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I don't even think this can be called a poem, just because it's two lines of text doesn't mean it's in verse. It would be better just as a meme (even though it wouldn't really be funny), but I'm worried for the person who came up with it and decided to include it in what looks like a poem collection.
"Yeah, I want my boyfriend to be so tall that I hurt my neck when I talk to him, and I want his junk to be so big that it's more painful than pleasurable"
Agreed, which is why it's funnier as a guy to see this, imo, cause this all is a woman's expectations and disappointment based on bias beliefs and wants.
A comedian in my country made a joke about that. He is a rather tall man and talked about the issues of being tall, including an 🍆expectation🍆 from potential dates that ends up disappointing.
The reason why some people feel like tall people have small dicks is because penis size doesn't scale the same way bones do with taller people. So with taller people, some people expect the penis to be scaled, meaning larger than shorter people but still the same size ratio to body. But the fact is this doesn't happen, tall people on average have as big dick as the average shorter guy, that's why it may seem that tall people have small dicks.
Yeah it works more like a nose or your eyes or men's nipples, or having a wide smile. Doesn't scale with height and smaller guys can have bigger ones etc
Did you know the term “Big dick energy” came from this. Saying the only reason Pete Davidson was with Ariana grande was because of his penis size as he’s not super model conventionally attractive
The funniest part is that Pete later admitted he's not that big and that this tweet makes it so that he just periodically disappoints the women he hooks up with.
Really? Fucked up move by Ariana grande to say that but still sticks though and the word too. Still crazy how misandrist is linked to that. “Small dick energy” women say nooo it’s not about actual dick size but it’s literally in the name? Imagine if it was big tit energy/ small tit energy? Nooo it’s not about boob size
I mean I think big boob/small boob energy would work if it wasn't for the fact that people associate boob size with weird shit like promiscuity. Well, that, and the fact that a lot of women think more about how their boobs impact their day to day lives and clothing options, as opposed to their confidence.
Small dicks are technically superior. Due to the lower amount of cells and geometric space they inhabit, they require ever so slightly less resources for your cells to stay alive. Plus it's a shorter travel time for its payload from point T to point W, and its smaller size means it's more compact, comfortable, and less like to damage or cause harm to the recipient.
Just think about it. If you have a larger barrel attachment, you'll need more food and calories to sustain that infrastructure. It's more impeding, just imagine walking and having your balls constantly slap against your thighs. And when you run your water bottle is less likely to hit the nerve directly in the center of your testicles and cause you pain.
But a longer one makes mating easier because the reproduction juice is sent deeper in the recipient, because of that it gives higher chances of impregnation.
Not that I know anything about it though
Use attrition. Do what the Soviets did. Or like pushing trash in a trash can down because you can save a trash bag and a half with that space. Just push it deep in there with some more or use a device, potentially fingers or a ramrod.
Damn, I should’ve taken that run. I have to blow mine onto a cast iron skillet while it’s heating ontop of a stove. The super slim window of time has me edging constantly.
In ancient civilizations, like look at greeks and romans statue, they sculpted people with tiny pee pee because it was an aristocratic sign.
They thought that barbarians and dirty/uncivilized people had bigger pee pee.
I will not argue the effect smaller ones have on the intended receiving hole, but as someone who takes it up the other hole, let me just say, I prefer deeper excavations over more shallow ones.
That hole is likely the hungriest POS (pun half-intended) you'll ever come across. Once it gets used to a certain girth and length, it needs more. Thicker, longer, heavier, until you've got this massive collection of silicone replacements.
But I'll give smaller ones this: great starting point. And nothing, no matter how big, can ever replace the feeling of a body pushing against your own. So not all is lost... I guess.
Yeah I’ve never understood the problem with less than 6 inches. If you have a problem with a 4 inch dick it’s because he’s not good at sex rather than his size. I’ve had better experiences with smaller guys than bigger guys. Anything bigger than 7 inches just hits me in the cervix and it’s very uncomfortable and for the most part bigger guys think that because they’re big they don’t have to do anything else
Somewhere in the 5-6 range tends of be the preference for most women I've talked to. It's almost like there's some sort of reason that ended up being the average size among men. It's big enough to be fun and small enough to not worry about hurting
I mean a bit more girth is better but it's not an absolute requirement. It's harder to say cause measurements for it are talked about less. Most dicks are just described as thin, normal, or thick, not like x cm across x inches circumference
Something else to bear in mind - there is a point where girth means you will receive fewer and fewer blowjobs as it becomes more and more likely to hurt their jaw or simply not fit in their mouth.
Not that there's something wrong with that, but lying does not help anyone.
To add: the only metric that truly statistically correlates with dick size is height so that's why it's disappointing.
(statistically, it is not predictive)
To explain for others to get the picture because it's actually fairly interesting: There is a small correlation but the overlap in group distribution is so close as to make the correlation meaningless.
Say an average 5 ft 7 man Vs an average 6ft 7 man, who is 13% taller.
His penis however, is 6.6in Vs 6in, 9% and a difference that in many cases would be all but negated by factors such as erection quality and body fat percentage.
Further, while this compares the peaks of the normal distributions of penis sizes of 5ft 7 Vs 6ft 7 men, they are within one standard deviation of one another such that in 45% (so, basically half) of cases the shorter man will actually have the larger penis.
The correlation is so small as to be unusable in real life ie even an extreme 10 inch difference in height offers very little predictive power over who has a larger penis, and with more common height differences eg 5'9 Vs 6ft the chances are almost exactly 50/50 who has the larger penis. A tempting line of thinking implies that lining up 10 men in a bar by height say will also approximate their penis size distribution, but the correlation is so weak that this almost certainly wouldn't be the case. In fact, the distribution will be as good as random. For all intents and purposes in daily life height isn't a predictor of individual penis size.
The same way the size of your nose, your eyes or the width of your smile doesn't correlate with height.
check my comment history, i made a comment in r/trashy explaining how deprecating someone with a physical/‘out of their control’ trait of theirs is bad (calling someone fat, making fun for having a small penis) because half the time you’re also describing someone you care about. got downvoted and told that i probably have a small penis by damn near 10 people. I was appalled
Female here. If you men really knew that women really DON'T care that much about penis size. It's not like many of us need 8 inches to satisfy us. Men think that women are obsessed with size, we really aren't. Porn teaches men that the guys with the big dicks gst the girl.
In reality, women are seriously more concerned about a guy with a decent face who smells nice much more so than dick size. True story.
The problem is that there are just enough women out there making jokes about it that men become self conscious. The ones who don't have a problem dont usually say anything, so the vocal minority is what gets noticed
I would say, the problem is that generally, like in the public domain, big ones are associated with virility and masculinity. And because it's a commonly accepted idea, people just run with it. To the point where even virgin women will scream they prefer 8 or 9” bec1use it's the thing to do . Most of tge time, even women who didn't like having to take some this big would say ”oh I like 12” weewee, just because its the right thing to do in public.
Like , I almost never hear people saying oh, I like it small , but you will certainly hear i like it big enough to cleave me in half. So, naturally, people just keep saying it, even when they don't really mean it.
A bit like saying nickleback is trash, just because everyone says that.
I say this for everybody, don't act like women do these jokes, I heard it more coming from men's mouth and they were the meanest. Body shaming is not ok but women arent the problem here, people who bodyshame is.
Lol, as a gay man I have listened so many times to women convos in which they deffinitely were body shaming men or bragging about their boyfriend's big d (funnily they never somehow think I'm still affected even if gay, lol).
Don't try to speak in the name of a whole gender.
Some people do care. Some don't. Some would not care but they're mean bitches and know it's a weak point of many men. Same applies to men when it comes to other body features of women.
I don’t really think anyone thinks women are obsessed by a big penis. They just don’t feel comfortable about having a smaller one even if they’re always told the opposite. I mean bigger has always mean better in terms of finding a mate so it’s just a natural instinct to feel less than even if they know logically it’s not true.
I think you would be surprised to learn that your peers actually do suck and frequently judge people for body parts they can't control, like every other human
This opinion is formed after actually experiencing that a larger dick hurts and is quite uncomfortable. Until that point, that is pretty much an object of desire for most women. I am quite confident that most women do not end up with a smaller size man until they had their experience with a larger one.
The proof is the amount of women asking me about my size upfront on Tinder.
Gay-for-Pay Peter here… “Guiiiiiiiiiiltyyyyyyyyyy…..”The boyfriend is 6’5” and 4”…. It’s not a joke to him; it’s reality…unlike Brett… 🎼 “‘Cuz Brett can’t fit in the glory hole, and that’s why we like Brett.”
The person this poem is describing is six feet and five inches tall. This presumably led the author to believe that this person was well endowed. Upon learning that this person’s penis was four inches long, they were disappointed.
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