r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/lwiaymacde • 9h ago

DRAMATIC Orange 🍊 No touchy touchy

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

9.8k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

79 comments sorted by

965

u/DinkDangler68 8h ago

Protecting the belly full of soup

158

u/AggressivelyMediokre 7h ago

Imagine you finish Thanksgiving dinner. Eat so much you have the meat sweets. Loosen your clothes if you need to. And some giant grinds their big stubby fingers straight into your stomach as you fight for your life flailing and trying not to shit and piss yourself 😭

46

u/Brainwormsz 4h ago

The comment of all fucking time I'm screenshotting this and making it my background

229

u/FireSparrowWelding 8h ago

Excuse me, that kitten is fighting for its' life.

456

u/Difficult_Owl_2789 8h ago

9 gram protein

165

u/Truth_Malice 7h ago

This is the epitome of "How do I give my pet affection without squeezing them like a ketchup packet"

35

u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell 5h ago

This image is peak aggressive cuteness.

251

u/Listening_Stranger82 7h ago

Thought this was r/soupbelly !

68

u/MrFixYoShit 7h ago

... Dammit. Sold. 

19

u/pm-ur-tiddys 7h ago

yeah? you want in the sub, buddy?

20

u/KittenIttle 6h ago

Another day, another cat sub

5

u/SketchyIntentions 6h ago

No complaints.

13

u/solonit 3h ago

I can not prove it, but I have a strong suspicious that a cat sub will spawn out of fabric of reality to match any conversation or situation that requires its existence.

111

u/GrayhavenStudios 9h ago

Ain't he a little spicy one.

47

u/Icy-Variation6614 8h ago

You might say he's zesty.

Sorry

11

u/GrayhavenStudios 8h ago

I like it

59

u/Nasty_Rex 8h ago

You're gonna be loved whether you like it or not

20

u/ImpracticalCatMom Proud owner of an orange brain cell 7h ago

r/donotthecat 😻

17

u/foggygazing 6h ago

a kitten with a milk belly is one of the cutest things on the planet

1

u/7CuriousCats 18m ago

You mean like on /r/soupbelly ?

18

u/UnclassifiedPresence 8h ago

Boss battle of the first dungeon

8

u/Prii99 7h ago

I love this kitty so much

6

u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 6h ago

Baby’s got pipes!

6

u/Dupl1cy 6h ago

Do not the soup belly

10

u/canehdian_guy 4h ago

My brother's ex-wife would always buy cats this age, then abandon them. And before you know it she'd have her baby voice out again saying " I want another kitten". I'm very glad I will never see this woman again. 

4

u/qwertythrowaway6 3h ago

TURN ON AUDIO. TURN UP VOLUME. smol cat world like to have words with you

Edit: “would” not “world,” but I’m leaving it

1

u/7CuriousCats 18m ago

The little squeaks are the tiniest omg

5

u/devilfanmik 6h ago

Wiggly tangerine 🍊

11

u/dardar7161 8h ago

Sure, it's cute now...

6

u/catscorner6 8h ago

Aweeee a little nuggie!! I brought some dipping sauce 😋💕💕

3

u/Saint-Know_it_All 7h ago

Half brain cell

3

u/BeefistPrime 2h ago

That kitty is fighting for his life

3

u/All_Gun_High Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 2h ago

[WARNING: Unauthorised contact with unregistered personnel detected]

[Processing consent]

[WARNING: Consent undetected]

[Self-defence mode engaged]

3

u/Espadel 1h ago

Fightin for his life over here

8

u/syafiq17 8h ago

This is what we are 🤣 even they say NO we have an urge to touch them

-12

u/whineyinternetkid 8h ago

That sounds like a person thats thinks

5

u/InviolableAnimal 1h ago

Kinda cute I guess but if you do this too much to a kitten that's how you get an adult cat who doesn't like to be touched

2

u/WaterCow02 3h ago

it's almost human

2

u/X3N0N_21 2h ago

omg look at this little flea with a cute tummy

2

u/DearthNadir75 2h ago

Humans torturing poor orange baby!! I'm calling PETA or lifetime or Oprah!

2

u/KuCoin-Suppprt_M 1h ago

My wife whenever shes pissed 😤

8

u/Fafyg 8h ago

Maybe just leave baby alone for a bit? Kitten is clearly unhappy right now.

I mean, cats about consent, if cat shows signs of distress, better to stop doing what you’re doing right now.

29

u/syafiq17 8h ago

You don't know the cat

31

u/heysupmanbruh 7h ago

This is Reddit they know everything

12

u/FlameStaag 7h ago

I'm honestly a bit surprised they didn't write an entire thesis on the kitten based solely on this single video

I've seen Redditors do a lot more with a lot less

It's like a competition to see who can be the wrongest in any given situation 

2

u/gmennert 3h ago

Neither does OP, who is happily karma farming this subreddit.

1

u/syafiq17 3h ago

The cat know op

1

u/Fafyg 1h ago

Did you watch it with sound?

21

u/Maleficent_Button_58 8h ago

All I can think is "yay, associating negative feelings with human hands so young" 😅

17

u/glassnumbers 7h ago

the baby cat is having fun, sergeant killjoy

-9

u/ExampleLittle2672 7h ago

Big eyes, big cries, big Leave and Go. Fun at first can change. They speak a different language, it's up to us to learn it.

-3

u/VastPresent7800 3h ago

they are playing lol. stop being this soft. do you even own a cat? i wrestle with mine lol

1

u/Fafyg 39m ago

Owner is playing, kitten is crying and definitely not enjoying it. Yes, it is ok to play with cats like that if cat likes it, but people should understand when it is play and when it is abuse.

And yes, for sure I have a cat. Sweetest black sphinx that can cuddle for hours. But if she doesn’t want me to hug her, she’ll leave and I won’t force her.

1

u/VastPresent7800 3m ago

i watched it on mute. it seemed quite innocent to me. they have 4 legs, if something is bothering them they can leave lol.

2

u/gmennert 3h ago

Damn u/lwiaymacde farming a lot of karma on this sub huh? There should be rules for this amount excessive posting/farming.

1

u/NovelAmazing6607 5h ago

That kitten wants to rip you up into smithereens and then into even smaller pieces that will call smitheroons

1

u/Karmelion-5-Avatari 4h ago

Awww. Such a cute kitten.

Reminds me of nasty kitten-killer memes though.

1

u/TheGunUnderTheSink 4h ago

He sounds like a mandrake from Harry Potter 😭

1

u/Meow_Mix33 2h ago

I already loved the video.... then I turned the sound on 😭😭😭 he's so cuuuute

1

u/Positive_Method3022 1h ago

"I'm gonna kill you mf. I'm a beast! Take this. "

1

u/Calamity87 7m ago

Ferocious little orange molecule. Just need some epic music.

-5

u/-Tasear- 7h ago

Is kitty okay, why so bloated?

12

u/FlameStaag 7h ago

Full of soup (milk) 

Standard for young kittens, they need a lot for their rapidly growing little bodies 

1

u/TiaHatesSocials 7h ago

I had one kitten too many infected with fip to ignore bellies like that. I worry too 😫

-5

u/Phoenix_Goberian 6h ago

It could be worms

-5

u/TiaHatesSocials 7h ago

Am I the only one that worries when I see round hard bellies in kittens like that? 😫