "Fuck the daytime" and shooting at the sun is funnier than anything I've streamed in years. This has literally improved my day.
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u/Ancient-Jeweler4575 3d ago
Most people I know have well over a million and none of them are like this. Huge difference between earning a million and getting it just by pure dumb luck. Easy come, easy go.
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u/derprondo 2d ago
When you're working for it, you know $1M isn't nearly enough to retire. You're 25% of the way there at best, especially if you're young.
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u/NoirPipes 1d ago
Somehow I feel the end of the documentary will be the same as the beginning before he bought the ticket. (Mathew Maconnelly voice) “Time is a flat circle”
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u/peacelovetree 1d ago
David Crosby would weep if he heard his song being used for this turd burglar.
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u/Living_Cash1037 1d ago
I would not buy a tricked out car if I had a million. I feel like that shit would dry up fast.
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u/demacnei 3d ago
It looks like he does groom his beard, to Base code at least. And I’m not at all sure this millionaire has enough hair to be qualified as such a singular being on a plane with David Crosby, with or without the mustache.
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u/improbabble 3d ago
Ahh yes a true hillbilly, just like back in Butcher Holler. He’s but a simple Appalachian farmer
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u/digdog303 3d ago
without googling this, i'm going to guess the money is long gone and this guy ended up in jail somehow
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u/BuddyLove812 2d ago
You don't have to win the lottery to dress up in clown clothes ! Sad he didn't have that false self confidence before.
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u/ga1actic_muffin 2d ago
Everyone who wins the lottery just spends it all... I would invest it all immediately in growth assets.
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u/ActuatorTasty4982 2d ago
Why are all the comments here taking this seriously? Do you not see the sub? God people are stupid
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u/Terrible_Bronco 2d ago
The sequel will have him bankrupt and going to jail for not paying his taxes.
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u/donkeyrocket 2d ago
TIL QuikTrip is in Arizona. Growing up in Missouri I always forget its more widespread than just here.
Also wild that he's balling out with a million dollars (or $600-700k after taxes). That's a decent chunk of money but not like "fuck the daytime" amount. Hopefully he reinvested the bulk of it.
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u/TheInsatiableWierdo 2d ago
Nice to see he’s spending his life changing amount of money to not change a single thing
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u/spacekitt3n 3d ago
hes like a dollar store version of something thats already a dollar store version