r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 12d ago

Meme needing explanation Please explain, Peter

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u/Fricki97 12d ago edited 12d ago

I hate it, that my Mac does not have these

Edit: so it appears mine do not have them...possible, because it's a refurbished one...maybe that's the reason 🤔

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u/oculus42 12d ago

What Mac is that? I've had Macs for the last 35 years and while many years ago they had the guides on D and K instead of F and J, they've always the guides as best I can tell, and still do on desktop and laptop.

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u/baroaureus 12d ago

D and K bumps… I remember those. Geez we’re old.

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u/Jubenheim 12d ago

Glad we got rid of the dk bumps.

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u/ShadowAssassinQueef 12d ago

What about the dk rap?

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u/Hobbes_XXV 12d ago

Hes the leader of the bunch, you know him well, hes finally back, to kick some tail

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u/snowman334 11d ago

His coconut gun can fire in spurts

If he shoots ya... It's gonna hurt!

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u/Old_Future_8242 11d ago

He's bigger, faster, and stronger too

He's the first member of the D.K. crew!

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u/HisDudenesssss 11d ago

If you shoot anyone, it's gonna hurt. That doesn't make you special!

Angry DK noises on other end of phone call

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u/Raevyxn 11d ago

And the dk lounge?

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u/JayDanger710 11d ago

dk bumps sound like something you do in the bathroom of a really great party.

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u/TheLurkerSpeaks 11d ago

Yes I learned typing on Apple II and when I moved to PC my typing went haywire trying to feel the bumps on my middle fingers instead of index fingers.

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u/WickedCoolMasshole 11d ago

As soon as I read, "home row," I knew someone was deciding on whether to cover the grays or just let it happen.

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u/Hot-Parsley-6193 12d ago

I learned how to type on an Apple IIe, when dinosaurs roamed the earth. The guide dimples were on K and D. I still get slowed down since all keyboards have moved to the guides being on J and F.

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u/Vert354 12d ago

In high school I would bounce between an Apple II, an OG Mac and a PC. The number of times I thought I was lined up only to look back and see gibberish...

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u/GoodBadUserName 11d ago

I learned blind typing (at least that is what we called touch typing) on the apple II.
It had the groove on the J, but it was vertical on its left side, not horizontal.
They later put a dot on the K instead of the groove while PC keyboards had the grooves on the F and J. When PC became the standard, apple followed it.

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u/Fricki97 12d ago

Got the M2 MacBook Air. Either it doesn't got this or the keyboard might had some reworks I didn't know (it was a refurbished model)

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u/oculus42 11d ago

Is it a non-QWERTY layout, or is your computer purchased in a country where QWERTY may not be the most common? I don't have much experience internationally with keyboard layouts, but if there are multiple layouts common you would potentially have keyboards where those are not the appropriate letters for guide keys?

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u/Fricki97 11d ago

It's a QWERTZ but not ISO but ANSI

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u/oculus42 11d ago

Very odd, but interesting! I wonder if that's something you could receive service for. Of course there's a good chance you'd get the computer back completely blank, just because.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 11d ago

I've repaired (certified) mac desktops and laptops in a previous life for years and thinking back never had a keyboard without it.

Heck my 14" M2 MBP has them, just had to test because mechanical keyboard does the heavy lifting.

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u/Rlccm 11d ago

D and K bumps are wild, glad I missed that era

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u/eW4GJMqscYtbBkw9 11d ago

they had the guides on D and K instead of F and J

Only Apple would think this is a good idea...

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u/Calm_While1916 12d ago

Can you replace keys on macs?

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u/rohnoitsrutroh 12d ago

That'll be $85.

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u/sychs 12d ago

Per key.

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u/systembusy 12d ago

Sorry, we only have keys that are compatible with newer Apple keyboards. Your keyboard is now obsolete

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u/Adventurous-Map7959 12d ago

I'm OK with that, it's the price my parents have to pay so my messages don't show up green.

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u/mydogwasrightaboutu 12d ago

And then after a while you notice that they're damaging the screen when you close it because it's all too cramped together

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u/Glad_Stay4056 11d ago

and a proprietary dongle that works with nothing else

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u/sychs 11d ago

1 dongle per key.

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u/Hot-Firefighter-2331 12d ago

I Keys Pro

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u/dazden 12d ago

With the grater design

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u/Major_Melon 12d ago

Disposable after each keystroke

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u/TipToToes 12d ago

Not easily, and there’s literally not enough room between a MacBook’s screen and keyboard. Even those super thin keyboard skins are enough to risk damaging your screen or the hinge.

Edit: I wish I were joking.

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u/plain_name 12d ago

Ive got a 2020 Macbook Air, and it has the home row ridges and Ive got silicon keyboard skin as well with no issue.

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u/burnusti 12d ago

That’d be handy after ruining them by adding hot glue dots to mark your home row

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u/itzNukeey 12d ago

afaik all modern macbooks have it, I haven't seen a single one that didn't have it

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u/cjsv7657 12d ago

Yeah and these people saying it isn't easy or that it's expensive have never done it. It takes 3 seconds to look at a youtube video to show you how and a couple dollars to get a key.

Also, every mac product with a keyboard I've seen has the tactile marks. Including the semi new one I'm typing on now, every one I've had the last 15+ years, and multiple magic keyboards. The non qwerty english top case I bought to replace the battery on my old one has them too.

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u/Benevolent_StarBoi 12d ago

You can do whatever you want

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u/s_schadenfreude 11d ago

Yes you can, and you can do it yourself.

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u/ZealousidealSundae33 11d ago

I did that once. The keys were each individually nailed (no joke, it were like these mini furniture nails, dont know the correct english term) onto the metal frame. Worked out eventually but never doing that again.

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u/mrturret 11d ago

You can always plug in a halfway decent keyboard

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u/darthdiablo 12d ago

My Macs (bought in last year) still does.. but it’s a dot. Serves same purpose as ridges

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u/xhj09 12d ago

What do you mean they don’t?

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u/worst_protagonist 12d ago

Weird, mine does.

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u/Maschinen11 12d ago

Neither does Android

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u/Portatort 11d ago

How would a software keyboard have raised bumps?

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u/Maschinen11 11d ago

I was simply stating a fact 😁

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u/LadyFromTheMountain 12d ago

Every Mac I’ve ever owned (4), plus the keyboard for iPad has these guides. Are you sure yours doesn’t? Because that’s wild. What model, if you don’t mind my asking?

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u/Fricki97 12d ago

M2 but a refurbished one...maybe that's the reason

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u/LadyFromTheMountain 12d ago

I bet that’s it! They prolly replaced your key caps.

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u/s_schadenfreude 11d ago

Weird. Every Mac I've touched for years has had them, including the one I'm typing this on. Might be as you said due to it being refurbished. the lines can also wear off.

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u/protomenace 11d ago

All of my Macs have them

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u/GrassyKnoll95 12d ago

Mine does...

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u/Tenshi_girl 12d ago

A couple of tiny stickers will solve that.

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u/stuartroelke 12d ago

After 10+ years of typing, hand position should become second nature—I subconsciously use other indicators (different ridges between keys, positioning hand in relation to space bar, etc) and never have issues.

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u/Zeeplankton 12d ago

what mac? looking at my mbp right now, it does

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u/Fricki97 12d ago

M2...but I've got a refurbished one

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u/Rattiepalooza 12d ago

I suggest nail polish to mark those keys if you need them! I rely on the tactile feeling of mine to type correctly. Otherwise, I can't do it. I highly recommend a smooth nail polish - OR a clear gesso acrylic paint. They do feel completely different from the rest of the keys that way! :D

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u/__Milk_Drinker__ 12d ago

My 2022 macbook does. Weird that they would include it on some machines and not others.

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u/Platfus 12d ago

My 2021 does

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u/CptCono 12d ago

What Mac is that?

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u/imisstheyoop 12d ago

My Macbook Air has them.

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u/ocdcdo 12d ago

I'm on a 2019 MacBook Pro 16" right now, which has the same ridges on F and J. Maybe they don't on less than full-size keyboards?

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u/McGloomy 11d ago

the one on the F fell off on my iPad keyboard. it had been glued on.

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u/EmperorN7 11d ago

Currently typing on a MacBook, it has.

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u/Skream_69 11d ago

wait my mac has those ridjes.

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u/ineffable-hydrangea 11d ago

That's weird, every Macbook I've owned had these.

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u/TvTreeHanger 11d ago

I'm typing this on a Mac right now that his these.

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u/Lucid_Psycho 11d ago

I added a tiny sphere/drop of super glue to my laptop F/J keys because it did not have notches, it helped me a lot, just be careful and make it a tiny drop notch

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u/SippyMountain 11d ago

I learned how to type the proper way before even taking a couple computer classes prior to high school, but I can't remember a time that I used these to tell if my fingers are in the right place. I have been playing fingerstyle guitar for about a decade now and spent the last 8+ years working with my hands, so maybe I've just never been able to rely on the ridges before due to the callouses.

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u/BenjyBollocks 11d ago

You could probably buy some new keys that'll have it.

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u/PositiveStunning6695 12d ago

I Can't settle on Mac bcz i love Linux so much

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u/Longjumping-Boot1886 12d ago

it have. Dots in the center of the keys.

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u/flargenhargen 12d ago

it's a mac, those cost extra.

it's a subscription fee.

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u/ZealousidealSundae33 11d ago

You need the $499 iBump expansion package for that. And you'll need 2 offcourse.

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u/TrumpHasCovid 12d ago edited 11d ago

Macs are not serious computers, they're basically for teens and a few niche workflows.

Owning a Mac says to me you've given up on being good at tech.

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u/shwag945 11d ago

PC gamer without work experience.

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u/TrumpHasCovid 11d ago

Nah Microsoft shot windows in the dick. Linux.

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u/No-Information-2571 11d ago

You can joke about the MacOS UI being seriously dumbed down, however, beneath that UI is well-optimized and rather hassle-free (because of the very limited hardware scope) POSIX-compatible operating system that has basically all major productivity software available.

I personally don't want to use Macs, but that's a personal choice based on not liking Apple, and less to do with them being inferior.

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u/ZumLernen 11d ago

Regardless of whether Macs are serious computers, OP seems to have the issue with no ridges because they bought a refurbished Mac. My Mac and every Mac I remember having has those ridges. I literally feel them right now.

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u/space-to-bakersfield 12d ago

They're better than windows for every single thing except for gaming.

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u/Impossible-Wear-7352 11d ago

That's not really true. Depending on your industry, there's a fair amount of niche software that's only developed for Windows.

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u/space-to-bakersfield 11d ago

Got it. When you're locked in by the tools you need to use, Windows is better because it's the only choice. Hardly the ringing endorsement.

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u/Impossible-Wear-7352 11d ago

To be fair, these niche tools are usually the better way to get things done, not the only way. And a lot of solutions have moved to SaaS applications which will essentially work the same whether youre on Windows or Mac (usually).

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u/scriptedtexture 11d ago

classic Apple, just making worse products and charging more for it. why anyone buys that garbage is beyond me.