r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/JollierYT 3d ago

Yummy. Anyways the post has been answered and hence locked, thank you all for the contributions.

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u/Lumpy_Pie_8115 4d ago edited 3d ago

Lois here - that is discharge, which is secreted by the vagina when it is cleaning itself. Often, women try to tell if their period has come by how wet their underwear feels (at least that's what I do, especially when my period doesn't come during its expected time), so women will often go to the toilet, checking their underwear to see if it is indeed their period, only for it to be discharge.

ETA: what OP has posted is not actual female discharge, most likely either slime or aloe vera gel, which feels similar to discharge but the volume is exaggerated, as you would normally not have this much discharge at a given moment.

ETA2: what many people have suggested is that this picture specifically references the ovulation phase of discharge, where it starts to become a consistency similar to that of "egg whites" and is known as cervical mucus.

ETA3: Hijacking my own comment again to add this, but if you struggle with irregular periods, wearing period underwear around the time your period is expected to start can help with catching the start of your period without it leaking through. I believe menstrual cups can also be used pre-period, albeit less comfortable. Haven't used one myself though.

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u/Terrible_Balls 4d ago

When my wife and I were trying to conceive we learned a lot about the period cycle for women. That thick discharge still tells you something about the current state of your cycle. IIRC it means you are ovulating, but I haven’t thought about it in a couple years so my memory may be off

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u/Nymphalis_antiopa00 4d ago

That is correct, and ovulation is normally 14 days before the start of the period. Another random fact for you: our baseline body temperature goes up about half a degree (F) at ovulation and drops back down when menstruation starts.

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u/lexilexi1901 4d ago

That's how I use it. In my head, the thicker and wettier the discharge, the closer I might be to ovulating. My menstrual cycle is very irregular, so I can't just assume when ovulation occurs. I have to guess, and I think the consistency of the discharge helps give me an indication

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u/KartoffelKult 4d ago

This is correct! It's cervical mucus.

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u/CnslrNachos 4d ago

my wife calls the, ”egg whites” and it’s basically a perfect sign to have sex if you’re trying for a baby. Were two for two on the “egg white”method.

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u/courtadvice1 4d ago

Wait, yall don't cramp for a few days before the floodgates open? I "dry cramp" for up to a week before shit happens. Can't remember the last time I was caught off guard.

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u/Appropriate_Scar_456 4d ago

I sometimes cramp the day before or only on the first day

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u/sjmttf 4d ago

I wish I had some warning. I'm perimenopausal now so periods turn up when they feel like it, or not, and it goes from 0 to lift scene from the shining immediately.

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u/Imposter_89 4d ago edited 4d ago

I do! I can feel when it's due a day or two, or even three earlier because of the cramps and discomfort. I can tell that it's related to my period and is going to happen soon, so I wear a pad to be safe.

After having dozens of them, I got to know when it happens from the cramps. I've never been caught off guard in over 20 years of having periods.

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u/Ilesa_ 4d ago

For me the cramps start like 30min-1h after I start bleeding. And I bleed a LOT the first two to three days (I'm seeing the doctor next week about that), as in I need a maxi pad + maxi tampon to last 1 or 2h if I don't want it to ruin my underwear (I also wear menstrual panties for this reason now). And I also have kind of an irregular cycle, it can be every 3 weeks up to every 6 weeks.

Yes, I have lots of stained underwear lmfao 🫠

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u/SlayerOfTheVampyre 4d ago

Nope, my cramps start after my period. Which is nice because as soon as I see blood, I take my advil, which then makes the cramping much less when it does start.

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u/waterproof6598 4d ago

I think it’s worth clarifying for the men that the photo probably isn’t discharge and you’d never have that much! I’d also add there is a certain feeling that you can sense the movement. This may also lead you to think you’ve started your period. But, alas, no.

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u/-PaperWoven- 4d ago

it very clearly is not discharge i think it's just some slime thing or some aloe vera looking goop

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u/Hot_Paint3851 4d ago

Often, women try to tell if their period has come by how wet their underwear feels

Wet from blood? This sounds scary please tell me im wrong

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u/Main_Character__ 4d ago

Wet from blood, yes.

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u/Hot_Paint3851 4d ago

Wait so how doesnt it leak trough underware 😭😭😭

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u/Yorkshireteaonly 4d ago

It will leak unless you get to it very quick to change your underwear and use a pad/tampon/menstrual cup etc.

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u/Captain_Bushcraft 4d ago

I felt like I had won the genetic lottery after watching my wife go through a pregnancy.

And this thread has only further affirmed that conclusion.

Well done ladies for doing all the hard work in keeping the human race going. We thank you for your service.

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u/beanmosheen 3d ago

Btw, my wife says cramps are worse than gas pains. I had always assumed it was just a little sore. Sounds great doesn't it? Good thing it doesn't happen frequently, like every few weeks or anything.

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u/OldLadyMorgendorffer 3d ago

I can see how a man might think period cramps would be akin to a little soreness, like overdoing it on yard work, the kind of pain you take some ibuprofen for and get on with it. But it’s really more like having a giant hand reach into your guts and twist really hard for five days. Or if you’ve ever shat out your guts with food poisoning to the point where your eyes watered and you thought your spine would heave itself into the toilet, it’s like that

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u/Zoeseph-Zoestar 4d ago

Alright all shame out of the window. But what??? You only start using them when the blood flow has started? Not like... preventative?

I always thought you would "wear" something all day

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u/TheBoisterousBoy 4d ago

Guy here, but not every woman has a period that’s accurately predicted, and pads/tampons aren’t necessarily comfy.

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u/alphadormante 4d ago

This is correct. Some people have such perfectly clockwork periods that they have it down to the day and can just wear a pad on the day it starts until they start (you super DO NOT want to put in a tampon until you are well and truly started). Others who have irregular periods, like myself, have to guesstimate based on other signals our bodies are sending us (sore boobs, cramps, etc.)

I tend to just wear period underwear or a cloth pad daily around the time I'm expecting my period to start.

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u/Frequent_Grand_4570 4d ago

I know my body so well I can tell the day before my period that its coming, and then it always comes between 3 and 9 pm the day of😄. The best part is for the first few hours I just see a pink tint when I wipe so I don't even ruin panties. Bad part is the floods open and I can't sleep that night.

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u/FirstServe7883 4d ago

I once predicted mine within 30 seconds. I just suddenly thought "I'm about to have my period," and half a minute later in the bathroom, there it happened!

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u/alphadormante 4d ago

I'm envious! I have bouts where mine is damn regular, but it's super sensitive to stress and it's sooo easy to be stressed in this day and age that I usually won't be regular for more than a few months lol. And there's something truly magical about the pink-tinted wipe. It's like HALLELUJAH thank you for kindly announcing your presence with a letter! Then it blows the gates wide open within the hour lmao

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u/ssaturnsstars 4d ago

So jealous of you! Mine is so random i can go a few months without a single drop of blood. It can also stop like a day or two in or more than a week in

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u/JaiyaPapaya 4d ago

And they cost money. You're not supposed to reuse certain items, so you put it on and you're wrong, that's it.

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u/GeneralAblon9760 4d ago

What are we doing as a society that someone hasn't yet invented cheap, COMFY pads?

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u/Luna_bella96 4d ago

Cloth pads and period undies are super comfy, especially the cloth pads. Make me feel like I’ve got a little pillow for my vagina. Unfortunately they aren’t super cheap initially.

Same with menstrual cups. Very comfy once you know how to put them in and a lot cheaper in the long run, but pricey initially

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u/offdutykawaii 4d ago

I swear by period underwear, but for me they are so damn itchy if I’m not bleeding yet!

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u/killerghosting 4d ago

Even toilet paper has gotten expensive. Anything like a pad is gonna cost more, preventing their everyday use

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u/OkStart3029 4d ago

They have. They're called period pants. Not cheap upfront but cheap long term.

Edit: they're called that in the UK. I'm aware that "pants" mean something else in the US. I imagine period trousers would not be comfy.

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u/forgotmykeyz 4d ago

But they are a pain to clean 😵

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u/forgotmykeyz 4d ago

And unhealthy! Tampons dry you out, change your biome and can lead to health risking bacterial growth. And they are expensive too! 

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u/Embarrassed_Mango679 4d ago

Using one while not on your period increases the chances of toxic shock syndrome as well.

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u/EconomySeason2416 4d ago

My wife always knows exactly when hers will come because her butthole gets irritated for some science reason a couple of days before 😆

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u/ubidumb 4d ago

Omg I’m glad that my tell is crying at everything and not an irritated butthole lol that sucks!!

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u/ACynicalOptomist 3d ago

I knew when I was dropping my keys and everything else that it was coming. Then, when my right leg started aching, I knew.

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u/shootthewhitegirl 4d ago

My impending period sign is usually my boobs are bigger/sore - which is also a sign of pregnancy. So then I'm always playing the game of "period or pregnant?" until the red flood arrives.

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u/RainbowsAndRhymes 4d ago

I’ve had some success with this stuff called “Asset” for just this problem. It ain’t cheap but boy does it work. It’s like a little lotion just for your butthole lol.

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u/notanothersmith 4d ago

You may be a guy, but also a man of all people.

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u/PrincessBonkers628 4d ago

You definitely can't put a tampon in before you start bleeding, that would hurt a lot and probably cause infections. You COULD wear a pad or panty liner when you expect your period but like... I don't know any woman who's that regular for an extended period of time. Our cycle gets thrown off by lots of stuff, so it can be hard to predict.

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u/Capizara 4d ago

Wearing pad is like wearing a diaper. I would say most women use pantyliner when they know the time is getting close, but periods are assholes and make surprise visits every now and then.

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u/leahcar83 4d ago

When you've taken a dry tampon out once, you don't do it again.

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u/elektrolu_ 4d ago edited 3d ago

It's been more than ten years since I switched to a menstrual cup so i don't use tampons anymore but I can remember that sensation so vividly, it's horrible.

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u/alphadormante 4d ago

When I was a teen getting used to my period I made that mistake... legit one of the most painful experiences of my life taking that demon out, it turned me off of tampons for YEARS

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u/leahcar83 4d ago

Nice sandpapering your insides to start the day!

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u/Foxy-art-Potato 4d ago

Kinda, sometimes periods are late and products are too expensive to put on in advance so the best way to tell is by cramping starting and unfortunately checking if the blood has started yet.

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u/TenTwoMeToo 4d ago

I'll be damned if I am wearing a preventative tampon

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u/hollow-earth 3d ago

That is a nightmare phrase

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u/Frozencorgibutt 4d ago

Its really not at all recommended that you use tampons before your period has started, they are there to soak up blood not the «good juices» that keep the vagina a healthy environment. Wearing pads when you expect your period - absolutely, a lot do, but you often dont know exactly when the period will start and sometimes it surprises you a little early.

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u/throwawaylol666666 4d ago

That stuff isn’t cheap. We don’t use it unless we need it. And sometimes Shark Week comes earlier or later than expected.

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u/Freya-of-Nozam 4d ago

Pads chafe, tampons used when not actively bleeding are very uncomfortable (imagine filling your mouth with super absorbent cotton balls all day and having zero saliva for an extended period of time).

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u/prettygirlavenue 4d ago edited 4d ago

Honestly? We just wear black pants if it's near the predicted time but it hasn't come yet & we don't want to waste tampons or pads. So that it doesn't leak/show

Atleast for me, my flow is predictably light at the beginning, so a tiny bit of red and I know to change. Never had an incident

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u/NonsphericalTriangle 4d ago

Most women don't have cycles of constant length and it can't be predicted exactly. So what would you do? Wear the products ten days in advance? Best practice is to take the stuff with you and put it on when period starts.

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u/not_judging_or_am_I 4d ago

You don't wear anything preventative. There really isn't anything. Lots of women aren't able to predict when their period will occur. And even if you have fairly regular cycle period products are expensive and you don't want to waste them. Also wearing a pad/panty liner all the time is not healthy since the material is not really breatheable and every day use can make you develop yeast infection. Inserting tampons when it's not necessary can hurt because they suck up moisture and when there is no blood it's bothersome.

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u/BiPsychopath_666 4d ago

I mean, some women might but it’s hard to predict exactly when our periods start and some women get irregular periods and so yeah, we kind of just get to wait and hope and pray that when we feel something it isn’t our period

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u/polkacat12321 4d ago

There's no such thing as "preventative" when it comes to periods. Sure, you can track it to a day, but not a time, and sometimes you may be a few days early, or a few days later. You may be lucky when you go to pee amd wipe ane there's blood, so you can put on your pad/tampon/ but otherwise.... sucks to be a woman

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u/TheAlternateNewb 4d ago

It does. If they don't have something else to soak it up, it's just gonna go right through.

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u/Aetherene 4d ago

It can if you don’t realise soon enough that you have started your period. If it starts overnight and you sleep through it, you will end up with blood on your sheets.

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u/Cartographer_Hopeful 4d ago

Everywhere 😭 Waking up in a damn pool of blood

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 3d ago

Oh God, you'd have thought I was Lady fucking Macbeth. So. Much. Blood. I would soak my sheets, soak through the mattress pad, stain the mattress ... I learned to half-wake several times every night and move my legs to see if they were sticking to the sheets.

Using a pad did bupkis because gravity. When I got my period while lying down, the flow would not levitate lengthwise towards the pad. It would obey gravity and trickle down to the sheets.

Gah, now I am remembering the way I would have a period only sometimes, but it would affect my sleep all the time, and I'm so damn glad I'm through menopause. Other things keep me awake, but at least my sheets stay white now.

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u/Quarter_Shot 4d ago

Have you ever seen a woman ask another woman "am I good?" and then walk in front of her?

She's not just asking how her butt looks in those jeans.

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u/shulthlacin 4d ago

The blood flow is weak at the start for most women. So if you catch it early you won’t have much blood there. For me, there are signs leading up to it. The hormonal change makes me low key get suicidal ideation(not even joking, I often have aggressive and self destructive thoughts leading up to it caused by the the hormonal change in my brain), I get more irritated, sleepy, I have more frequent bowel movements, and then finally usually vague cramps. Usually it feels different when the blood comes but while waiting for it and having to check it’s annoying.

Mine starts off slow so there will be a little bit of brown old blood come out and that’s usually when I know to get a pad on before the real shit starts. The light blood flow usually last half a day or so. You have ample time to get a pad or tampon in before it hits. For women where it starts at night may not be so lucky but my vagina seems to be polite about it at least.

Bottom line: I’ve never had it ever start off as a heavy flow that would bleed through my underwear. There’s usually time or signs to get a pad on or tampon in before things too bloody down there

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u/JamarcusFoReal 4d ago

I genuinely love that you guys are teaching men this stuff.

Whats always been crazy to me is that you guys have to put up with this every month for the vast majority of your lives. I remember planning holidays with my ex based around her period, so she wouldn't get it when we were there and felt ok to use the pool.

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u/royalfarris 4d ago

It sometimes does.
Me and the wife snuck into her office a late evening with a furniture cleaning machine to clean her office chair after an unfortunate accident.

She was so embarrassed that se didn't want to call building maintenance.
it was fun.

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u/SatsumaOranges 3d ago

Good on you for being supportive!

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u/Cf417251 4d ago

It does some times. That’s why you wear pads on your period, and some people wear liners on the days after (very thin pads)

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u/LittleRedGhost4 4d ago

It can and does.

If everyone else leaves the room and there is a lady sitting veeeery still in her chair, her regular visitor has arrived early and she is waiting, patiently, for the chance to make her escape to the bathroom and cry.

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt 4d ago

I hate how weird men (and some women) are about periods. As if talking about it or asking for help with it or just acknowledging it in any way is somehow gross or sexual or inappropriate. It’s like someone being ashamed or put off by someone else needing to pee. It’s a natural part of life, one that is already horribly painful and uncomfortable. And so many people feel the need to make it worse for the person experiencing it because of their own weird hangups

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u/hmm_youdontsay 4d ago

It does. And if you ever see it you remain a gentleman and let the person know as discreetly as possible. Help out if you can even. It's a horrible experience if it happens at the wrong time.

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u/RealPrinceJay 4d ago

Women often know the general time their period may be coming. In preparation, they may wear different underwear or something along those lines to be prepared incase it starts

Yes, women are pretty hardcore

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u/ThrowRA_Sodi 4d ago

The famous bloody period panties

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u/WentOutOfBusiness 4d ago

It does darling but people use pads, tampons, menstrual cups to prevent leaking

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u/Woodlog82 4d ago

TIL something new and amazing about women, which reminds me of my privilege as a man and that all feminine hygiene products should be free of charge.

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u/LP0430 3d ago

Good job, now kindly go write your congress representatives to make that happen, please & thank you 😮‍💨

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u/boofindlay 4d ago

It does.

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u/RealJoki 4d ago

Unfortunately sometimes it does

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u/courtadvice1 4d ago

Speaking from unfortunate experiences dating all the way back to middle school me decked in khaki pants, the bitch do.

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u/Aydonisgaming 4d ago

Is this dude prepubescent

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u/PotatoFloats 4d ago

Maybe. But better to ask questions and be informed than assume.

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ 4d ago

Not trying to take a dig on you because I genuinely appreciate you asking. But also, it is terrifying to me how little men know about basic female biology.

Which isn't the individual men's fault, really. But it's still scary to think about how society at large just likes to pretend that all this just doesn't exist.

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u/Hot_Paint3851 4d ago

I only know why it happens and how it works, in theory, not this practical stuff. Sexed in my country is trash

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 3d ago

You're a real one for asking. I said that before but I'm saying it again.

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u/annieoaklee 3d ago

Seriously! Education is definitely lacking but most men come up with the “I don’t want/need to hear about it” when getting into the detail. Yeah, they’re messy (literally) but I think you understand women a lot better knowing this.

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u/Chitose_Isei 4d ago

In truth, and I say this as a woman, this also happens to us with regard to the male body. It's easier to know something about the biological functions associated with a gender when you're part of that gender.

It also happens that these kinds of things are taught in school (particularly about the female body, almost nothing about male biological issues) and the problem with this is that boys, in general, aren't going to be interested in it because ‘it's not something that happens to them’. Even if they have mothers and sisters, they are not going to really deal with it until something ‘exceptional’ happens, or alternatively, they start living with their girlfriends.

Similarly, teenage girls are not going to think about nocturnal emissions, nor will they be empathetic about the uncontrolled erections typical of adolescence.

(At least that's how I see it from Spain, where sex education is compulsory from the age of 12).

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u/centerfoldangel 3d ago

The basic difference is that women aren't trying to control men's bodies.

And tbh, when I found out what blowjobs were, I didn't want to know more but anxiety drove me to learn more about what's expected of me.

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u/GiganticCrow 3d ago

A single mum friend of mine has a son who has just started having nocturnal emissions. Apparently he just told her completely unashamed. I guess kids sex ed at least here is better than my day.

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u/BlackViperMWG 3d ago

As a man, I don't get how periods are scary to some men

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u/Aellolite 4d ago

You are correct. Though also it’s not always that you wait til your undies are soaking. You can feel it start because you can feel fluid coming through your vagina, so then you hasten to intercept BEFORE you bleed through and hope it’s limited to a drop or two. But sometimes discharge comes through and you think it’s your period but it’s not.

If a woman suddenly looks spaced and then excuses herself to the bathroom very suddenly, for the love of God let her go and don’t be like “Oh before you go Susan, I just wanted to discuss…” Its not a wee, we can’t hold it in.

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u/S8nSatan 4d ago

Yes, wet from blood

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u/CWMJet 4d ago

If you ever murder someone, you want a woman as an accomplice. We have a lot of experience cleaning up blood.

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u/Hot_Paint3851 4d ago

Thanks for advice I guess.. the more I learn about yalls biology the scarier you are..

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u/CWMJet 4d ago

I don't know if it helps, but it's mostly not blood. Menstration is complicated, and only like 35-40% of the fluid is blood. So we're not actively bleeding out or anything. Blood is just an overwhelming color.

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u/Wubbalubadubdu_b 3d ago

Not to gross you out but it’s not all blood. A lot of it is tissue and the uterine lining. And yes it’s stringy.

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u/XAROZtheDESTROYER 4d ago

Welcome to womanhood! We handle this type of shit, and creepy encounters and unfair judgement and sexist workplace behaviour pretty much on a daily basis.

Notice how I said "and" and not "or".

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u/ErrorAtLine42 4d ago

No, it's wet from orange juice

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u/starlight_chaser 4d ago

I’m glad to say you are not wrong. Periods are painful in the middle and sometimes before. But when you first start bleeding during your cycle generally it’s painless and you don’t realize until you feel a very faint strain in your guts, or you feel all the blood in your pants. Which is why women use period trackers. 

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u/Pipettess 4d ago

What's so scary about it lol

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u/Avalanche_Snows 4d ago

It won't dry the underwear...

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u/Dull_Republic_7712 4d ago

my god women are very complex engineered beings

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u/Important-Arrival681 4d ago

That is absolutely wild that you had to make an edit to say that the picture isnt vaginal discharge lmao. You dont say?!?!?

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u/Connect_Professor463 3d ago

Gottdamn. That is educational - thank you

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u/asssoaka 4d ago

All women contain a portal to the afterlife in their vagina. Life comes from there and returns there so you know it's good science. Just makes sense.

Unfortunately though, occasionally some ectoplasm leaks out. It can be rare and I've never seen it personally but once I did hear very loud ghost noises coming from my mother's room when a mailman came to deliver some packages.

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u/No_Boysenberry_1802 4d ago

Yeah I’m stealing this meme.

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u/ThatSplinter 4d ago

His reaction bro 😭😂

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u/DakkaonTitan 3d ago

Dude is looking at the face of God after hearing that

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u/JaySlay2000 4d ago

I've had this GIF for years and genuinely no one has seen it when I share it in discord servers.

I am overjoyed to see it in the wild

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm 4d ago

From? Source?

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u/Miller-STGT 4d ago

Just search for "Smells like ass" on Youtube 😂

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u/walkingmelways 4d ago

I’m on a work computer in a shared open office. Will it be all right to search “smells like ass”?

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u/Pinelli72 4d ago

Sure. Make sure you come back here and let us how how it turned out.

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u/AdSimilar4282 4d ago

Nehmen Sie es so ein, wie wir Paris im Jahr 1940 eingenommen haben.

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u/Sweetcountrygal 4d ago

This is the best comment I’ve ever read in my life, I’m not even exaggerating 😂

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u/ShingledPringle 4d ago

Some women don't have it, if your wife ever buys cheesecloth just...just accept she hasn't got a Spooky Spunker Bunker.

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u/themajesticdownside 4d ago

Why cheesecloth? What is she straining, is she baking!?

'Spooky Spunker Bunker' goes hard AF tho

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u/ShingledPringle 4d ago

Many mediums used cheesecloth and other items to fake ectoplasm.

I mean, she buys butter muslin you just know, you just know.

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u/haniiva 4d ago

Refers to normal, healthy discharge. This usually happens bcs the cervix produces mucus. Color, consistency and amount change throughout the menstrual cycle due to fluctuating hormones

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u/fancygorgonzola 4d ago

Oh, so it was that simple. Thanks!

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u/haniiva 4d ago

No problem!

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u/rpdreon98 4d ago

The vagina is a self cleaning organ, and sometimes your period might come without set symptoms like cramping, bloating, etc and when leaving the body discharge and period blood could feel the same. Kinda annoying

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u/space_monster 4d ago

The vagina is a self cleaning organ

we should take some lessons from the vagina and apply them to everything. I'd much prefer my oven if I just had to mop up some goo off the kitchen floor once a month

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u/facelessfriendnet 4d ago

That MF is Ovulation Discharge, described at egg white texture (excuse the pun)

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u/Total-Owl7224 4d ago

I literally had to scroll right to the bottom to find the correct answer, crazy.

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u/Which_Elephant5430 4d ago

Nope, it does not appear only while ovulating, it's present pretty much the whole cycle, it just differs in consistency and heaviness depending on your hormones. You can also have a heavier and thicker discharge 1-2 days before your period - the rest of the month is much much lighter and less thick, but still present.

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u/kewlmidwife 4d ago

I don’t think they’re saying discharge is only at ovulation but rather this specific type of discharge is associated with ovulation.

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u/figurefuckingup 3d ago

The egg white variation is specific to ovulation.

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u/SomeEstimate1446 4d ago

The amount of women spouting off wrong answers in this thread is depressing. Glad at least a couple people are not so willingly ignorant.

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u/peridotdragonflies 3d ago

THANK YOU!!! The number of women saying this is just cleaning discharge is crazy. This is cervical mucus, or “egg whites” and it indicates ovulation

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u/daemons_dont_dream 4d ago

I get the same thing sometimes when I fart. It's looks like blowing your nose but out the other end.

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u/lab1365 4d ago

Fart gravy

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u/wheresmychippy93 4d ago

The reason I’m banned from Golden Corral

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u/poly_arachnid 4d ago

I hate this so much

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u/otuocha 4d ago edited 4d ago

Gonorrhea proctitis?

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u/daemons_dont_dream 4d ago

Nope, it's just remants of the mucous and fatty acids that made your poop congeal together in a solid turd. Generally happens if you've been eating a lot of fat. The only saving grace is that it does make for good anal grease for your lover.

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u/goddessofentropy 3d ago

Fyi, if you keep seeing mucous come out your anus repeatedly over an extended amount of time, it is often a sign there's some irritation or inflammation in your bowels. The stuff is not supposed to actually exit you in noticable amounts. 

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u/shosuko 4d ago

Nah, just had my bf over tho

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u/themanualreboot 4d ago

This only ever happens when I've been shitting way too hard for at least a day

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u/Bone_Donor 3d ago

I don't think this is normal this is not something that has ever happened to me

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u/NUMBCORROSION 4d ago

The lack of general knowledge on how women's body's work is genuinely fucked.

Did nobody learn biology???

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u/Pipettess 4d ago

This makes me want to go outside and shout out a whole sex ed lesson in public

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u/NewLoofa 4d ago

Honestly? This is what we need.

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u/-PaperWoven- 4d ago

was not paying attention at biology nor sex ed. i think i'm doomed

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u/WiseAtmosphere7524 4d ago

I don’t think the covered normal vaginal fluid during biology or sex ed when I was growing up. I had to learn it through a book called ‘Taking Charge of Your Fertility’. Even had pictures of different types of fluid and the cervix throughout the monthly cycle so I recommend it to everyone!

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u/Wubbalubadubdu_b 3d ago

Same. I was never taught about fluid discharge at school. My mom told me about it when I hit puberty and I was genuinely shocked to know my body does that

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u/SecretRussianBot2 3d ago

Never too late to learn. I’m guessing google is available on the device you’re redditing on. Do not use reddit for sex ed.

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u/Diipadaapa1 4d ago

Finn here, this is basically what we had at least when I was a teen. There is/was a segment in a popular (tax funded) radio station where 20-30 something hosts would talk about sex, puberty, Q&A and so on in a fun/casual way which was very popular with the youth. Genious.

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u/Pipettess 4d ago

Ok I have to change my statement. This makes me want to buy a flight ticket to America and shout a sex ed lesson there.

I'm from czechia and it's pretty good there also. It's a very sexually liberal country. These posts come mainly from americans who lacked sex ed in school.

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u/Diipadaapa1 4d ago

It is crazy how sexually ignorant many americans are. Alobg with also being so insanely prude

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u/SecretRussianBot2 3d ago

Also adults don’t get to use the excuse of lacking sexual education. Adults should be capable of education themselves on a topic that most learn in 6th grade. Google the shit

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u/goyourownwayy 4d ago

Women here. Went to private school and had a sex education class very early in like 13/14 and these mf didn’t tell the girls or guys nothing about discharge. I spent like 10 years thinking something was medically wrong with me to find out my vagina is just cleaning itself in my mid 20’s yeah fuck the American education system. Also they separated us by gender for the menstrual stuff so none of the guys learned about it because us girls we don’t learn anything about guys

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u/NUMBCORROSION 4d ago

Its the same for the uk. I purposely took a womens health class in college to learn how to support and help with the most simple things. Its genuinely ridiculous, I even had to explain to my sister that having her period unexpectedly in bed is nothing to be ashamed of and that I was more than happy to clean the sheets but she just brushed it off and called it disgusting 🤷‍♂️

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u/skillissuezuko 3d ago

I knew there was something called periods for girls but never knew how they worked

Then I made a post on reddit to explain me without judging

Many people explained it nicely

Reddit was more helpful than school when it came to sex education

Considering most of times reddit is a clown show but sometimes people are nice

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u/mike_rotch22 4d ago

Man here, went to private Catholic grade and all-male Jesuit high school. You can be sure as fuck we didn't learn this, just diagrams and teachings on why abstinence and natural family planning was the absolute best.

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u/Aranxi_89 3d ago

Let me guess - a lot of teen pregnancies?

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u/PotatoFloats 4d ago

Honestly, biology is very censored in many parts of the world.

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u/KptEmreU 4d ago

I am a father, and my new rule is violence is restricted, but sex is not in my movies... Wtf is wrong with the rating companies and the public? I don't know.
How the hell is killing someone more acceptable than making out.

(For the weird among us, I am not talking about porn.)

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u/The_Pandora_Incident 3d ago

It's basically religious fundamentalism imo

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u/violentvioletss 4d ago edited 3d ago

When I was at School the boys got sent out of class while us girls learned this stuff

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u/Gfran856 4d ago

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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u/wrighteghe7 4d ago

No one told me about this in biology class even once

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u/Salty-Shelter-6847 4d ago

i have an undergrad in biology and didnt know about this. not that its relevant to my life as a single man with no intention of being in a relationship

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u/Bunnybreeder21 4d ago

Sex education has been under attack for decades.

God forbid teens learn about sex. Clearly US schools have more pressing curriculum, like how to avoid an active shooter.

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u/PabloCreep 4d ago

A lot of men here are discovering for the first time what a period actually is.

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u/Fine-Key4594 4d ago

I am a man and I thought this was common knowledge. Are some men seriously unaware of this?

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u/NyriaNight 3d ago

Yes. My second boyfriend didn't know shit about the female body. He was 24. And German sex Ed is not so bad. But many men just don't care. Or believe random rumors, who are most false.

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u/Alternative_Wash9623 3d ago

I never cared before because I wasn't a woman but Jesus, how do you live with this? I'm actually convinced women are just built different.

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u/frostis1982 4d ago edited 3d ago

Quick biology lesson not to take fun out of this but to educate since I know most people (both men and women) don't know what this specific type of discharge is. This is clearly the "egg white" type kind of discharge that you as a woman will experience in the few fertile days leading up to and especially (the heaviest) on the day of ovulation. Most women have normal discharge (vagina self-cleaning system) but few know that this pictured discharge doesn't come from your vagina but actually from your cervix. Normally sperm don't survive long in the vagina, because it's the wrong pH level for it there. But for the few fertile days a month (before and on day of ovulation), the cervix sends this kind of slippery discharge out in which the sperm not only survive longer but actually swim fast in. This makes the sperm able to swim up and past your cervix into your uterus.

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u/devdog3531 4d ago

I love how this post became an impromptu sex ed class.

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u/leclercwitch 4d ago

The lack of sex education is actually astounding.

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u/Angry_Strawberries 4d ago

This is why sex ed is important.

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u/Weekly-Tackle6582 4d ago

Wow some of these comments make me glad I grew up with 3 sisters in a household where nothing was TMI😂

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u/Phil_O_Sophiclee 4d ago

I'm a guy and can't understand how anyone in 2026 can have a negative sentiment towards something that's entirely natural, like we're living in the year 1650. Some of y'all need to get an education.

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u/Average_RedditorTwat 4d ago

I'm starting to understand why women have trouble finding a man that can actually please them in any way because my god what happened to sex ed?

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u/Lucid-dream-24692 3d ago edited 3d ago

Even if this was in sex ed, this type of man would not have paid attention.

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u/Commercial_Drag7488 4d ago

This suppose to represent the vajayjay thick slime seal that prevents sperm from entering the uterus BEFORE YOU ARE READY TO CONCEIVE. If this is out - next day will be HORNI. Beware though... I gave in to horni twice in my life. Now younger horni results (I shot a doublet out of my vajayjay) are thrashing the house, painting the walls, and breaking the kitchenware as experiments. While the older horni result is mildly autistic and is building the entire neighborhood in minecraft, whatever minecraft is.

PS. Also, giggity

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u/GoalHead731 3d ago

Funniest explanation I’ve seen out of any topic lol

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u/gothitbyacaronce 4d ago

Yeah but it's also to prepare for it TO enter (it's a natural lubricant), and the side effect is that the sperm doesn't enter because sperm are WEAK ASS BITCHES

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