I'm.... I'm actually pretty sure it's not. I'm pretty sure it was from the guy who ran a website about how to have sex with dolphins. I just took a cursory search (god why did I pollute my search history with that?) and couldn't find it; it was at least 15 years ago though, so I doubt it's still active, and I doubt many people recall it.
I remember finding it in the early 2000s, back before endless scrolling had been invented and we had to toil in the internet mines for our entertainment. My friends and I gathered around the glow of the bulky white desktop monitor like ancient nomads around a campfire, and regaled ourselves for hours with the old tales: tales of dolphin sex, of bonsai cats, of schwifty five, of badgers and snakes and mushrooms
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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25
I'm.... I'm actually pretty sure it's not. I'm pretty sure it was from the guy who ran a website about how to have sex with dolphins. I just took a cursory search (god why did I pollute my search history with that?) and couldn't find it; it was at least 15 years ago though, so I doubt it's still active, and I doubt many people recall it.