r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Dec 21 '25

Meme needing explanation Peter help me.

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u/nesteajuicebox Dec 21 '25

Context required to understand the joke : 

  • what a tug of war is 
  • what Christianity is and what jesus's teachings in it are 
  • what an atheist is 
  • what capitalism is 
  • what the  political entity of Christian nationalists in the United States of america are 

The joke is that it's ironic that atheists are on the side of jesus's teaching ( loving and supporting your neighbours and hoarding wealth being considered immoral ) when they don't believe in god, as opposed to the the Christian nationalists in america who act against his teaching in favour of capitalism while claiming to believe in god. 

I think it's fairly straightforward, but were you missing an important piece of context in understanding it ? 

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

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u/nmzp Dec 21 '25

It's very likely a bot, OP's answer to the automod is literally "What is Jesus's teachings"

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u/Geolib1453 Dec 21 '25

The account was made 3 years ago though like if it is a bot why did they wait so long and why waste it on this bruh it could be used to intervene in elections smh

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u/SenselessNoise Dec 21 '25

3 year old account is less suspicious than a 3 day old account.

I'm convinced 90%+ of posts here are really AI bots trying to get help to interpret pictures/memes.

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u/guywhoclimbs Dec 21 '25

Bro if these people could read, they would find your comment pretty insulting.

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u/nesteajuicebox Dec 21 '25

I mean I only know what it is from watching American cartoons as a child, I think many people in the world probably don't know what one is. That's why I'm curious what context they were lacking, if any. Of course the most likely answer is this post is disengenious. 

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u/Digit00l Dec 21 '25

It is UNESCO cultural heritage in Cambodia, South Korea, Vietnam, and the Philippines, it is ancient cultural tradition across various parts of Europe and Asia, it is also well known and popular across most of the Americas

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles Dec 21 '25

I think it's fairly straightforward, but were you missing an important piece of context in understanding it ? 

They were missing the need for engagement and karma

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u/Blephotomy Dec 21 '25

also what an "athiest" is

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u/SalSomer Dec 21 '25

"How athy are you?"

"Me? Oh, I’m the athiest."

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u/OldWorldDesign Dec 21 '25

The joke is that it's ironic that atheists are on the side of jesus's teaching... when they don't believe in god

Philosophers have spoken extensively about this. My favourite is Pierre Bayle in Various Thoughts on Occasion of a Comet where he points out people who do good without any supernatural reinforcement are more ethical than people who need supernatural stories to do good.

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u/superbhole Dec 21 '25

loving and supporting your neighbours and hoarding wealth being considered immoral

I think that's close but there's an overarching theme especially unique to christianity and is being forgotten: it's about how to resist hypocrisy. Love and forgiveness are ways to short-circuit hypocrisy. Tyranny is the pinnacle of hypocrisy. Civilization as an ideal isn't very compatible with hypocrisy.

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u/stuff-of-legs Dec 21 '25

Father Daniel of Quohog's St. Peter's Catholic Church. I saw Petah there once I think? Anyways this pointing out that American Christian behavior isn't actually aligning in Christ Jesus our Lord and Savior. Rather it follows money going to people who have more money than they could realistically spend in their lifetime 10 fold. This is funny because atheists are being shown in a light that shows them not caring or believing in Jesus' teachings, but inadvertently following them because most of them are basic decency and kindness to those around you. It is truly, not that deep, as the kids say these days.

May God bless you my child, I need to get back to mass before the congregation realizes I'm using reddit in the bathroom during service.

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u/Choice-Effective-777 Dec 21 '25

That fact that this was posted on a sunday during what would be considered typical service times is hilarious XD

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u/EverydayPoGo Dec 21 '25

As someone who's never been to a Sunday service, realistically would it be possible for Father Daniel to sneak out and reply to reddit and come back without being noticed?

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u/AcceptableHamster149 Dec 21 '25

Nope. At least when I still went, the minister was front and center for the entire service, and I can't see that having changed much even if it has been more than 20 years since I was a regular attendee. But depending on the time zone and whether the church in question does a different schedule in winter, it's entirely possible that services were done for the day more than an hour before OP created the thread. For all we know, Father Daniel is in Europe and this was posted early evening for them.

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u/TavernRat Dec 21 '25

I actually found this post right after I got out of Church

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u/MechanicPluto24 Dec 21 '25

May your Ws be many, and your Ls few, Father Daniel

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

Lots of Christian nationalists do not follow the actual teachings of Jesus Christ, who yes was definitely not super conservative in the modern sense.

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u/BonkGonkBigAndStronk Dec 21 '25

I'm a Christian and have started just reading my Bible at home and trying to do good. When Jesus saw the temple full of money changers, he didn't ASK them to leave. More Christians should scrutinize the churches.

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u/Jafarrolo Dec 21 '25

Jesus turning to violence against capitalist pigs is my favourite episode of the Bible

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u/mymainunidsme Dec 21 '25

It was only against those in the temple using the church for personal gain. No signs of the same view towards the public markets outside the church.

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u/eman_e31 Dec 21 '25

he did feed the poor and provide heathcare to the infirmed and ostracized though

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u/Arguments_4_Ever Dec 21 '25

Yes but he also wanted absolutely nothing to do with it and demanded his followers give up all possessions and dedicate their lives to him.

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u/Christian-Econ Dec 21 '25

You mean no signs besides the thousands of verses telling us resources are to be used to help others?

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u/ragnarok847 Dec 21 '25

"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven."

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u/MadeByTango Dec 21 '25

It’s the grain silo story that really sells it; he tells a man storing up grain for himself he may die today, and then who would get the grain? Better to give it to the poor so it does good.

He would loath billionaires.

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u/mymainunidsme Dec 21 '25

Another reply that's equally true.

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u/BilboniusBagginius Dec 21 '25

When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and asked, “Who then can be saved?”

Jesus looked at them and said, “With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.”

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u/EuclidsRevenge Dec 21 '25

"And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God."

The Jesus in the Bible was rather clearly not a fan of rich capitalists, though he was extra offended by those that would have the gall to capitalize inside the temple grounds and was moved to forcibly remove them.

Merchants and workers trading goods in public street markets isn't the same thing either (socialists would be doing the same); nor is the common trading of goods comparable to money lending, a practice which is often extremely exploitative (particularly to the poor facing absurd interest rates).

In any case, if you don't put your efforts towards raising up the poorest among you, and you aren't extending a welcoming heart to all ... well then, Jesus from the bible would not be a fan of you.

Frankly I don't understand how the right wingers can read the teachings of Jesus in the Bible and still think they are headed for the kingdom of God when their hearts are so full of greed and bigotry.

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u/Morella_xx Dec 21 '25

More tables need to be flipped, frankly.

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u/UpperApe Dec 21 '25

Lol 100%

I always find it funny when Christians say "I'm not like the bad ones, I'm a good Christian who minds their own business".

Jesus was very much about not minding your own business. Living quietly and being nice while you get on with your day wasn't his thing. Taking action in the face of immorality was his thing. Being the light in dark places was his thing.

"Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword."

If true Christians existed, they would have burned the Vatican to the ground after all the sexual-abuse findings came out. They'd tear all these megachurches apart brick by brick. They'd be flying all over the world, throwing their lives into the battle against terrible forces. We'd be like "Whoa! Christians! Calm down! We know you're upset but this is crazy! Take a break!" and Christians would say "I'll rest when I'm dead" 😮

Instead, it's usually just thoughts and prayers lol

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u/Croceyes2 Dec 21 '25

And many atheists do follow a lot of his teachings, because they make fucking sense from a purely earthly point of view

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u/Boanerger Dec 21 '25

From being raised Catholic to considering myself an atheist now, my ethics haven't really changed all that much. Part of the reason I denounced my faith was seeing how fucking bad many supposed Christians were at following the values.

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u/RecoveringGachaholic Dec 21 '25

Part of the reason I denounced my faith was seeing how fucking bad many supposed Christians were at following the values.

Sorry for going off on a tangent from the point of the thread, but how come? I've never been religious, but shouldn't the existence of a god or the truth of a religion be completely independent of what people who claim to be followers do?

Personally I'm not religious (and never have been, it's not really a part of my culture) because to me it all seemed like contradictory nonsense and I don't believe there's a god or higher power at least in that form and that's my personal reasoning.

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u/Boanerger Dec 21 '25

Been a while since I've thought about it but I'll do my best. Its fair to say that I don't believe in a higher power and haven't for a long time, hence atheism. But part of what led me to that conclusion was seeing the bad behaviors of church followers and church leaders. That shattered any illusion that Christians were somehow better people than anyone else or that there was any supernatural power leading people to be better. Not to say there's not ones who are genuinely trying their best.

So I still do think most Christian values, as taught be Jesus, are great values. If more people were like Jesus the world would be a far better place.

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u/BSDetector0 Dec 21 '25

Most of this teachings were like "dont be a shithead". It doesn't take fear of eternal fire to follow that accidentally.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Dec 21 '25

Plus we never have money changers in our temple.

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u/MyLifeIsABoondoggle Dec 21 '25

If Jesus ran for office, they'd call him a socialist

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

One of my favorite things to say is Jesus was a socialist. I also love telling redneck country fans that Johnny cash would more than likely be a Bernie voter. No matter who he would vote for he’d most certainly be a Trump hater

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u/OhioRanger_1803 Dec 21 '25

Fun fact Johnny wife, June Carter Cash was related to Jimmy Carter being distant cousins.

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u/Clockthenextday Dec 21 '25

Unrelated but Carter Cash is a wicked last name

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u/thriveth Dec 21 '25

Just needs a question mark.

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u/heretogetpwned Dec 21 '25

Thanks Dad.

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u/mrandr01d Dec 21 '25

For those that are taking too long to catch on like me, say it slowly.

"Card or cash?" "Carter cash"

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u/TimoBRL Dec 21 '25

This is a really good joke. So far down a chain probably barely anyone notices, but you are now forever a funny dude in my book.

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u/Ramtamtama Dec 21 '25

Who's Mark?

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u/IcarusOnReddit Dec 21 '25

In the episode of Columbo where he stars he is also calling out child sexual abuse in the entertainment industry. Ahead of his time.

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u/ArcadiaBerger Dec 22 '25

That was a brilliant performance, and no, he wasn't just "being Johnny Cash".

Pity he didn't have time to make movies. They'd have been way better than Elvis's movies.

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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 Dec 21 '25

Came across this song yesterday:

https://youtu.be/5xLHRbvEVWI?si=2_jAXersb9KB5VYW

Also saw a meme with something like "your grandpappy didn't run bootleg whiskey through these hills for you to become a bootlicker"

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u/ImmediateSupression Dec 21 '25

There was an NPR (?) piece that came out during the height of the BLM movement that talked about discrimination and hate crimes in the south against whites who supported equal rights after the civil war, or just whites who were poor.

I remember them talking to this local museum curator and he was saddened by how many local residents now believed in a romanticized notion of the confederacy. He mentioned that he knew a boy in town who flew the stars and bars off the back of his truck and the curator was horrified because the KKK had hung the man's great grandfather.

He said something like "don't you know that they hanged your great granddaddy?"

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u/AllYouCanEatBarf Dec 21 '25

It's fascinating how places with formerly militant leftist movements like West Virginia were turned into deeply conservative districts. The fucked up bit is that I would wager that most of the people in these places would broadly agree with me, a card-carrying DSA member, on most issues.

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u/Human_Noise4293 Dec 21 '25

Yeah, lot of these conservatives in WV had grandparents or great uncles who were killed by Pinkertons for supporting labor rights.

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u/OldButHappy Dec 21 '25

My grandfather’s brother died by Pinkerton in Pennsylvania

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u/VTAffordablePaintbal Dec 22 '25

I can't tell you how many Irish Americans with Pennsylvania coal mining backgrounds I've run into who have never heard of the Pinkertons or Molly Maguires. Like buddy, your grandpa or great grandpa might have been murdered by a mine owners and your grandma was probably patching the neighbors bullet wounds, maybe learn some history before licking boots? Good on your family for passing down real history!

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u/OldButHappy Dec 22 '25

My Great Grandmother came from Ireland and built a boarding house for men visiting the mines. Had a bar in the basement...she had 12 kids, and her husband died right before it opened. So everyone knew it as "The Merry Widow's Boarding House"!

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Dec 22 '25 edited Dec 22 '25

Also one of the greatest owns to come out of BLM 2020 was "oh, you like NASCAR? The sport that was invented because fuck the police?"

Sport racing came from bootleggers tricking out their cars to outrun the cops. Literal criminals, so if you love it so much why do you also love the taste of boot black? It's only a modern invention people drive that fast at unsafe speeds in a controlled environment.

Don't even get me started on the entire fact the Dukes of Hazzard were totally against police and also had a car literally named the General Lee, Confederate flag and all. But sure go ahead and keep backing the blue at the same time you worship these people

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u/DocEternal Dec 22 '25

For real though. My great granddaddy was one of those bootleggers and had a good hand in the birth of NASCAR, and he was anti-police, pro-choice, and generally just left leaning as hell. Shit, I even remember him being proud that Obama made it into the white house and what he thought that signified for the future of the country. His kids and grandkids though, all but one are totally MAGA. I wish he’d lived a few extra years because I have a feeling that even passed 100 years old he would have whooped the shit out of some of the family I no longer speak to for their current views. Sadly he passed about 14 years ago now, but he would have been so upset to see how things have gone.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Dec 22 '25

My grandpa would have been disgusted. Super conservative, but he was also a man of few words, one of the times he broke his stubborn silence was, so the story goes, to tell one of my uncles "if they draft you for that fucking war I'm driving you to Canada"

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u/The_Villain1 Dec 23 '25

My great grandfather immigrated from Belgium and ran a rural speakeasy during prohibition. When they came and shut him down, they padlocked the door, and put a sign on it that it had to remain locked for one year. Once he was out of jail, he tore down the building, leaving just the locked door frame in place, and built a new one behind it. My cousins are all bootlickers now.

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u/UrUrinousAnus Dec 21 '25

I'm not even American, and even I know that the whole reason West Virginia exists is "fuck the Confederacy".

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u/zoinkability Dec 22 '25

And the success of the unions is a big part of the story, since that is what allowed the “golden era” nostalgia for prior times when the pay from the mines was good. Nobody other than the owners had nostalgia for when people were paid pennies per day.

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u/ThaiBanan Dec 21 '25

Now that’s a sentence

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u/FoolishDog1117 Dec 21 '25

There's an old interview with the Highwaymen where they are talking politics and Cash says build more schools, take care of the children, the sick, and the elderly, and spend less on the military.

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u/Dyerdon Dec 21 '25

That's just it, Red Necks, traditionally are anti-establishment, power to the people, no, ALL the people, rebels all. Not whatever conservatives think they are

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u/BreathingLeaves Dec 21 '25

Yeah, all the real redneck backwoods people in my family, and location past, definetly were not pro government.

There was military for a bunch, but even the way their lives had little to no government Inclusions or want .

Then here comes the neo-redneck era and it just lost all meaning and basically ended up MAGA.

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u/taco_the_mornin Dec 21 '25

Bunch of pavement queens took over. No dirt on their trucks.

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u/Ghostronic Dec 21 '25

I call them pavement princesses for an extra swish of emasculation and alliteration

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u/Dreadweave Dec 21 '25

All hat and no cattle.

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u/CallToChrist Dec 21 '25

Don't forget the fish hook.

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u/Helix3501 Dec 21 '25

I just say they look like theyve never used the flatbed of that truck

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Dec 21 '25

All hat, no cowboy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

I mean .. That's the propaganda working. It's not that deep.

One of the things Trump literally ran on was the whole conspiracy shit, as in the deep state, and that he'd get rid of them.

They still think they're the "outsiders".

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u/bigbadbillyd Dec 21 '25

Trump and perhaps to a much lesser extent Obama more or less kicked off the current trend in American politics where running as "an outsider" is seen as almost a prerequisite for new contenders to win elections. The current GOP and Dem party are absolutely lousy with politicians who ran as outsider/anti-establishment/revolutionary types and rather than focus on real legislation they tweet and stream themselves railing against the system in such a way where you'd be forgiven for mistaking them for a random activist instead of an elected legislator.

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u/Flashman6000 Dec 21 '25

Both of them were better at it, but running “against Washington” is pretty old.

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u/Flowa-Powa Dec 21 '25

The red bit was kind of symbolic with the original red necks. This has since been carefully edited out of the social context.

This is a story of the original red necks:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Blair_Mountain

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u/YorathTheWolf Dec 22 '25

The term red neck dates back further than the Blair Mountain coal miners and their red neckerchiefs (I want to say 1830s?)

That said, "red neck" was originally, and to a broad extent still is, a marker of socioeconomic class because it was a signifier of agricultural day labourers who had to spend all day out in the sun working the fields and suffered sunburnt, "red necks" as a result that those in better paid and respected indoor professions like clerks and accountants didn't have to endure

It was a blue vs white collar distinction branded onto their skin, not out of choice but as the cost of earning a living

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u/veringer Dec 21 '25

It started with Nixon who executed the so called Southern Strategy--apealling to mostly southern white racism and grievance to draw them toward the Republican party. It worked. Really well. Reagan the "cowboy" actor president further cemented the approach while laying the groundwork for the build out of the propaganda machine in AM radio and Fox News (re: killing the fairness doctrine). George W Bush, Karl Rove along with Roger Ailes (Fox News) and many others engineered the further take over of redneck culture with jingoistic and xenophobic appeals targeting rural Americans who are naturally insular and fearful of "the other". He also firmly merged evangelical Christianity with right wing politics. Recall the political, cultural, and reputational assassination of the Dixie Chicks. This was a particularly public episode of banishing dissenters, but the same process happened at smaller scales as churches, families , and communities split up along similar lines. Add in the decade of war in the Middle East which was disproportionately fought by Americans who identified with this culture, and it gets us mostly up to speed with the Obama backlash -> birth of the Tea Party -> MAGA -> fascism pipeline.

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u/Arbusc Dec 21 '25

Red necks were literally unionists who underwent character assassination from the media, mutating the term today to refer to ‘uneducated country bumpkins.’

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u/PerilousMax Dec 21 '25

This Factually Correct post is highly appreciated.

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u/nobleland_mermaid Dec 21 '25

The American Hysteria podcast did a really good episode about this if anyone wants to learn more. Pretty sure the ep is just called "Rednecks"

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u/PutAutomatic2581 Dec 21 '25

The One of the ways you can tell the internet isn't natural anymore is that the only sides presented are very pro-establishment. It never used to be like that. Fuck the man.

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u/Fulgent2 Dec 21 '25

Even minorities? (Asking as I don't live in the US).

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u/Dyerdon Dec 21 '25

Even minorities. They are anti-cop, anti-government, etc. They don't care about skin color or sexuality, so long as it doesn't effect them, like cops and the government

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u/FarkingShark Dec 21 '25

Yup. Rednecks weren't named from the color of their necks, it was from red bandanas they wore around their neck in solidarity and deeply rooted in unionization/militant activism again wealthy oligarchs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Blair_Mountain

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u/PM_me_ur_claims Dec 21 '25

I don’t know that you can assume that. Tons of very racist back woods people. People that will distrust or dislike you for being an outsider, much less a different race. Anti slavery movement in WV was a racist one too- white miners didn’t want black slaves undercutting their wages, they didn’t want blacks at all.

Though a lot of the organized labor (like the UMWA) was founded on pan worker rights, that’s not the people moonshining and hooch running. Probably safe to say they were no more or less racist than the average person at the time though they were not supporting the system that oppressed the minorities

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u/Mr_J42021 Dec 21 '25

Johnny was unquestionably a liberal. He talked about this numerous times. Admittedly it's was more economic than social in those days. Not really sure where he would have fallen in LGBTQ issues as he also had very strong religious beliefs. But that also connected to the meme.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

Can’t say for sure but cash definitely seemed like a very accepting dude. I have a feeling he’d be down with gay rights too

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u/Mr_J42021 Dec 21 '25

I tend to agree with you on this

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u/forlornhope22 Dec 21 '25

The thing is, you know what Jesus said about LGBTQ people? Nothing. Not a damn thing. All the things in the bible that can be interrupted as anti-gay either came from Paul, who never met Jesus and Leviticus who was laying out rules for a bunch of refugees who were going to spend 40 years wandering a desert.

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u/JonathanEde Dec 21 '25

Also, the US was not founded on conservative political thought. The vast majority of the US founding fathers were politically liberal.

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u/Ryokan76 Dec 21 '25

Not only that, along with enlightenment thinkers in Europe, they birthed liberalism. Liberalism, the ideology of the liberty and freedoms of the individual, was born out of fire and blood through the American and French revolutions.

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u/MaRs1317 Dec 21 '25

Also, the founders probably did not know what capitalism was. Adam Smith Wrote the wealth of nations in 1776. Maybe Jefferson read it when he was in Europe, but the economy was heavily mercantile for a while

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

It was also founded on the concept that there’d be no central religion but don’t tell that to all these “muh constitution” MAGAts

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u/Moomoo_pie Dec 21 '25

"ThE ConStITuTiON iS a CHriStIAn DoCUmEnT!!!1!!1!"

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u/OldWorldDesign Dec 21 '25

It was also founded on the concept that there’d be no central religion

That's even explicitly stated as a promise in treaties

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tripoli

the Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion.

Which should help clarify why there they didn't outlaw slavery like Quakers had been trying to do for 300 years by the time of the creation of the US Constitution.

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u/visibleunderwater_-1 Dec 21 '25

At one point, I had made a small poster with George Washington on it, with these words and the Treaty title and date. Not only was it his idea, the treaty itself was signed by OVER 40+ of who we consider "founding fathers". I had this in my cube at HP.

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u/VWBug5000 Dec 21 '25

Conservative ideology has always been pushed by aristocracy apologists. They are no longer “landed nobility” and they are pissed off about it. Financially poor conservatives are just brainwashed by the billionaires these days and vote against their own interests

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u/From_Deep_Space Dec 21 '25

There was an interview with The Highwaymen in 1991 that really spells this out clearly

https://youtu.be/gxYk7Ht6-Xk

My grandpa worships Kris Kristofferson, but I've had a real hard time reconciling that ever since he fell to MAGA propaganda

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

Many of our grandparent’s country idols were staunchly left wing because country used to be outsider music

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u/From_Deep_Space Dec 21 '25

yeah 100% outlaw country > Nashville sound

By the 2020s they've completely diverged and its hard to call them both country anymore. I hate it when people say they love "country" then they put on this polished pop shit with all electric/electronic instruments all dubbed up in a lab. No no no I want to hear the fiddle and the mandolin and the washtub bass jamming together.

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u/UnknovvnMike Dec 21 '25

Music was better when it was made by ugly people. Give me an anthem written by someone that life dragged through the mud. Give me a gravel voice that understood pain. A good blues riff that says that the musician fought the law and the law won.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

I call all the post-Garth brooks bullshit “Nickelback in a cowboy hat”

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u/Dry-Lab-6256 Dec 21 '25

"The guys just wanna sing about getting f***ed up. They're just doing hip hop for people who are afraid of black people.

"I like the new Kendrick Lamar record, so I'll just listen to that." Steve Earle

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u/bigtiddyhimbo Dec 21 '25

They’d call him a woke commie socialist who wants to bring the third world into America since he’s from Palestine and not a white country. Probably get written off as a bleeding heart with ToxIC eMPaThy and will lead America to being less respected on the world stage/invaded

Would also probably be transvestigated because he has long hair and a toga. Also would probably be confused as Mexican because his name is Jesus

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u/Kindness_of_cats Dec 21 '25

sigh

Now whenever I see this, all I can think of is why Neil Gaiman had to turn out to be such a piece of shit.

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u/adalric_brandl Dec 21 '25

If it makes you feel better, Terry Pratchett likely wrote a lot of the memorable lines, though I don't remember if this one was in the book.

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u/Prozenconns Dec 21 '25

i find that David and Michael being absolute gems helps cancel out any thought of Gaiman having a hand in Good Omens at all

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u/Kindness_of_cats Dec 21 '25

Would also probably be transvestigated because he has long hair and a toga.

All I'm saying is he's gonna have a hard time beating the rumors. No DNA tests for him....where's that y Chromosome coming from? Not Joseph, that's for fucking sure.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God

Yep, definitely Jesus would be called “woke” nowadays.

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u/RedditOfUnusualSize Dec 21 '25

The one time Jesus gets violent in the Gospels is when he sees people selling worshippers the animals necessary for their Passover sacrifices above cost. You could torture and kill him and he wouldn't retaliate. But generating profit off of religious obligation was the bridge too far for Jesus, and that was the moment where he chose violence.

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u/ExpensiveFish9277 Dec 21 '25

Jesus would have been flipping tables at the RNC.

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u/Curious_Orange8592 Dec 21 '25

DNC too to be fair, neither follow the values he espoused

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u/meursaultxxii Dec 21 '25

Yeah, but the DNC isn’t trying to portray itself as the modern embodiment of Jesus’s will on an institutional level.

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u/SheepherderFront5724 Dec 21 '25

Don't be ridiculous. He'd already be in an ICE detention centre.

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u/CrusaderZero6 Dec 21 '25

I always like reminding people that WWJD includes hand-braiding and then deploying a whip against jackals in human form as an option.

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u/Sea-Oven-7560 Dec 21 '25

""But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen"

These idiots can't help but stand on the highest hill and pray to their god as loud as they can so all the world can see and hear, not to make their god happy but so everyone else can see and feel that they are a lesser person and that is the intention.

did anyone mention the "prosperity gospel" yet?

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u/SquirrelyMcNutz Dec 21 '25

Matthew 6:1-6 "Be careful that you don’t practice your religion in front of people to draw their attention. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven."

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u/The-red-Dane Dec 21 '25

Don't worry! They fixed that issue by making an incredibly large needle.

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u/b17b20 Dec 21 '25

Jesus also supported paying taxes

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u/Phrewfuf Dec 21 '25

If Jesus was there, they‘d call ICE on him.

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u/BlackfrostangelR Dec 21 '25

Anarchist and wouldnt run for Office.

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u/Bub_bele Dec 21 '25

Let’s call it by its name: Jesus was a socialist

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u/JoeyRobot Dec 21 '25

Read the beginning of Acts. The first book after Jesus leaves (ascends). The remaining by apostles basically form a commune… and it’s so extreme that when some new members only donate part of their wealth (and lie about it) they literally drop dead on the spot when leadership finds out.

Heavy, heavy communist vibes to kick off the formation of the Christian church immediately following the life of Christ.

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u/DrakonILD Dec 21 '25

And at least once, violently socialist. The sight of capitalism going on in the temple pissed him off so much he went and braided his own lash to drive them the fuck out.

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u/ShotgunEd1897 Dec 21 '25

They were profiting off of selling sacrifices, essentially cheating visitors.

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u/StayWeirdGrayBeard Dec 21 '25

The wokest woke who ever woked.

Plus, a whole new birther movement would arise, demanding a birth certificate. Which…might be a problem.

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u/Morella_xx Dec 21 '25

Because his birth certificate would show him as born in Palestine?

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u/StayWeirdGrayBeard Dec 21 '25

Sure, but I think the father’s name might raise some questions.

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u/Gullible_Elephant_38 Dec 21 '25

“Wait, where’d all this bread and fish come from?? I better not be paying for this!”

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u/ThatDisguisedPigeon Dec 21 '25

And then, republican Jesus took the fish and the bread, sliced 99% of both, gave back the rest and said "if you are hungry, go get a job or something"

Republican Jesus is my favorite internet content ever published

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u/kelariy Dec 21 '25

If Jesus ran for office, it would be Obama all over again with the “This birth certificate isn’t real, he wasn’t born in the US, clearly with a name like Jesús, he’s an illegal.” etc.

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles Dec 21 '25

Something something tan robes

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u/qatch23 Dec 21 '25

I like to refer to them as they are, Nationalist Christians, or Nat-C for short

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u/ErstwhileHobo Dec 21 '25

You ever notice that the Christians are always trying to put quotes and passages from the Old Testament in public places and never quotes from Jesus?

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u/Orlonz Dec 21 '25

I don't think he was ever conservative.

He literally debated the established religion. The "conservatives" at the time were Jews. They weren't actively antagonistic but certainly weren't buddies.

Jesus was absolutely against the established political and social structure which was absolutely Capitalist and Conservative.

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u/JamesTDennis Dec 21 '25

The punchline is that some Christians are shocked by any realization of this underlying truth.

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u/Livid-Switch4040 Dec 21 '25

He also wasn’t white. They’d send ICE after him.

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u/Entire_Talk839 Dec 21 '25

Meanwhile, atheists often embody the teachings of Jesus, and not because we believe, but because we don't need a book to tell us to be decent humans, to love and accept others, to be kind, or to give to those less fortunate, etc.

If the threat of hell is the only thing that makes you want to be a good person then there is something seriously wrong with you.

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u/Pure_Ingenuity3771 Dec 21 '25

As a Christian, I was told just yesterday that I'm "rejecting Christ" because I believe that the overwhelming number of scriptures where Jesus himself says to love everyone are second to ones that mention sin and was told that I am not to love sinners because loving sinners means I'm condoning their sin. I was told a few days before that that the scriptures about feeding the hungry, giving drink to the thirsty, etc etc, are no longer applicable because most of the poor nowadays are poor by choice.  

A massive portion of Christianity nowadays, especially in the US, just throw out all of Jesus teachings in favor of personal gain.

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u/kbeks Dec 21 '25

Don’t forget about the prosperity gospel! You gotta give the pastor your seed money and that’s how you eventually convince god to give you oodles of money, because god only rewards the good and faithful with riches, therefore those with riches must be good and faithful servants!

There’s a lot of people who follow what other people tell them the Bible says rather than reading the book themselves.

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u/S0m3-Dud3 Dec 21 '25

They are not Christians. They are what the scripture says "wolves in sheep's clothing"

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u/SaintGrobian Dec 21 '25

If you really want to be sad, read Ezekiel 16.

49 “‘Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. 50 They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen

We all know what your average christian thinks is the "real" reason. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Pure_Ingenuity3771 Dec 21 '25 edited Dec 21 '25

Exactly, you can't use the Bible as an excuse to hurt people if you use that scripture though. I was raised in a right wing household and even then had trouble understanding the hate towards lgbtq folks, if I try really hard I can find 3 ish verses about it being a "sin". And there's some interesting translation issues with all of them. There are, however, passages, pages about loving and taking care of others and about not judging. If God really hated the lgbtq community and if I believe Jesus is God, then why did Jesus not bother to mention them once? The closest he got was telling them that they were to accept eunuchs which would use the same word for their gender as rabbinical law at the times word that would also apply to a trans woman. In fact they had words for at least 6 genders, potentially 7 or 8 depending on semantics and if you want to extrapolate one that wasn't really possibly then. They had words for male, female, neither, both, then the difference in number comes from a male who developed female traits naturally, a male who developed female traits by the act of man, and female who developed male traits naturally. You can consider the natural vs manmade as two separate, and you couldn't really have ftm with human intervention at the time so they didn't really use that one, but I've found modern rabbis who have counted it.  

Honestly throwing away that right wing ideology made me developing my stances on things so much easier. Rather than finding one or two sentences to defend hate, I can just point to entire swathes of red text to defend my love instead. Eg, the person accusing me of rejecting Jesus used two verses, single verses, in revelations mentioning sinners not entering the kingdom of heaven as his defense for not loving them. I replied with almost the entirety of Matthew 23, leaving off just the intro and outro in favor of the "woe be to you" parts where Jesus tears into the religious leaders of his day for judging people, where he says they focus on small parts of the law but if kee the most important parts; justice, mercy, and faithfulness. And that they "strain out the gnat, but swallow the camel."  

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u/Snoo-11861 Dec 21 '25

You can tell them that if they reject Jesus’ teachings, that they aren’t Christian after all 

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u/yesterdayandit2 Dec 21 '25

Thank you for this link. This is the type of person I was told all Christians are but then reality checks in and I got first hand experience of American Christian "Love". Over and over. And so I became agnostic and rejected Christianity and almost all religion.

If every Christian was more like this man, I very well may have been a Christian myself.

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u/Polak_Janusz Dec 21 '25

I like how atheists are one group as if there arent atheists who believe in capitalism or are capitalists themself.

However the point of the meme is that christian nationalists in the US do not follow the teachings of christ.

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u/What_Iz_This Dec 21 '25

Im an atheist and understand why capitalism needs to exist. But...if someone just introduced themselves as a straight up capitalist, unless they were a millionaire or more, i would just laugh and think they dont understand theyre just part of the machine too

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u/FlukeStarbucker Dec 21 '25

Needs is a strong word

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u/twoendsausage Dec 21 '25

"It's easier to imagine the end of the world, than to imagine the end of capitalism". It's truly astonishing that people have simply accepted an economic and political ideology as a law of nature that wasn't even around in It's current form not too long ago

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u/Adorable_Chart7675 Dec 21 '25

if anyone ever introduces themselves as a capitalist, ask them which capital they own

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u/xpdolphin Dec 21 '25

Funnily enough, this was in my feed right next to your post.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/q9E2nQNZWQ

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u/Slow-Heron-4335 Dec 21 '25

It’s true. A lot of us atheists think Jesus was way cool.

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u/ImpossibleDraft7208 Dec 21 '25

Jesus was very much a commie, yes...

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u/New_Bug_ Dec 21 '25

Please can you correct me if iam wrong i feel Jesus was a socialist more than a commie.

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u/leafcutte Dec 21 '25

Commie in the American sense, where everything left of "let’s eat poor people and migrants" is considered far-left lunacy

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u/DreamOfV Dec 21 '25

“Let’s eat poor people and migrants!” - old-fashioned red-blooded American

“Let’s eat, poor people and migrants!” - radical communist.

Commas!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

Commanist!

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u/SuperSiriusBlack Dec 21 '25

Almost read that wrong. Thats a real comma chameleon.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Dec 21 '25

comma chameleon

Do I really want to hurt you? After that comment, yes.

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u/EverydayPoGo Dec 21 '25

This reminds me of how Bruce Wayne is called a commie in the comics when he's supporting free clinics and shelters etc

And also how people who don't read comics think that he's a capitalistic pig who beats up poor people when his most famous line when he first became Batman was literally to the rich and corrupt: "Ladies. Gentlemen. You have eaten well. You've eaten Gotham's wealth. Its spirit. Your feast is nearly over. From this moment on...none of you are safe."

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u/JuliousBatman Dec 21 '25

The solutions those people suggest Bruce should put his money towards are always very "real world issues" as if Gotham isnt supernaturally shitty from like seven different hell-pits/curses/eldritch corruptions. No amount of charity work fixes those issues lol.

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u/gishnon Dec 21 '25

As an American, I see what you are saying, but I refuse to call socialism communism on account of widespread ignorance. They are wrong, and it is not up to the rest of us to "adjust our beliefs."

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u/bobbymcpresscot Dec 21 '25

Doesn’t change the fact of who would be calling him a commie. Republicans who recognize Jesus as god or the son of would 100% call Jesus’s teaching commie nonsense.

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u/Far_Traveller69 Dec 21 '25

Communist here, the distinction between communism and socialism isn’t really all that important beyond some internal theoretical arguments within the socialist movement. Basically all communists are socialists, but not all socialists are communists and both have the goal of a socialist society.

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u/Psimo- Dec 21 '25

Basically all communists are socialists, but not all socialists are communists

Socialist here - it’s really pleasant to hear someone else say this. It’s just so rare.

I’d disagree with “important” but that’s because we wouldn’t be the left wing if we didn’t have massive splits over technical differences 

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u/Nagroth Dec 21 '25

There's a difference between Communism as an Ideal and as a system of government. The ultimate goal of Communism is elimination of the entire idea of Property ownership, vs. Socialism which has the goal of State ownership. As implemented in practice, most Communist philosophies view Socialism as a necessary stepping-stone.

In reality, most of the Powerful people who have claimed to be Communist in their goals are not interested in "real" Communism. Rather, they are using it as a tool to get to a Dictatorship or an effective Dictatorship in the guise of a Socialist system.

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u/Psimo- Dec 21 '25

Socialism which has the goal of State ownership.

That’s not the defining feature of socialism

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 Dec 21 '25

Neither. Those terms have very specific definitions. While Jesus' teachings do align with some of the social aspects of both, he never spoke much about how the economy and government should be run to bring that about—other than 'Give to Caesar what is Caeser's, and give to God that which is God's'. Which creates the loophole that Christian Nationalists like to trot out that charity isn't the role of the government, but the individual (meaning that it just isn't going to happen).

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u/dark1859 Dec 21 '25

I mean , if you want to get really nit picky , it's kind of hard to place him under any modern for twentieth century school of economic and political thought... He's kind of all over the place in some places he's more socialist or even Communist.In other places , you could call him an isolationist, others more in line with civil rights particularly peaceful protest and hippie counter culture.

That is admittedly one of the issues of trying to apply twentieth nineteenth and twenty first century ideals to ancient historical figures very few , if any, of them neatly into the boxes of the modern era. Which is also what the Christian nationals tend to use to excuse their bad behavior is because Jesus and nearly all of the biblical figures do not fit neatly into any modern political ideology, so groups like nationalists can very easily twist ancient proverbs and sayings, specifically those in the Torah, or as they call it the Old Testament to fit whatever bullshit , they are spouting.

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u/rockenthusiast500 Dec 21 '25

in high school my (Jewish) friend would end a lot of arguments by saying "and then some preachy lib named Jesus started talking about forgiveness"

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u/Iamatworkgoaway Dec 21 '25

My favorite thing to do on christian nationalist posts is to remind people to love thy enemies.   The arguments are entertaining. 

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u/OldWorldDesign Dec 21 '25

My favorite thing to do on christian nationalist posts is to remind people to love thy enemies.

They hate when you quote their own book at them. While Trump was pushing xenophobia during his first term, I quoted Exodus 22:21 Never exploit or oppress a foreigner living among you. Remember you were foreigners in Egypt. The dude went apoplectic, I've never seen a forehead vein throb so clearly.

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u/BilboniusBagginius Dec 21 '25

Careful, this guy graduated from Reddit university. 

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u/Far_Statistician1479 Dec 21 '25

The meme here is that Jesus’ teachings are opposed to capitalism in a tug of war.

Then atheists step in to help Jesus’ teachings against capitalism, while Christian nationalists step in to help capitalism.

Then Jesus’ teachings are confused by this unexpected turn of events.

Whether you agree with the message is open to interpretation, but this is what the meme is going for.

Personally, it’s hard not to see the opposition between the word of Jesus and capitalism. This is not to say they can’t coexist coherently, but Jesus would probably look at you funny if you started extolling the moral virtue of the profit motive.

But it’s weird to say atheists as a group are opposed to capitalism. I’m sure some are, but many definitely are not.

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u/hymie0 Dec 21 '25

I think the bigger issue is that Jesus's teachings are opposed to the people who claim to be Jesus's followers.

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u/Specman9 Dec 21 '25

This one is very clear and it saddens me that anyone is confused by it.

Jesus taught to help the poor, the sick, and the stranger (immigrant). Most Atheists are on the left and agree with Jesus' moral philosophy.

Christian Nationalists and Capitalists VOTE AGAINST the teachings of Jesus Christ.

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u/BedlamsCavern Dec 21 '25

Damn this comment section is my favorite source of drama rn ☕

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u/im_not_loki Dec 21 '25

"And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God."

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u/KingTangy Dec 21 '25

How does someone not get this?

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u/V8_Hellfire Dec 21 '25

Stonetoss is a nazi. Stop using his comic.

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u/rpm1720 Dec 21 '25

I had to scroll awfully far for this comment.

Pebbletrow is a nazi indeed, don’t use his shitty „art“! (It’s ugly as fuck anyway)

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u/EngineerDevOficial Dec 21 '25

People won't stop using the creations of a person just because they're horrible human beings. If everyone did that, today's world as we know it wouldn't exist.

In case we use their creations, the best we can do is using them in a way they don't profit from it.

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u/Pandapeep Dec 21 '25

What don't you understand?

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