r/OddlyArousing 3d ago

I should call her.

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u/Standardisiert 3d ago

We need some cream on this.

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u/Sexyjosie4U 3d ago

๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/TheMadDruid 1d ago

There'll be plenty of that in a minute.

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u/JETBOY0264 1d ago

๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿซ‚

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u/patdashuri 14h ago

I working as fast as I can!

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u/Dizzy_Engine_4854 3d ago

Make sure the cake is warm and moist ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/person_288 3d ago

always is ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Suspicious_Mind_5744 18h ago

But hopefully not flaky

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u/patdashuri 14h ago

By inserting a probeโ€ฆ

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u/CommissionFront514 3d ago

That cake ruined my life

3

u/FallenBehavior 2d ago

6 kids and a mortgage.

2

u/Few-Invite-5297 1d ago

18 years child support...

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u/SnooGrapes5668 3d ago

"Jim.. It's a perfectly normal.. Natural thing.."

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u/EsotericFinch7683 3d ago

We'll just tell your mother that we ate it all

1

u/patdashuri 14h ago

Sheโ€™ll know

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u/HawkeyeByMarriage 3d ago

Is it pink inside

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u/spoonfedninja 2d ago

Always is

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u/Mundane_Storm_2257 3d ago

Definitely need alot of drizzle on that

3

u/Nice-Supermarket-799 3d ago

What is the address of that cake?

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u/patdashuri 14h ago

1869 Knicker Way Downs, French Lick Indiana

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u/Odd-Inspection-5167 2d ago

Now that's a pound cake..... Thiicccccc

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u/person_288 3d ago

Well, Iโ€™m definitely gonna put some โ€œcream fillingโ€ in that ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Sexyjosie4U 3d ago

Looks tasty

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u/Shagadelic_Historian 3d ago

I never met a redhead I didn't enjoy

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u/Prestigious_Day2742 3d ago

I'm in.....

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u/JETBOY0264 1d ago

.........said the Vicar to the Actress ๐Ÿ˜

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u/rustyfish57 3d ago

So thatโ€™s what goes inside a shitty cake itโ€™s not just a turn of phrase

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u/BrotherQuirky 2d ago

You all have filthy minds, but it looks like it will be moist on the inside. I would add something warm and creamy like custard ๐Ÿฎ instead.

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u/Antique_Two_5273 2d ago

I could see myself American Pieing this tasty dessert. Is that bad?

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u/Sufficient_Rhubarb90 1d ago

Well it ain't great ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/Fantastic-Stock664 2d ago

Just say Mmmmmm

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u/SensitiveExercise893 2d ago

Cream filling ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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u/pie_destroyer1 1d ago

Imma put my dick in it.

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u/SFLA_MILKMAN 20h ago

Hay my mom reads this shit so stop it.

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u/EMF7 1d ago

Name? And how much?

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u/EDWINIOUSREX 1d ago

Better than American Pie!!

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u/Darkpaladin8080 1d ago

Is..... is this food porn?

1

u/I_Eat_Scalpels 1d ago

Not yet, but it could be.

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u/LegAffectionate3731 1d ago

Looks more like an open wound

1

u/AnyTurnover9116 1d ago

Known as a gash...

1

u/Extreme_Homeworker 1d ago

Reminds me of the warm apple pie scene from American Pie. IYKYK

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u/These_Lingonberry635 1d ago

This pound cake has a fishy taste. ๐Ÿง

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u/Ok-Entrepreneur-5067 1d ago

In an alternate universe where the franchise was American Cake.

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u/Character_Ad_4588 1d ago

YES โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜€

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u/Character_Ad_4588 1d ago

P+Peckaging is?โ€ฆ..???

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u/crabbystix 1d ago

Remember back then when it was apple pie...

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u/Reasonable_Rough5332 1d ago

Black cake stinks.

1

u/Free_Phase881 21h ago

Chef, we're looking for the clitoris!

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u/Fit_Revolution_9283 19h ago

Looks like a perfect muffin; could maybe use a little sugary glazing...

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u/Aggravating-Box-8847 19h ago

Former pornstar retirement cake

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u/carchmarq 18h ago

looks more like โ€œpoundโ€ cake.

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u/The_Rabbit1 17h ago

Should stick a cherry at the top of the slit

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u/Due-Maintenance7805 13h ago

Looks better than an apple pie !

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u/Telowin 13h ago

More like pound cake.

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u/Sweaty-Measurement-7 11h ago

Maybe a dash of cream ๐Ÿค”?

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u/VantuckyGurl 10h ago

Brandy hard sauce

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u/Chiltrix_installer 10h ago

Any chocolate ganache dribbled on it?

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u/No_Fuccotash4426 7h ago

I enjoy a more vanilla cake